The EoFF Beard Contest

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fail viking is fail. :colbert:




Some people keep a trimmed/shaped beard their whole life. If it were allowed it would take the whole challenge out of the contest!

That said, I might actually have to drop out soon as I have a job interview on Wednesday >;o

xD Who's going to be left? I haven't even started. :(

I expect dakota, me and prootwoot will be the last one. Nobody will care (cuz none of us can grow a beard) and Shorty will be so unmotivated she'll end the contest early.

Then I can finally shave my 'stache and keep the rest. God I want to shave.
Haha, but you hardly grow anything. :p

[Clo]

Rantzien, young man, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I demand an explanation. :colbert:

[Peegee]

Fail viking is fail. :colbert:




Some people keep a trimmed/shaped beard their whole life. If it were allowed it would take the whole challenge out of the contest!

That said, I might actually have to drop out soon as I have a job interview on Wednesday >;o

xD Who's going to be left? I haven't even started. :(

I expect dakota, me and prootwoot will be the last one. Nobody will care (cuz none of us can grow a beard) and Shorty will be so unmotivated she'll end the contest early.

Then I can finally shave my 'stache and keep the rest. God I want to shave.
Haha, but you hardly grow anything. :p

I'm not used to it!

And I'll say prootwoot can grow facial hair when he does it.

[Agent Proto]

>:O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0858.jpg

[Shlup]

I want to grow a beard and be in the contest. :(

I will win you all!

[Jiro]

I expect dakota,

:nonono:

[Peegee]

I expect dakota,

:nonono:

w/e. I will beat you yet!

[Jiro]

You have not a chance in hell of defeating me! I will go the longest without shaving.

[missaira]

yeah, but.. haha maybe i shouldn't comment :roll2

[Levian]

and so I'm out. one day short of 3 weeks.

Didn't get rid of it all, I never do. Shaved the neck completely, thinned out some areas and trimmed the beard.

Anyone took a final picture: 20 days.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/Snapshot_20100921.jpg

All trimmed and happy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/Snapshot_20100921_1.jpg

[Jiro]

I want to swear and insult you Levian, but you look pretty hot so I can't. But you're still a wimp. :p

[Clo]

I am so disappointed in you. :nonono:

[Levian]

I have a job. :colbert: can't be looking like no Joaquin Phoenix.

[Shorty]

RANTZIEN AND LEV

I DON'T EVEN >:O

Five contestants left. NCG had better be joining soon.

Congratulations to all contestants who aren't concerned with your social and/or professional lives! :love:

[Peegee]

<a href="http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/4kv9mo.jpg"><img src="http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/4kv9mo.jpg" border=0 height=80 width=60 /></a>

meh

[Rodarian]

PG...FaiL!

[G13]

yeah, but.. haha maybe i shouldn't comment :roll2

:lol:

[Peegee]

PG...FaiL!

Fail, or win?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want to grow a beard and be in the contest. :(

I will win you all!
You can win me now. :jokey:


RANTZIEN AND LEV

I DON'T EVEN >:O

Five contestants left. NCG had better be joining soon.

Congratulations to all contestants who aren't concerned with your social and/or professional lives! :love:
I will, I will! Friday will be my official start time. This contest caters to my likes, because I dislike shaving so much.

[Peegee]

I have promised people at the office I will last until end of december, which would make it pretty much 4 months. I don't expect many of you to last that long if you can grow normal hair.

Everybody I've described this contest to admitted they wouldn't last much longer than a month if they couldn't trim. bwahahahaha zzzzz

[G13]

You have no idea how much I dislike shaving Peegles. I can go as long as I need to.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have promised people at the office I will last until end of december, which would make it pretty much 4 months. I don't expect many of you to last that long if you can grow normal hair.

Everybody I've described this contest to admitted they wouldn't last much longer than a month if they couldn't trim. bwahahahaha zzzzz

I went for 6 months without shaving a couple years ago just because I didn't feel like shaving, I think I can go longer when there are prizes at stake.

[Agent Proto]

I've gone like 3 months without shaving earlier this year, not that it really matters.

[Shlup]

I tried to refrain from shaving my pits while BJ was gone for two months, but I just couldn't do it!

I was all unimpressed the people were dropping out already, but I guess three weeks is kind of a long time.

Go remaining competitors! :cheer:

[I Took the Red Pill]

Despair that none of you can top (the second contestant in) this video (http://www.m0ar.org/4070)

[NorthernChaosGod]

...that's just insanity.

[Peegee]

You have no idea how much I dislike shaving Peegles. I can go as long as I need to.

You don't scare me. I don't have anything better to do than to join a contest for growing facial hair.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You both suck at growing facial hair though, I like having a beard. A wild, shaggy beard.

[Jiro]

If it comes down to it, I will shave my legs and stick the hair to my face to win.

[missaira]

i will do anything in the whole world to stop you from doing that. seriously.

[Iceglow]

The general problem with the rules on this competition is the no shaping/trimming issue. This is what causes problems since many of us have actually got lives what demand us to look presentable. Hobo beard is not presentable in any circumstances.

[Pheesh]

That's why it's a contest!! It's not meant to be a leisurely stroll in the park. You're supposed to be pressured into shaving, if not by life circumstances then by your other friends making jokes about your appearance...observe;

Peegee, you look like my Italian grandmother. Cept more azn.

[Agent Proto]

The general problem with the rules on this competition is the no shaping/trimming issue. This is what causes problems since many of us have actually got lives what demand us to look presentable. Hobo beard is not presentable in any circumstances.

According to the rules on the first post, trimming and shaping IS allowed, just discouraged. It's the shaving issue you're more concerned about. However, it seems two of the rules contradict each other.


3. Trimming and shaping are disccouraged, but allowed.

5. NO SHAVING. This will disqualify you from the contest.

Perhaps Shorty should elaborate more about these two rules.

[Peegee]

trimming and/or shaping != shaving

QED

[G13]

You both suck at growing facial hair though, I like having a beard. A wild, shaggy beard.

You told me my beard was magnificent. :(

The gloves are off now, broheim! Your beard is goin' down!

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's why it's a contest!! It's not meant to be a leisurely stroll in the park. You're supposed to be pressured into shaving, if not by life circumstances then by your other friends making jokes about your appearance...observe;

Peegee, you look like my Italian grandmother. Cept more azn.
This certainly makes more sense contest-wise.



You both suck at growing facial hair though, I like having a beard. A wild, shaggy beard.

You told me my beard was magnificent. :(

The gloves are off now, broheim! Your beard is goin' down!
Haha. Pillow talk isn't admissible on the forums. :p

[Rantz]

Iceglow, I think at this point everyone knows your opinion, but it has been explained several times that this contest works this way and why it does. I think since Shorty is buying prizes with her own money, she has the right to decide the rules. If you disagree, you're free to start your own beard contest with other rules. Now please refrain from killing the spirit any further for those who are participating.

[Peegee]

Iceglow, I think at this point everyone knows your opinion, but it has been explained several times that this contest works this way and why it does. I think since Shorty is buying prizes with her own money, she has the right to decide the rules. If you disagree, you're free to start your own beard contest with other rules. Now please refrain from killing the spirit any further for those who are participating.

:cool:

Can Steve and I start a pokemon beard contest?

[Rantz]

That gets the :up: from me!

[Shorty]

The rules have been changed to say no trimming or shaping at all. If any current participants have any issues with this change, please notify The Committee, and we will address your concern.

I love the rivalry that's going on! I also love how determined NCG is, even though he'll be starting three weeks after everyone else. Keep up the good work and enthusiasm! The first month will be over soon!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love the rivalry that's going on! I also love how determined NCG is, even though he'll be starting three weeks after everyone else. Keep up the good work and enthusiasm! The first month will be over soon!

Looking at the competition, I hardly have a choice but to win. /smug

[Peegee]

I love the rivalry that's going on! I also love how determined NCG is, even though he'll be starting three weeks after everyone else. Keep up the good work and enthusiasm! The first month will be over soon!

Looking at the competition, I hardly have a choice but to win. /smug

Okay there.

[G13]

The rules have been changed to say no trimming or shaping at all. If any current participants have any issues with this change, please notify The Committee, and we will address your concern.

I love the rivalry that's going on! I also love how determined NCG is, even though he'll be starting three weeks after everyone else. Keep up the good work and enthusiasm! The first month will be over soon!

What about keeping the neckline trimmed? It itches somethin' fierce.


Looking at the competition, I hardly have a choice but to win. /smug

:roll2

[bipper]

unrelated note, I am goring a beard as of august. My face is quite happy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't be jelly, guize.

[Jiro]

Hey bitches, you can kinda see some chin fluff in these ones :bigsmile: PROOF I'M NOT A FILTHY LYING POKEMON.


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/SDC10165.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/SDC10164.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/SDC10163.jpg


Pretty big photos though, sorry bout that.

[missaira]

haha in the first one i was like WHOA WTF IS THAT and then i realised it was a lock of your hair :p

[Parker]

Ugh....I would be owning this contest except maybe for Levian

[Peegee]

Levian's disqualified so you better win.

Oh wait

[NorthernChaosGod]

Levian's disqualified so you better win.

Oh wait

xD So mean, PG.

[Peegee]

Anyway, where's Sir Lancelot's pics?

[TheGlassesGirl]

I am disappoint in the beard shaving-off-of-faceitude. :[

EDIT: LOL, bears shaving off of faceitude.
*beard

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0010.jpg

[Clo]

You nice young men all need to learn to smile.

[Shorty]

I agree with Clo.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Just for that I'm totally going to scowl or grimace in my pictures later today.

[Peegee]

Just for that I'm totally going to scowl or grimace in my pictures later today.

>implying you're ever going to join this contest.

I'm putting my money on sir lancelot now.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Do Sturgeon Face. :o (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sturgeon-face)

[NorthernChaosGod]

It's on now, bitches.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0924001826.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0924001831.jpg

[Clo]

Is that you scowling?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I totally forgot I said that. I should re-do them.

[Clo]

Show me your most terrifying face! :argh:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Just for you, Clograb!

[TheGlassesGirl]

STURGEON FACE MOTHERFUCKER.

[Shorty]

Yessss, NCG! I'm excited that you're putting forth an effort, despite starting late.

KEEP UP THE GOOD BEARD GROWING, EVERYONE~ also, I love that NCG and G13 are competing against eachother.

[Bunny]

Is that you scowling?

That's his "watch how long i can hold my breath!" face

It's so adorable. I just want to pinch his wittle cheeks.

[Shlup]

I'm having trouble keeping up with when pictures are due. Do we have an official day of the week when pics are supposed to be posted?

The latest pics look good! Sir Lancelot's beard is rockin'.

[Shorty]

Well, it was Wednesdays, which was the day the contest started. But people seem to be posting pictures sporadically.

Maybe I'll make I reminder post the day before they're actually due.

[Clo]

Just for you, Clograb!

I'm waiting :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yessss, NCG! I'm excited that you're putting forth an effort, despite starting late.

KEEP UP THE GOOD BEARD GROWING, EVERYONE~ also, I love that NCG and G13 are competing against eachother.
Haha. I wasn't going to do all that talking and not join, I'm a man of my word. Also, a beard contest is right up my alley. Eric and I just have a friendly rivalry going.


STURGEON FACE MOTHERsmurfER.
Even though you hate me, I'm still doing this for you.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0925001956a.jpg



Just for you, Clograb!

I'm waiting :colbert:
I'm not even sure how to do this one. =\

[Bunny]

Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.

[Shorty]

Do it! In permanent marker!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.

Brilliant!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0925002020a.jpg

[Shorty]

I SEE THE TAPE THERE, YOU BASTARD

[G13]

Also, a beard contest is right up my alley. Eric and I just have a friendly rivalry going.

:objection:

Friendly? Nay good sir, I aim to full blown stomp your goofy ass.

[Shlup]

Ahaha, the tape was clever.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I SEE THE TAPE THERE, YOU BASTARD
/smug



Also, a beard contest is right up my alley. Eric and I just have a friendly rivalry going.

:objection:

Friendly? Nay good sir, I aim to full blown stomp your goofy ass.
Okay, I was going to keep it friendly, but now your pubescent ass is going down. Your neck beard is going to be blown away in the magnificence that is my lumberjack beard.


Ahaha, the tape was clever.
:jess:

[G13]

I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the massive amount of hair that surrounds my face.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my hair growing in thicker than yours.

[G13]

No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm going to beat you so badly.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No, no, no. It's I who must apologize, I almost feel bad about beating so thoroughly someone who's clearly delusional. Almost.

[G13]

If this were a "go after girls who are still in the womb" contest you would win hands down, but this is a man's contest so make yourself useful and get me another drink toots.

[NorthernChaosGod]

And if this were a "get drunk after a couple drinks" contest, well... you'd probably lose that too, little girl. What can I say? Winning isn't in your nature.

[Shorty]

There's an easy way to settle this. Drunk Beard Contest. (I have no idea how this would go, though.)

[Bunny]

RAZOR BLADE FIGHT

[G13]

Fuck you Julian. You only win this round because this round involves a drunk me. The contest is mine. My beard is already magnificent. My mom told me so.

[NorthernChaosGod]

There's an easy way to settle this. Drunk Beard Contest. (I have no idea how this would go, though.)

Nor do I, but all I know is that it ends with Eric crying and me standing over him victoriously.

[Clo]

Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.

Brilliant!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0925002020a.jpg

AHAHA! I love it! :love:

[G13]

You're a smug son of a bitch. I'll give you that. And that's all I'll give you. You'll get no quarter from me, even if you are my bro.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.

Brilliant!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0925002020a.jpg

AHAHA! I love it! :love:
And I, you. :monster:


You're a smug son of a bitch. I'll give you that. And that's all I'll give you. You'll get no quarter from me, even if you are my bro.
I don't want no stinkin' quarter, not if it's from you. :|

[TheGlassesGirl]

Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.

Brilliant!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0925002020a.jpg

The tape made me lol more than your Sturgeon Face.

[G13]

You're a smug son of a bitch. I'll give you that. And that's all I'll give you. You'll get no quarter from me, even if you are my bro.
I don't want no stinkin' quarter, not if it's from you. :|

Good, because I believe I just got done saying that you wouldn't be receiving one from me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You can keep your quarters and your patchy beard.



Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.

Brilliant!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/0925002020a.jpg

The tape made me lol more than your Sturgeon Face.

Haha. I wasn't going to actually write on my face.

[G13]

Patchy? Patchy!? That's some cold :bou::bou::bou::bou:, dawg. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

:bou::bou::bou::bou: just got real, yo.

[Shiny]

I have a job. :colbert: can't be looking like no Joaquin Phoenix.

Joaquin is clean shaven now though so maybe you DO want to look like him.

[Peegee]

Brilliant! NCG is going to destroy us all now!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Brilliant! NCG is going to destroy us all now!

Yeah, pretty much.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Haha. I wasn't going to actually write on my face.

IT WASHES OFF. :colbert:

[Shorty]

I'm with Naomi. :doublecolbert:

[Rodarian]

Not part of this competition but I'll show u what my a week growth looks like for me...Ive been very lazy to shave ....

[Peegee]

Not part of this competition but I'll show u what my a week growth looks like for me...Ive been very lazy to shave ....

Man if you ever grew it for 3 months you'll never be let back into Canada =)

[Rodarian]

Not part of this competition but I'll show u what my a week growth looks like for me...Ive been very lazy to shave ....

Man if you ever grew it for 3 months you'll never be let back into Canada =)

LOL that's why I had decided not to participate! I end up looking like him http://onaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Iranian-President.jpeg

And none of you dare say anything about it!! :mad2::colbert::mad2::doublecolbert::hot::twak:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha. I wasn't going to actually write on my face.

IT WASHES OFF. :colbert:


I'm with Naomi. :doublecolbert:

I have one Sharpie and it's the super permanent kind. I'm not going to wait until a get a new layer of skin for that to come off. :zombert:

[Clo]

Haha @ Rod! Why did all the men who can actually grow hair not join?

Oh, yes, jobs. Those things.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha @ Rod! Why did all the men who can actually grow hair not join?

:stare:

[Clo]

Evidence? :colbert:

[Peegee]

Haha @ Rod! Why did all the men who can actually grow hair not join?

:stare:

it's okay; when you crush us all in 2 weeks and then shave after 5 weeks everything will be okay.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Evidence? :colbert:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic7490_2.gif




Haha @ Rod! Why did all the men who can actually grow hair not join?

:stare:

it's okay; when you crush us all in 2 weeks and then shave after 5 weeks everything will be okay.
I'm not shaving until a good three weeks after the rest of you lot.

[G13]

You're gonna be waiting a good long while, yo. :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

It's okay, I can wait. Eventually you people will be tired of answering questions about whose pubes you glued to your faces.

[G13]

I'm ignoring you now, Julian. Know why? Because you've been blown out of the water.

BEHOLD!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Kayceebeard.png

Now that's a beard. She should win automatically for that display.

And here's my progress.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000049.jpg

[Freya]

:smug:

[Levian]

Nice moustache-growing skills, Eric. Very thick.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't think it counts as a beard when you have hypertrichosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis). It's growing on her eye.

[Freya]

No jules, it's just wicked sideburns.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yes, that's what hair growth from your eye is called.

[Freya]

But it's not! It's just my sideburns! The frizz, it affects my beard as well as my hair. Just frizzes everywhere! You're just jealous that mines more magnificent.

[Agent Proto]

I'm still in this, right? Didn't shave during my trip, so it counts!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Cancun/DSCN1000.jpg
I don't even know anymore.

[G13]

Two kids are playing at recess.

"I'm Pikachu!"

"Well I'm Charizard! :smug:"

"Thunderbolt!"

"Nope, sorry. I just flew out of the way and set you on fire. :smug:"

"Well I'll just dodge it then."

"Nope, you can't. I'm faster than you. Also, my non-existent beard is better than yours. :smug:"

"I don't wanna play anymore."


Nice moustache-growing skills, Eric. Very thick.

Hey thanks! :jess: You know I was just thinking my 'stache looked pretty good today. Usually at about a month it gets crazy and looks bad.

[Bunny]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000049.jpg

YouTube - Full on rapist? It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JcFtXnQwm8)

[Clo]

Wow, Proto, you're doing good.

Eric, you look good with a beard. Never shave.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want compliments from Clo. :(

[Shorty]

G13, you're looking great. And Jeff, too! I'm so glad you didn't shave during your trip! n_n

Tomorrow marks four weeks that the contest has been going. Congratulations to all of you who are still participating and shame on you if you dropped out.

[Clo]

I want compliments from Clo. :(

In due time. I want current pics. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I haven't even been going a week! I'll update on Friday.

[Clo]

Cool. :smug:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I figured that would be best, just update every Friday.

[Peegee]

<a href="http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/35mnxvo.jpg"><img src="http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/35mnxvo.jpg" border=0 width=6 height=8 /></a>

God why won't this end

[NorthernChaosGod]

You really don't grow any facial hair other than your lip and chin? :Oo:

[G13]

If you look really close around his jawline you can see some fuzz.

HOORAY FOR PG! :monster:

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0011.jpg

This is why I don't smile.

[Peegee]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/cookiemonster.gif

Yeah fuzz whatever. Still driving me crazy. I want to die. Rubahs hurry up and visit me so I can shave!

[Clo]

This is why I don't smile.

What, I think you look nice!

Except for the hat. Hat's gotta go.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What, I think you nice!

Maybe he shouldn't be taking a compliment from you. :p

[Shlup]

Ya'll are getting schooled by Robert Pattinson.

http://www.eclipsemovie.org/images/5f52339cf710311e_Pictures_of_Robert_Pattinson_With_Big_Beard_at_LAX_Amid_Breaking_Dawn_Casting_News. jpg



http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000049.jpg

YouTube - Full on rapist? It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JcFtXnQwm8)
Ahahaha, it's true.

[Bunny]

Ya'll are getting schooled by Robert Pattinson.

http://www.eclipsemovie.org/images/5f52339cf710311e_Pictures_of_Robert_Pattinson_With_Big_Beard_at_LAX_Amid_Breaking_Dawn_Casting_News. jpg

You mean Rattison wins at looking like a creepy rapist pedophile? THIS IS BREAKING NEWS

[Peegee]

Ya'll are getting schooled by Robert Pattinson.

http://www.eclipsemovie.org/images/5f52339cf710311e_Pictures_of_Robert_Pattinson_With_Big_Beard_at_LAX_Amid_Breaking_Dawn_Casting_News. jpg

You mean Rattison wins at looking like a creepy rapist pedophile? THIS IS BREAKING NEWS

That beard is disgusting and you are trapped in your backward fetish if you disagree.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Mine will be better, much better.

[Shorty]

I agree that Pattison's beard makes him look like a dirty pedo.

Sir Lancealot, I can't believe how much growth you have! It's really coming along n_n

Nice peach fuzz, PG n__________n

[Madonna]

Not sharing for the contest, but because people seem to want scruff:

http://vignettegrimoire.com/_lynx/_photo/scruff.jpg

And then I went back to making a living.

[TheGlassesGirl]

G13, your beard's looking mighty spiffy. :D

Lance, it appears you have an alien-being eating your head.

PG, eat some smurfing red meat once in a while, my god.

And who invited Sparklefairy Cullen to this contest?! :Oo:

[G13]

And who invited Sparklefairy Cullen to this contest?! :Oo:

I like your style. :D

[Jiro]

Man I keep falling behind with my updates D: I suppose it gives me an extra day or two to try and grow something. It's still not dark (and so you can't see it) but I have probably the same amount of growth that everyone else did after week one :p


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0324.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0326.jpg

My sides go back to the corner of my jaw and then disperse. No wolverine beard for me D:

[TheGlassesGirl]

And who invited Sparklefairy Cullen to this contest?! :Oo:

I like your style. :D
:cool:

[Freya]

haha Jiro will probably win because by the time he's at where everyone else is in beard length it'll be a few months down the road xD

[Peegee]

actually my beard and his are about the same length

also i shaved my mustache today. yep! you can ask allies to confirm i had it this morning but w/e it's too irritating. I'm keeping the face fluff and the hair on my chin until it gets out of control.

[G13]

Why would you keep it when you're not in the competition anymore?

[Agent Proto]

Hahaha, the moment you shaved your mustache is the moment you got disqualified to win this contest.

[qwertysaur]

Why would you keep it when you're not in the competition anymore?
He is competing against his AZN blood that tries to destroy all facial hair growth. :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

I apologize for the late update! I left to go camping on Friday and I just now got back to the computer.

So here's the picture I promised for Friday.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/1003002021.jpg

[Freya]

Its' sad that your 1 week is longer than Jiro's 4 week beard.

[Bunny]

You gots a purty nose

[NorthernChaosGod]

I know. /smug

[Rodarian]

Its actually Julian's satellite ears that attract the women :hahaha:

[G13]

That's a weaks worth alright. :smug:

[Clo]

Julian, I am impressed by your face fur.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian, I am impressed by your face fur.

Thanks! :jess:

The rest of you smurfs can die in a fire.

[G13]

Julian, I paid her $10 to say that. :shiny:

[Clo]

Julian, I paid her $10 to say that. :shiny:

Where's m'money then?!

[G13]

:eek: What?

[Clo]

I distinctly see you saying up there that you paid me 10$ to say that, and yet, I have no ten dollars.

I'm waiting for my money now. :|

[G13]

Well I... have no rebuttal for that and I do believe I will be sending you $10 now. Well played, Clograb. Well played.

[Bunny]

I say she spent it on booze and hookers. And she doesn't remember because of the booze and hookers.

[Clo]

Well I... have no rebuttal for that and I do believe I will be sending you $10 now. Well played, Clograb. Well played.

Yes.


Victory.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Clograb likes me more than you, Eric.

[Clo]

Wait, why did he conclude that?

[G13]

Clograb likes me more than you, Eric.

I dunno about that. I've never hit on her.


Wait, why did he conclude that?

If by "he" you mean me and by "conclude" you mean bring to a close, well, the answer is very simple. I- *explodes*

[Clo]

Less creepiness and head explosions, more beards.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wait, why did he conclude that?

Because you do.

And I already posted a beard picture.

[Shorty]

I guess there's been some confusion about when to post updates, and I admit that I haven't been very good about regulating them. Facial hair updates will be posted on Wednesdays. If you can't exactly make it on Wednesday, the Tuesday or Thursday will be fine. (I'm not a stickler.) If you already posted your picture sometime this week, just keep this in mind for next week.

I'm going to compile a timeline list of the growth in order to assess the contestants at the end of the contest, so please don't delete your pictures in the thread~

[TheGlassesGirl]

Less talking that sounds like a script to a crappy porno, more beards. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shut up, you.

[Agent Proto]

Beard update.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1124.jpg

[Mr Twisticles]

Seeing as I have to shave tomorrow for my job interview, this has been growing for 2 weeks.
I don't mind about being in the contest, I just wanna show off my face-lockes before they are lost!33697

[Badge]

Bah Mr Twist you remind me so much of my housemate it's weird

[Mr Twisticles]

I look better with a shiny bald face :)

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0013.jpg

[Rantz]

Starting to feel that hobo vibe~ :D

[G13]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000055.jpg

A couple more weeks and I'll be able to braid the 'stache.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Blues: That is officially your Troll face.

Mr Twisticles: It looks so nice! I'm sad to see it go. D:

Lancelot: Do you have some sort of nerve disorder that stops you from smiling?

Guardian: Now that Rantz and Twisticles is out, you now have my favorite beard.

[Psychotic]

I am hereby posting to officially endorse the bid of Eric Miller, as of all the men remaining in the contest, his beard makes him look like the biggest tit. Proto doesn't look too terrible, Lance's suits him, but my man looks like a proper dirty bastard and I love it.


GUARDIAN XIII 2011 - LET'S MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't even get a mention, Paul? How could you? :onoes:

Anyway, I guess this will be week 1 1/2 since the official update day is today.

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9847/1006001729a.jpg

[TheGlassesGirl]

...Did you trim it? It looks much shorter.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I most certainly did not. And no it doesn't. :colbert:

[TheGlassesGirl]

YES IT DOES FOO. :doublecolbert:

Note to self: You can only use Double Colbert if you say "Foo"

[G13]

I am hereby posting to officially endorse the bid of Eric Miller, as of all the men remaining in the contest, his beard makes him look like the biggest tit. Proto doesn't look too terrible, Lance's suits him, but my man looks like a proper dirty bastard and I love it.


GUARDIAN XIII 2011 - LET'S MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE

With Psy's support there's no way I can lose. Let's fuckin' do this. :cool:

[Clo]

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: Eric, look at that thing.

[Shorty]

I know, right? Eric's murdering. Lancelot is really close, if not equal to Eric.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What week is this, five or six?

[Shorty]

Week five, today.

[G13]

You really have no idea. The camera adds five points of awesome. If you saw it irl you'd be begging me to shave this beast.

[Freya]

NCG is obviously jealous. Go GXIII go!

[NorthernChaosGod]

His nuts, get off of them.

[Agent Proto]

NCG is jealous that they're jumping on the GXIII bandwagon. Don't worry, you'll blow him hard beat him with your massive beard in no time!

[NorthernChaosGod]

:lol: At least I have one cheerleader. Sort of.

You'll still be rewarded for your loyalty when I win.

[Pheesh]

...Did you trim it? It looks much shorter.

It realised how bad it looks and started to regress :D

Eric's beard makes his face look almost completely parallel; I vote someone make a gif of his head rotating clockwise!!

[Psychotic]

Julian, I will back you as soon as you grow a true hobo beard, strap on Gears armour and declare your name to be Dom.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian, I will back you as soon as you grow a true hobo beard, strap on Gears armour and declare your name to be Dom.

Will you be my Maria? :greenie:

[Jiro]

I basically have missed a week, but I was away from the net for longer than expected. Not that it matters, there's still no change anyway xD


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0327.jpg

[TheGlassesGirl]

I basically have missed a week, but I was away from the net for longer than expected. Not that it matters, there's still no change anyway xD


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0327.jpg

ARGH MY EYES.
Turn the flash off! Turn the flash off! D:

[Clo]

I see a... a... hair? I bet there's more, it's just the picture quality.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Turn off the flash, back the camera away.

[G13]

You guys are insensitive jerks. He's very self conscious about his blindingly pale skin. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I thought vampires couldn't be photographed. :confused:

[TheGlassesGirl]

You guys are insensitive jerks. He's very self conscious about his blindingly pale skin. :colbert:

Then maybe he should get a tan. Or at least use some spray on tan. On his chin. :doublecolbert:

[Jiro]

It was night time that was all I could do and I don't want you guys getting a glimpse of my ugly mug.


..:(

[NorthernChaosGod]

It was night time that was all I could do and I don't want you guys getting a glimpse of my ugly mug.


..:(
There, there. We still love you, Dak.

[Peegee]

you kids really need to remove me from the contest. I've been eliminated like a week ago

Here's a picture of me on Sunday. Notice my mustache is gone, thank God.

http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2gtda85.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf is still in this?

[Peegee]

Everybody except myself.

@Dakota: I know you will shave before the 12 months is over - you are growing hair and it WILL start to be annoying after a while.

I'm waiting for your mustache to actually take form. Then you'll crazy. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT GROWS INWARD INTO YOUR MOUTH BWAHAHAA I CURSE THEE

[NorthernChaosGod]

A bunch of people have dropped out though, all I can remember are Eric, Dakoda, Proto, and myself.

[Freya]

And Sir Lancealot! He's bearding it up too!

[Peegee]

A bunch of people have dropped out though, all I can remember are Eric, Dakoda, Proto, and myself.

I can't remember what I had for dinner

[TheGlassesGirl]

Hmm, I should make my boyfriend shave his beard, and he can enter in my place.

Considering I have one X chromosome too many.

[Shorty]

goddamn it, PG, you're a FAILURE

List of current contestants:

Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
NCG
Sir Lancealot

I am extremely disappointed in all of the dropouts. Applause to those of you who have still lasted, and NCG who is still bouncing along even though he was three weeks late.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hmm, I should make my boyfriend shave his beard, and he can enter in my place.

Considering I have one X chromosome too many.
No.


Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
NCG
Sir Lancealot

I am extremely disappointed in all of the dropouts. Applause to those of you who have still lasted, and NCG who is still bouncing along even though he was three weeks late.

:jess: I feel loved.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Hmm, I should make my boyfriend shave his beard, and he can enter in my place.

Considering I have one X chromosome too many.
No.
I made him grow it to begin with. XP

[NorthernChaosGod]

Do what you will, but he can't join. :p

[Agent Proto]

You should enter your ankle! :D

[G13]

Do what you will, but he can't join. :p

Why's that? You entered late.

[Shorty]

You should enter your ankle! :D

Gross.

[Clo]

Go, remaining participants! KEEP GROWIN' THOSE BEARDS! :cheer:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Do what you will, but he can't join. :p

Why's that? You entered late.

Because I'm awesome and I asked ahead of time.

[Peegee]

goddamn it, PG, you're a FAILURE

List of current contestants:

Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
NCG
Sir Lancealot

I am extremely disappointed in all of the dropouts. Applause to those of you who have still lasted, and NCG who is still bouncing along even though he was three weeks late.

I never intended to last very long. In fact I wanted to back out but you said I wouldn't get banned, so I had to play until I went crazy.

You'll have fun with Dakoda because he has a genetic condition where his facial hair grows backwards.

[Shorty]

Atleast the remaining contestants are taking this contest seriously. >:O Who wouldn't want a beardaclava!

[Peegee]

You.

ps I'm going to laugh in a few months at anybody who is left. Dakoda actually told me he doesn't plan to shave for a year xDDD

[Inferno]

Not a contestant, but whatever, here's a

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/308/scan001n.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want a beardaclava!

Dak's not shaving for a year? XD I would too if it wasn't noticeable.

[Shorty]

You wouldn't get away with it. Upstanding citizens would treat you like a dirty hobo infected with some sort of disease.

Dakoda will still look like a sweet young kid with some peachfuzz. n_n

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, that was my point. :p I overtook Dak on my first week.

[Agent Proto]

According to Naomi, my last picture was supposedly my Trollface, now prepare yourselves for my Rageface!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1167.jpg

:greenie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

XD That's ace!

[G13]

It's just... that... FACE!

[TheGlassesGirl]

Nicely done! I should start scoring on "quality of facial expression"

NCG's tape-on-the-forehead is an automatic disqualification.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nicely done! I should start scoring on "quality of facial expression"

NCG's tape-on-the-forehead is an automatic disqualification.

You shut your whore mouth.

You're not on the committee.

[G13]

NCG's tape-on-the-forehead is an automatic disqualification.

:lol:

Actually, Julian, I believe she is. Naomi, Clo, Shlup, and Shorty, right?

[Shorty]

That doesn't seem correct...

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, I don't think Naomi is a judge. She's just pretending to be one.

[G13]

*shrug* It's been so long, this beard is affecting my ability to recall certain bits of information.

[Shorty]

Shush, I'm pretty sure Eric is trying to trick NGC!

No, really, Shlup, Clo and I are the judges/committee members. Although Naomi is doing a fine job of impersonating.

There are three members so if one disagrees with the others, the other two can just mud wrestle the other into shame and be done with the decisions.

Because along with beards, this contest is about mud wrestling.

[G13]

haha No tricking here. I legitimately thought she was a judge.

She had me fooled. :|

No, no, I settle for nothing less than harassing Julian until he shaves, and I expect just as much from him. Though I may have to resort to tricks when his starts looking :bou::bou::bou::bou:tier than mine.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't worry, I was paying attention. I know Naomi is full of :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Eric is just worried that I'll overtake him soon and put his "beard" to shame. He's taken to making comments on my Facebook pictures about it.

[G13]

If you can't take a joke then I just don't know what we're doing here anymore, J-dizzle.

Like this one. Your beard. hahahahahahahaha Now that's a joke!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, Eric, when will you learn that all the jokes in the world won't make the pubes you glued to your face anymore of a beard?

[G13]

Oh, Julian, when will you learn a new joke?

[Shorty]

Gross. That makes me think of that Jackass stunt.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, Julian, when will you learn a new joke?

When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p

[Shorty]

http://sites.google.com/site/martinhinchliffe/PeterGriffin3_edited.jpg

[G13]

Oh, Julian, when will you learn a new joke?

When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p

Your nuts are small with a slight cleft? :Oo: