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black orb
10-27-2010, 12:31 AM
>>> Garlic is the most foul, disgusting, repelling, etc.. Thing in the world, the worst part is that people put that thing in my food..

Lets banish it from the world or atleast from our kitchens.
So, who is with me?.. :luca:

G13
10-27-2010, 12:35 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Shorty
10-27-2010, 12:40 AM
You people need to educate yourselves. Garlic is one of the greatest things ever.

I will have no part of this suggested banishment.

Freya
10-27-2010, 12:42 AM
You're both dead to me. Garlic is THE best thing ever. :colbert:

Marshall Banana
10-27-2010, 12:44 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmm! I love the way it smells!

black orb
10-27-2010, 12:54 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmm! I love the way it smells!
:barf:

NorthernChaosGod
10-27-2010, 01:06 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Rye
10-27-2010, 01:08 AM
I love garlic. Garlic knots from pizza places are my favorite.

Sometimes I'll even eat RAW garlic. But it gives me the worst tumbly ache. D:

black orb
10-27-2010, 01:25 AM
>>> And the worst bad breath too..:luca:

Bunny
10-27-2010, 01:26 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!

Garlic and cayenne pepper should be put on everything.

fire_of_avalon
10-27-2010, 02:31 AM
Rye, how can you do that? It burns so much.

Rye
10-27-2010, 02:33 AM
It's always great for a few minutes, and then I feel it burning in my stomach and I have to roll over in bed and wimper. XD Regardless, raw garlic tastes sooo goood.

Madame Adequate
10-27-2010, 03:02 AM
Garlic is great when properly used, but those uses are rare - garlic bread is about the extent of it.

G13
10-27-2010, 03:15 AM
You're both dead to me. Garlic is THE best thing ever. :colbert:

:cry:



I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

smurf. You. :mad2:

NorthernChaosGod
10-27-2010, 03:15 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!
He probably does. :colbert:

Raistlin
10-27-2010, 04:12 AM
Garlic is excellent when used properly. It admittedly can be overdone, but in most cases can only improve things.

G13
10-27-2010, 04:14 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!
He probably does. :colbert:

I do, but that's just the sun glinting off the sweat I acquired while banging your girlfriends.

~*~Celes~*~
10-27-2010, 04:15 AM
garlic <3

NorthernChaosGod
10-27-2010, 05:20 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!
He probably does. :colbert:

I do, but that's just the sun glinting off the sweat I acquired while banging your girlfriends.
Only Bunny has a girlfriend, so whatever.

Bunny
10-27-2010, 06:30 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!
He probably does. :colbert:

I do, but that's just the sun glinting off the sweat I acquired while banging your girlfriends.
Only Bunny has a girlfriend, so whatever.

I'm comfortable enough because he couldn't even hope to score with her.

NorthernChaosGod
10-27-2010, 06:33 AM
I will join your cause. Garlic ruins perfectly good french bread in my house on almost a daily basis. It needs to die.

Pale, only goes out in overcast, lives in Washington AND hates garlic? :mad2:

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!
He probably does. :colbert:

I do, but that's just the sun glinting off the sweat I acquired while banging your girlfriends.
Only Bunny has a girlfriend, so whatever.

I'm comfortable enough because he couldn't even hope to score with her.
Longer quote pyramid is longer.

Rantz
10-27-2010, 07:40 AM
Garlic, garlic, garlic fair
When I eat you, people stare
Garlic, garlic, wondrous spire
with you inside me I fear no vampire
Garlic, garlic, bulb odiferous
I like you much on vegetables cruciferous

Oh man, I wish Aurey was here right now.

Shlup
10-27-2010, 08:07 AM
I put garlic in everything. Especially my mouth. I have two jars of pickled garlic in my fridge right now, but they're almost empty.

Rodarian
10-27-2010, 08:25 AM
I love Garlic so smurf you!!

In fact I'll obtained some string of garlic and use it to smurf u a la BEN WA style!

blackmage_nuke
10-27-2010, 08:31 AM
If its not prepared properly sometimes it literally (correct usage of literally) makes me want to throw up

but other times it tastes heavenly

Levian
10-27-2010, 09:18 AM
Garlics are sort of like guns. You need to know how to use it or you're going to end up killing people. But they're pretty awesome when used correctly.

Garlic doesn't kill people. People kill people.

Pheesh
10-27-2010, 10:05 AM
Garlic is just amazing, in cooking I don't think there is anything I enjoy using more.

