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Peegee
09-04-2010, 05:17 AM
http://i51.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/33otun4.jpg

Now you do one.

Raistlin
09-04-2010, 05:37 AM
Clo: I want to trololololo people, though I imagine that is not the correct verb for that

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 05:48 AM
Clograb can trololololo me anytime.

EDIT:
Julian says:
Quick, say something funny so I can post on EoFF!
Eric says:
Uhh
Umm
I got nothin
D:

Unbreakable Will
09-04-2010, 11:20 AM
from Eric:

I've heard the same but not of the bugs. I don't think she takes very good care of it though so that could be a major factor.

rubah
09-04-2010, 04:42 PM
piecharthosen (Peegies)
i'll call north america and you can have west america

Shorty
09-06-2010, 10:56 PM
Huxley says:
Moonflower
WHAT IF
Women needed semen to live

Rye
09-06-2010, 11:42 PM
Oh god, he's talked to me about that one before. XD

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2010, 12:27 AM
What the fuck, Hux? Continue...

Shorty
09-07-2010, 12:31 AM
He continued to say foul things that aren't appropriate to publicly post. I was so ashamed that I had to block him.

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2010, 01:13 AM
D: But I want to know! PM me.

Clo
09-07-2010, 01:24 AM
Clo: I want to trololololo people, though I imagine that is not the correct verb for that

I need to be more worried about the fact you apparently log your AIMs.

Raistlin
09-07-2010, 01:54 AM
I don't know what you're talking about.

Peegee
09-07-2010, 03:29 AM
He continued to say foul things that aren't appropriate to publicly post. I was so ashamed that I had to block him.

Were you ashamed because he was right?

Shorty
09-07-2010, 04:36 AM
No, I felt violated. And no, he wasn't right. ugh. >:O

Peegee
09-07-2010, 05:04 AM
No, I felt violated. And no, he wasn't right. ugh. >:O

You're probably just jealous you didn't think of it first.

Unbreakable Will
09-07-2010, 06:36 AM
Hux was totally right. As he usually is :holmes:

Raistlin
09-07-2010, 06:47 AM
Clo: Hey, what are people around for anyway? :D
Clo: To be enjooooyed.
Clo: In maaaany waaays.

Clo
09-07-2010, 12:34 PM
There could be a book put out about things I say that sound terrible out of context.

Pheesh
09-07-2010, 12:52 PM
I, for one, would illegally download that book.

Shorty
09-07-2010, 02:42 PM
I would download this book as well.

Huxley says:
GOD DAMN SWEDES

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2010, 06:06 PM
Clo: Hey, what are people around for anyway? :D
Clo: To be enjooooyed.
Clo: In maaaany waaays.

Oh, Clo, you so crazy.

Pheesh
09-07-2010, 08:07 PM
I would download this book as well.

I would seed for a moderate length of time.

Peegee
09-07-2010, 08:09 PM
I would download this book as well.

I would seed for a moderate length of time.

it's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.

Pheesh
09-07-2010, 08:18 PM
I would download this book as well.

I would seed for a moderate length of time.

it's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.

Bow to my ratio :cool:

Peegee
09-07-2010, 09:06 PM
I would download this book as well.

I would seed for a moderate length of time.

it's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.

Bow to my ratio :cool:

asl?

Pheesh
09-07-2010, 09:13 PM
I would download this book as well.

I would seed for a moderate length of time.

it's an e-book. You could see it for 10 MB and would have done more for the planet than recycling ever could.

Bow to my ratio :cool:

asl?

13/F/Cal

Don't tell my parents I'm using the computer, heehee.

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2010, 09:23 PM
Threesome?

Rantz
09-07-2010, 09:23 PM
Shorty: Participate in the quotes thread!

She asked for it, so...

Shorty: escque-tu regarder
Rantzien: xD
Shorty: regarde, actually, I think.
Shorty: n_n'
Rantzien: I think it's more like "qu'est-ce que tu"?
Shorty: xD
Shorty: listen, lovebear
Shorty: it has been six years since I've been in french
Shorty: so hush up xD
Rantzien: it's been uh
Shorty: GET OUT
Rantzien: 7 years for me? xD
Shorty: shush xD

Shorty
09-07-2010, 09:30 PM
>:O

Peegee
09-07-2010, 09:56 PM
Threesome?

pics?

NorthernChaosGod
09-09-2010, 03:25 AM
Eric says:
D: I'm a fag too

EDIT: And later
Eric says:
I'm talking about the use of my invention
the Sextometer 3000

G13
09-09-2010, 04:24 AM
Julian says:
xD
Who doesn't know what sexting is?
Eric says:
I know, right?
Julian says:
I just jumped right in the first time
Eric says:
same here
I actually thought I invented it for a while
Julian says:
I guess we men just have better imaginations
Lolol
That's what you meant
xD
Eric says:
cause I had no idea it was a real thing
haha
yeah
I still tell people I did
Julian says:
Awesome
Eric says:
"You own your own multi-million dollar company? Well I invented sexting!"
Julian says:
"I INVENTED SEXTING"
"You owe me money for getting your rocks off"

Shorty
09-09-2010, 05:09 AM
* eternal_essence shakes fist in shorty's general direction
* Shorty jumps and beats
Fufu> somebody's serious
Fufu> oh rofl
Fufu> FIGHT
Shorty> xD
eternal_essence> You stay out of this trout girl
Fufu> ;-;

rubah
09-10-2010, 02:21 AM
priscellie

Well, I have some bones in my freezer, so I can make a stock. (And people wonder how I go through roommates so fast.)

Raistlin
09-10-2010, 02:26 AM
Jojo: I am high in court yaay

Jojo (a couple of texts later): Me too! Lawyers should always represent in court. Represennntz brotha. While high

Madame Adequate
09-10-2010, 02:48 AM
Rye
I love that song

Rye
09-10-2010, 03:02 AM
Huxley says (10:01 PM):
You live in my buttcrack :3

Marshall Banana
09-10-2010, 03:09 AM
Moving the goalpost is the popsicle fallacy of shifting the requirements for proof in order to maintain a position.


I'm not sure which popsicle fallacy this falls under. Probably several.


Calling out Brian Carper on a popsicle fallacy is a popsicle fallacy.


strawberry man is a popsicle fallacy. And that's a blatant one.

Shorty
09-10-2010, 03:11 AM
bahaha xD

Rye
09-10-2010, 03:16 AM
Moving the goalpost is the popsicle fallacy of shifting the requirements for proof in order to maintain a position.


I'm not sure which popsicle fallacy this falls under. Probably several.


Calling out Brian Carper on a popsicle fallacy is a popsicle fallacy.


strawberry man is a popsicle fallacy. And that's a blatant one.

Post of the Year.

Raistlin
09-10-2010, 03:22 AM
Calling out Brian Carper on a popsicle fallacy is a popsicle fallacy.

Ahaha, where did you find that one?

EDIT: Hey now, that was a Kishi quote! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/1988544-post70.html)

Bunny
09-10-2010, 03:40 AM
Is it called a popsicle fallacy because it tastes good?

Otis_Glicker
09-10-2010, 07:30 AM
Me: Haha I think the only thing I could do is feel jealous. Nothing feels better than a nice good crack.

~*~Celes~*~
09-10-2010, 08:31 AM
Me: I heard a weird dong on the computer.

razorrozar7
09-11-2010, 03:30 AM
If you want you can join fujibutt and mines fish party!

I don't even WANT to know what a fish party is.

Raistlin
09-11-2010, 04:05 AM
Clo: Okay, one of my friends on Facebook just "liked" "throwing bricks at sluts"

Clo: For a grand combo of enjoying not being pregnant or on fire.
Clo: because being pregnant and on fire really sucks.

Clo: Today I was banging my head on a wall and eating paint chips

You guys are right; these should totally be a book.

Shorty
09-11-2010, 04:25 AM
If you want you can join fujibutt and mines fish party!

I don't even WANT to know what a fish party is.

It's a special secret party that we are a part of and YOU AREN'T INVITED.

ps you totally stalked my usernotes

Clo
09-11-2010, 06:24 AM
Clo: Okay, one of my friends on Facebook just "liked" "throwing bricks at sluts"

Clo: For a grand combo of enjoying not being pregnant or on fire.
Clo: because being pregnant and on fire really sucks.

Clo: Today I was banging my head on a wall and eating paint chips

You guys are right; these should totally be a book.

I swear to god there was a decent context for these quotes. I think. I need to start saving my conversations with people to prove I'm not the only one eating paint chips and then conversing.

Shorty
09-11-2010, 06:27 AM
It's called out of context for a reason, silly xD

Clo
09-11-2010, 06:35 AM
I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else. :(

Shorty
09-11-2010, 06:47 AM
This is why this thread seemed to fail in the first couple of days. :( damn it, people, save your chat logs.

edit:
WildRaubtier> imaginary rape of a baby seal

Rantz
09-11-2010, 12:50 PM
scrumpleberry: caww!
scrumpleberry: caw!
scrumpleberry: cawwww!
Rantzien: Putchaw! Putchaw!
scrumpleberry: pyew pyew pyew banga bang bang
Rantzien: ding dong
scrumpleberry: ringalingling
Rantzien: how are you friend
scrumpleberry signed off

NorthernChaosGod
09-11-2010, 04:17 PM
I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else. :(

:( You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.

Marshall Banana
09-11-2010, 07:14 PM
scrumpleberry: caww!
scrumpleberry: caw!
scrumpleberry: cawwww!
Rantzien: Putchaw! Putchaw!
scrumpleberry: pyew pyew pyew banga bang bang
Rantzien: ding dong
scrumpleberry: ringalingling
Rantzien: how are you friend
scrumpleberry signed off
Rantzien x scrumpleberry.

Clo
09-11-2010, 07:24 PM
I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else. :(

:( You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.

I should have. :( I'm sure some of those would have sounded terrible.

Raistlin
09-11-2010, 11:41 PM
:( You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.

Booze drinking... oh man, that reminds me, I have TEXTS.

Clo: I am a female. Wait. What I'm saying may be incorrect.

Clo: He's... White. Not good. Walks a lot. Too skinny.

Clo: Are you aroused any jesus incest mr sober?

Dignified Pauper
09-12-2010, 12:34 AM
I did masturbate, but only before the second plane hit so I don't feel bad about it.

Raistlin
09-12-2010, 01:16 AM
Hahaha, though that one is not any better in context...

Dignified Pauper
09-12-2010, 01:18 AM
It's great no matter what the context.

NorthernChaosGod
09-12-2010, 03:51 AM
Clo: Are you aroused any jesus incest mr sober?

xD

Jiro
09-13-2010, 09:40 AM
I am very streaky.

Peegee
09-13-2010, 02:47 PM
Raistlin seems like a fun guy to chat with. Unfortunately I would probably drive him crazy within 2 minutes.

Shorty
09-18-2010, 09:30 PM
Daniel: I'm as right as often as you are short.

Loony BoB
09-19-2010, 12:24 AM
xD it is true though.

Rantz
09-19-2010, 01:15 AM
00:51:28 <@Loony_BoB> i don't get that
00:51:32 <@Loony_BoB> oh right
00:51:37 <@Loony_BoB> so much backspacing
00:51:39 <@Loony_BoB> but none then!
00:51:41 <@Loony_BoB> woah
00:51:42 <@Loony_BoB> great
00:51:50 <@Rantzien> woahawheewa
00:51:57 <@Loony_BoB> I was going to type wow
00:52:02 <@Loony_BoB> but then I typed woa
00:52:04 <@Loony_BoB> but my quick mind
00:52:05 <@Loony_BoB> oh man
00:52:07 <@Loony_BoB> so quick
00:52:15 <@Loony_BoB> I realise how to adapt to the situation
00:52:16 <@Loony_BoB> h
00:52:18 <@Loony_BoB> it was all h
00:52:19 <@Loony_BoB> woah
00:52:21 <@Loony_BoB> brilliant
00:52:25 <@Loony_BoB> so smooooooooth i am
00:52:35 <@Loony_BoB> like a ... like a... like a shaved face
00:52:39 <@Loony_BoB> a good shaved face
00:52:41 <@Loony_BoB> mach 4

TheGlassesGirl
09-19-2010, 01:16 AM
One of my friends: I hate it when I'm not wearing pants and mosquitoes start to bite me.

Raistlin
09-19-2010, 01:17 AM
The whole point of quotes out of context threads are ruined if you explain the context.

Rye
09-19-2010, 01:20 AM
00:51:28 <@Loony_BoB> i don't get that
00:51:32 <@Loony_BoB> oh right
00:51:37 <@Loony_BoB> so much backspacing
00:51:39 <@Loony_BoB> but none then!
00:51:41 <@Loony_BoB> woah
00:51:42 <@Loony_BoB> great
00:51:50 <@Rantzien> woahawheewa
00:51:57 <@Loony_BoB> I was going to type wow
00:52:02 <@Loony_BoB> but then I typed woa
00:52:04 <@Loony_BoB> but my quick mind
00:52:05 <@Loony_BoB> oh man
00:52:07 <@Loony_BoB> so quick
00:52:15 <@Loony_BoB> I realise how to adapt to the situation
00:52:16 <@Loony_BoB> h
00:52:18 <@Loony_BoB> it was all h
00:52:19 <@Loony_BoB> woah
00:52:21 <@Loony_BoB> brilliant
00:52:25 <@Loony_BoB> so smooooooooth i am
00:52:35 <@Loony_BoB> like a ... like a... like a shaved face
00:52:39 <@Loony_BoB> a good shaved face
00:52:41 <@Loony_BoB> mach 4

:lol:

Also:

Huxley: THIS GIRL LOOOOOVES BUTT, GUYS!!!

TheGlassesGirl
09-19-2010, 01:27 AM
The whole point of quotes out of context threads are ruined if you explain the context.

Happy?

Raistlin
09-19-2010, 01:32 AM
No.

But I am satisfied.

TheGlassesGirl
09-19-2010, 01:36 AM
Well, good enough then.

Raistlin
09-19-2010, 05:22 AM
Clo: Well, people demand my cock.

Clo
09-19-2010, 05:23 AM
Goddammit, Wes, I just said that a minute ago! I question your motive for talking to me now.

Pheesh
09-19-2010, 06:26 AM
There's actually a live streaming blog of your conversations. We thought you knew.

Shorty
09-19-2010, 07:08 AM
Way to go and RUIN IT. She'll stop having conversations with Raistlin at the expense of him quoting her in this thread now.

Pheesh
09-19-2010, 07:18 AM
Don't worry. It's not like I told her about clocam.com or anything.

...Fuuuuuuu-

Raistlin
09-19-2010, 07:45 AM
Don't worry, she cannot resist me.

Clo
09-19-2010, 04:20 PM
Is this like... the Truman Show? :onoes: Was anything real?!

NorthernChaosGod
09-19-2010, 04:27 PM
xD Wes only talks to Clo to get quotes.

Shorty
09-20-2010, 03:18 AM
Kuja> Roogle, not to be awkward but you are handsome

Peegee
09-20-2010, 03:08 PM
clo does good OOC quotes? Time to stalk!

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 04:40 PM
clo does good OOC quotes? Time to stalk!

Back off, AZN. :colbert:

Peegee
09-20-2010, 07:45 PM
clo does good OOC quotes? Time to stalk!

Back off, AZN. :colbert:

fine..time to....stalk!

Clo
09-20-2010, 08:17 PM
:(

Pheesh
09-20-2010, 08:25 PM
This site makes me so glad I was born a man.

Miriel
09-20-2010, 08:30 PM
Del Murder: The smurfing tilde, it's smurfing important! The tilde, the smurfing tilde!

Peegee
09-20-2010, 08:56 PM
:(

sup

TheGlassesGirl
09-21-2010, 01:14 AM
This website is not woman friendly. D:

Clo
09-21-2010, 02:18 AM
This website is not woman friendly. D:

It isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.

leader of mortals
09-21-2010, 02:57 AM
Don't worry Naomi and Clo, I'll protect you :colbert:

Naomi: "I'm sure it's legal somehow"

The context of this is pretty good too, if y'all want to know it.

Shorty
09-21-2010, 03:18 AM
It isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.

Guys, fight fire with fire. Lure them into a trap!

Freya
09-21-2010, 04:14 AM
Yar via text:
"Cops r coming I'm in the closet hiding shh"
"Pillow in here nini"

Even in context that cracked me up.

Jiro
09-21-2010, 04:23 AM
This website is not woman friendly. D:

I would argue it's too woman friendly.

Peegee
09-21-2010, 05:18 AM
(12:17:16 AM) Jiro: I am the very best like no one every was desu desu I caught them passed my real test
http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2pu0tio.jpg

Rantz
09-21-2010, 08:24 PM
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/livertransplantation.png

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 04:40 AM
This website is not woman friendly. D:

It isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.
I can take it.


Don't worry Naomi and Clo, I'll protect you :colbert:

Naomi: "I'm sure it's legal somehow"

The context of this is pretty good too, if y'all want to know it.
I do!

Jiro
09-22-2010, 07:17 AM
This website is not woman friendly. D:

It isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.
I can take it.


He's not smurfing kidding either.

missaira
09-22-2010, 07:28 AM
here's a few classics from my office:

- can we feed the elephants to the people?
- i did it with a turkey baster last night
- snakes don't live in the ocean!
- the smoon's miling at us
- how do dogs understand asians?

Peegee
09-22-2010, 12:28 PM
How do dogs understand asians - this must be asking how dogs understand commands spoken in foreign languages [that are not english]

thatsracist.mp3

missaira
09-23-2010, 09:50 AM
she genuinely thought all dogs think in english.

NorthernChaosGod
09-23-2010, 04:34 PM
she genuinely thought all dogs think in english.

I like your friend, she cute?

Peegee
09-23-2010, 04:36 PM
she genuinely thought all dogs think in english.

....she sounds like a keeper

Raistlin
09-24-2010, 03:08 AM
Clo (quoting herself from an offline convo in her apartment): "Guys, I made up a new drinking game! First we're going to get pregnant, and then we're gonna get abortions!"

NorthernChaosGod
09-24-2010, 04:52 AM
Clo! xD I wanna drink with you.

Pheesh
09-24-2010, 10:29 AM
Clo (quoting herself from an offline convo in her apartment): "Guys, I made up a new drinking game! First we're going to get pregnant, and then we're gonna get abortions!"

I guess it's okay, but when do you drink :/

leader of mortals
09-24-2010, 11:27 AM
Don't worry Naomi and Clo, I'll protect you :colbert:

Naomi: "I'm sure it's legal somehow"

The context of this is pretty good too, if y'all want to know it.
I do!

I had added Jiro on Facebook and I was telling Naomi how sexy and awesome he is, and she said "Well why don't you marry him!?", and I said "We live too far away D:" and she said "Marry over the internet, I'm sure it's legal somehow"

But Jiro is like REALLY sexy.

missaira
09-24-2010, 12:45 PM
Don't worry Naomi and Clo, I'll protect you :colbert:

Naomi: "I'm sure it's legal somehow"

The context of this is pretty good too, if y'all want to know it.
I do!

I had added Jiro on Facebook and I was telling Naomi how sexy and awesome he is, and she said "Well why don't you marry him!?", and I said "We live too far away D:" and she said "Marry over the internet, I'm sure it's legal somehow"

But Jiro is like REALLY sexy.

seconded. you guys have no idea how much so.

Peegee
09-24-2010, 03:24 PM
Clo (quoting herself from an offline convo in her apartment): "Guys, I made up a new drinking game! First we're going to get pregnant, and then we're gonna get abortions!"

I guess it's okay, but when do you drink :/

For every drink you drink you have to drink 2 drinks. If you have not drank anything yet, you have to drink.

NorthernChaosGod
09-24-2010, 09:34 PM
Clo (quoting herself from an offline convo in her apartment): "Guys, I made up a new drinking game! First we're going to get pregnant, and then we're gonna get abortions!"

I guess it's okay, but when do you drink :/

For every drink you drink you have to drink 2 drinks. If you have not drank anything yet, you have to drink.
Sounds like a fucking plan.

TheGlassesGirl
09-25-2010, 12:27 AM
This website is not woman friendly. D:

It isn't! Girl, we need to go buy ourselves some pepper spray.

That sounds AWESOME.

Rantz
09-25-2010, 09:31 PM
and so they tried to film me not being able to sit up straight.
but I was so good and sat up so straight and well n_n
so they had to put a rubber duck under my ass to make me sort of fall all over the place D:

Shorty
09-25-2010, 09:32 PM
THAT WAS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION

Raistlin
09-25-2010, 10:10 PM
and so they tried to film me not being able to sit up straight.
but I was so good and sat up so straight and well n_n
so they had to put a rubber duck under my ass to make me sort of fall all over the place D:

what

Shorty
09-25-2010, 10:11 PM
It's not what you think. Really.

NorthernChaosGod
09-26-2010, 04:05 AM
Tell the story, I'm curious.

Shorty
09-26-2010, 04:20 AM
I was explaining about a baby movie I was in, and Rantz took it OOC to make it sound like I was in a porno instead. >:O

G13
09-26-2010, 04:21 AM
This isn't story time this is OOC time! Get with the program people! :nonono:

Shorty
09-26-2010, 04:24 AM
He asked for a story, I gave him a story!

Huxley is harassing me with his drunken belligerence.


MOONFLOWEr
GETMN VONLINE RUIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT WOPMAN

Peegee
09-28-2010, 03:46 PM
I was explaining about a baby movie I was in, and Rantz took it OOC to make it sound like I was in a porno instead. >:O

You were in a porno? Tell me which one it is so I can avoid it. BUT DON'T TELL ME WHICH ONES WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

update!

http://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2mott86.jpg

Peegee
10-03-2010, 04:17 PM
http://i51.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/anes20.jpg

Rantz
10-03-2010, 05:20 PM
Levian: now I know what we're doing when we eventually meet up
Rantzien: haha xD
Levian: we are going to bead while we watch desperate housewives!
Rantzien: it'll be totally manly!
Levian: we could probably make it even gayer if we light scented candles

Raistlin
10-04-2010, 05:41 AM
Me: Why do you use eyebleach for lube? :confused:

Alive-Cat
10-04-2010, 06:07 PM
All I want is to love you, Alive-Man. It's all I dream, all I long for. I would walk five hundred miles for you, just like that song we love. You know it's true. Oh, Alive-Man. Vous êtes un diamant à l'état brut. Vous êtes la mère de mes enfants. Je vous suivrai jusqu'à la fin. Ne jamais avoir peur de moi, car je suis votre sauveur. I will go now, but just remember that even if you choose not to be with me, I will be here for you. Always. asl op :D

This quote isn't really out of context but I thought I oughta get it out there anyways.

Peegee
10-05-2010, 04:54 PM
http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2wm1an4.jpg

blackmage_nuke
10-06-2010, 08:18 AM
On this very forum:

Title: Let's do it forever
Post: My children...

Pimps should not be parents

Alive-Cat
10-06-2010, 08:49 AM
SEX On this very forBUM:

Freya
10-06-2010, 09:24 AM
GXIII: That's not far off from prostitution.

Iceglow
10-06-2010, 09:54 AM
if you do the back of my neck I become a pussy cat lol quite literally

later in same convo:



//Baloki: You filled the bowl?
Steve: dude I think I filled the pipe and the bowl

TheGlassesGirl
10-07-2010, 12:35 AM
I'm calling my own bluff before Lom does:

Contact your doctor if you experience headaches, concussions, or super herpes.

Shorty
10-07-2010, 03:09 AM
Sagensyg: SPARE ME I HAVE CHICKEN

TheGlassesGirl
10-08-2010, 12:38 AM
Sagensyg: SPARE ME I HAVE CHICKEN

That sounds pretty self explanatory, actually.

Peegee
10-08-2010, 05:07 AM
Sagensyg: SPARE ME I HAVE CHICKEN

That sounds pretty self explanatory, actually.

it's funny cuz canada.

rubah
10-09-2010, 02:11 AM
Peegies: 2 equals 3...

TheGlassesGirl
10-10-2010, 12:52 AM
Sagensyg: SPARE ME I HAVE CHICKEN

That sounds pretty self explanatory, actually.

it's funny cuz canada.

oh i see.

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLLROFL.

Peegee
10-11-2010, 03:40 PM
Peegies: 2 equals 3...

Rubah: can you show me how to do it?

Peegee
10-12-2010, 01:30 AM
<a href="http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/33fb7gw.jpg">has naughty words warning</a>

Shorty
10-12-2010, 04:15 AM
Shorty> No, no NUDITY
Lawr> Too late
Lawr> There's a boob on the floor

Peegee
10-12-2010, 04:17 AM
Shorty> No, no NUDITY
Lawr> Too late
Lawr> There's a boob on the floor

I thought you said you were a nudist? Now I'm confused

Shorty
10-12-2010, 04:18 AM
What makes you think it's my own nudity I'm referring to?

Peegee
10-12-2010, 04:17 PM
What makes you think it's my own nudity I'm referring to?

in ooc threads we make up our own context. Like for example you were talking about your nudity and how you were a leper.

NorthernChaosGod
10-12-2010, 09:20 PM
Some of us like having the stick in our mud.

Raistlin
10-13-2010, 05:37 AM
Clo: But I saw his hair, and mm... that man is all the wrong kinds of Jew

Peegee
10-20-2010, 05:35 AM
damnit allies.

TheGlassesGirl
10-23-2010, 02:56 AM
"I heard in the hallway today, 'Hail White Jesus!'"

NorthernChaosGod
10-24-2010, 02:28 AM
Eric says (6:20 PM)
yeah
looks like I'm about to go down on you

TheGlassesGirl
10-24-2010, 09:24 PM
"What can I say to a penis sweater?" -legend of mortals.

rubah
11-21-2010, 10:03 PM
Yeah, it makes me glad that my daughter prefers animals.

Madame Adequate
11-26-2010, 12:58 AM
my boobs are hard, plastic, and tiny

Peegee
11-26-2010, 01:06 AM
my boobs are hard, plastic, and tiny

wtf that's so a typo

Rebellious Eagle
11-26-2010, 01:06 AM
Dear Lily,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and your cucumber fetishism is weird. Best of luck on the sex change, Steph.

Raistlin
11-26-2010, 01:47 AM
An important message:

Clo: so, fuck you, religion and chocobos.

NorthernChaosGod
11-27-2010, 03:52 AM
An important message:

Clo: so, smurf you, religion and chocobos.

Chocobos?! You're a monster, Clo. :mad2:

Old Manus
12-02-2010, 12:17 AM
I feel special knowing that Rantzien and Levian communicate in English

NeoCracker
12-02-2010, 03:53 AM
Me to a Coworker: "That might make it kind of hard to get your pants off."

G13
12-04-2010, 11:28 AM
Freya: "But then I thought about your package."

Pheesh
12-04-2010, 11:53 AM
"I'll never be able to watch cat dog again...or listen to Tom Jones."

Clo
12-05-2010, 05:20 PM
An important message:

Clo: so, smurf you, religion and chocobos.


... When did I say that?!

Raistlin
12-05-2010, 05:57 PM
Out of context, Crystal! But I will say that you were telling me stories about two concussions you'd had, one caused by religion and the other caused by chocobos.

Clo
12-05-2010, 09:08 PM
Oh yeah...

... I probably would have remembered that if I hadn't received those two concussions.

NorthernChaosGod
12-05-2010, 09:13 PM
I want to hear the story about the concussion by chocobo.

Clo
12-05-2010, 09:37 PM
When I was 9 or some age like that, my little brother and I were racing bikes down a hill, pretending our bikes were chocobos. He stopped his bike at the bottom of the hill right in front of me and I ran into his bike, flying head over heels over my handlebars and landing right on the top of my head on the blacktop, cracking my helmet in two neat pieces.

NorthernChaosGod
12-06-2010, 06:03 PM
Holy fucking :bou::bou::bou::bou:. That's brutal.

Peegee
12-06-2010, 07:02 PM
OMG Clo did you die?

Said by a client yesterday

"It's grabbing my bing (http://www.bing.com/)!"

Shorty
12-07-2010, 12:34 AM
Rantzien: You think anyone dares attack a 6'5" Swedish lumberjack?

Raistlin
12-07-2010, 02:55 AM
Shorty: wrought iron coat racks do it for me.

Shorty
12-07-2010, 04:13 AM
It was a beautiful coat rack. :colbert:

Raistlin
12-07-2010, 06:06 PM
It wouldn't be after you covered it in lube.

Shorty
12-07-2010, 06:08 PM
I am going to kill you.

Peegee
12-07-2010, 06:34 PM
stop saging my thread

NorthernChaosGod
12-07-2010, 06:45 PM
I am going to kill you.

Kill fuck?

Peegee
12-07-2010, 06:54 PM
I am going to kill you.

Kill smurf?

I approve. But it wouldn't be murder it would be like heat of passion

Brennan
12-08-2010, 04:59 AM
(Me and my friend having a conversation with a teacher, Tyler noticed one of our other friends trying to hide his booksack)
Tyler: Stop doing that, Goddammit!
Teacher: Tyler! No swearing in my classroom!
Brennan(me): God's gonna come down, and smite you with his fiery foot of justice...!
Teacher: Thank you, Brennan.
Brennan: ...STRAIGHT UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
Other Students: O_o
Teacher: ...lol

NorthernChaosGod
12-08-2010, 05:25 AM
* Quotes out of context

Peegee
12-08-2010, 10:59 PM
PG: what kind of necklace did you want?

Shorty
12-11-2010, 08:13 PM
Wesley says:
I like sausage, too, so I couldn't complain

Raistlin
12-11-2010, 08:27 PM
Implied in that statement is that Sarah had just been discussing how much she loves sausage.

Pheesh
12-12-2010, 01:44 AM
Her masculinity isn't called into question though.

G13
12-12-2010, 01:55 AM
What part of "out of context" don't you people get!? Explanations are not necessary and are, in fact, frowned upon. :colbert:

NorthernChaosGod
12-13-2010, 06:44 AM
What part of "out of context" don't you people get!? Explanations are not necessary and are, in fact, frowned upon. :colbert:

Raistlin
12-13-2010, 03:08 PM
I was not explaining the context. Rather I was also taking Sarah's sausage-fetish also out of context.

Hollycat
12-13-2010, 04:32 PM
the pastor at my church:
and that is why I will never go lemur fishing without my tuba

Peegee
12-13-2010, 04:54 PM
I was not explaining the context. Rather I was also taking Sarah's sausage-fetish also out of context.

Sarah and bratwurst is always contextually relevant.

あるはずのないピカチュウ
12-20-2010, 09:23 AM
"MY BROTHER IS GAY FOR GOAT SEX"

It is out of context because I forget to mention how he also cross dresses.

Rase
12-21-2010, 08:46 PM
The bag/racist part was especially good.

Brennan
12-23-2010, 05:36 AM
Friend: "You sent us a link of Simba gettin' his freak on?"

Friend: "Disney-porn, anyone?"

Me: "HAHA, smurf NO, GTFO BEFORE I'M DISTURBED BY HORRIBLE BAMBI PENIS"

Friend: "She's kinky like that;)"

Friend: "Well Im off to drink vodka with elves and hunt robot zombie unicorns with Tommy Lee. We'll finish this later(:
Salutations you all"

Me: "I'm off to help Super Mario cope with his addiction to shrooms, and to tell him that if the Princess didn't have sex with him the first time he saved her, she probably isn't gonna do it the 375th time. And I'm gonna be doin...g this without a degree in Psycology, and I'll probably mess him up worse than anything, but it's all for the :bou::bou::bou::bou:s n giggles, so yeah, have fun drinking and hunting, but as far as Mario knows, I'm gonna be jumping on airships, smashing goombas, kicking turtle shells, and riding an ancient extinct fucking dinosaur named Yoshi that'll run off a cliff if he's touched by a goomba.
I'll also grow taller or shorter depending on whether I eat a shroom, or am touched by something."

Friend: "CARROT TOP OH HOW I LOVE THEE"

Me: "Mah lost Uncle Steve from Blues Clues?"

Friend: "DAMN IT, I BROKE MY BARNEY VASE"

Me: "DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOON"

Me: " Carrot Top?
January 3, 2011 is gonna be your unlucky day!"

Friend: "C'mon! You know me! I'm cheap!"

Me: "I'm gonna start laughing hysterically at you, and I hope you don't find me and kill me before I can gather myself enough to gtfo of the way of the automatic rocket launcher you're gonna pull out of your sock."

Me: "And btw, pics or it didn't happen"

Friend: "Prasad feels uncomfortable when I fidget uncontrollably in my chair."

Me: "BTW, WE'RE DOING THIS VIA COPY/PASTE, BIYATCH"

Friend: "Brennan, you bitch!"

Me: "COPY/PASTE = GOD'S WAY OF LULZ"

Me: "SHE WON'T KILL U, JUST HOLD UP A MIRROR"

Me: "and I love the way how you called my curls lucious
Jealous, are we?
Totally jealous
I swish the carrots on my head back an forth"

Me: "why do I have the feeling that I'm gonna be murdered in my sleep?"

Friend: "Look, nine-year-old with no fashion sense and dreds, shutup!"
Me: "Nine year old? I'm OLDER THAN YOU, BISH"

Me: "Kk, time to maul Mo-Carrots with overused internet memes!!!"

All different conversations, sadly, I have entertaining friends.

G13
12-28-2010, 11:31 AM
Pontus says:
eric you have much to learn
about cat's tongues

Shorty
12-28-2010, 11:55 AM
Guardian XIII:
have fun when you're trapped in a cave with david hasselhoff

NorthernChaosGod
12-28-2010, 11:32 PM
Pontus says:
eric you have much to learn
about cat's tongues

:confused:

Peegee
12-30-2010, 08:09 PM
I make extra for DP

Caboose
12-30-2010, 09:10 PM
Ok so quotes out of context. So 2 other friends and I were in the pub for new years eve 2009 (1 year ago) and we decided to come up with phrases for one another so the funniest line anyone said that night became their phrase for the year. I was explaining to one of my friends about the mosquito scene in Evolution and I said "There is always time for Lubricant!". So I was stuck with that phrase for a year. Saying it out of context to middle-aged women does not go down well.

Yeargdribble
12-30-2010, 09:13 PM
I saw the post in my sig in one of my threads and thought it was instant gold. Lucky me, there's a thread about this sort of thing.

Peegee
12-30-2010, 10:11 PM
Ok so quotes out of context. So 2 other friends and I were in the pub for new years eve 2009 (1 year ago) and we decided to come up with phrases for one another so the funniest line anyone said that night became their phrase for the year. I was explaining to one of my friends about the mosquito scene in Evolution and I said "There is always time for Lubricant!". So I was stuck with that phrase for a year. Saying it out of context to middle-aged women does not go down well.

OOC means no context wtf

TheGlassesGirl
12-31-2010, 06:03 AM
I BET THERE'S NOTHING AND YOUR MAKING ME GUESS STUPID :bou::bou::bou::bou:.
OR YOU HAVE PIZZA ROLLS.

Shorty
01-02-2011, 10:12 AM
Guardian XIII says:
I prefer smut

G13
01-02-2011, 10:20 AM
It's true. ;)

Carl the Llama
01-02-2011, 06:04 PM
Clo! xD I wanna drink with you.

When I first read that I thought it said "Clo! xD I wanna drink you." lol


ahahaha, we just figured out how to make Smitten Kitten give Loony Bob a blowjob =x


haha, you never know how hard they'll be!


but i wanted to play with you


yeah I figured I was going to get eoff raped either way

might as well lube up and join in the rape and get some enjoyment out of it

that was me raping myself


YOU SHOULD TOSS A MEATBALL FILLED WITH SLEEPING PILLS AT IT

I had my face all up and close and then I nearly :bou::bou::bou::bou: myself


I asked what the meaning of life was and it said death, so I asked the meaning of death and it said life, then I asked what was the meaning of life and death and it said cookies and cake lol

NorthernChaosGod
01-02-2011, 10:50 PM
Clo! xD I wanna drink with you.

When I first read that I thought it said "Clo! xD I wanna drink you." lol

That sounds like a good time too.

Raistlin
01-02-2011, 11:35 PM
Clo: The fact of the matter is, you seek out a clit, and you find a neckbone or something BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT STUPID

G13
01-02-2011, 11:36 PM
YOU SHOULD TOSS A MEATBALL FILLED WITH SLEEPING PILLS AT IT

I had my face all up and close and then I nearly :bou::bou::bou::bou: myself

Dude, that first one was so long ago. How did you remember that? xD

NorthernChaosGod
01-03-2011, 03:15 AM
Clo: The fact of the matter is, you seek out a clit, and you find a neckbone or something BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT STUPID

I like this one.

Carl the Llama
01-03-2011, 06:19 AM
Dude, that first one was so long ago. How did you remember that? xD

lol it was easy, I have over 2 years of chat logs, I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could easily have 10x the amount I posted lol.

Edit: Didnt feel right not posting a quote so I had a look and found this:

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/3350/111jx.jpg

Not really out of context but amusing none the less lol.

NorthernChaosGod
01-03-2011, 08:01 AM
Jesus. Who pisses feet? :confused:

Pheesh
01-03-2011, 08:49 AM
:shifty:

G13
01-04-2011, 04:33 AM
<eternal_essence> I too have to shower, my mouth tastes like balls.
<eternal_essence> Those damn kids.

Shorty
01-04-2011, 04:58 AM
INAPPROPRIATE

Hollycat
01-05-2011, 09:50 PM
who has how many quotes in this thread, and here are some quotes that may already be on this thread I dont know, I thought they were funny though.

qwertysuar-Ann Coulter. She needs to go play in traffic
Alive Man- There is nothing Cactuar can't do!
Bunny- Is it too early to vote for lamest thread?
old manus- I got one!
Instead of double posting, be an admin
mirage- No offense, but you're the most retarded person I've ever encountered.

Iceglow
01-07-2011, 12:41 AM
yeah I figured I was going to get eoff raped either way

might as well lube up and join in the rape and get some enjoyment out of it

that was me raping myself


Ok Guessing I said the first parts about EOFF Rape and lubing up after my birthday and the self rape comment. The last one though, definitely me, definitely would've said it but holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: dude I don't remember the convo and I definitely don't remember the context but it's making me die of laughter here!

Loony BoB
01-07-2011, 01:33 PM
Guys, please be careful with what you post. I know it's not you that's said the quote, but if it's you that's typing it into a post on the forums then you are the one responsible for it. I've edited that last one that Iceglow was referring to out. :)

Peegee
01-07-2011, 03:51 PM
"Sheffie can probably beat me up..." on [sheffie]'s status.

Hollycat
01-07-2011, 06:00 PM
my friend:
oops, sorry, I thought you were my dad

Carl the Llama
01-09-2011, 11:29 AM
Guys, please be careful with what you post. I know it's not you that's said the quote, but if it's you that's typing it into a post on the forums then you are the one responsible for it. I've edited that last one that Iceglow was referring to out. :)

Before I posted that I asked Rye if it was ok for me to post it here, she said it was fine.

sharkythesharkdogg
01-09-2011, 04:16 PM
Not out of context, but funny.

My dad last weekend when we were out early:
"We can't go to Dunkin' Donuts for breakfast. They aren't open for breakfast."
:confused:

Peegee
01-25-2011, 05:51 PM
http://i55.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/iwtef4.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
01-26-2011, 02:38 AM
I like the sound of that already.

Iceglow
01-26-2011, 06:50 PM
Steve said (18:48)
you know it'd be perfect if you had a sister
we'd rule the world
brothers in arms and law
Paul? says
can't I just get a sex change?


Ok this isn't really out of context but it needed sharing.

NorthernChaosGod
01-26-2011, 10:27 PM
You guys are so homo.

Peegee
01-26-2011, 10:58 PM
Steve said (18:48)
you know it'd be perfect if you had a sister
we'd rule the world
brothers in arms and law
Paul? says
can't I just get a sex change?


Ok this isn't really out of context but it needed sharing.

We both know Paul is a heshe. How is this new?

Iceglow
01-27-2011, 08:44 AM
You guys are so homo.

Maybe but only because IF Paul were a girl, he'd probably look something like Shlup! Tell me you wouldn't if he had a sex change?

G13
01-27-2011, 01:31 PM
Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.

NorthernChaosGod
01-27-2011, 06:04 PM
You guys are so homo.

Maybe but only because IF Paul were a girl, he'd probably look something like Shlup! Tell me you wouldn't if he had a sex change?

If he looked like Shlup, I would tear that ass up.

Peegee
01-27-2011, 06:42 PM
You guys are so homo.

Maybe but only because IF Paul were a girl, he'd probably look something like Shlup! Tell me you wouldn't if he had a sex change?

If he looked like Shlup, I would tear that ass up.

He has to look just like her tho...right? Or are you cool with a reasonable facsimile on a 6x4 card?

Psychotic
01-27-2011, 07:46 PM
Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.What are you talking about, Eric? I am beautiful. Mummy says so!

NorthernChaosGod
01-28-2011, 05:15 AM
If he looked like Shlup, I would tear that ass up.

He has to look just like her tho...right? Or are you cool with a reasonable facsimile on a 6x4 card?

Just like her. :colbert:

Hollycat
01-28-2011, 04:24 PM
look at this
Posts:2,313,347Members:23,249

Peegee
01-28-2011, 04:29 PM
He has to look just like her tho...right? Or are you cool with a reasonable facsimile on a 6x4 card?

Just like her. :colbert:

I disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?

Hollycat
01-28-2011, 04:57 PM
Cid's wife:
yes sean does treat me to candelight poop dinner in fact! what a guy huh?

Iceglow
01-28-2011, 08:31 PM
Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.

I stretch nothing, nothing except yo mamma's purse because you know she can't get enough of me I'm like heroin to that girl.

NorthernChaosGod
01-28-2011, 08:52 PM
Just like her. :colbert:

I disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?
A lot.

Peegee
01-28-2011, 09:25 PM
I disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?
A lot.

1? 2? 10?

NorthernChaosGod
01-29-2011, 12:45 AM
A couple bottles.

G13
01-29-2011, 12:55 PM
Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.

I stretch nothing, nothing except yo mamma's purse because you know she can't get enough of me I'm like heroin to that girl.

That's like my first apartment you're talking about, bro.

Brennan
01-30-2011, 03:21 AM
Me: "...Does that mean you're really fertile?"
Me: "Does Luna Lovegood really make love good?"

Peegee
01-31-2011, 04:11 PM
A couple bottles.

That can be arranged. Would only cost me like 30$

NorthernChaosGod
01-31-2011, 04:26 PM
And a new liver for me.

Peegee
01-31-2011, 04:36 PM
I dunno what genetic traits you have, but clearly it's not alcohol immunity.

I'll give you 3 bottles if you drink them all the same day (within 24 hrs)

NorthernChaosGod
01-31-2011, 07:16 PM
I've put my liver through enough in my life, I need a new one if you still want me to drink like that.

Peegee
01-31-2011, 09:09 PM
I've put my liver through enough in my life, I need a new one if you still want me to drink like that.

What are you some sort of asian? DRINKk,7lul97il7y

Rantz
01-31-2011, 11:06 PM
Dude, you could work at The Library bar. You have to wear short skirts and midriff shirts, though.

Peegee
01-31-2011, 11:29 PM
Dude, you could work at The Library bar. You have to wear short skirts and midriff shirts, though.

Do it

Hollycat
02-01-2011, 12:18 AM
Who is the loser who left the toilet seat up, I had to lift it!?!?

Brennan
02-01-2011, 03:31 AM
"I want to put my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets ;)"
NOTE: I wasn't serious, OR sober when I posted this on fb

Peegee
02-01-2011, 04:11 PM
Who is the loser who left the toilet seat up, I had to lift it!?!?

what?

Rantz
02-10-2011, 07:49 PM
Porn and beans

Peegee
02-10-2011, 07:55 PM
Porn and beans

that's not out of context!

Rantz
02-10-2011, 08:08 PM
Your face is not out of context!

Edit: oh wait yes it is lolol

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/pgfaceooc.gif

NorthernChaosGod
02-11-2011, 01:50 AM
Wtf is up with his hair? o_o

Shorty
02-11-2011, 02:42 AM
Do you even need to ask? He's azn.

Peegee
02-14-2011, 05:40 PM
Wtf is up with his hair? o_o


Do you even need to ask? He's azn.

What?

Brennan
02-18-2011, 04:56 AM
Me: "I'm happier than an A.D.D. kid with glowsticks and aluminum foil!"

Friend: "So you did make her feel better?
"FEEL BETTER"
Phone sex?
PERVERT.
WHO ARE YOU?"

Rantz
02-27-2011, 09:50 PM
Shorty is just too good a source for these.


Sarah says (22:47)
I'm bust :(
Y