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leader of mortals
09-04-2010, 06:46 AM
NorthernChaosGod is now our forum's Pedobear. I have stepped down, and he has shown himself to be more than qualified for the job. I hope for him to creep you out all day, every day. Now... Lets congratulate him and bow to his presence!

qwertysaur
09-04-2010, 06:47 AM
I'll just castrate him instead. :sophia:

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 06:50 AM
/smug


I'll just castrate him instead. :sophia:

You wish.

leader of mortals
09-04-2010, 06:51 AM
I'd rather be Quina anyway XD

Edit: Actually... is there an epic avvy of Vivi?

qwertysaur
09-04-2010, 06:52 AM
/smug


I'll just castrate him instead. :sophia:

You wish.
## Castrate: NorthernChaosGod

f f freak
09-04-2010, 06:53 AM
/smug


I'll just castrate him instead. :sophia:

You wish.
## Castrate: NorthernChaosGod

Success!

NorthernChaosGod has been castrated

Congratulations! You have been crowned winner of the first ever PedoBear castration.

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 06:53 AM
## Activate: Genitals of steel

qwertysaur
09-04-2010, 06:54 AM
## Activate: Genitals of steel
Too late...

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 06:56 AM
My nuts and dong are still here, so I guess not.

qwertysaur
09-04-2010, 06:58 AM
I'd say prove it but then you would get banned. :p

f f freak
09-04-2010, 07:00 AM
I'd say prove it but then you would get banned. :p

And the fact that he could just get an image off of Google. It's so easy to find porn on there.

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 07:01 AM
Oh, if I posted my junk I'd totally make a sign for proof.

leader of mortals
09-04-2010, 07:02 AM
And he would do it, too

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 07:06 AM
I would, but I'd have to shave and get it all pretty for you.

leader of mortals
09-04-2010, 07:07 AM
Just for me?

f f freak
09-04-2010, 07:07 AM
I would, but I'd have to shave and get it all pretty for you.

Shave it into the shape of a Pedobear. Or Jesus! Or Pedobear dressed as Jesus!

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 07:09 AM
Lol. Nothing fancy, just clean. :p

Agent Proto
09-04-2010, 07:58 AM
There's really no doubt that NCG fits the pedobear title perfectly. Now about that avatar. Bongo's not cutting it. That completely ruins the image.

leader of mortals
09-04-2010, 08:10 AM
I said that, too!

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 08:19 AM
This only started because of me, too. D:

leader of mortals
09-04-2010, 08:24 AM
You must feel so special

G13
09-04-2010, 08:26 AM
Congratulations mate. You're finally getting the recognition that you so creepily deserve. :monster:

Agent Proto
09-04-2010, 08:30 AM
This only started because of me, too. D:

Actually way before you even registered.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 02:50 PM
This only started because of me, too. D:

Actually way before you even registered.
Yeah, but he only got promoted because he was able to be creepier to me than someone who is already creepy to me IRL. That's quite a feat.

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 03:16 PM
This only started because of me, too. D:

You bring out the best of me. :jess:

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 03:30 PM
This only started because of me, too. D:

You bring out the best of me. :jess:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/turkeybangersp1.gif

I just thought I'd let you know that I saw this image and thought of you. You're welcome.

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 03:34 PM
That... that just means so much. <3

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 03:35 PM
It seemed like something you would think is funny.

f f freak
09-04-2010, 03:43 PM
This only started because of me, too. D:

You bring out the best of me. :jess:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/turkeybangersp1.gif

I just thought I'd let you know that I saw this image and thought of you. You're welcome.

Wait are you saying he has such amazing sexual prowess that he can make a frozen chicken explode? Or were you thinking of him being the frozen chicken?

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 03:45 PM
This only started because of me, too. D:

You bring out the best of me. :jess:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/turkeybangersp1.gif

I just thought I'd let you know that I saw this image and thought of you. You're welcome.

Wait are you saying he has such amazing sexual prowess that he can make a frozen chicken explode? Or were you thinking of him being the frozen chicken?
Now that you mention it, he might be the chicken.

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 03:46 PM
We all know it's the former and not the latter. Or do I have to prove it? /smug

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 03:49 PM
No thanks. :colbert:

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 03:50 PM
What was that, "Yes, please, do it?" If you say so.

f f freak
09-04-2010, 03:51 PM
Yes, please, do it. Maybe this will keep you and your antics out of the Mafia thread.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 03:53 PM
DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR. >:U

f f freak
09-04-2010, 03:54 PM
You're encouraging it in the Mafia thread, so why can't I encourage it here? HMMMM!?

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 03:55 PM
DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR. >:U

:jokey:

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/19/633862850764895315-Tucker.jpg


You're encouraging it in the Mafia thread, so why can't I encourage it here? HMMMM!?

She's afraid to admit to her undying love for me just yet.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 03:56 PM
Dammit, you ARE the Tucker of EoFF. Does that make me Tex or Sheila? D:

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 04:01 PM
Tex, definitely Tex. I'm not a fan of chicks that are tanks.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 04:06 PM
Awesome! I'm an A.I.!

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 04:32 PM
A sexy AI.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 04:56 PM
Tex wears a black suit, how can you tell?

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 04:57 PM
Because of you.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 05:00 PM
-dramatic eye roll-

NorthernChaosGod
09-04-2010, 05:06 PM
:love:

Clo
09-04-2010, 06:32 PM
What the hell is going on in here, do I need to call Chris Hanson?

qwertysaur
09-04-2010, 06:59 PM
What the hell is going on in here, do I need to call Chris Hanson?
yes.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 10:03 PM
What the hell is going on in here, do I need to call Chris Hanson?
yes.
Yes.

Clo
09-04-2010, 11:37 PM
Okay, I called him and he's arrived.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/wsowen02/ChrisHanson.png

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 11:44 PM
Okay, I called him and he's arrived.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/wsowen02/ChrisHanson.png
He's exceeded bandwidth on Photobucket?! I knew it!

Clo
09-04-2010, 11:52 PM
What, it shows up for me. The crap is this! Chris Hanson, you have betrayed me!

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 11:57 PM
Even Chris Hansen fears Pedobear! Everyone run!

(Just use Imageshack. No account needed.http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif )

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 03:25 AM
What the hell is going on in here, do I need to call Chris Hanson?

Who is this Chris Hanson?

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 03:37 AM
What the hell is going on in here, do I need to call Chris Hanson?

Who is this Chris Hanson?
...Wait, seriously?

Agent Proto
09-05-2010, 03:40 AM
What the hell is going on in here, do I need to call Chris Hanson?

Who is this Chris Hanson?

http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt69/hollow_shinji312/chris_hansen.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 03:45 AM
Okay, obviously no one got it that his name is Chris Hansen.

Agent Proto
09-05-2010, 03:47 AM
Actually, Naomi had it right. I just quoted the misspelled name.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 04:51 AM
-fist pump-

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 06:16 AM
Clo got it wrong like twice though. xD

Clo
09-05-2010, 04:54 PM
Sorry that I'm not familiar with a pedophile hunter, I haven't required his name as a reference until NOW!

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2010, 03:20 AM
Lurk moar