Alive-Cat
10-27-2010, 10:52 AM
The fact that at this point two people do not like garlic greatly saddens me. :( Garlic is amazing.
I have to admit though, it's a bit much to eat on its own, but with breads and various other STUFFZ it's fucking amazing. :spin:

ChickenHeart
10-27-2010, 11:39 AM
But i really really like it!

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-27-2010, 01:04 PM
But what about his son:

http://students.oswego.org/HOF/PBROWNJR/pisite/Villians/pics/garlicjr.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
10-27-2010, 03:07 PM
Garlics are sort of like guns. You need to know how to use it or you're going to end up killing people. But they're pretty awesome when used correctly.

Garlic doesn't kill people. People kill people.

XD The man speaks the truth.

Alive-Cat
10-27-2010, 03:09 PM
Levian never speaks anything but the truth. He is a God among men, and I still stand by that fact. :bow:

Fujiko
10-27-2010, 04:51 PM
You people need to educate yourselves. Garlic is one of the greatest things ever.

I will have no part of this suggested banishment.

Jessweeee♪
10-27-2010, 05:22 PM
We put garlic in pretty much everything we cook. It's great. I wouldn't suggest biting into a piece of it though.

Hollycat
10-27-2010, 05:30 PM
HC LOVES GARLIC!!!

black orb
10-27-2010, 08:11 PM
>>> :x_x: This place already reeks of garlic, sayonara stink bombs..:luca:

Breine
10-27-2010, 10:16 PM
Shame on you, black orb! >:O Garlic is divine!

G13
10-28-2010, 12:38 AM
You are all going to realize very soon that garlic has got you right where it wants you. You're all slaves and I pity you. When it comes for you don't turn to me for help, you'll find nothing but a cold shoulder.

NorthernChaosGod
10-28-2010, 02:24 AM
You are all going to realize very soon that garlic has got you right where it wants you. You're all slaves and I pity you. When it comes for you don't turn to me for help, you'll find nothing but a cold shoulder.

You just want us to stop eating it so you can come through and sparkle like a bitch as you please.

qwertysaur
10-28-2010, 06:42 AM
Ginger is superior by a large margin. You don't make cookies out of garlic :p

Bunny
10-28-2010, 07:38 AM
Accidental Hedonist - Garlic Chip Cookies (http://www.accidentalhedonist.com/index.php/2007/08/09/garlic_chip_cookies)

?

G13
10-28-2010, 07:40 AM
You are all going to realize very soon that garlic has got you right where it wants you. You're all slaves and I pity you. When it comes for you don't turn to me for help, you'll find nothing but a cold shoulder.

You just want us to stop eating it so you can come through and sparkle like a bitch as you please.

That's really good. Did Stephanie Meyers write that insult for you?

Bunny
10-28-2010, 07:41 AM
I sense a Thunderdome.

NorthernChaosGod
10-28-2010, 07:57 AM
You are all going to realize very soon that garlic has got you right where it wants you. You're all slaves and I pity you. When it comes for you don't turn to me for help, you'll find nothing but a cold shoulder.

You just want us to stop eating it so you can come through and sparkle like a bitch as you please.

That's really good. Did Stephanie Meyers write that insult for you?
The best thing to come out of that bitch is me.
(You see, because I came in her mouth and it came out of her nose)

Now we can settle this on the battlefield, unless you're too busy sparkling and preying on dumbass teenage girls.

Bunny
10-28-2010, 08:45 AM
http://thewowjonesreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stephenie-meyer1.jpg

NCG: His taste in women is almost as bad as his comebacks.

Meat Puppet
10-28-2010, 09:04 AM
Anyone with an interest in food or health will be against the removal of garlic.
Many botanists will also oppose you.

Garlic cannot have an agenda; it's part of a plant. Either quit your career as a comedian, or take off your tinfoil hat.

Don't compare ginger to garlic. You might as well be comparing apples to yams.

Hollycat
10-28-2010, 03:08 PM
Ginger burns!!!!!!!
I cannot eat anything with ginger, not even houses!

NorthernChaosGod
10-28-2010, 06:24 PM
http://thewowjonesreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stephenie-meyer1.jpg

NCG: His taste in women is almost as bad as his comebacks.

I can't help it, bitches love me. /smug

Bunny
10-28-2010, 10:47 PM
Well, someone has to. Best be the ugly bitches.

NorthernChaosGod
10-28-2010, 10:50 PM
That's no way to talk about your mother, Bunny.

Bunny
10-28-2010, 10:56 PM
I would never talk about my dead mother that way.

Mirage
10-31-2010, 09:04 PM
Garlic can be fantastic in various dishes. I don't know what's wrong with you guys. If you don't like it, just don't use it?