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Rantz
09-25-2010, 12:13 AM
As much as I love diversity in clothing, there are some ungodly abominations of weirdo fashion that simply deserve to be abolished and punishable by stocks to be seen wearing.

EoFF, meet moon boots.

http://www.moon-boots.com/es/images/m/tecnica_moon-boots_weiss_white.jpg

Since there has been some controversy lately in my inner social circle about whether these are to be worn with pride or rounded up and burned, I feel compelled to poll the EoFF public to settle this matter once and for all.

Freya
09-25-2010, 12:16 AM
They remind me of the 90's.

Shorty
09-25-2010, 12:19 AM
Pontus expresses his distaste for the coolest boots EVER.

Sarah says:
Oh my god, I wish I could find some steampunk MOON BOOTS

Pontus says:
;__________________;
*cuts himself*

Sarah says:
I am going to have fifty pairs of moonboots in every color of the rainbow.
‎​AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT

Pontus says:
Maybe Achilles will mysteriously find them by "accident" while you're at work >:000

Sarah says:
‎​>:0!!!

Pontus says:
OH HE SURE LIKES THOSE MOONBOOTS DOESN'T HE
EVERY SINGLE PAIR TORN TO SHREDS
HOW STRANGE AND UNFORTUNATE

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2006/03/Pucci-Moonboots.jpg

These boots are the greatest thing ever. You're just JEALOUS.

Clo
09-25-2010, 12:27 AM
I'D WEAR 'EM AND I'D LOOK DAMN GOOD. :colbert:

Rantz
09-25-2010, 12:28 AM
Clo, I thought you were cool. :(

Rye
09-25-2010, 12:35 AM
They're only for Napoleon Dynamite.

Though maybe with a pair of skants........

I Took the Red Pill
09-25-2010, 12:41 AM
This is how we will view Uggz in 20 years.

Shorty
09-25-2010, 12:50 AM
Clo knows what's what. *high five*

Momiji
09-25-2010, 02:19 AM
I never realized there existed footwear more hideous then Uggs.

Clo
09-25-2010, 02:25 AM
Clo, I thought you were cool. :(

I am cool. :(

Seraphic
09-25-2010, 02:28 AM
I want a pair in gold D;

Levian
09-25-2010, 02:37 AM
OnePiece is worse. I die a little inside when I see people wear it in public.

http://voe.blogg.no/images/363381-2-1255715588063.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
09-25-2010, 03:14 AM
Man, that's :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty. That girl is kind of cute.


They're only for Napoleon Dynamite.

Though maybe with a pair of skants........

OMG. :barf:

Seraphic
09-25-2010, 03:40 AM
OnePiece is worse. I die a little inside when I see people wear it in public.

http://voe.blogg.no/images/363381-2-1255715588063.jpg

It's really unflattering and it's not even cute.
It's like Crocs, it might be comfortable but it's really just no. Just no.

Jessweeee♪
09-25-2010, 04:25 AM
I think they're just fine. They're no uglier than tennis shoes :confused:

Shorty
09-25-2010, 04:54 AM
I always thought snuggies were the worst thing someone could wear in public. As it turns out, I'm right.

http://www.momlogic.com/images/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg

Jiro
09-25-2010, 05:06 AM
Burn them, burn them all. Snow boots are pretty awesome and look like moon boots (not Moonboots, there's a difference) but no this :bou::bou::bou::bou: is whack

Psychotic
09-25-2010, 05:14 AM
Can I wear 'em while burning 'em? Is that an option on the table?

Jessweeee♪
09-25-2010, 05:45 AM
I think they'd look cute with just the right skirt!

Seraphic
09-25-2010, 04:42 PM
I always thought snuggies were the worst thing someone could wear in public. As it turns out, I'm right.

http://www.momlogic.com/images/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg

That is truly horrifying.

Rodarian
09-25-2010, 05:19 PM
I always thought snuggies were the worst thing someone could wear in public. As it turns out, I'm right.

http://www.momlogic.com/images/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg

That is truly horrifying.


That child is going to have issues......



As for moon boots....Winter wear comes to mind......

Fur biker vest worn over a black 3 quarter sleeve cotton/lycra turtle neck...Skinny iridescent jeans and moon boots....

Ladies will you all agree with me on this.....

Pheesh
09-25-2010, 05:29 PM
As for moon boots....Winter wear comes to mind......

Fur biker vest worn over a black 3 quarter sleeve cotton/lycra turtle neck...Skinny iridescent jeans and moon boots....

Ladies will you all agree with me on this.....

I'm sorry sir, but we're going to need to take back your testicles.

NorthernChaosGod
09-25-2010, 05:55 PM
As for moon boots....Winter wear comes to mind......

Fur biker vest worn over a black 3 quarter sleeve cotton/lycra turtle neck...Skinny iridescent jeans and moon boots....

Ladies will you all agree with me on this.....

I'm sorry sir, but we're going to need to take back your testicles.
This.

Jessweeee♪
09-25-2010, 06:29 PM
Now while I think they are capable of looking great, I probably wouldn't actually own any because I prefer to own two or three pairs of shoes that go with all of my clothes rather than seven pairs that only go with one or two outfits each.

Clo
09-25-2010, 08:23 PM
Can I burn them and then wear them?

Flaming boots. Kick ass.

Meat Puppet
09-26-2010, 02:51 AM
They’re horrible, but they don’t have anything on ugg boots. At least anybody wearing moon boots couldn’t be taking themselves seriously.

Could they?

Rodarian
09-26-2010, 11:07 AM
As for moon boots....Winter wear comes to mind......

Fur biker vest worn over a black 3 quarter sleeve cotton/lycra turtle neck...Skinny iridescent jeans and moon boots....

Ladies will you all agree with me on this.....

I'm sorry sir, but we're going to need to take back your testicles.

Reminds to the male folks that he's 'designer' by trade...So I have a free pass to make comments such as this....So my balls can remain in my sack...

G13
09-26-2010, 11:33 AM
Those things look pretty kickass to me. I'd wear them if only to pretend I was actually on the moon. To the grocery store isn't out of the question either.

Edit: And how could I forget doing the moonwalk? Classic :bou::bou::bou::bou: right there.

NorthernChaosGod
09-26-2010, 02:29 PM
Those things look pretty kickass to me. I'd wear them if only to pretend I was actually on the moon. To the grocery store isn't out of the question either.

Edit: And how could I forget doing the moonwalk? Classic :bou::bou::bou::bou: right there.
Eric, your drunk self must hate your sober self.

Shorty
09-26-2010, 08:39 PM
I found a pair for G13~

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/61111.jpg?zm=250,250,1,0,0

also, that poll's readings are FALSE. Someone CHEATED. >:O

G13
09-27-2010, 12:23 AM
Those things look pretty kickass to me. I'd wear them if only to pretend I was actually on the moon. To the grocery store isn't out of the question either.

Edit: And how could I forget doing the moonwalk? Classic :bou::bou::bou::bou: right there.
Eric, your drunk self must hate your sober self.

Nope, I was somewhat sober when I made that post. It still sounds like a kickass time.


I found a pair for G13~

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/61111.jpg?zm=250,250,1,0,0

OMFG I would totally rock those!

Shiny
09-27-2010, 12:39 AM
I didn't think I'd ever see a boot worse than Uggs.


I always thought snuggies were the worst thing someone could wear in public. As it turns out, I'm right.

http://www.momlogic.com/images/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg

OMFG, that's creepy as hell. It looks like she's having a baby and the baby is coming out of her stomach like in the Freddy Kreuger movie.

kotora
09-27-2010, 02:29 AM
To me it looks more like the baby is actually growing on her body, like some kind of freak parasite alien baby.

Fuzakeru
09-27-2010, 02:59 AM
To me it looks more like the baby is actually growing on her body, like some kind of freak parasite alien baby.

Quoted for truth-ness.

NorthernChaosGod
09-27-2010, 03:06 AM
OMFG I would totally rock those!

OMFG. We're no longer friends. :colbert:

G13
09-27-2010, 03:29 AM
You know what, I'm gonna get a pair and curb stomp your beard with them.

NorthernChaosGod
09-27-2010, 03:41 AM
And then your boots are going to light on fire, because unholy abominations cannot touch all that is pure and good in the world.

G13
09-27-2010, 03:49 AM
Dude they're moon boots! They're designed by NASA to withstand the radiation from the sun. Your joke of a beard does not compare.

Also, this:

http://www.uniquedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cookie-monster-snuggie.jpg

Is both beautiful and terrible to behold.

NorthernChaosGod
09-27-2010, 03:52 AM
The Sun ain't got :bou::bou::bou::bou: on the pure, brilliant epicness that is my beard. It's like concentrated unicorn magic in hair form.

Shorty
09-28-2010, 04:05 AM
You know what, I'm gonna get a pair and curb stomp your beard with them.

This is what moon boots should be used for.

Vyk
09-28-2010, 04:08 AM
... They don't look nearly as much fun as Moon Shoes

http://www.jitterbuzz.com/toyfil/moon_shoes.jpg

Jessweeee♪
09-28-2010, 05:40 AM
I always wanted Moon Shoes. Now I am too old :(

Vyk
09-28-2010, 05:45 AM
I always wanted Moon Shoes. Now I am too old :(
Don't worry: They've been updated for your adult-sized pleasure (http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/adult-anti-gravity-moon-boots)

Ramza Beoulve
09-28-2010, 05:47 AM
To me it looks more like the baby is actually growing on her body, like some kind of freak parasite alien baby.

Quoted for truth-ness.http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/346/tr17quatto.jpg?

Elly
09-28-2010, 01:35 PM
wow those are so horribly ugly and deserve to be in the "Burn It!" pile with UGGS, Crocks, Snuggies, & Capris...

Peegee
09-28-2010, 03:38 PM
ARGH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS NOT ALLOWED

NorthernChaosGod
09-28-2010, 04:21 PM
... They don't look nearly as much fun as Moon Shoes

http://www.jitterbuzz.com/toyfil/moon_shoes.jpg

Those are what I thought this thread was actually going to be about, I was severely disappointed.

Clo
09-28-2010, 07:09 PM
I have a pair of moon shoes.

Shorty
09-28-2010, 07:20 PM
pics or gtfo

Vyk
09-28-2010, 07:57 PM
Clo we need to be closer friends~!

G13
09-28-2010, 08:01 PM
Clograb, can I borrow your moon shoes for ten minutes?

NorthernChaosGod
09-28-2010, 08:22 PM
I have a pair of moon shoes.

I'm coming over.

Clo
09-28-2010, 08:27 PM
Whoa, I didn't know I'd get so much response. They're on the top shelf of my closet, behind the vacuum and the cat litter. I am A) too short to get them right now, B) too tired to get them right now and C) lack the time to make this adventure into the closet.

Maybe I can get them out at some point.

NorthernChaosGod
09-28-2010, 09:26 PM
That's okay, I'm tall enough to reach.

Alive-Cat
09-28-2010, 09:35 PM
My moon boots beat your moon boots! (http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af22/andtheseshores/Image1291.jpg)

Rantz
09-28-2010, 09:46 PM
:love:

Vyk
09-29-2010, 03:39 AM
That's okay, I'm tall enough to reach.
-...inside your panty drawer

NorthernChaosGod
09-29-2010, 04:12 AM
That's okay, I'm tall enough to reach.
-...inside your panty drawer

With my crotch.

Rodarian
09-29-2010, 12:21 PM
eeeew :hurl:

Clo
09-29-2010, 04:52 PM
Um. :colbert: What was this thread about again?

Alive-Cat
09-29-2010, 04:54 PM
Can I wear 'em while burning 'em? Is that an option on the table?

That's something that has occurred to me, too! I was just looking through the thread to see if someone also had this idea.
If you wear these boots while they are aflame, who knows what COOL STUFFZ could happen? It could be a cure for lockjaw! Or the common cold!
It could be the best thing since sliced bread, and you know sliced bread is PRETTY SMURFING GOOD.
Seriously, how many times do any of you have to slice your own bread in this day and age?

NorthernChaosGod
09-29-2010, 06:31 PM
Um. :colbert: What was this thread about again?

The same thing every thread you and I both post in is about. :jokey:

Inferno
09-29-2010, 07:55 PM
Only kids and girls with a minimum level of cuteness should be allowed to wear those

Rodarian
09-30-2010, 07:56 AM
Balmain's collection of moon boots....


http://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/4giyyx.jpg

Now who's saying to burn them.....:colbert:

Vyk
10-01-2010, 03:00 AM
Those don't even look like moon boots anymore. I can tell the toes are not monstrously huge and bulbous. They come to a point on those. FAKE

Rodarian
10-01-2010, 07:17 AM
Those don't even look like moon boots anymore. I can tell the toes are not monstrously huge and bulbous. They come to a point on those. FAKE

Those are moon boot interpretation...So they qualify :P

I am the highest authority when it comes to fashion on this site!!...Then comes Rye ....

NorthernChaosGod
10-01-2010, 02:45 PM
I am the highest authority when it comes to fashion on this site!!...Then comes Rye ....

...then all the normal people. :p

G13
10-01-2010, 02:50 PM
I dunno... Rye has proven on multiple occasions that she has some wicked fashion sense whereas all I've seen of you is a few back pics and you swimming in a sea of shoe boxes. Plus she's incredibly cute so my vote is automatically for her. :monster:

Edit: Oh yeah, I also saw your rhinoceros penis shoes. :|

Edit2: But then again, Rye did start that skants bunk.

NorthernChaosGod
10-01-2010, 03:39 PM
Now you're on the right track, Eric.

Rodarian
10-01-2010, 07:53 PM
I dunno... Rye has proven on multiple occasions that she has some wicked fashion sense whereas all I've seen of you is a few back pics and you swimming in a sea of shoe boxes. Plus she's incredibly cute so my vote is automatically for her. :monster:

Edit: Oh yeah, I also saw your rhinoceros penis shoes. :|

Edit2: But then again, Rye did start that skants bunk.

Those shoes rock....And besides Cuch said them with endearment! :P

And boxes don't count.....I'm going to post pics of my drawers and closest soon just wait and see!!

When Rye wore those things...It looked as she was ovulating......:eep: