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Marshall Banana
09-21-2010, 09:25 PM
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/coconutcrab.jpg

And sleep well. http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/usagi/p-usaniyari.gif

Peegee
09-21-2010, 10:04 PM
I like crab but I don't like coconut. Can I cook the crab and you can draw strawbees on the coconut?

Bunny
09-21-2010, 10:13 PM
Are you insane? Coconut is delicious.

Rye
09-21-2010, 10:53 PM
Best ever!

I love the octopus that rides around in a coconut shell in the ocean for protection.

rubah
09-21-2010, 11:00 PM
That picture doesn't really capture its majesty
http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/coconut_crab01.jpg

Chris
09-21-2010, 11:07 PM
Chop both of those, and serve 'em with rice. The flavors will enthrall you to no end.

Rye
09-21-2010, 11:29 PM
WAHHHHHH

qwertysaur
09-22-2010, 01:43 AM
The crabs sure look happy :p

Clo
09-22-2010, 01:48 AM
Coconut is my favorite thing ever.

Shorty
09-22-2010, 02:28 AM
oh my god, that crab is obscenely large. :(

Fuzakeru
09-22-2010, 02:59 AM
Spiders are freaky but when they're that large they're kinda cute, imho. :D

Unlike frogs. Frogs are always horrible!

Shorty
09-22-2010, 03:02 AM
Don't you knock frogs, frogs are awesome.

o_O
09-22-2010, 03:20 AM
http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/coconut_crab02.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1fwmW31HC9o/TFxs15GQJoI/AAAAAAAABbI/HSMfPPPaCeg/s1600/coconut-crab.jpg

Fuzakeru
09-22-2010, 03:23 AM
I'll knock frogs! I'll knock them with a hundred pound stick! SUCH TERRIFYING BEASTS THEY ARE! :|

Raistlin
09-22-2010, 03:33 AM
None of the pictures until face's made me go "Jesus fucking christ that thing is fucking huge."

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 04:26 AM
Bloody noobs. This is really new to you people?

Raistlin
09-22-2010, 04:29 AM
I've seen the trashcan one before (though not the stretched-out one, which makes it look even bigger). It's still fucking huge.

Marshall Banana
09-22-2010, 06:54 AM
How can you guys talk about coconuts at a time like this!? There's a monster!

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 03:16 PM
A monster that will do my bidding. :monster:

qwertysaur
09-22-2010, 04:00 PM
A monster that will do my bidding. :monster:
It looks like you will be doing his/her bidding instead... :mymelbert:

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 04:18 PM
A monster that will do my bidding. :monster:
It looks like you will be doing his/her bidding instead... :mymelbert:

Bitch, plz. I'll have a carriage pulled by a team of these beasts.

Pheesh
09-22-2010, 04:22 PM
Don't crabs walk sideways? Meaning you'd essentially be stuck in the middle while they circled you.

Parker
09-22-2010, 04:55 PM
would eat that crab.

Peegee
09-22-2010, 05:13 PM
Isn't the trashcan thing a spider? Upon closer inspection I see 6 legs so it's more like a watermelon

NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 06:10 PM
Don't crabs walk sideways? Meaning you'd essentially be stuck in the middle while they circled you.

It'd still care the piss out of the rest of you.

TyphoonThaReapa
09-22-2010, 08:59 PM
A'yo, who wants some cajun gumbo with coconut crab?:cool:

Clo
09-22-2010, 09:27 PM
I want one as a pet. I'd name him Cocobutter. Walk him around on a leash. Sit in the park with him. Say hullo to passersby.

Marshall Banana
09-22-2010, 09:46 PM
I want one as a pet. I'd name him Cocobutter. Walk him around on a leash. Sit in the park with him. Say hullo to Eat passersby.

Agent Proto
09-22-2010, 10:19 PM
Man, that thing looks delicious.

Bunny
09-22-2010, 10:39 PM
Always knew you had an affinity for crabs.

qwertysaur
09-23-2010, 03:16 AM
I want one as a pet. I'd name him Cocobutter. Walk him around on a leash. Sit in the park with him. Say hullo to Eat passersby.
Sounds like one happy crab. :bigsmile:

Rodarian
09-24-2010, 08:18 AM
I just read that they are used as guard dogs!! How cool is that! XD