The EoFF Beard Contest

[Inferno]

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000077.jpg

Nice ! Go Eric

[NorthernChaosGod]

you have a shirt on

Nothing gets by you.



Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000077.jpg
You need to take pictures with your shirt off.

No.
fatty

[Melissaur]

Julian just want's to see Eric naked

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nothing I haven't seen before.

[Peegee]

I shaved all of it ^______________________________<img src="http://i51.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/9um5h2.jpg" height=0 width=0/>__________________________^

[Shorty]

ASFGJLFjJKj;'?/SGJLD I LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AND TWO PEOPLE SHAVE

Eric is pretty much slaying this contest. Lance is putting up a good fight. Jiro has powers of determination that I am unable to comprehend.

[NorthernChaosGod]

ASFGJLFjJKj;'?/SGJLD I LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AND TWO PEOPLE SHAVE

I sorry. :(

[Melissaur]

Julian just didn't have the stamina to keep up. But you put in a good fight and you looked good doing it!

[Awrini]

Ya know, mine is a bit too long for my taste... but I'll keep it for a little while longer.

[G13]

'nano! Joaquin pic! Do it!

[Agent Proto]

Sorry, I didn't mean to. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian just didn't have the stamina to keep up. But you put in a good fight and you looked good doing it!

Excuse me for not wanting to look like a hobo for my job interview. :roll2

[Melissaur]

You're excused. :love:

[Rantz]

I think Melissa had a point about the lack of stamina, actually.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll stamina a new hole in your skull.

[Shorty]

You are NOT excused.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't badger me, woman!

[Shorty]

Badgering is my job.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T PUSSIED OUT: update day is tomorrow!

[Peegee]

I have stubble again ^_^

[Jiro]

Starting to get noticed now, which would be fine if I could grow a real beard, but because I have this pathetic mess everybody thinks I'm a nutcase. So I tell them I'm in a beard growing contest and they laugh, and then I tell them it's online and they never speak to me again. It's been so peaceful now that I have no friends :jess:


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0353.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0355.jpg

EDIT: I flipped the pictures so they were the right way up but photobucket seems to disagree with me. Instead of going to more effort, you can just appreciate me at a 90 degree angle.

[Bunny]

I am embarrassed for you, Jiro.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sometimes I wish I could go without shaving like that, shaving is such a pain.

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0018.jpg

[Rantz]

Wow xD Look at that monstrosity, Lance! You look like a younger version of my dad during his beatnik years.

[G13]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000078.jpg

[Clo]

Damn, both Lance and Eric are beasts. I don't know who should win! :onoes:

Jiro deserves something for relentless effort.

[Psychotic]

The longer this contest goes on, the more I think Sir Lancealot will win, and the more I am afraid of him.

He doesn't showboat. He doesn't mess about. He doesn't make lighthearted posts. He doesn't take comedy photos. It's always the same photo in the same pose with the same expression. It's like this beard contest is his sacred duty, like he's some buddhist martial artist monk or something. Other competitors bow out, but he unflinchingly carries on without a word.

He's relentless. He will not stop. He will not break.

I fear him.

[Bunny]

Damn, both Lance and Eric are beasts. I don't know who should win! :onoes:

Jiro deserves something for relentless effort.

Eternal mocking is not enough?

Lance looks like Will Forte.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Jesus, guys. Keep it up.

Eric, wtf is my Obi-Wan picture? :colbert:

[Pheesh]

The longer this contest goes on, the more I think Sir Lancealot will win, and the more I am afraid of him.

He doesn't showboat. He doesn't mess about. He doesn't make lighthearted posts. He doesn't take comedy photos. It's always the same photo in the same pose with the same expression. It's like this beard contest is his sacred duty, like he's some buddhist martial artist monk or something. Other competitors bow out, but he unflinchingly carries on without a word.

He's relentless. He will not stop. He will not break.

I fear him.

I called it weeks ago, as soon as those other 'competitors' started playing around with their sodas and smiles it became all too clear who the real champion was in this contest.

[G13]

What, we're not allowed to have some fun?


Jesus, guys. Keep it up.

Eric, wtf is my Obi-Wan picture? :colbert:

I'll take one as soon as I feel like getting up off my lazy ass. :monster:

[Wtfmate]

Wish I would of entered before; decided to grow a beard and she's been going strong for 3 months now. My own Chef even said I could keep it. Score.

http://imagefrog.net/show.php/127378_734701015012592625446550744446477487157216216n.jpg

Good luck.

Oh and beards rule. Trim it and you're set. For everything.

[NorthernChaosGod]

@ ee: Except one was based on nothing and the other on actual evidence.

[Pheesh]

What? :/

[Hollycat]

Im growing a beard, Im only up to a cm on one side...

[G13]

You can add me to the wall of shame. I trimmed. I couldn't stand the 'stache's length anymore. Good luck, Sir Lancealot, don't let Jiro win a beard competition with no beard. :monster:

[Rantz]

D:!!

[Psychotic]

You can add me to the wall of shame. I trimmed. I couldn't stand the 'stache's length anymore. Good luck, Sir Lancealot, don't let Jiro win a beard competition with no beard. :monster:NOOOOOOOOO

NOOOO IT'S NOT TRUE

NOOOOO

NAHHHOIWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWW

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THERE IS NO GOD

great now some fucking australian is going to win :colbert:

[G13]

Y'know, as soon as I did it I thought "What have I done?"

The 'stache looks worse but at least I can drink something without getting :bou::bou::bou::bou: in it... so that's good, right? heh... heh heh... :(

[Freya]

For the record, I told him not to.

[G13]

For the record, she didn't put up much of an argument on its behalf.

Edit: http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000081.jpg

It really doesn't look as good as it did. I should listen to Kaycee more. :(

[Clo]

Eric,

FOR SHAME.


:nonono:

Though Lancealot versus Jiro is a very funny thing.

[Freya]

I should listen to Kaycee more. :(

You should all take his advice here. :colbert:

[Psychotic]

I should listen to Kaycee more. :(I used to listen to kaycee but I dunno I thought she lost her way with her third album.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Eric, you MONSTER. :nonono:



I should listen to Kaycee more. :(

You should all take his advice here. :colbert:

No.

[G13]

Eric, you MONSTER. :nonono:

:monster:

[Jiro]

This is like state of origin all over again. You know what's happened the last five years Lance? :D

[Clo]

Eric, you MONSTER. :nonono:

:monster:

Haha... that made me laugh.

[G13]

If you laugh, share the laughter. Click the rep button.

[Clo]

If you laugh, share the laughter. Click the rep button.

It wasn't funny enough to rep. :stare:

[G13]

:shobon:

[Clo]

:shobon:

I almost sympathized with you, because that smiley is so coy and cute, but then I recalled you trimmed your beard you BEARD TRIMMER.

[Psychotic]

I just repped that post on Clo's behalf, and my rep power is higher than hers anyway 'cause I'm just fabulous and she smells like a turnip.

edit: several turnips; my mistake.

[Clo]

I just repped that post on Clo's behalf, and my rep power is higher than hers anyway 'cause I'm just fabulous and she smells like a turnip.

edit: several turnips; my mistake.

A boatload of turnips, actually.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You people are weird.

[rubah]

Thinking about submitting a NSN pic

[Clo]

If Lance trims his beard and Jiro wins this contest, it would be the best thing ever.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If Lance trims his beard and Jiro wins this contest, it would be the best thing ever.

But it hasn't even been long enough for prizes yet, correct?

[Raistlin]

If Lance trims his beard and Jiro wins this contest, it would be the best thing ever.

That would be so funny. Jiro may not even have hair on most of his face even then.

[Melissaur]

If you laugh, share the laughter. Click the rep button.

I rep NCG not you Eric. I leave for the weekend and I come back to THIS!!

[NorthernChaosGod]

If you laugh, share the laughter. Click the rep button.

I rep NCG not you Eric. I leave for the weekend and I come back to THIS!!

Take that, Eric!

[TheGlassesGirl]

NNNNOOOOOOO! D:

Eric's epic beard of magic is gone. ; ^;

[Jiro]

If Lance trims his beard and Jiro wins this contest, it would be the best thing ever.

That would be so funny. Jiro may not even have hair on most of his face even then.

You cannot see it, but (excluding the dead zone) I actually have a decent amount of hair growing. It just so happens to be mostly blonde. I now look like I have a moustache of faded pen though.

And if by some strange twist of fate I do beat Lance shortly then I will continue to grow until at least the 1st of January.

[Peegee]

Noooo~

It's been what, a little under 3 months? If Lance shaves I'm coming back in the competition! No way I'm letting Jiro win :aimmad:

[G13]

You guys sure are using my name a lot in here... You only liked me 'cause of my beard, huh? :(

Also! The beard's still here, just less mangy, so dry your eyes me hearties. We all knew Lance would take the lead sooner or later. :monster:

[Jiro]

Noooo~

It's been what, a little under 3 months? If Lance shaves I'm coming back in the competition! No way I'm letting Jiro win :aimmad:

Fuck you PG why you have to azn me :(

[Peegee]

Noooo~

It's been what, a little under 3 months? If Lance shaves I'm coming back in the competition! No way I'm letting Jiro win :aimmad:

smurf you PG why you have to azn me :(

You don't deserve to win.

[Hollycat]

I now have 12 beard hairs at an inch long

[Shorty]

Bawwww I can't believe this. Eric, you failure.

Jiro vs. Lance. This is indeed interesting. I can't imagine the outcome. Lance is a fierce caveman with his mighty beard, and Jiro has no incentive whatsoever to shave.

It's gonna be tough.

[Bunny]

Don't worry Jiro, PG is just mad because you've managed to grow more than he ever could.

[Peegee]

Don't worry Jiro, PG is just mad because you've managed to grow more than he ever could.

It's true.

wait wat

[Jiro]

I deserve to win because I NEED THAT BEARDCLAVA TO MAKE UP FOR MY BEARD GROWING INEPTITUDE. Is that even a word?

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0363.jpg

[TheGlassesGirl]

I deserve to win because I NEED THAT BEARDCLAVA TO MAKE UP FOR MY BEARD GROWING INEPTITUDE. Is that even a word?
Are you sure you aren't trimming it?

[Psychotic]

Actually that would be pretty hilarious if Jiro had been shaving all this time and faked being a hairless wonder to win the contest.

[Clo]

Hm. Jiro has the possibility of winning because clearly his beard is never going to bother him, but Lance has presented himself as an individual who don't give no smurf, so he's never gonna trim his beard due to his badassery. Unless I have interpreted his posts incorrectly. :colbert:

[Peegee]

Ugh almost 3 months and his 'stache isn't even irritatingly long. I had to shave it after 2 or so months. Forget this. Just give Jiro the prize.

ps Jiro did you get 1in growth yet?

[Hollycat]

my beard will grow!

[Shorty]

Eleven weeks since this contest has started, and we have a showdown between SIR LANCEALOT and JIRO.

Let's see some updates!

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0019.jpg

[Bunny]

Lance is a god damn beast. All business, no frill.

[Jiro]

Ugh almost 3 months and his 'stache isn't even irritatingly long. I had to shave it after 2 or so months. Forget this. Just give Jiro the prize.

ps Jiro did you get 1in growth yet?

In my next photo I will pull out the measuring tape.

PS Shorty photo up ^^ there is my submission this week, it was a little early but I didn't want to forget :p

[Agent Proto]

All Lance needs to do is dye his hair/beard white, give himself a scar over his right eye and he'll resemble that Sean Connery like dude in his signature. That'll be pretty badass there.

[Levian]

It's getting awfully close to Christmas time as well! might as well just keep it dyed.

[Clo]

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:, Lance means business.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I deserve to win because I NEED THAT BEARDCLAVA TO MAKE UP FOR MY BEARD GROWING INEPTITUDE. Is that even a word?
Are you sure you aren't trimming it?

I think you need glasses. :|

[Peegee]

Omg Sarah can you update the first page so it says who is the fail and who is the win?

[Shorty]

I guesssssss.

Okay, updated. You're all failures except Jiro and Lance.

[Madonna]

All Lance needs to do is dye his hair/beard white, give himself a scar over his right eye and he'll resemble that Sean Connery like dude in his signature. That'll be pretty badass there.So, not much, huh?

Good work on consistency, Jiro and Sir Lancealot.

[TheGlassesGirl]

I deserve to win because I NEED THAT BEARDCLAVA TO MAKE UP FOR MY BEARD GROWING INEPTITUDE. Is that even a word?
Are you sure you aren't trimming it?

I think you need glasses. :|

I WEAR GLASSSES FOOL. >:U

[NorthernChaosGod]

Then you need a stronger prescription. :colbert:

[rubah]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/5193096503_574faf93ef_z.jpg

[Rantz]

:D

[Timekeeper]

I can vouch for the fact that Jiro hasn't been shaving or trimming, and that he may eventually be forced to shave by his girlfriend, but I doubt it...

[Peegee]

Allies is trying to scare the boys away but I've camped with women who stopped shaving for 3 weeks. Pfft that sort of growth is trivial.

[rubah]

It's more than Jiro has!

[Hollycat]

WHY CANT I GROW A BEARD?!?!?!?!

[Iceglow]

I thought you didn't crash and burn for trimming just stood less chance to win not no chance at all therefore Eric technically could still be in?

Also Eric you complete numpty, you trim the tache hair that bothers you, discreetely so that they don't notice. As it stands if I let myself go wild now I could still manage to piss over all of you, heck I trim my beard bi-daily to a grade 1 (every other day) and I'm beating Jiro so hard his momma's begun to feel it in the uterus! ;) love you really Jiro, the beard is hillarious you seriously need to sort it out, take some hormone tablets or something because I've seen female to male transexuals with better beards!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dak's probably just scarred from all the dingoes he fights.

[Clo]

rubah, girl, you nasty.

Go you.

[Shorty]

Allie, that picture brought tears to my eyes.

Update day! Go go go go go!

[G13]

I thought you didn't crash and burn for trimming just stood less chance to win not no chance at all therefore Eric technically could still be in?

Today I would be fully out then. I killed my beard this morning... I fucked up while trimming it :crying2:

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0022.jpg

[Clo]

LANCE IS UNSTOPPABLE.

[Raistlin]

I don't think Lance has any other facial expression besides indomitable determination.

This contest is now down to the unstoppable beard vs. the ungrowable beard. I personally am rooting for Jiro's few chin whiskers.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Man, Lance could have a wicked handlebar mustache if he wanted.

[Jiro]

Gawd forgot to take a photo today while I was being dragged across the countryside. I will post in the morning. Assuming I can find a tape measure, I will show you the extent of my growth. I hope you will be pleasantly surprised.

[Peegee]

Gawd forgot to take a photo today while I was being dragged across the countryside. I will post in the morning. Assuming I can find a tape measure, I will show you the extent of my growth. I hope you will be pleasantly surprised.

pics or it didn't happen.

[Jiro]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0367.jpg

Tried using a ruler, you can't see :bou::bou::bou::bou:. So instead you have to take my word for it that a few hairs in my beard are just over an inch.

Also conveniently my photos folder on my laptop has disappeared. So no pix of anything :mad2:

[Awrini]

Lets just disqualify Jiro for not being able to grow anything manly on his chin. And I'll just take his place.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4620/snapshot20101126.jpg

[Melissaur]

Lets just disqualify Jiro for not being able to grow anything manly on his chin. And I'll just take his place.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4620/snapshot20101126.jpg

[Rantz]

enano, you are a champion. An inofficial champion, but a champion nonetheless. Of my heart :love:

[Peegee]

Or you could you know, join and win. Stop crying.

[Shorty]

You tell him, PG!

Nano, I approve, but I'm sad that your caveman beard isn't a part of this contest.

[Bunny]

As much as I adore Jiro's attempts at representing his manliness, I am throwing my hat, pants, shirt, and the rest of my clothes into the corner of Lance. Whether or not that is a good thing is unknown at this point in time.

[Timekeeper]

Sir Lance over the Contest~
http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv28/simplyninja/SirLance.gif

[Madonna]

I was too lazy to do a timeline, so that is lovely.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Holy balls, is there a smile in there?! :eek:

[Agent Proto]

Fifth picture, that was his only time smiling. Plus, he was wearing a hat!

[Jiro]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0369.jpg

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0024.jpg

[Pheesh]

When this finishes I demand a pic of Lance with the beard gone and the mustache kept.

[Rantz]

And don't forget the Hungarian moustache wax!

[Shlup]

Lance: Keep the mustache forever.

Jiro: You have a vagina.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's just mean, Shlup.

[Jiro]

I beg to differ.

[Pheesh]

Don't you listen to her buddy.

...If you did though, I'd be on you like white on rice.

[Clo]

Lance, Lance, CURL YOUR MUSTACHE! Work on a diabolical laugh! BUY A MONOCLE!

[Psychotic]

At least Jiro can grow a monobrow. That's something.

[Peegee]

Jiro when I meet you, you'd better still have facial hair :@

[Jiro]

Just for you Peeg :aimkiss:

[Peegee]

Just for you Peeg :aimkiss:

You do realize regardless of growth a year long goatee is gross?

[Rantz]

They can take our lives... they can take our freedom... but they'll never take our beards!!!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/bravebeard.jpg

-- Australian movie Bravebeard

[Shorty]

I want to make hte Lance animation my avatar.

Jiro, you're actually starting to get some peachfuzz on your chin! <3

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0025.jpg

[Pheesh]

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:, I forgot about this until Lance bitch slapped me back to reality.

[Melissaur]

So I think Lance won (but only because Eric failed us all!) I still :love: him though

[Peegee]

lol Jiro post your pic

[Shorty]

Jiro, give the people what they want.

[Peegee]

okay I vote that we disqualify Jiro and give the title to Sir Lancelot

[Shorty]

Vote denied. Give the boy a chance!

[Awrini]

YOu know, Lance seems to post the same pic over and over again.

P.S. I still haven't shaved yet.

[Jiro]

I have to respectfully withdraw. I missed the deadline one too many times to be allowed to continue in the competition. I will post a photo tomorrow before and after I shave. Bet you can't tell which is which :D

PS congrats to Lance, he's a scarily persistence mofo.

[Pheesh]

Did you just...disqualify yourself? :-/

[Psychotic]

The unstoppable man is victorious.

[Bunny]

The right man has won.

[Peegee]

I told you we should've disqualified Jiro. now when I make fun of him he'll just say 'I didn't get fired. I quit'

jerks.

<3

@Sir Lancelot - will you ever shave? Or will you trim and be like GLORIOUS GLORIOUS AIR ON MY SKIN HOW I ADORE THEE

[Shorty]

Ladies and gentlemen of Eyes on Final Fantasy, after three and a half long months of cultivating facial sprouts, we finally have a winner!

SIR LANCEALOT KICKED ALL YOUR BEARDS IN THE ASS.

The ladies of the Beard Committee will discuss the remaining awards to be issued for the other contestants who participated and will post the winners for those awards soon.

Everyone congratulate Sir Lancealot as EoFF's Beard Master!

[Rantz]

Sir Lancealot, I hereby dub your facial hair "Beard of Truth". It has shown us all the way. May it always prosper.

[Clo]

Lance is UNSTOPPABLE, HIS FACIAL HAIR WILL COME AFTER YOUR WIVES AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

[Hollycat]

33883YOU ALL LOSE }:[

[Shlup]

33883YOU ALL LOSE }:[

No, Lance definitely still wins.

[Rantz]

Also, in honour of our hard-working hostess, I would like to share this picture.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/redbeard.jpg

[Shorty]

son of a bitch. >:O

[Pheesh]

Lol, shorty's post and sig were perfectly in sync right then.

[Psychotic]

Also, in honour of our hard-working hostess, I would like to share this picture.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/redbeard.jpgWhoa Sarah when did you get so cute? That monobrow...oh gosh... I think I'm sweet on you :shobon:

[Shorty]

You're really not my type, Psy. My unibrow is bigger than yours. I need someone with equal size, at the least.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, this actually went on for over three months? Congrats my friends, you both fared well. Although you didn't even have much going against you, Dak. :p

[Jiro]

Figured I'd dragged it out long enough anyway :p Maybe in like five years I'll return for another round but until then I will devote myself to studying beardology and learning the way of the beard.

[Bunny]

The first step to growing a truly amazing beard is to become a man. I hear the surgery is expensive though.

[Jiro]

The first step to growing a truly amazing beard is to become a man. I hear the surgery is expensive though.

You would know, wouldn't you:

I am a closet Twihard.

'Nuff said.

Onto the next point, here are the photos I have been procrastinating on, which validate my defeat.

I may or may not be wearing nothing in this photo. Forgot about the photo so had to quickly duck out to take it.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0371.jpg


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0376.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't see a difference.

[G13]

Dak may not have had the best growth but he certainly bags some points in the handsome bastard department.

You kind of resemble young Mr. Miyagi in your before pic, man. :p

[Psychotic]

The second picture is basically the living embodiment of :smug:

[Awrini]

So does this mean it's over, I can finally shave? Or shall this continue?
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9958/snapshot20101213.jpg

[Rantz]

I'm afraid you have to go on, enano. Until I say so.

[Bunny]

You look like Jesus.

[NorthernChaosGod]

His hair's not long enough yet.

[Shorty]

The ladies of the Beard Committee have decided the awards.

The Zacharius Knight Galifianakis Award (aka Best Effort Award) goes to our youthful Jiro. This young man endured months of scraggly peachfuzz in an attempt to beat out Lance at this contest. Even though he copped out, the Committee feels that he deserves recognition for his perserverence.

The Gandalf The Grey Award (aka Longest Beard Award goes to the incredible Guardian XIII. That's right, folks, this man endured the humiliation of appearing as a hobo throughout his daily life for a good portion of this contest. Though he ended up trimming his growth like a dummy, he deserves this award.

As we all know, Sir Lancealot kicked ass at this contest. This fierce gorilla of a man fought for what he believed in and he didn't give up. He achieved his goal of being EoFF's Beard King, and for that, we award him with the Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Award (aka Best Damn Beard Of 'em All Award).

I'd also like to thank my fellow lovely ladies of the Beard Committee. These babes supported you contestants, and you'd damn well better be grateful.

Prize-winners: if you could please PM me with your addresses/PO boxes, I would be happy to send your prizes out.

That's it, everyone! It's over! But Lance, don't shave. You just look like a badass.

[Pheesh]

I would pass out from awe if Lance just rocked into this thread come Wednesday, not even check what's happened, post another update and then leave again.

[Jiro]

As far as I know, the great man will be keeping his beard.

[Clo]

In five years, he's going to still be posting in this thread with that same expression, with his Thor-like beard a million more times unruly than we could ever fathom.

[Psychotic]

Glad he's keeping it, Lance looks way better with a beard than without. Just give it a trim, man, and you'll be all set.

[Peegee]

http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehzv2q.jpg

[Hollycat]

the moogle cut off his beard

[G13]

http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehzv2q.jpg

I think what he means is he has more willpower than you. Length has nothing to do with it. I can only imagine the amount of :bou::bou::bou::bou: he got for having a three month old beard no longer than an inch at best. He beards better than you.

[Peegee]

http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehzv2q.jpg

I think what he means is he has more willpower than you. Length has nothing to do with it. I can only imagine the amount of :bou::bou::bou::bou: he got for having a three month old beard no longer than an inch at best. He beards better than you.

:aimmad:

[Jiro]

I had about 2.6cm of growth which is just barely an inch but it is fucking over it :colbert:

Eric is damn right too. My willpower was stronger than Peeg desu's! Also I can azn better than him watch ピージーさんはばかがいます。

[Timekeeper]

http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehzv2q.jpg

I think what he means is he has more willpower than you. Length has nothing to do with it. I can only imagine the amount of :bou::bou::bou::bou: he got for having a three month old beard no longer than an inch at best. He beards better than you.

This. Heh :p

[Jiro]

fuck you, Timekeeper :mad:

[Loony BoB]

If I didn't shave/trim for three months I'd have been fired or lost any chance of getting a raise at the very least. Of course, I wouldn't go clean-shaven anytime soon, probably not without either Danielle demanding it (she does the opposite, so yeah) or charity being involved. Charity for me.

[Remon]

Man :(
Guess I'm too late for this.

[Shorty]

Stick around until next year and you'll be able to enter then.

[Rantz]

It's never too late for a glorious beard.

[Remon]

I'll grow one for fun :P

[Shorty]

Seriously, though, do it next year. There are prizes.

[NorthernChaosGod]

When's the next one? :eek:

[TheGlassesGirl]

I feel so ashamed for not being here to yell at the contestants boost morale.

[Zosan]

I started my beard in October. 2 months and some change later, I'm happy with the progress. I refuse to shave until I get a job, which could be a really long time... viking braids here I come!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm planning on doing no-shave 2011, just FYI.

[G13]

I'm planning on doing a no-shave life, just FYI.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Liar! :eek: