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Shorty
09-01-2010, 03:10 PM
RULES:

1. The contest begins on September 1st, 2010. All participants must be clean-shaven and agree to post a starting picture. Members will be allowed to enter after the contest begins, but they must keep their beard for a longer amount of time than the members before them in order to win the main prize.
- Allowable hair types: eyebrows, eyelashes, (trimmed) sideburns, nosehair, earhair.
- Banned hair types: mutton chops, pencil beards, goatees, soul patches, neck hair and mustaches.

2. Contestants agree to post an update pictures atleast once every seven days. Pictures may be posted at any time in between.

3. Trimming and shaping is not allowed. (edited)

4. Contestants must achieve at least an inch of growth and let their beard grow for at least three months to be eligible for a prize.

5. NO SHAVING. This will disqualify you from the contest.

6. If a member decides to quit at any point, they will be permitted to re-enter the contest, however, their beard time will be restarted.

PRIZES:
Three awards will be given. Both Best Effort and Longest Beard winners will receive this (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/Upcycled%20Modern%20Mustache%20Mondo%20Mug%20in%20Brown.jpg) prize.

Best Overall Beard (Beard Kept The Longest) will receive this (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/Rusty%20Roger%20Beardaclava.jpg) prize.


CONTESTANTS:
Contestants will be added as their pictures are posted.

Blues Agent
is a beard failure.
Guardian XIII
is a beard failure.
Jiro
Levian is a beard failure.
Parker is a beard failure.
NCG
is a beard failure.
PG is a beard failure.
Rantzien is a beard failure.
Sir Lancealot


GO GO GO GO GO

Rantz
09-01-2010, 03:25 PM
Since it was all going anyway, I couldn't resist. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/biker.jpg) But now I'm clean shaven and it feels really weird after so long.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/whereditgo.jpg

Clo
09-01-2010, 03:26 PM
A clean slate for an awesome, crazy beard, Rantzien.

Pheesh
09-01-2010, 03:48 PM
This is going to be so epic.

Bunny
09-01-2010, 04:03 PM
I hope someone grooms their beard in an awesome way.

NorthernChaosGod
09-01-2010, 04:31 PM
I'm just going to get a grizzly beard.

Pheesh
09-01-2010, 04:38 PM
I hope someone grooms their beard in an awesome way.

Viking braids = Insta-win

Aerith's Knight
09-01-2010, 04:54 PM
I would join this, but my job doesn't allow for unshaven hillbilly's.

Peegee
09-01-2010, 08:19 PM
<img src="http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2q06bsm.jpg" width="60" height="80" /> <img src="http://i55.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2h4x66f.jpg" width="80" height="60" />

I forgot to read the part about an inch of growth. I wonder if I can do that, even given 3 months. I honestly think this is going to be the most lulzy thing I've done in a while.

Aerith's Knight
09-01-2010, 08:33 PM
In one month my beard would be be 3 inches, who wouldn't be able to get even one?

Peegee
09-01-2010, 08:35 PM
In one month my beard would be be 3 inches, who wouldn't be able to get even one?

Me. You'll see what I mean in a few weeks.

Since I don't like body hair it's a good thing. For this contest...oh my god.

Shlup
09-01-2010, 09:16 PM
HAPPY BEARD DAY, EVERYONE!

Peegee
09-01-2010, 09:30 PM
HAPPY BEARD DAY, EVERYONE!

Why aren't you participating? And oh please before you think I'm ragging on you I bet you'd beat me. Asian PG genes ~!

NorthernChaosGod
09-02-2010, 12:08 AM
PG, post better fucking pictures. Those shouldn't count.

Jiro
09-02-2010, 01:21 AM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Picture0026.jpg

It'll take me something like 12 months to grow an inch. I feel PG is going to be tough competition for me in terms of duration :p

Sir Lancealot
09-02-2010, 01:49 AM
http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/th_Image0002.jpg?t=1283388524

Peegee
09-02-2010, 03:40 AM
What's wrong with my pics? You lazy?

NorthernChaosGod
09-02-2010, 04:04 AM
Can't see your face. :p

Peegee
09-02-2010, 04:07 AM
really? Why don't you right click and view image?

NorthernChaosGod
09-02-2010, 04:28 AM
The pictures end at your nose, asshat. :colbert:

Peegee
09-02-2010, 04:37 AM
BEARD contest :aimmad:

Anyway my 2nd pic (it's relevant I assure you) shows my face.

Shorty
09-02-2010, 04:39 AM
PG, if you grow so little facial hair, why did you use so much shaving cream? xD

Peegee
09-02-2010, 05:35 AM
Dramatic effect. Plus ^_^

G13
09-02-2010, 06:10 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000038.jpg

Let the bearding begin!

~*~Celes~*~
09-02-2010, 10:19 AM
:excited:

Rantz, that's a clever poster in your background there :heart:

Parker
09-02-2010, 11:04 AM
Technically shaved yesterday afternoon but had to go to the hospital for my pinky boo boo so I couldn't take a pic :(
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/th_Picture5.jpg (http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/Picture5.jpg)]

I am very tired and look like poo but i have my car pyjamas! Carjamas! :D

Rebellious Eagle
09-02-2010, 03:52 PM
This should be really interesting, I'm curious to see who wins. If I were a guy, I'd totally participate in this contest. >:D

Peegee
09-02-2010, 04:03 PM
PG, if you grow so little facial hair, why did you use so much shaving cream? xD

btw I'm only doing this because I'm interested to see what will happen if I don't shave the hair below my lips - I usually shave min once a week (like if I go on vacation I can go without shaving for a few days)

I expect at some point if I can't grow a terrible excuse for a goatee I'll bow out of the contest xD

Ace Protorney
09-03-2010, 12:51 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0818.jpg

Shorty
09-03-2010, 12:58 AM
What is this showing only half the faces? >:O

Bunny
09-03-2010, 03:45 AM
YOU CAN'T TELL WHO I AM IF YOU CAN'T SEE MY EYES

Shlup
09-03-2010, 04:08 AM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns are being shy all of a sudden after posting dozens of pics of themselves.

Parker
09-03-2010, 09:57 AM
currently boarding up windows and doors from eoff stalker mob why oh why oh why didn't i just post half my face?!! :shoot:

Clo
09-03-2010, 02:08 PM
I'm likin' all the beard potential.

NorthernChaosGod
09-03-2010, 04:26 PM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns

:p

Damn weirdos.

Peegee
09-03-2010, 04:37 PM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns are being shy all of a sudden after posting dozens of pics of themselves.

God you still didn't fix it yet. Anyway Prootwoot you might want to get that looked into maybe asl?

I didn't take pics of my entire face because (1) there's no point (2) I want to show my facial hair or lack thereof and (3) lol are you serious? it's a beard contest. If you want to see noods of me just ask.

Bunny
09-03-2010, 04:38 PM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns

:p

Damn weirdos.

Fun fact: Teachers in Washington know the difference between "are" and "our".

NorthernChaosGod
09-03-2010, 06:07 PM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns

:p

Damn weirdos.

Fun fact: Teachers in Washington know the difference between "are" and "our".

Fun fact: Blow me.

beema
09-03-2010, 06:15 PM
oh man, I wish this had started towards the beginning of my unemployment, not towards (hopefully) the end!

Peegee
09-03-2010, 08:44 PM
haha I'm still in the stubble stage of the game. It's awesome (or ridiculous, tbh) - I'm more in this contest to see if I can even get 1 inch of growth, whatever that looks like.

I know I can get 1/2 inch, maybe more, but by then I go 'meh' and shave it. yay

G13
09-03-2010, 08:47 PM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns

:p

Damn weirdos.

Fun fact: Teachers in Washington know the difference between "are" and "our".

I'm really liking the effort you're putting into this argument. :lol:

Bunny
09-04-2010, 07:56 AM
Yeah I don't get why our resident azns

:p

Damn weirdos.

Fun fact: Teachers in Washington know the difference between "are" and "our".

Fun fact: Blow me.

Typical retort from a California guy. Not all guys are into that sort of thing!

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 08:01 AM
I really wanna see who wins this. :o

Not gonna lie, my money is on Rantz. He's got a poster for beards, for god sakes.

EDIT:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0818.jpg

I don't want to sound like a dick, but what's that on your arm?

Peegee
09-04-2010, 03:40 PM
My money's on Rantz as well for best beard. I however will really try for the marathon contest.

But it would only take him about a week or two to get back his beard while after a week or two it would just be lulz for me.

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 04:05 PM
Typical retort from a California guy. Not all guys are into that sort of thing!

Aren't you, though?

Ace Protorney
09-04-2010, 04:43 PM
EDIT:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0818.jpg

I don't want to sound like a dick, but what's that on your arm?

Scars from all the needle poking for my dialysis treatments. I am going to have surgery to remove them sometime this year. I just don't know when. I have kidney failure, not like you needed to know that. :greenie:

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 04:44 PM
EDIT:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0818.jpg

I don't want to sound like a dick, but what's that on your arm?

Scars from all the needle poking for my dialysis treatments. I am going to have surgery to remove them sometime this year. I just don't know when. I have kidney failure, not like you needed to know that. :greenie:
Oooooh, I'm sorry. D:

Cuchulainn
09-04-2010, 05:41 PM
Women CAN participate too. Just don't shave anywhere at all, oxters, legs, twats, breasts, upper lips. Basically allow urselves to turn into 100% naturalised cave trolls. If any of you do that you'd deserve to win hands down. Naked pictures as proof of course, and as you'd all be so hairey naked pics would be fine as you wouldn't be able to see anything. Italic, Arabic and Spanish women have an obvious advantage as that beautiful olive skin comes at a thick haired price.

Rantz
09-04-2010, 06:24 PM
Italic, Arabic and Spanish women have an obvious advantage as that beautiful olive skin comes at a thick haired price.

xD

My mum doesn't shave anywhere! (Yes, anywhere.)

Psychotic
09-04-2010, 06:49 PM
Rantz's mom has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

Shorty
09-04-2010, 07:44 PM
I think that if a woman can exhibit an inch of grown anywhere appropriate, she should be able to win by default.

I'm not doing this, though. Ugh.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 02:01 AM
I could do a small patch of hair on the back of my ankle, because hair seems to grow pretty quickly there. Though my mom might think it odd that I'm leaving that one spot alone for three months...

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 03:39 AM
I could do a small patch of hair on the back of my ankle, because hair seems to grow pretty quickly there. Though my mom might think it odd that I'm leaving that one spot alone for three months...

DO IT.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 04:03 AM
I could do a small patch of hair on the back of my ankle, because hair seems to grow pretty quickly there. Though my mom might think it odd that I'm leaving that one spot alone for three months...

DO IT.
Naaaah, I wear high tops. It'll be uncomfortable.

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 06:20 AM
Do you not wear socks? o_O

Rye
09-05-2010, 01:52 PM
Women CAN participate too. Just don't shave anywhere at all, oxters, legs, twats, breasts, upper lips. Basically allow urselves to turn into 100% naturalised cave trolls. If any of you do that you'd deserve to win hands down. Naked pictures as proof of course, and as you'd all be so hairey naked pics would be fine as you wouldn't be able to see anything. Italic, Arabic and Spanish women have an obvious advantage as that beautiful olive skin comes at a thick haired price.

I'm Italian, but I avoid the curse! I don't even get the dark hairy arms like so many Italian girls do. My arm hair is blonde and light.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 03:41 PM
Do you not wear socks? o_O
No, I do, but it would still be uncomfortable.

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 04:30 PM
Explain, for I don't understand.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 04:33 PM
-sigh-

If I wore my high tops, they would rub up against my ankles. If I haven't shaved the back of my ankle, that would be very itchy and uncomfortable.

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 04:34 PM
Fucking women. Way to back out of the contest.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 04:35 PM
I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T DOING IT. >:U

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 04:36 PM
You should! Come on, it'll be fun.

Ace Protorney
09-05-2010, 04:36 PM
Let them be! It's not like they can win anyway. /smug

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 04:37 PM
You jerks just want pictures of my ankles. Foot fetish freaks.

Rantz
09-05-2010, 07:55 PM
Pictures of your hairy ankles, Naomi.

Pheesh
09-05-2010, 07:57 PM
Quit teasing her Robin Williams ankles guize.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 07:58 PM
>__<

-buys massive amounts of Nair-

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2010, 03:31 AM
You jerks just want pictures of my ankles. Foot fetish freaks.

Eww, feet are gross.

Peegee
09-07-2010, 03:33 AM
2 more days!

Shorty
09-07-2010, 03:37 AM
You had better post a bigger picture, you bastard >:O

Peegee
09-07-2010, 04:12 AM
You had better post a bigger picture, you bastard >:O

>implying you can't right click show picture

Shorty
09-07-2010, 04:35 AM
I'm lazy. I just want to be able to scan the page for beards, instead of squinting and wondering a) why the hell the photo is so damn small and b) WHY YOU ARE ONLY SHOWING HALF YOUR FACE

Peegee
09-07-2010, 05:05 AM
I'm lazy. I just want to be able to scan the page for beards, instead of squinting and wondering a) why the hell the photo is so damn small and b) WHY YOU ARE ONLY SHOWING HALF YOUR FACE

You're so mean. It's a good thing Wednesday is coming up!

Shorty
09-07-2010, 07:07 PM
REMINDER: Tomorrow is picture update day! We are all excited to see the progress of the contestants and their facial forests!

Linus
09-07-2010, 07:12 PM
Am I in the twilight zone? I'm here posting for the first time since March and the only stickied thread in General Chat was made by SHORTY?

P.S. I can't grow a beard, jerks.

Shorty
09-07-2010, 07:14 PM
What's wrong with my thread being the only stickied one? >:O

Linus
09-07-2010, 07:18 PM
I didn't know you even posted here. Next you'll be telling me #analgoatfarmers is alive and well.

Shorty
09-07-2010, 07:24 PM
I wish it were. We had good times.

Josh, please enter the beard contest.

Peegee
09-07-2010, 08:08 PM
I'm in the contest and I can't even grow a BEARD. As in physically cannot. Given infinite time.

omg D:

Pheesh
09-07-2010, 08:27 PM
Have you tried flexing your chin muscles reeaally hard?

Peegee
09-07-2010, 09:02 PM
Have you tried flexing your chin muscles reeaally hard?

YES! It doesn't work T___________________________________T

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2010, 09:22 PM
I wish I could join already, the competition looks weak.

Peegee
09-07-2010, 09:55 PM
I wish I could join already, the competition looks weak.

You could join now. You just have to outlast the person by a week longer than they last. Best to do it NOW than in a month or two or 3

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2010, 09:57 PM
I can join on the 24th, I still have to shave for the next three weekends because of work.

Peegee
09-07-2010, 10:03 PM
I can join on the 24th, I still have to shave for the next three weekends because of work.

oh my God we're all doomed. DOOMED

Plus I will have to stop shaving for nearly 4 months now because of you!

Clo
09-08-2010, 12:20 AM
Everyone who wanders into this thread needs to participate.

Sorry guys. Gotta do it.

Levian
09-08-2010, 12:46 AM
7 days. scruffylicious.

I'm in a jungle!

NorthernChaosGod
09-08-2010, 01:08 AM
I can join on the 24th, I still have to shave for the next three weekends because of work.

oh my God we're all doomed. DOOMED

Plus I will have to stop shaving for nearly 4 months now because of you!

/smug

Shorty
09-08-2010, 03:21 AM
7 days. scruffylicious.

I'm in a jungle!

Lev, are you in a hut of some kind? xD

I approve of the stubble so far!

Clo
09-08-2010, 03:25 AM
STUBBLE!

Ace Protorney
09-08-2010, 03:57 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0834.jpg :greenie:

Freya
09-08-2010, 08:35 AM
I told GXIII he needed to post a progress pic and he refused! Cause he was too lazy at the time or something. SO HERE I TOOK ONE VIA SKYPE FOR YOU GUIZE.

http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx68/Prettyypenguin/heybebe.png

G13
09-08-2010, 09:22 AM
D: M'beard's gone!
















Oh wait, it was never there. :p

Rantz
09-08-2010, 11:27 AM
1 week doesn't get me far! Still, better than nothing.



http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/week1.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
09-08-2010, 04:22 PM
Hmmm, so I'm going to have to beat Levian.

Parker
09-08-2010, 05:43 PM
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/e72035b9.jpg

Wish it would grow more evenly :/

On vacation so bonus sunnies :)

Rantz
09-08-2010, 06:33 PM
Those shades are AMAZING.

Levian
09-08-2010, 07:40 PM
7 days. scruffylicious.

I'm in a jungle!

Lev, are you in a hut of some kind? xD

I approve of the stubble so far!

Nope! It's the wallpaper of the room I'm currently occupying. :D It's quite weird, but I just roll with it.

Steve
09-08-2010, 08:04 PM
Ok I didn't start on the 1st but I figure I will show you boys how it's meant to be done! You're all weak!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/Image65.jpg

The above image was my beard at 5 days of growth, yes at 5 days I have enough stubble to shape it and have it looking good.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/profilepic3.jpg

The above image is today, after 2.5 weeks since I initially began growing stubble in to a beard. I'm not in your competition but if I was I doubt it'd be fair on you guys lol.

Edit to be specific I have been growing for 17 days exactly.

Clo
09-08-2010, 08:19 PM
Holy crap, Iceglow, you're not playing? You're kicking all the partcipants' asses!

More chance of winning for them, I guess.

Steve
09-08-2010, 08:45 PM
I refused to enter clo on the basis that I had literally shaped my beard a couple of days prior to the start of the competition and refused to shave it off to begin on the 1st. If my application is accepted as is, with the first image of 5 days growth and the next one from the 17th day then you can count me in lol. But yes, I grow beards quick.

Edit: also it appears I even counted my stubble growth wrong. I checked back on msn logs of PG trying to convince me to join and cross referenced the calendar. I shaved the beard in (first pic) on the Sunday 29th August 2010 that was day 5 which means I have been growing the stubble from Tuesday 24th of August (since that was the date of my last complete shave) meaning I have actually only been growing the beard for 15 or 16 days total depending on how we're counting it lol.

Peegee
09-08-2010, 08:56 PM
Oh whatever you pansy just join and we'll subtract 5-12 days from your tally so it's fair to the rest.

The issue isn't your beard growth it's the lack of allowing you to trim or even shape your beard.

PS: my pic will be up tonight. I couldn't find the mini sd adaptor.

Steve
09-08-2010, 09:07 PM
hobo beard was another problem I had with the contest yes. lol.

Peegee
09-08-2010, 09:11 PM
There's a homeless guy in downtown Toronto with an epic hobo beard. He has a bushy beard and handlebar mustache growing. Sarah would've jumped him yep totally.

Shorty
09-09-2010, 12:10 AM
I don't do hobos. :colbert:

Steve
09-09-2010, 01:03 AM
I don't do hobos. :colbert:

no comments on my beard? I'm disappointed, for a woman who wants beards you get one posted and don't comment lol. Terrible.

Peegee
09-09-2010, 01:21 AM
lol iceglow

Here you go you jerks.

<a href="http://i54.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2hg5zdf.jpg" /><img src="http://i54.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2hg5zdf.jpg" border=0" height=80 width=60 /></a>

Shlup
09-09-2010, 01:38 AM
Wow, guys. Wow. Eat more meat or something.

Ehehehe, I'm already excited for next week.

Peegee
09-09-2010, 02:19 AM
Wow, guys. Wow. Eat more meat or something.

Ehehehe, I'm already excited for next week.

>implying eating meat has anything to do with beards

NorthernChaosGod
09-09-2010, 02:23 AM
I don't do hobos. :colbert:
What about lumberjacks?



Wow, guys. Wow. Eat more meat or something.

Ehehehe, I'm already excited for next week.

>implying eating meat has anything to do with beards

But it has everything to do with you being less of a man. :p

Shorty
09-09-2010, 02:26 AM
I'd settle for a lumberjack. (That's what this contest is about >_>)

PG: clearly, you don't know the meat secret. This is why you cannot grow a beard of the gods. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PARIS.

Iceglow: I'm protesting your beard because you won't allow it to be part of this contest. ie, shaving and restarting your growth!

Peegee
09-09-2010, 02:28 AM
oh snap I'm so worried I might lose

NorthernChaosGod
09-09-2010, 02:37 AM
I'd settle for a lumberjack. (That's what this contest is about >_>)

I'll get my flannel shirt ready. :jokey:

rubah
09-09-2010, 03:14 AM
you were supposed to stop shaving, peegies

parker, yours is my favorite so far

Shorty
09-09-2010, 05:16 AM
Waiting on updates from Jiro and Sir Lancealot!

Everyone is doing a mighty fine job so far.

Clo
09-09-2010, 05:19 AM
This stubble does not satisfy my need to see beards. :colbert:

G13
09-09-2010, 05:23 AM
It's only been a week you horrible females! You just don't understand! :crying2:

Shlup
09-09-2010, 05:26 AM
"Only" a week. Pffft.

Though the slow growth is obviously an advantage.

G13
09-09-2010, 05:38 AM
I must have misunderstood this entire contest from the beginning then. I thought the longer the better? If some of these fellas could have a small shrub on their face by the end of a month they'd look like fucking Gandalf by the time we're finished. :/

Sir Lancealot
09-09-2010, 05:39 AM
http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0005.jpg

Steve
09-09-2010, 08:28 AM
Iceglow: I'm protesting your beard because you won't allow it to be part of this contest. ie, shaving and restarting your growth!

I think the lady does protest too much :P

Jiro
09-09-2010, 08:57 AM
Except that my skin is worse and I changed shirts. There is the tiniest bit of hair on my chin and sideburns.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Picture0027.jpg

Rodarian
09-09-2010, 09:00 AM
lol iceglow

Here you go you jerks.

<a href="http://i54.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2hg5zdf.jpg" /><img src="http://i54.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2hg5zdf.jpg" border=0" height=80 width=60 /></a>

PG you're an epic fail of a bearded AZN

Peegee
09-09-2010, 03:37 PM
you were supposed to stop shaving, peegies

parker, yours is my favorite so far

OH SHUT UP

(to everybody I made a stupid drunken promise to Rubahs I'd at least last 5 weeks so that when I visit her I'll still have facial hair)

And yes, having virtually no grow (ps Jiro you bum I swear you're shaving) is very helpful here. I expect Rantz to give up in 6 weeks to two months at the rate he's growing.

NorthernChaosGod
09-09-2010, 04:22 PM
I must have misunderstood this entire contest from the beginning then. I thought the longer the better? If some of these fellas could have a small shrub on their face by the end of a month they'd look like smurfing Gandalf by the time we're finished. :/

Gandalf? Are you calling me old? :stare:

The longest I've gone without shaving or trimming is about 4-5 months, I believe. This was like 3 years ago and my beard was massive, but patchy in places. I can't wait to see what it'll be like after a couple months now.

Shorty
09-09-2010, 06:48 PM
Iceglow: I'm protesting your beard because you won't allow it to be part of this contest. ie, shaving and restarting your growth!

I think the lady does protest too much :P

I refuse to acknowledge your facial hair because you refuse to enter the contest!

Peegee
09-09-2010, 06:57 PM
Iceglow: I'm protesting your beard because you won't allow it to be part of this contest. ie, shaving and restarting your growth!

I think the lady does protest too much :P

I refuse to acknowledge your facial hair because you refuse to enter the contest!

I should have never goaded you to start this mess!

Shorty
09-09-2010, 07:01 PM
Hush up, you love it :love:

Clo
09-09-2010, 07:56 PM
Here's an instructional video proving how easy it is.

YouTube - How to Grow a Beard in 3 Easy Steps! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnFu3AtDt0)

G13
09-09-2010, 08:55 PM
I must have misunderstood this entire contest from the beginning then. I thought the longer the better? If some of these fellas could have a small shrub on their face by the end of a month they'd look like smurfing Gandalf by the time we're finished. :/

Gandalf? Are you calling me old? :stare:

Oh Jesus. Dude, Gandalf's beard is glorious. You should feel proud to be among the few people I was talking about. :colbert:

NorthernChaosGod
09-10-2010, 01:49 AM
Yeah, but it's gray! And then white. :(

G13
09-10-2010, 04:47 AM
Glorious and then gloriouser. :colbert:

Steve
09-10-2010, 08:47 AM
Ok heres some advice from the outsider here lol (Shorty as I said if you accept me having started on the 24th not the 1st I'll be a member of the contest)

Guys, buy yourself some anti-spot soaps. 1 should be exfoliating deep pore cleanser and 1 should be daily facial exfoliating scrub. The reasons? Growing facial hair makes your face retain dirt and grease a lot more. Therefore if you want to grow facial hair it's wise to use these types of soap regulary. Daily scrub can be used 2 - 3 times a day and will help but you should swap it in the morning on a 3 day basis for a wash with the deep pore cleanser (those who have a naturally spotty complextion do this every other day or even every morning) just remember guys, you're drying your skin out with these soaps and so will need to moisturise your skin, one of the best I've found is actually to just use tiny amounts of vaseline petroleum jelly rubbed in well but if you don't like the sound of vaseline then get yourself a nice moisturiser something you're going to have to spend about 6 a tub on minimum. Just remember either buy mens or unscented moisturisers, nothing worse than a lightly perfumed beard.

Shorty
09-10-2010, 02:46 PM
Ok heres some advice from the outsider here lol (Shorty as I said if you accept me having started on the 24th not the 1st I'll be a member of the contest)

I'm not going to backlog your time before the contest started. That wouldn't be fair to everyone who actually started on the 1st to have you ahead with a week's worth of growth. Not happening!

Peegee
09-10-2010, 03:35 PM
Ok heres some advice from the outsider here lol (Shorty as I said if you accept me having started on the 24th not the 1st I'll be a member of the contest)

I'm not going to backlog your time before the contest started. That wouldn't be fair to everyone who actually started on the 1st to have you ahead with a week's worth of growth. Not happening!

Why not? We punish him by giving him -10 days of time. So if he starts today, he gets 0 days of time rather than 10. So if we all quit today he'll still have to last 10 more days.

Also we'll expect that anybody who is actively growing a proper beard (haha @ me) will look like him in 10 days.

Shorty
09-10-2010, 03:47 PM
It doesn't seem fair to me. His beard is apparently well on it's way for having two and a half weeks of growth. Right now he would be the most eligible for one of the prizes.

I think that if someone doesn't want to make an effort to follow the contest rules (ie, shave to enter) then they shouldn't enter.

No offense, Iceglow. We would appreciate your growth, but if you'd really like to enter, you need to shave.

(If the other members of the committee want to let him in, it would be open for discussion.)

Ace Protorney
09-10-2010, 04:00 PM
Plus, his beard appears to be trimmed, which is strongly discouraged in this contest.

Bunny
09-10-2010, 04:33 PM
(If the other members of the committee want to let him in, it would be open for discussion.)

Ignoring specific contest rules should not be open for discussion. Anarchy would ensue. The very fabric of reality would unwind. Raistlin would become an admin.

Shorty
09-10-2010, 04:58 PM
I just wanted to give them a chance to say anything about if they felt differently (which I doubt).

Also, haven't you ever heard that if you say bad things, they will happen?

Peegee
09-10-2010, 06:13 PM
The 'trimmed' beard thing is the only thing that made sense to me xD

but okay w/e I just wanted to get him in the contest, not like he'd last more than a month <3

NorthernChaosGod
09-10-2010, 06:16 PM
(If the other members of the committee want to let him in, it would be open for discussion.)

Ignoring specific contest rules should not be open for discussion. Anarchy would ensue. The very fabric of reality would unwind. Raistlin would become an admin.

xD

No offense to Steve, but the fucker has a shaped beard. We're supposed to be going all Grizzly Adams and :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Peegee
09-10-2010, 06:51 PM
Except that my skin is worse and I changed shirts. There is the tiniest bit of hair on my chin and sideburns.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Picture0027.jpg

I expect Prootwoot and I to have a mess of hair in a month or two but for you....have you ever not shaved for an extended period of time?

After 3 weeks I'll go beyond the longest time I've spent not shaving (I went camping for 3 weeks)

Steve
09-10-2010, 08:38 PM
It's cool I'm not shaving it off unless I seriously mess up my tidy up one morning. However I will say, 1) I'd never ever go all grizzly addams lol and 2) my beard at this time is shaped but not trimmed it's 17 days growth is not exactly trimmable yet (around 20 - 25 days growth and I'll be screaming for the trimmer lol) I reposted the 5th day first shaping shave pic because I figured I'd show how a beard should be grown since the contestants first week images have been pretty poor showing, my 5 days outstripped any of them for darkness, thickness and possibly coarse texture lol (my beard grows like bristles on a brush lol) The second image was posted so people could see what their beards should look like if they could actually grow more than bum-fluff. It'd be simple enough to include me in the competition. I started 8 days early by my memory so simply put I'm like week 2 - week 3 in my pics which means a pic posted by me would need to be compared to the next week's growth period i.e. if Julian posted his second week picture on saturday (tomorrow) it would be compared to my second pic showing my beard posted last week.

I'm not overly fussed either way however. I'm just going to give general tips and pointers and put most of these pups to shame with my broom head chin.

Rantz
09-10-2010, 08:50 PM
Sounds like someone has a flaming crush on his facial hair! ;D

Shorty
09-10-2010, 08:53 PM
It's cool I'm not shaving it off unless I seriously mess up my tidy up one morning. However I will say, 1) I'd never ever go all grizzly addams lol and 2) my beard at this time is shaped but not trimmed it's 17 days growth is not exactly trimmable yet (around 20 - 25 days growth and I'll be screaming for the trimmer lol) I reposted the 5th day first shaping shave pic because I figured I'd show how a beard should be grown since the contestants first week images have been pretty poor showing, my 5 days outstripped any of them for darkness, thickness and possibly coarse texture lol (my beard grows like bristles on a brush lol) The second image was posted so people could see what their beards should look like if they could actually grow more than bum-fluff. It'd be simple enough to include me in the competition. I started 8 days early by my memory so simply put I'm like week 2 - week 3 in my pics which means a pic posted by me would need to be compared to the next week's growth period i.e. if Julian posted his second week picture on saturday (tomorrow) it would be compared to my second pic showing my beard posted last week.

I'm not overly fussed either way however. I'm just going to give general tips and pointers and put most of these pups to shame with my broom head chin.

You are not entering this contest unless a) you shave off your glorious beloved beard or b) both Clo and Shlup mudwrestle me at the same time and beat me to get me to change my mind.

Also, I doubt the contestants really care how your beard looks because they don't have to compete against you~

If it's so simple for you to grow a beard and you can outshame everyone with five days of growth, I don't understand why you don't just shave and take them down. :D

Peegee
09-10-2010, 09:18 PM
Wait did somebody say mudwrestle? With girls? Can you foxy box?

Anyway using a deviously ingeniously devised reverse psychology BS strategy I successfully convinced my friend that I will be going on a facial hair hiatus until the end of the year xD All this from not shaving for a year and lying that 'I forgot because I went to the cottage over the weekend'

So problem solved with the 'dur are you growing a beard ololol' nonsense.

Though the mustache nonsense is getting over hand.

ps: the only reason Steve isn't entering is you won't let him 'style' or 'trim' the hair.

Shorty
09-10-2010, 10:08 PM
No, the reason he's not entering is because HE DIDN'T START ON OR AFTER THE CONTEST DATE >:O

Peegee
09-10-2010, 10:25 PM
No, the reason he's not entering is because HE DIDN'T START ON OR AFTER THE CONTEST DATE >:O

>he didn't start after the contest date
>didn't start after
>pikachu

whatisthisidonteven.mp3

Shorty
09-11-2010, 12:13 AM
You're confusing yourself, azn.

Levian
09-11-2010, 01:19 AM
It doesn't seem fair to me. His beard is apparently well on it's way for having two and a half weeks of growth. Right now he would be the most eligible for one of the prizes.

Isn't the point of the contest to just last the longest without shaving? Or is the point to have the best looking beard? I'm confused. :-/

Shorty
09-11-2010, 01:26 AM
My comment was in reference to being eligible for Longest Beard right now. There are two other prizes - main prize goes to beard kept the longest from September 1st.

NorthernChaosGod
09-11-2010, 05:29 AM
I think the main reason should be him shaping it, looking all tidy and stuff. What's up with that?

Steve
09-11-2010, 06:56 AM
I think Shorty has seen too much beard growth this week, her brain is fried and she's confused even herself!

As for me, no worries. I'm not in the competition, never was. It's simpler this way. Like I said I would never let my beard go all untrimmed/shaped for that amount of time though if you ask me the competition for best beard growth should really be 1 month (30 days) and whoever has the longest/thickest beard or whoever has the best beard (with shaping allowed) wins this whole 6 months thing is a bit extreme really and thats why I'm not entering not because I refuse to shave my beard off, or any of the myriad other reasons stated by others in this thread. I am refusing to be a part of this because I will not and have not ever gone all hobo with the beard and refuse to do so therefore shaving my beard off to join the competition is simply, not happening, If Shorty and the rest want to throw me in the competition as I am a week ahead of someone (basically like a late starter but the opposite, I would have to present a final photo before the rest did or like we should be doing after the same amount of days to be judged on) then fine so be it, not like I won't shape and trim so I wouldn't be in for long lol. I could tolerate a month maybe of hobo-ing it up before my compulsions would either make me shave clean or shape and trim but really 6 months? Sure it'll be funny but some of us have better things to do in those 6 months.

Shorty
09-11-2010, 07:02 AM
Do people not understand the rules? If anyone needs anything clarified to them, please let me know. I don't want anyone in participating in the contest to possibly feel discouraged or confused.

I have no idea where you're pulling this "six months" business from. The contest goes on as long as the contestants want it to. Prizes will only be issued if the contest lasts longer than three months - otherwise (aka, everyone drops out before three months is up), it's just "yay I kept my beard longer than everyone else" and no actual prizes are issued.

If anyone needs anything clarified or explained, pleeeease tell me. This is supposed to be fun!

Pheesh
09-11-2010, 07:36 AM
'Knocked Up' exemplifies the PROPER way this contest should be done, allowing someone to trim their beard is just lame. The point is to try and make them want to shave, so well done to Sarah for sticking to her guns.

G13
09-11-2010, 10:47 AM
BEARDS AHAHAHA!

NorthernChaosGod
09-11-2010, 04:13 PM
'Knocked Up' exemplifies the PROPER way this contest should be done, allowing someone to trim their beard is just lame. The point is to try and make them want to shave, so well done to Sarah for sticking to her guns.

Yes! The dirty man competition.

Shorty
09-11-2010, 04:49 PM
*applause*

Dignified Pauper
09-12-2010, 12:38 AM
I can't wait for the photo compilation of these beards.

NorthernChaosGod
09-12-2010, 03:39 AM
I can't wait for the photo compilation of these beards.

:eek:

I'm totally going to turn my progress into a video now.

Parker
09-12-2010, 10:03 AM
Found a crumb in my beard today and never felt so manly. The hairs on my face were long enough to hold a crumb! EEEEE :D

Also sneeze cleanup is slightly more difficult and involved.

Clo
09-12-2010, 04:58 PM
Found a crumb in my beard today and never felt so manly. The hairs on my face were long enough to hold a crumb! EEEEE :D

Also sneeze cleanup is slightly more difficult and involved.

Just wait until the neighborhood children can use it as a swing.

NorthernChaosGod
09-12-2010, 05:11 PM
Found a crumb in my beard today and never felt so manly. The hairs on my face were long enough to hold a crumb! EEEEE :D

Also sneeze cleanup is slightly more difficult and involved.

Just wait until the neighborhood children can use it as a swing.

Or birds can use it as a nest.

Shorty
09-12-2010, 06:20 PM
Or you can do this with it.

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/6a00ccff85312a985d00cd96fe9e0b4cd5-500pi.jpg

Yeargdribble
09-12-2010, 06:33 PM
I kinda wish I'd known about this contest. Of course, I wouldn't have gone clean shaven to start so I would be DQ'd. Neither my wife or I can bear me clean shaven. It looks terrible. People would start IDing me for liquor and strip clubs.

That said, I'm disappointed in the showings here. I'm with Iceglow. I'd have something that could be called a beard in a week or less. I almost wish I grew pathetic stubble like you pansies.

I can't go 2 days without shaving the edges around my beard or I look like like a homeless person. I wish I could find old pictures of my 8 inch goat.

Old Manus
09-12-2010, 06:52 PM
Now I know why the contest was scheduled for 6 months. Y'all (apart from Iceglow) are beard pussies. I grow more hair on my palms.

Clo
09-12-2010, 06:53 PM
Yearg and Manus. Crushing the souls of men everywhere.

Laddy
09-12-2010, 06:55 PM
Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: I'm outgrowing you guys and I'm not even participating! xD

Yeargdribble
09-12-2010, 06:58 PM
When Laddy is putting your manhood to shame it's time to re-evaluate.

Clo
09-12-2010, 07:00 PM
Hey, those pictures were a few days old. Maybe they have some updates.

Shorty
09-12-2010, 07:02 PM
*headdesk*

Rantz
09-12-2010, 07:06 PM
Glad to see so much enthusiasm from the non-participants :greenie: It's truly encouraging!

Shorty
09-12-2010, 07:11 PM
The enthusiasm seems to be coming from those claiming to have supernatural beard-growing capabilities, but refusing to enter the contest!

I think the participants are doing an excellent job and I'm proud of them. We can't all be mountain men~

Yeargdribble
09-12-2010, 08:12 PM
Not refusing... just ineligible. Of course, my place of work would give me a funny look if I just stopped trimming my beard and looked like a grizzly bear in a few months time.

I'm half tempted to just let it go until I can't stand it any more and post a pick anyway.

Steve
09-12-2010, 09:09 PM
I'm not refusing to enter, you're refusing to enter me in to it and well I posted pics to prove my growing capabilities, reminds me, my moustache is in need of a trim, the hairs are beginning to cover my mouth. We're on day 19.

Shorty
09-12-2010, 10:26 PM
Enough. You're not entering because you're not following the rules. Don't turn this around on me.

I don't want the participants to be discouraged! I'm sure by this Wednesday we'll have a nice amount of growth from everyone. I'm excited. The first couple weeks are probably the most difficult to really notice progression, but afterwords, i'm sure we'll have plenty of grizzly men. :love:

Yeargdribble
09-12-2010, 11:01 PM
I'd say that's terribly inaccurate. The first weeks are when you most notice the distinct difference between clean shaven and pre-beard stuble. Once my beard is around the 2 week mark I stop noticing it filling it. I notice when, like Iceglow mentioned, there becomes lip coverage or parts of it become unwieldly.

Sadly I shaved this morning, but I'm tempted to not shave for 2 or 3 days and take a picture of the neckline of my beard to show you my point, that early stubble sticks out like a sore thumb.

I'll post a really old picture of my goatee when it was about half it's full length just to add a picture to the thread. To be fair it was probably about 3-4 months growth at this point.

http://imgur.com/lTs2V.jpg



I don't mean to discourage really. Just playful ribbing. Some people just don't grow much facial hair. While I love my beard, I envy them quite often considering how often I have to shave. Same deal with my fingernails. I've gotta clip and file them at least once a week and they are beastly... I'm sure some girl out there with paper-thin, slow growing nails would love to trade me.

Psychotic
09-12-2010, 11:06 PM
Glad to see so much enthusiasm from the non-participants :greenie: It's truly encouraging!They need to either nut up or shut up.

Laddy
09-13-2010, 02:26 AM
What the :bou::bou::bou::bou:!? All these of getting years of my intellectual ass handed to me...and by SETH ROGAN!?

Yeargdribble
09-13-2010, 02:49 AM
Sadly I lost the goat and the hair (by that time mostly down my back) to that b**ch teacher in college. She tried to make me shave all of my facial hair. I at least drew the line there.

I never really though of myself as looking like Seth Rogan, but I can see it when the hair is that length. I look even more baby faced than him when I'm clean shaven though.

Peegee
09-13-2010, 04:23 AM
I've never seen Yeargdribble's visage in my life. I don't know what to think.

Also I can't grow facial hair, HENCE WHY I WANTED TO GET BANNED

NorthernChaosGod
09-13-2010, 05:44 AM
Holy balls, I know what Yearg looks like now. Sweet goatee, man.

Jiro
09-13-2010, 09:09 AM
I expect Prootwoot and I to have a mess of hair in a month or two but for you....have you ever not shaved for an extended period of time?


What's extended? I have shaved maybe 5 times in my life, usually a monthish between them. I know how damn near impossible it is for me to grow facial hair, precisely why I joined. I can do this for years and not have anyone even notice.

Rantz
09-13-2010, 10:57 AM
I can see you will be tough to beat, Jiro. But I'll get you... I'll get you! :plotting:

Yeargdribble
09-13-2010, 12:38 PM
I've never seen Yeargdribble's visage in my life. I don't know what to think.


Pfft... I look exactly like my South Park avatar... or at least I used to until the crazy teacher made me shear my locks. My hair it quite short now and I sport a full beard with no goat.

Peegee
09-13-2010, 02:46 PM
I expect Prootwoot and I to have a mess of hair in a month or two but for you....have you ever not shaved for an extended period of time?


What's extended? I have shaved maybe 5 times in my life, usually a monthish between them. I know how damn near impossible it is for me to grow facial hair, precisely why I joined. I can do this for years and not have anyone even notice.

Jiro are you 11 years old? TELL US THE TRUTH I WON'T GET YOU BANNED

ps: Holy crap

NorthernChaosGod
09-13-2010, 03:13 PM
I've never seen Yeargdribble's visage in my life. I don't know what to think.


Pfft... I look exactly like my South Park avatar... or at least I used to until the crazy teacher made me shear my locks. My hair it quite short now and I sport a full beard with no goat.
That's actually what I thought, now it makes sense as to why you'd use that for an avatar.

Levian
09-14-2010, 03:17 AM
14 days

touching my eye.

Yeargdribble
09-14-2010, 03:28 AM
That's the most respectable man-growth I've seen in this thread thus far (with the obvious exception of Ice, who, like me, doesn't seem to count).

Levian
09-14-2010, 03:34 AM
There's nothing outside yourselves stopping you from starting to count.

Peegee
09-14-2010, 05:33 AM
His jerb, for one.

<a href="http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/hskdxl.jpg"><img src="http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/hskdxl.jpg" width="60" height="80" border="0"></a>

Seriously guys, can I please shave the mustache? I don't see it growing down to be a goatee and it's just going to be stupid looking in 12 weeks or more.

PS: damnit Jiro I hate you

Rantz
09-14-2010, 10:45 AM
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/week2.jpg

Parker
09-14-2010, 01:20 PM
My housemate knitted a tube scarf that is more comfortable on my head, AND matches my sunnies. Win.

My beard is ok(ish) on the chin but patchy and uneven on the cheeks. It is not a good looking beard, but it is quite hobo so I guess that's good??
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/th_IMG_0526.jpg (http://s785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/?action=view&current=IMG_0526.jpg)
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/th_IMG_0518.jpg (http://s785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/?action=view&current=IMG_0518.jpg)

TheGlassesGirl
09-14-2010, 04:23 PM
Rantz, it can't help but notice that a) You don't have curtains, and b) You appear to be shirtless in the picture. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it.

Ace Protorney
09-14-2010, 04:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN0838.jpg

:greenie:

Rantz
09-14-2010, 05:06 PM
Rantz, it can't help but notice that a) You don't have curtains, and b) You appear to be shirtless in the picture. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it.

There are blinds there! On the other hand, they're pulled up. On the third hand, I'm out on my balcony anyway. Those are reflections in the window to my living room. On the fourth hand, most of the neighbours' view is blocked. On the fifth hand, I'm always out there shirtless. On the sixth hand, I'm starting to feel like a squid with this many limbs.

On the seventh hand, maybe I'm wearing a strapless dress :colbert:

Peegee
09-14-2010, 05:37 PM
Jiro post pics!

I'm starting a vote to eliminate him! due eeet

My prediction is that Jiro will have fuzz but it's not noticeable by the camera

Also :aimmad: @ Prootwoot for not having as bad a mustache as I. Grrr.

TheGlassesGirl
09-17-2010, 03:37 PM
Rantz, it can't help but notice that a) You don't have curtains, and b) You appear to be shirtless in the picture. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it.

There are blinds there! On the other hand, they're pulled up. On the third hand, I'm out on my balcony anyway. Those are reflections in the window to my living room. On the fourth hand, most of the neighbours' view is blocked. On the fifth hand, I'm always out there shirtless. On the sixth hand, I'm starting to feel like a squid with this many limbs.

On the seventh hand, maybe I'm wearing a strapless dress :colbert:
I'm sure your neighbors also appreciate the dress. :P

Rantz
09-17-2010, 04:21 PM
Oh they do! Especially the next door neighbour, Lance. He's such a charmer...

My pathetic cheek growth is starting to show itself! I swear there is like one visible hair per square cm. My trimming nerves are twitching ;-;

Parker
09-17-2010, 04:24 PM
I have a family wedding to attend tomorrow so may have to shave :(

Not happy......I've never felt so rugged as I do now

Peegee
09-17-2010, 06:00 PM
I have a family wedding to attend tomorrow so may have to shave

Not happy......I've never felt so rugged as I do now

Awesome! Also Levian is claiming he'll shave soon. This contest is all PG

Sir Lancealot
09-17-2010, 06:08 PM
Forgot about the vB update.

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0009.jpg

Jiro
09-17-2010, 07:09 PM
Forgot to post whenever it was supposed to be, hope I am not disqualified!


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Picture0028.jpg
Still no obvious growth. There is hair growing on my face though, so I made this diagram to point it out.

The hair is growing within the ovals. Between the two lines is a dead zone -- not a hair in sight! Unfortunately the hair on my chin is blonde and is therefore pretty much invisible. I hope to find a super high quality camera and zoom right in so you can see I'm not bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:ting and actually have hair.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/wheredoesyourgardengrow.png

TheGlassesGirl
09-17-2010, 08:19 PM
Forgot to post whenever it was supposed to be, hope I am not disqualified!


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Picture0028.jpg
Still no obvious growth. There is hair growing on my face though, so I made this diagram to point it out.

The hair is growing within the ovals. Between the two lines is a dead zone -- not a hair in sight! Unfortunately the hair on my chin is blonde and is therefore pretty much invisible. I hope to find a super high quality camera and zoom right in so you can see I'm not bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:ting and actually have hair.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/wheredoesyourgardengrow.png

Meh, it's very very faint, but I can see some peach fuzz on your chin.

Clo
09-17-2010, 08:23 PM
I love that you had to circle various areas of your face, Jiro, to prove a point.

Shorty
09-17-2010, 11:28 PM
I love it, too, Jiro xD

This week is an obvious exception, because the forums were down. The required update days are Wednesdays (or somewhere around there).

NorthernChaosGod
09-17-2010, 11:30 PM
I have a family wedding to attend tomorrow so may have to shave

Not happy......I've never felt so rugged as I do now

Awesome! Also Levian is claiming he'll shave soon. This contest is all PG

For another week, that is. /smug

Pheesh
09-17-2010, 11:33 PM
I really hope peegee wins, just cause he would show so much tact and grace in victory.

Levian
09-18-2010, 05:48 PM
Ugh, I'm going out tonight. With a shrubbery on my face. Urge to shave rising.

Clo
09-18-2010, 07:35 PM
Ugh, I'm going out tonight. With a shrubbery on my face. Urge to shave rising.

Resist. :stare:

TheGlassesGirl
09-18-2010, 09:59 PM
Ugh, I'm going out tonight. With a shrubbery on my face. Urge to shave rising.

Resist. :stare:

With a PASSION. :stare:

Parker
09-18-2010, 10:58 PM
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/th_80b3670a.jpg (http://s785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/000_Parker_000/?action=view&current=80b3670a.jpg)

:( i guess i lose

G13
09-18-2010, 11:50 PM
Look at that mess. How are you going to clean that up?

Oh yeah, here's my pic. :monster:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000048.jpg

By the way I haven't trimmed, that's just how it grows. :/

Rantz
09-19-2010, 12:07 AM
Parker will be now subject to ridicule! I demand it!

Also that's a pretty cool natural growth Eric. Mine grows sort of the same minus the sideburns, and also slower.

G13
09-19-2010, 12:43 AM
There's a little bit of hair there in no-man's land but it's just a few odd sprouts. The worst part though is the side you see now has more than the side you can't. My face is uneven. :(

Shorty
09-19-2010, 12:55 AM
Parker, I do not approve. :(

G13, you are looking fantastic!

G13
09-19-2010, 12:59 AM
:jess:

My ultimate goal: Viking beard.

TheGlassesGirl
09-19-2010, 01:13 AM
Guardian, you look super fly with that beard. :cool:

G13
09-19-2010, 01:15 AM
Truly, you both made my day with those comments. :bigsmile:

TheGlassesGirl
09-19-2010, 01:17 AM
But your body seems to want to grow a natural soul patch, and that's just weird, man.

Freya
09-19-2010, 01:38 AM
:jess:

My ultimate goal: Viking beard.

So a Rantzien Beard. :D Get it cause he's a viking.... badum tish!

Shorty
09-19-2010, 01:38 AM
:jess:

My ultimate goal: Viking beard.

THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD ALL BE DOING

Clo
09-19-2010, 02:39 AM
Eric, you look awesome with the facial hair. :D Parker, I am disappoint.

NorthernChaosGod
09-19-2010, 02:44 AM
Ugh, I'm going out tonight. With a shrubbery on my face. Urge to shave rising.
:colbert:


Look at that mess. How are you going to clean that up?

Oh yeah, here's my pic. :monster:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000048.jpg

By the way I haven't trimmed, that's just how it grows. :/
"Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? "

G13
09-19-2010, 02:50 AM
A Dennis Miller quote? Really? I don't think I can ever take you seriously again.

NorthernChaosGod
09-19-2010, 05:12 AM
1. You guys have the same last name.
2. It's from Joe Dirt. :doublecolbert:

Peegee
09-19-2010, 05:27 AM
Jiro is confusing me - did I post 3 or 2 post thusfar? wait yes I did. Yay

so like pics coming up soon!

TheGlassesGirl
09-19-2010, 06:59 AM
Jiro is confusing me - did I post 3 or 2 post thusfar? wait yes I did. Yay

so like pics coming up soon!

No tiny thumbnails this time, foo. :colbert:

Shorty
09-19-2010, 07:09 AM
Seconded. :doublecolbert:

G13
09-19-2010, 10:37 AM
1. You guys have the same last name.
2. It's from Joe Dirt. :doublecolbert:

1. It's one of the most common last names in the history of anything ever.

2. It doesn't matter what glorious movie the quote came from, anything that man says is automatically :bou::bou::bou::bou: because he's the one that said it.

Parker
09-19-2010, 12:56 PM
Parker, I do not approve. :(


I'm sorry :( I was forced to. Totally ashamed to be first out because I think I had an Ok chance.....very bummed out I lost even to some of the babyfaces here...hate myselv...

Shorty
09-19-2010, 08:04 PM
You were forced to? Tell us who did this to you. Clo and Shlup and I will get our chains and baseball bats ready.

http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/070302/POWERPUFF_GIRLS_MOVIE.jpg

Clo
09-19-2010, 09:15 PM
Oh! Oh! CAN I BE BUTTERCUP?!

Levian
09-19-2010, 09:52 PM
I almost pulled out of the contest yesterday, but I managed. :} although now I seem to be missing a part for my electric shaver, so I might just be around a little while longer. For the sake of my job I should probably shave by next weekend though. :{

Shorty
09-20-2010, 03:08 AM
I may or may not have taken the part to your electric shaver.

Clo, yessss, you may~ I'm Blossom, though! Shlup can be the angry one.

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 03:47 AM
I may or may not have taken the part to your electric shaver.

Clo, yessss, you may~ I'm Blossom, though! Shlup can be the angry one.

Now where is lom's old signature with the trio in the tub? :jokey:

Steve
09-20-2010, 05:01 AM
I almost pulled out of the contest yesterday, but I managed. :} although now I seem to be missing a part for my electric shaver, so I might just be around a little while longer. For the sake of my job I should probably shave by next weekend though. :{

See this is why I disagreed with the "no trimming/shaping" nonsense in this competition. Clearly it is biased so the only ones who truly stand a chance of winning are those who are either students or lazy bums living off their parents and not having to live in the real world of work and jobs.

Shorty
09-20-2010, 05:05 AM
Iceglow, if everyone was allowed to trim and shape and keep their beard nice and neat-looking, then the contest would go on forever, because no one would have incentive to shave. Everyone would just trim and shape and keep it nice-looking, and the contest would go nowhere. The point is to want to get rid of it, but to hold out for a) entertainment and b) the prize(s).

As for the students and bums comment, there are a great deal of both who belong to this forum. I can't take everyone's personal lives into account when making the rules for the contest. Besides, those with upstanding and executive jobs probably wouldn't be interested in a beard contest anyway.

The point is to want to shave, and to hold out as long as you can. I guess you've never seen Knocked Up.

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 06:32 AM
I almost pulled out of the contest yesterday, but I managed. :} although now I seem to be missing a part for my electric shaver, so I might just be around a little while longer. For the sake of my job I should probably shave by next weekend though. :{

See this is why I disagreed with the "no trimming/shaping" nonsense in this competition. Clearly it is biased so the only ones who truly stand a chance of winning are those who are either students or lazy bums living off their parents and not having to live in the real world of work and jobs.
What kind of bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:, pussified contest do you want to partake in?

Rantz
09-20-2010, 09:56 AM
Some people keep a trimmed/shaped beard their whole life. If it were allowed it would take the whole challenge out of the contest!

That said, I might actually have to drop out soon as I have a job interview on Wednesday >;o

missaira
09-20-2010, 10:43 AM
'older brother, restless soul lie down. lay for awhile with your ear against the earth, and you'll hear your sister sleep-talking, she says "your hair is long but not long enough to reach home to me... but your beard someday might be."'

rather fitting lyrics from my current favourite song :P

Peegee
09-20-2010, 12:38 PM
Seconded. :doublecolbert:

How long before you guys figure out how to right click show pic :aimmad:

Jiro
09-20-2010, 01:18 PM
I just left clicked on them and they showed up full sized. I know your azn ways, PG sama

~*~Celes~*~
09-20-2010, 02:13 PM
such whiners in this thread! Just grow the hair and deal~

Peegee
09-20-2010, 02:19 PM
I just left clicked on them and they showed up full sized. I know your azn ways, PG sama

GASP

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 04:38 PM
Some people keep a trimmed/shaped beard their whole life. If it were allowed it would take the whole challenge out of the contest!

That said, I might actually have to drop out soon as I have a job interview on Wednesday >;o

xD Who's going to be left? I haven't even started. :(

Ace Protorney
09-20-2010, 04:46 PM
I'm still playing. :/

Peegee
09-20-2010, 04:46 PM
Some people keep a trimmed/shaped beard their whole life. If it were allowed it would take the whole challenge out of the contest!

That said, I might actually have to drop out soon as I have a job interview on Wednesday >;o

xD Who's going to be left? I haven't even started. :(

I expect dakota, me and prootwoot will be the last one. Nobody will care (cuz none of us can grow a beard) and Shorty will be so unmotivated she'll end the contest early.

Then I can finally shave my 'stache and keep the rest. God I want to shave.

Ace Protorney
09-20-2010, 04:55 PM
I expect dakota, me and prootwoot will be the last one. Nobody will care (cuz none of us can grow a beard) and Shorty will be so unmotivated she'll end the contest early

I'm offended that you think that I can't grow facial hair (or a beard).

Rantz
09-20-2010, 05:02 PM
I... I failed. ;-; Trimmed, shaped AND shaved the sides.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/lostthegame.jpg