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Roto13
11-17-2010, 09:33 PM
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/curtis%20got%20slapped.jpg


Lisa Henry Bowen, who copyrights her name and her son's name throughout the letter, kicks it off by identifying herself as the "intellectual property owner" of fourth grader Curtis Bowen (C). She alleges that Curtis was caught horse playing and was slapped by a teacher named Ms. Curry. Lisa Henry tried to report the teacher to social services for child abuse, but was denied as Curtis' skin wasn't broken.

But then!


Mrs. Bowen uses her balls-to-the-wall logic to devise a way for the school district to repay her. She claims that Curry slapped 1/4 of Curtis' "million dollar face." Therefore, Lisa Henry encloses a homemade bill for a quarter of a million dollars. The $250K bill is issued to five educational entities, so she's really demanding more than $1 million.


Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards, a free college education, two trips to Disney World, nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza, season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet, almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country," a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments, a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel, and a personal audience with President Obama.

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/Curtis%2038%20001.jpg

It's even less empowering when you realize that she considers her son to be her property.

EDIT: Whoops. LINK (http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/11/curtis_got_slapped.php)!

Psychotic
11-17-2010, 09:47 PM
Someone just learned how to use Word. That's adorable.

Old Manus
11-17-2010, 09:57 PM
I'd say it's only worth $800,000

Shlup
11-17-2010, 10:01 PM
http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/484/48418.gif

Bunny
11-17-2010, 10:33 PM
Page 38 of 40?

What the fuck.

Raistlin
11-17-2010, 10:39 PM
There really are no words. I kind of want to see the other 39 pages, but then again I probably don't.

Unfortunately what's lost here is that apparently a 3rd grade teacher hit an 8-year-old. Though I think having that mother is probably worse trauma.

KentaRawr!
11-17-2010, 10:46 PM
Once he's in College, it'll be:


Curtis got slapped by EVERYONE WHO REALIZED WHO HE WAS, RATHER AGGRESSIVELY UNTIL HE DIED

Peegee
11-17-2010, 10:58 PM
oh thank God it's GC

There's no external link therefore I will just say that devil man just made it up and posted it like it's fact. As usual.

kotora
11-17-2010, 11:08 PM
fucking teacher thinks she has the authority to kill a minority

Roto13
11-17-2010, 11:46 PM
Oops, I forgot the link. Now everyone will think I made it up! *edits*

Bonus scans!

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/Curtis%2010%20001.jpg

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/Curtis%2013%20001.jpg

EDIT: Click here (http://www.curtisgotslapped.com/) to visit the official Curtis Got Slapped website! Or here (http://www.lisahenryjazz.com/) to hear the mother sing for you!

kotora
11-18-2010, 12:00 AM
An annual $1500 gift card for Wal-mark? What does she need industrial and woodworking adhesives for?

Meat Puppet
11-18-2010, 12:09 AM
I wonder how much an uppercut would cost me.

Raistlin
11-18-2010, 12:30 AM
Ok, this can't be real.

fire_of_avalon
11-18-2010, 04:59 AM
Hang on a second guys, I'm gonna go get a government official to slug me a good one on the jaw. When I get back, free Jamba Juice!

Shlup
11-18-2010, 05:47 AM
That website. o.o

Raistlin
11-18-2010, 05:54 AM
The full letter can be found here (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241).

Shlup
11-18-2010, 06:11 AM
Fucking white people. How dare they touch someone who is not their kind.

I would like to meet this kid. He looks like a nice kid in the photos but I can't imagine having a mother like this wouldn't turn him into a complete asshole. Which explains the slapping.

Shiny
11-19-2010, 09:07 PM
Page 38 of 40 - Curtis Got Slapped by a White Teacher

hahahaha

Peegee
11-19-2010, 10:46 PM
OMG you weren't just making stuff up for lulz. I'm waiting for this to be thrown out of the court then every day a white teacher can slap curtis and get away with it (double jeopardy wot)

inb4 that isn't double jeopardy

kotora
11-19-2010, 10:50 PM
thats only if they slap him twice PG

Peegee
11-19-2010, 11:12 PM
thats only if they slap him twice PG

pfft they were acquitted therefore they can do it whenever they want.

NorthernChaosGod
11-19-2010, 11:40 PM
OMG you weren't just making stuff up for lulz. I'm waiting for this to be thrown out of the court then every day a white teacher can slap curtis and get away with it (double jeopardy wot)

inb4 that isn't double jeopardy

That'd be a fitting punishment.

Rodarian
11-20-2010, 08:16 AM
Wait..Is this for real?!

qwertysaur
11-20-2010, 09:29 PM
Words can not describe the myriad of reactions I am getting from this. :|

Levian
11-20-2010, 11:18 PM
She's a smart woman, she's going to make good money on the publicity even if none of her demands are met.

Shiny
11-21-2010, 11:35 PM
Yeah, she'll probably get to meet Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. And Oprah might buy her a car at least.

Alive-Cat
11-22-2010, 08:59 AM
I don't believe this, this must just be something devil-man made up as usual.