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Shorty
09-21-2010, 03:40 AM
The absolute best way to make a sandwich is by using the following:

wheat bread
honey mustard
ranch dressing
swiss cheese
spinach
turkey breast
avocado
tomato
onions
and more honey mustard

Roast beef french dip sandwiches come in next.

What is your favorite (inferior) way to make the ultimate sandwich?

fire_of_avalon
09-21-2010, 03:51 AM
I thought you were a vegetarian?

Best sandwich:

Mike Rowe
foa
Bruce Willis

Raistlin
09-21-2010, 03:54 AM
You -- Me -- Your mom.

Oh you mean with food? Add some lettuce.

EDIT: Damn you, foa, beating me to the people joke!

Jiro
09-21-2010, 03:56 AM
Ham, Cheese, Tomato, Lettuce and some seedy mustard. I forget what the mustard is really called but it is goddamn delicious.

Shorty
09-21-2010, 03:59 AM
I thought you were a vegetarian?

I gave up being a vegetarian. I flew back home for a few weeks and everyone was all OMG HERE HAVE SOME MEAT and I was like fiiiine. And that was the end of that.

also gross I hate mustard. :(

Raistlin
09-21-2010, 04:05 AM
I approve. Chicken is way too good to give up.

On a more serious note, my typical sandwich:

Chicken or turkey
Cheese (usually provolone or swiss)
lettuce
onions
peppers
And most importantly, NO honey mustard or mayo or any other disgusting crap. Yuck.

My next go-to sandwich would be a toasted roast beef and cheddar.

fire_of_avalon
09-21-2010, 04:05 AM
That is almost exactly how I also gave up being a vegetarian except I was 12 and I didn't fly anyplace.

Fuzakeru
09-21-2010, 04:05 AM
Grilled cheese sammich with turkey ham plz. NOM NOM NOM!

Clo
09-21-2010, 04:58 AM
I just want to take the opportunity to say that I have been working at a deli for four years now, and I am the best damn sandwich maker you may ever find. I've made all these sandwiches you have all posted hundreds, perhaps thousands, of times.

And Wes, you eat your sandwiches dry? You nasty.

This is my ideal sandwich:

Wheat bread
Oil dressing
Mayo dressing
pepperjack cheese
lettuce
tomatoes, if I am the mood for tomatoes
onions
olives
jalapenos
green peppers
then add chicken
and hot sauce.

Now I'm hungry.

Also, at work lately I've been making this awesome veggie sandwich. Ingredients:

Wheat sliced bread
red pepper mayo dressing
pepperjack cheese
green peppers
onions
jalapenos
hot sauce
heavily toasted.

:jess:

As a WNYer, I am a huge fan of hot sauce.

Absconditus_Oraculum
09-21-2010, 06:53 AM
Ham, turkey, salami(more of it then the rest), and peper Aolie sauce. Of course its the sauce that really makes it. But that seems to be the best combo of meat to match it.

Badge
09-21-2010, 08:17 AM
You guys overcomplicate your poor sandwiches or is it because I'm British and we make boring sandwiches. The sandwiches you describe are something I'd get fro Subway. Personally.

Bread
Butter
Tuna
Mayonnaise
Cucumber
Win
:D

Meat Puppet
09-21-2010, 08:30 AM
Negative. Here is the official cause for omming and nomming. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE)

Rodarian
09-21-2010, 09:14 AM
You guys overcomplicate your poor sandwiches or is it because I'm British and we make boring sandwiches. The sandwiches you describe are something I'd get fro Subway. Personally.

Bread
Butter
Tuna
Mayonnaise
Cucumber
Win
:D

You forgot dijon mustard!!
Oh and Roast Beef sandwhiches

Chris
09-21-2010, 11:36 AM
Whole grain bread and a piece of chicken. I seriously can't stand sandwhiches that are over-packed with crap that does nothing for your health. Dressings. If there's something I dislike more, I have yet to discover it.

Curry dressing is quite possibly the most disgusting thing in the history of dressings. :(

Badge
09-21-2010, 11:52 AM
You guys overcomplicate your poor sandwiches or is it because I'm British and we make boring sandwiches. The sandwiches you describe are something I'd get fro Subway. Personally.

Bread
Butter
Tuna
Mayonnaise
Cucumber
Win
:D

You forgot dijon mustard!!
Oh and Roast Beef sandwhiches

Mustard on my tuna....interesting.

Yes roast beef sandwiches, in fact any left over Sunday Lunch meat sandwiches. Pork and stuffing....mmmm....

Rye
09-21-2010, 11:54 AM
My favorite sandwiches tend to be on piece of baguette, with chedder, turkey, and tomato. I'm fairly simple when I make my own. Lately I've fallen in love with ever roast chicken and asiago cheese.

Shlup
09-22-2010, 02:30 AM
Mmm... Mike Rowe...

Dammit, foa, you distracted me.

Best sammich:
squa bread
mayo
dijon mustard
sprouts
lots of avocado
red onion
maybe some bacon

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 04:36 AM
...why the hell did it take 17 posts for someone to mention bacon? :Oo:

Shlup
09-22-2010, 07:07 AM
Yeah, what the hell is all this bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: about turkey? Gross.

oddler
09-22-2010, 04:55 PM
I'm starting to get burned out on turkey sandwiches. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are amazing (as long as it's smooth and not chunky peanut butter gross gross GuardianXIII). A ton of pepperoni and american cheese is also really good. Or, you know, just cheese... american, colbyjack, mozzarella, cheddar, whatever you can find. Pile it in and on it and just devour.

Parker
09-22-2010, 05:28 PM
Thick cut bacon from the butcher, home made bread and some butter. UNF (that's the sound i make when I JIMP (jizz in my pants))

I don't like mayo or most sandwhichey fillings so I usually stick to some meat and maybe things like mushrooms and peppers and things.

Peegee
09-22-2010, 05:50 PM
...why the hell did it take 17 posts for someone to mention bacon? :Oo:

Bacon sucks. Canadian Bacon too.

inb4 rage. You guys have 'american cheese' :aimmad:

bestest sammich has meat, lettuce, tomatoes and miracle whip. NO MAYO

Hollycat
09-22-2010, 05:59 PM
Pizza
mustard
burger
chedder
pizza

maybe ketchup

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 06:09 PM
Whateva, PG.

My sammiches must have at least the following:
-tomato
-onion
-bacon
-avocado
-cheese
-meat (no bologna :barf:)

Not too particular on the other details.

bipper
09-23-2010, 01:08 PM
The best way to make a sandwhich involves a time machine, stopping womens suffrage, and having it delivered to you at your side table near your hammock.

rubah
09-23-2010, 04:48 PM
that's really close to a sandwich I've developed, sarahs!

turkey breast
on wheat bread
with honey mustard
and miracle whip
dressed up with onions
and lettuce
and a light sprinkle of "italian seasoning"

Shoeberto
09-24-2010, 02:15 AM
- bread
- balogna
- colby cheese
- mustard
- dash of fresh ejaculate
- other slice of bread

Shorty
09-24-2010, 03:28 AM
:stare:

Shoeberto
09-24-2010, 04:47 AM
:stare:
You know, ejaculate is a general term. It could be ejaculate from anything, like a ketchup bottle or salt shaker.

(Though in this case I am definitely referring to my baby-juice)

Shorty
09-24-2010, 04:49 AM
*sobs* :(

I've forgotten to mention that BBQ chicken sandwiches are fucking amazing.

Jiro
09-25-2010, 05:07 AM
OMFG how could I forget - toasted ham, cheese, tomato (optional), beetroot sammich. *SALIVATES EVERYWHERE*

Markus. D
09-25-2010, 11:43 AM
1. Burger Bun + Lightly Toasted
2. Kimchi Base Marinade + Home Made Chicken Katsu
3. Mayo + Lettuce/Tomato

Add them together and OMNOMNOM.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
09-26-2010, 05:45 PM
The best way to make a sandwhich involves a time machine, stopping womens suffrage, and having it delivered to you at your side table near your hammock.


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Shawn R
09-27-2010, 07:52 PM
Roast beef
pastrami
lean turkey
grilled chicken
lettuce
tomato
ranch dressing
hot sauce
honey mustard
bbq sauce
honey bread or cheese bread toasted.

Loony BoB
10-04-2010, 04:43 PM
Either:

Honey-roast ham
Colby cheese (cheddar will have to do otherwise)
Hot egg, whisked up and cooked via microwave so that the yolk spreads and it melts the cheese.
Lettuce.
Salad dressing / mayonnaise of some sort.

Or, microwaved:

Vegemite
Cheese

liza2010
10-06-2010, 10:39 AM
I like the club sandwich

3 pieces of toast, iceburg lettuce coated in mayo, cold cooked chicken pieces & 2 rashers of well cooked bacon. 1st piece of toast place luttuce mayo on top followed by bacon, place 2nd piece of toast on top then again place lettuce mayo on this followed by cold chicken then top with 3rd piece of toast and enjoy!

Alive-Cat
10-06-2010, 12:05 PM
The concrete sandwich; a valuable source of nutrition.

Laddy
10-08-2010, 07:22 PM
Italian bread toasted with asiago and basil. Chicken with parmesean, mozarella, and marinara sauce with onions and sprinkled with pepper.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
10-08-2010, 09:17 PM
Oatnut bread
Mayonnaise
Mild Cheddar Cheese
Roast Beef
Provolone Cheese
Turkey Breast
Colby Jack Cheese
Pastrami
Mustard
Oatnut Bread