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Levian
09-20-2010, 12:39 AM
THERE'S A TIME IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE, A TRANSITION FROM ONE LIFE TO THE OTHER, AND CERTAIN THINGS ARE LEFT BEHIND. UNFORTUNATELY WHAT I NOW MUST LEAVE BEHIND IS EYES ON FINAL FANTASY. IT IS NOT AN EASY CHOICE, BUT THEN AGAIN NO CHOICE IS. MAYBE IF I FINALLY LEAVE EOFF I WON'T BE SINGLE ANYMORE. YOU GUYS ARE SUCH COCKBLOCKERS, I NEED TO GET YOU OFF MY BACK. APPARENTLY MODERATOR AT A FINAL FANTASY FORUM IS NOT THE PROFESSION GIRLS CONSIDER TO BE THE MOST DATEABLE PROFESSION. ONE COULD ARGUE THAT THEY AREN'T AWARE THE INNER PASSION OF OUR KIND, BUT THEN AGAIN, HOW WILL THEY KNOW WHEN I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO SHOW THEM? THAT IS WHY I MUST TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS, AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN, LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, GET SOMEONE TO SHOW ME ETC.

NOW I JUST NEED TO DELETE MY AVATAR.

Bunny
09-20-2010, 12:44 AM
Just drop the Cid's Knight title and become an asshole on the internet. Girls love that :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Rye
09-20-2010, 12:44 AM
Just make sure you don't call her Dagger when you touch her butt.

Old Manus
09-20-2010, 12:45 AM
But you're not even registered at Fool's Gold!

Miriel
09-20-2010, 12:46 AM
GTFO, Levia!

GET THE FUCK OUT.

Jessweeee♪
09-20-2010, 12:48 AM
I know everything is different and now it sucks I'm leaving too!!!

Del Murder
09-20-2010, 12:50 AM
I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

Raistlin
09-20-2010, 12:52 AM
Don't forget to delete your custom title and sig, too. Nothing says "I am above this place" like a bare postbit.

Levian
09-20-2010, 12:52 AM
MAYBE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY. IS THERE A FEMALE HERE WILLING TO DATE ME? THIS WHOLE THING CAN BE AVOIDED IF THERE IS. IF YOU LIKE BEARDS, EYEBROWS OUT OF CONTROL, SHEEPISH GRINS AND OTHERWISE LARGE AMOUNTS OF BODY HAIR THIS MIGHT BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. PLEASE CONSIDER TO BE MY PLAYER 2. I CAN'T OFFER YOU MUCH, BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC.

Bunny
09-20-2010, 12:52 AM
I can be a girl if you want me to.

Levian
09-20-2010, 12:54 AM
I AM A REASONABLE MAN, I WILL ACCEPT MEDIOCRE SOLUTIONS.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-20-2010, 01:07 AM
Oh, Levian, why does it have to be a girl? :p

Levian
09-20-2010, 01:07 AM
I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR SEXIEST MALE ARE MALES THEMSELVES. AND ALL THE FEMALE VOTES ARE FOR THEIR BOYFRIENDS BECAUSE GOD FORBID ANY GIRL ON EOFF SHOULD BE SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK AFTER THEY REGISTER.

Levian
09-20-2010, 01:07 AM
Oh, Levian, why does it have to be a girl? :p

I AM A REASONABLE MAN UND SO WEITER

Miriel
09-20-2010, 01:12 AM
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS :bou::bou::bou::bou: RIGHT HERE.

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A GIRLFRIEND!

Freya
09-20-2010, 01:15 AM
sadface

Rye
09-20-2010, 01:18 AM
Let's make Levian a Big Love husband. We can all be his wife.

Old Manus
09-20-2010, 01:18 AM
You can't get an internet girlfriend until you make 50% of the post ratio in the picture thread. Sorry, pal.

Lawr
09-20-2010, 01:24 AM
http://i33.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/rvdjyp.jpg

Shiny
09-20-2010, 01:30 AM
IT'S TOO LATE TO FIGHT. IT ENDS TONIGHT. You can't get an internet girlfriend unless you're at least one of the following:

1. A weebo
2. An asshole
3. A cat lover

Meat Puppet
09-20-2010, 01:45 AM
Hey Levian how’s it going buddy

G13
09-20-2010, 01:55 AM
Perhaps if you stop shouting women might find you more approachable. :shobon:

Miriel
09-20-2010, 01:57 AM
I know right? What's with the shouting? Calm it down, man.

Rye
09-20-2010, 01:57 AM
A big voice is compensation for a small...

Levian
09-20-2010, 02:00 AM
A SMALL FONT IS ONLY A PLOY TO COVER UP A BIG PENIS. WE KNOW IT'S THERE, RYE. WHIP IT OUT. DOES IT CHANGE COLOUR WHEN YOU TOUCH IT?

Shiny
09-20-2010, 02:00 AM
A big voice is compensation for a small...

Toe.

fire_of_avalon
09-20-2010, 02:08 AM
I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

GOD FORBID ANY GIRL ON EOFF SHOULD BE SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK AFTER THEY REGISTER.
...I...

:(

Shorty
09-20-2010, 03:12 AM
Foa and Lev. Match it up.

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 03:53 AM
Foa and Lev. Match it up.

I second this motion.

Clo
09-20-2010, 06:07 AM
I third it. EMPHATICALLY.

Raistlin
09-20-2010, 06:10 AM
But foa and Bruce Willis are the OTP.

TyphoonThaReapa
09-20-2010, 07:05 AM
Lev it's simple to find a girl man. You just have to do one things really. Say "Bitches Ain't :bou::bou::bou::bou:" five times a day at randoms intervals (Preferably in public) and your set. :roll2

Marshall Banana
09-20-2010, 07:46 AM
Pretend to be a self-loathing, brooding vampire.

Rodarian
09-20-2010, 08:02 AM
Lev, you're a block head.....


Just steal smitten from BoB.... :bigsmile:

Fujiko
09-20-2010, 08:53 AM
Oh, Lev. :aimkiss: Livet är en utmaning! Men saker och ting händer när vi minst anar det!

Oroa dig inte! ;)

Pheesh
09-20-2010, 09:01 AM
Oh, Lev. :aimkiss: Livet är en utmaning! Men saker och ting händer när vi minst anar det!

Oroa dig inte! ;)

I found a translator online, this is what it translated that gibberish to. "Life är a dare! But cases and thing händer när wes least anarchy the! Trouble yourself nots!"

You're not really swedish at all, are you!? And you were going to introduce me to the director of 'Let the Right One In' T_T

EDIT: Ok, I found a better translator. Disregard.

NeoCracker
09-20-2010, 09:02 AM
Vote Sharpton, 2012.

Fujiko
09-20-2010, 09:07 AM
Oh, Lev. :aimkiss: Livet är en utmaning! Men saker och ting händer när vi minst anar det!

Oroa dig inte! ;)

I found a translator online, this is what it translated that gibberish to. "Life är a dare! But cases and thing händer när wes least anarchy the! Trouble yourself nots!"

You're not really swedish at all, are you!? And you were going to introduce me to the director of 'Let the Right One In' T_T

EDIT: Ok, I found a better translator. Disregard.

Either way, all of your translators suck. :p skottie's had the same problems yours have. And I love it. x)

:trout:

Levian
09-20-2010, 12:43 PM
Allright it's settled then. Unless foa manages to land Bruce Willis in the next year, we'll get married.

Logie
09-20-2010, 01:16 PM
So you're not actually leaving? :mad:
Anticlimax!

Btw, my suggestion: Get some scars! Chicks dig that. That's how Squall gets away with being such a whiny fuck! :D

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 04:41 PM
Allright it's settled then. Unless foa manages to land Bruce Willis in the next year, we'll get married.

Cool! You're inviting us all, right?

Fujiko
09-20-2010, 05:00 PM
Right?!

Breine
09-20-2010, 05:03 PM
Right!!?

qwertysaur
09-20-2010, 05:04 PM
only if you convince Lightening to come back. :p

Shorty
09-21-2010, 03:24 AM
I had better invited. I'm the matchmaker.

fire_of_avalon
09-21-2010, 03:28 AM
I feel like a warbride won by barbarians, except Levian isn't a barbarian. He's adorable.

Adorable barbarians.

Fuzakeru
09-21-2010, 03:29 AM
Oh hai guys! :D Is this a dating site now? ASL!

Jiro
09-21-2010, 03:31 AM
Visit Australia Levian. I will set you up with so many women.

~*~Celes~*~
09-21-2010, 07:39 AM
hay lev if you date me you might get to touch my wenis. exciting, no? :jokey:

Rodarian
09-21-2010, 07:56 AM
FOA I better be designing your wedding dress.....

black orb
09-21-2010, 08:15 AM
>>> When i get a girlfriend I will leave this place forever too..:luca:

Rodarian
09-21-2010, 09:00 AM
>>> When i get a girlfriend I will leave this place forever too..:luca:

May that time NEVER come....:D

black orb
09-21-2010, 09:17 AM
>>> Dont worry, I´d probably need to reincarnate 10 times before i get one..:luca:

Badge
09-21-2010, 11:54 AM
hay lev if you date me you might get to touch my wenis. exciting, no? :jokey:

Can I date you?!

Psychotic
09-21-2010, 03:01 PM
Levian let's become friends again.

rubah
09-21-2010, 03:59 PM
Don't forget to delete your custom title and sig, too. Nothing says "I am above this place" like a bare postbit.

eff yeah! bare profile, too!

Peegee
09-21-2010, 05:23 PM
Oh hai guys! :D Is this a dating site now? ASL!

did somebody say asl?

Fuzakeru
09-21-2010, 07:19 PM
Oh hai guys! :D Is this a dating site now? ASL!

did somebody say asl?

Depends on if you're offering up information. ;)

escobert
09-21-2010, 08:29 PM
I hear that chick Linda over at Fools Gold is pretty hawt!

Christmas
07-01-2023, 01:34 PM
I tot being a mod on EoFF allows u to bonk countless girls and boys giving them the hope that one day they can be popular, powerful and impt like you. :gator: