Ask a Gay

[Laddy]

ASK A GAY


It's easy! You know you want to!

Ask a gay, get a gay answer!

[Shlup]

Alright, I'll bite. And I'll even start out with a serious question:

Do you believe all gay people are born gay?

[Laddy]

I believe that most people who are gay are not out of choice, because, especially considering that in many countries homosexuality is legally punished (even by death), few would choose to be gay.

There are, unfortunately, a very small amount of people who are gay to "be different" like SoBis (social bisexuals).

[kotora]

what do you think of my hair

[leader of mortals]

Are you totally repulsed by the female body?

For example, if all of a sudden lesbian porn popped up on your screen, would you have the same reaction as I would if it were gay porn?

[rubah]

what was the most recent awkward moment you had with someone who didn't know or acknowledge your gayness

[Laddy]

kotora: You look like a hipster. It's unruly, but not overly ugly. If you cleaned up just a tad, you could be a bit of a looker.

lom: Not repulsed, but no at all attracted to it. Lesbian porn would make me gag.

rubah: Got asked out by a really nice but very religious girl on my bus two days ago. I told her the news and she was quite upset, then she got really happy by the prospect of having a gay friend and showed me her secret yaoi collection and I told her the gay yaoi clause.

[Shlup]

I meant more like a person can be "made" gay during their childhood. Yesterday my dad was lecturing my stepmother to be careful about how she responds when she catches my brother looking at girls because making him ashamed of liking boobies is "how you make gays." I laughed.

[Laddy]

I don't think someone can be "made" gay. I just don't. The idea is quite absurd. You can't instill that kind of biological urge in place over another. Trust me, I people could be made gay I'd be an even bigger slut.

[NeoCracker]

I meant more like a person can be "made" gay during their childhood. Yesterday my dad was lecturing my stepmother to be careful about how she responds when she catches my brother looking at girls because making him ashamed of liking boobies is "how you make gays." I laughed.

I don't know much about this subject, though from my understanding a gene can, under different circumstances, cause something different to happen. So, theoretically, the 'Gay Gene' only acts as a gay gene under certain circumstances. So, it's not 100% laughable that making someone ashamed of looking at boobies could infact lead down a route to becoming gay.

I need to look more into this idea that Genes can do different things though, especially since this is soemthing I vaguely recall hearing. I'm now off to the Internets to solve my problem!

Edit: After reading vaguely through five articles after a google search, I found nothing resembling this claim, and I have now lost interest. SO take nothing I have said here as fact, just as something I recall hearing somewhere. :p

[Peegee]

Wanna touch my raistlin?

Seriously how do you react to het guys going half nekkid?

Would you go bigay if it meant 3some with a hot guy?

Which is more offensive? Bigay or bihet?

[Raistlin]

I don't think someone can be "made" gay. I just don't. The idea is quite absurd. You can't instill that kind of biological urge in place over another. Trust me, I people could be made gay I'd be an even bigger slut.

You don't see any place for psychological impact on sexual preferences? This goes well beyond just heterosexuality/homosexuality, but any desire, sexual or otherwise. It is all so completely caught up in psychological needs that to suggest there can be no post-birth impact is what sounds absurd. Note that this would not make sexual preference any more of a "choice" than the "choice" to like certain foods. It's about what sends pleasurable signals to your brain, which there is no conscious control over. My point is only that that can change (not often and certainly not easily as one grows older, but possibly).

Obviously people being "made gay" (or "made straight") is absurd, at least in the context Amanda's father used it. We cannot predict how every single child will react to certain stimulus. But the whole genetics vs. choice dichotomy has always struck me as false.

[Peegee]

I don't think someone can be "made" gay. I just don't. The idea is quite absurd. You can't instill that kind of biological urge in place over another. Trust me, I people could be made gay I'd be an even bigger slut.

You don't see any place for psychological impact on sexual preferences? This goes well beyond just heterosexuality/homosexuality, but any desire, sexual or otherwise. It is all so completely caught up in psychological needs that to suggest there can be no post-birth impact is what sounds absurd. Note that this would not make sexual preference any more of a "choice" than the "choice" to like certain foods. It's about what sends pleasurable signals to your brain, which there is no conscious control over. My point is only that that can change (not often and certainly not easily as one grows older, but possibly).

Obviously people being "made gay" (or "made straight") is absurd, at least in the context Amanda's father used it. But the whole genetics vs. choice dichotomy has always struck me as false.

Sigh you gayfags are so faggy. Sexual orientation does not exist except as a comparative continuum.

[Yar]

When did you choose to be gay

[Laddy]

Wanna touch my raistlin?
Nein.

Seriously how do you react to het guys going half nekkid?
Sweat. Hot sexy sweat.

Would you go bigay if it meant 3some with a hot guy?
If I get to kill the bitch beforehand.

Which is more offensive? Bigay or bihet?
Bigay.

Yar: When mah pappa left and mah momma made me wear a dress.

[Freya]

Are you gay?

[Roto13]

Have you ever been to a bath house?

[Yar]

Does your mom know youre gay

[Freya]

I heard being gay was contagious. Are you trying to spread your gay?

[Roto13]

Is the pope gay? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8)

[Freya]

Is my dog gay?

[Yar]

If I have sex with a gay guy does that make me gay

[Freya]

If girl has a threesome with two guys, does this make the guys gay with each other?

[Yar]

If I have a threeway with Kaycee and Rhody does that make Kaycee gay

[Goldenboko]

Is it true you eat our children?

[Mirage]

did you get erections in the boy's showers when you were a teenager and in school?

[Freya]

An ad once told me that gays will teach our children about gay sex in elementary. Is this your agenda?

[Goldenboko]

By what year do you plan to have taken over the planet?

[Roto13]

How often do you cruise public bathrooms for anonymous sex? All the time or only sometimes?

[Laddy]

Freya: Yes to all.
Roto13: No to the first, yes to the second.

More to go.

[Freya]

Do you often go out specifically looking for men to turn gay?

EDIT: Cheater -.-

[Yar]

You skipped me

[Roto13]

All the time or only sometimes?

[Mirage]

You skipped my question too. I'm being serious here.

[Jessweeee♪]

Do you make a lot of sexually explicit posts on your facebook and then accuse people of being homophobic when they're all like "ew why are you posting all of these graphic details of what goes in your butt I don't need to know."

[Rye]

*Gay high-five*

[Mirage]

Gay five!

[ShunNakamura]

What the H,E, double L is the gay yaoi clause? I can't find it on google :/

[blackmage_nuke]

Whats your favourite synonym and euphemism for penis?

You can go top 5 if its too hard to pick your favourite (teehee hard)

[Laddy]

An ad once told me that gays will teach our children about gay sex in elementary. Is this your agenda?Yes. Gay sex ed is a new governemnt policy.


By what year do you plan to have taken over the planet?Two thousand and fabulous.


How often do you cruise public bathrooms for anonymous sex? All the time or only sometimes?All the time.


Do you often go out specifically looking for men to turn gay?

EDIT: Cheater -.-
If they're good-looking enough.

All the time or only sometimes?
ALL TIEMZ

Do you make a lot of sexually explicit posts on your facebook and then accuse people of being homophobic when they're all like "ew why are you posting all of these graphic details of what goes in your butt I don't need to know."
I'm actually a virgin, tbh. My Facebook's pretty clean.

*Gay high-five*
*gay high-five*

Gay five!
*gay five*

What the H,E, double L is the gay yaoi clause? I can't find it on google :/
1. Yaoi is for girls by girls.
2. Yaoi is fantasy, it bears little to no relationship to actual gay couples.
3. Therefore, gay men as a whole do not like yaoi and to discuss it with them is silly.


Whats your favourite synonym and euphemism for penis?

You can go top 5 if its too hard to pick your favourite (teehee hard)

1. Schlong
2. Flesh Musket
3. Stairway to Heaven
4. Space Mountain
5. Disco Stick

[Yar]

YOU SKIPPED ME AGAIN HOMO :mad2:

[Freya]

3. Therefore, gay men as a whole do not like yaoi and to discuss it with them is silly.

I call lies on this.

[Levian]

What's your favorite fruit? Besides yourself.

[Laddy]

Are you gay?
Yes.

Have you ever been to a bath house?
No. :(

Does your mom know youre gay
Oh yeah! :D

I heard being gay was contagious. Are you trying to spread your gay?
Why not? People seem to like it.

Is the pope gay? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8)
Signs point to yes.

Is my dog gay?
Yes!

If girl has a threesome with two guys, does this make the guys gay with each other?
Not necessarily.

Is it true you eat our children?
Nope, unless he wants it.

did you get erections in the boy's showers when you were a teenager and in school?
I didn't dare enter those things.

What's your favorite fruit? Besides yourself.
Pomegranates.

[blackmage_nuke]

Do you cock block your straight male friends and revel in the fact that if they attempted to do the same with you they risk initiating a threeway?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Would you be my wingman?

[Bunny]

What's the weirdest thing you've put in your butt or in someone else's butt?

Don't say nothing because I know that is a fucking lie.

[Del Murder]

Does my ass look fat in these pants?

[Freya]

You still ignored yar :(

[Laddy]

If I have a threeway with Kaycee and Rhody does that make Kaycee gay
No, that just means she has goos taste.

If I have sex with a gay guy does that make me gay
That makes you perhaps gay. Like Tom Cruise.

Does my ass look fat in these pants?
YES

What's the weirdest thing you've put in your butt or in someone else's butt?

Don't say nothing because I know that is a fucking lie.
*says nothing*

Would you be my wingman?
Sure!

Do you cock block your straight male friends and revel in the fact that if they attempted to do the same with you they risk initiating a threeway?
No, actually. I just give them advice on girls.

You still ignored yar :(
Sorry Done.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Awesome, when are you available? We can help each other since there is no overlap of targets.

[Yar]

Did you skip me because you "like" me

[Mirage]

did you get erections in the boy's showers when you were a teenager and in school?
I didn't dare enter those things.


Because of the danger of getting erections? I'm just asking cause if I found myself in the girls' showers, I would pop a boner faster than I could say... boner.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Even with the ugly/fat chicks? :confused:

[Mirage]

I don't know about your school, but at mine, there was a bigger amount of acceptable girls than unacceptable.

[ShunNakamura]

What the H,E, double L is the gay yaoi clause? I can't find it on google :/
1. Yaoi is for girls by girls.
2. Yaoi is fantasy, it bears little to no relationship to actual gay couples.
3. Therefore, gay men as a whole do not like yaoi and to discuss it with them is silly.

I must admit I have never heard this one. Though then again the few times I have had a Yaoi title in front of me I haven't found it all that interesting, so I am not much into that scene(kinda odd though, generally I prefer manga made for women, Shoujo/Josei is often far more interesting than Shounen/Seinen).



Speaking of which, on average which would you say is the more common preference for gays. Shounen/Seinen or Shoujo/Josei?

I would hazard a guess that it is the former, but I imagine a number of people I know would guess the latter(falling prey to the gay men are feminine bias).

[Loony BoB]

Do you get turned on by dick, or just the rest of the body? If you get turned on by dick, what's it like when you see guys in toilets/changing rooms with their balls and all hanging out?

EDIT: Just saw that you didn't like going into guy's toilet's - just to clarify compared to the earlier questions, I'm thinking more mental than physical reactions and am also thinking more throughout life than just at high school. But after reading your answer to that earlier question, I have another: Would you prefer going to men's toilets or women's toilets if you had the choice?

EDIT: What do you think of girls, anyway? Just the same as straight guys do with other guys? Hmm, I wonder how that works. It's hard to compare if you can only be one or the other, I guess. D=

[Rodarian]

Do you have a crush on me....If so whats the reason :D

[Dignified Pauper]

This is out of hand. As a fellow gay, I ask you, what's the point of this?

[Roto13]

Do you like pretty little boys or big manly men?

[Psychotic]

Why does God hate you?

[G13]

This thread makes me laugh.

[Mirage]

This is out of hand. As a fellow gay, I ask you, what's the point of this?

Attention, gay pride, all that jazz

i would assume!

[Peegee]

Here's an interesting question.

I go naked in front of you. You:

1) get aroused by asian awesome-ness
2) get so disgusted you turn straight

I think it's win/win. D'accord?

[Meat Puppet]

Why are you killing America

[blackmage_nuke]

Would you be less or more interested in gay sex if there was a chance of pregnancy and ass-babies?

[Raistlin]

What exactly is your gay agenda to destroy America?

[Laddy]

What the H,E, double L is the gay yaoi clause? I can't find it on google :/
1. Yaoi is for girls by girls.
2. Yaoi is fantasy, it bears little to no relationship to actual gay couples.
3. Therefore, gay men as a whole do not like yaoi and to discuss it with them is silly.

I must admit I have never heard this one. Though then again the few times I have had a Yaoi title in front of me I haven't found it all that interesting, so I am not much into that scene(kinda odd though, generally I prefer manga made for women, Shoujo/Josei is often far more interesting than Shounen/Seinen).



Speaking of which, on average which would you say is the more common preference for gays. Shounen/Seinen or Shoujo/Josei?

I would hazard a guess that it is the former, but I imagine a number of people I know would guess the latter(falling prey to the gay men are feminine bias).Depends on the gay.


Do you get turned on by dick, or just the rest of the body? If you get turned on by dick, what's it like when you see guys in toilets/changing rooms with their balls and all hanging out?

EDIT: Just saw that you didn't like going into guy's toilet's - just to clarify compared to the earlier questions, I'm thinking more mental than physical reactions and am also thinking more throughout life than just at high school. But after reading your answer to that earlier question, I have another: Would you prefer going to men's toilets or women's toilets if you had the choice?

EDIT: What do you think of girls, anyway? Just the same as straight guys do with other guys? Hmm, I wonder how that works. It's hard to compare if you can only be one or the other, I guess. D=Most of my friends are girls, but I have never ben attracted to one.

And no, just the guys at my school are ugly.


Do you have a crush on me....If so whats the reason :D
Not really, I just think you're very good looking. You've got a nice personality and a real good face.

This is out of hand. As a fellow gay, I ask you, what's the point of this?
Just havin' fun.

Do you like pretty little boys or big manly men?
Manly men. Prfereably ethnic and intelligent to boot.

Why does God hate you?
I'm god's gift to humanity.

This thread makes me laugh.
Indeed.

Here's an interesting question.

I go naked in front of you. You:

1) get aroused by asian awesome-ness
2) get so disgusted you turn straight

I think it's win/win. D'accord?
Probably one more than two. I'm really not all that into asians, though.

Why are you killing America
So we can form a Gay Empire.

Would you be less or more interested in gay sex if there was a chance of pregnancy and ass-babies?
Less, just because babies scare me.

[Baloki]

Seriously? If I posted this I'd be drunk tanked faster then Psy in an old peoples home :/

[Roto13]

Seriously? If I posted this I'd be drunk tanked faster then Psy in an old peoples home :/

Make an "Ask a Furry" thread!

[Peegee]

See Laddy just admitted I'm awesome ^_^

@Laddy can you comment on my view that sexual orientation doesn't exist and is really just a spectrum of intensity?

[Laddy]

See Laddy just admitted I'm awesome ^_^

@Laddy can you comment on my view that sexual orientation doesn't exist and is really just a spectrum of intensity?

Sorry, I missed yours! My comment is that while it was ceratinly interesting, it had little impact or importance to me.

[Peegee]

See Laddy just admitted I'm awesome ^_^

@Laddy can you comment on my view that sexual orientation doesn't exist and is really just a spectrum of intensity?

Sorry, I missed yours! My comment is that while it was ceratinly interesting, it had little impact or importance to me.

But it implies that people who are straight simply aren't conditioned and reinforced to enjoy homosexual sex!

[Laddy]

Good lord, I thought you were Raistlin again, this is certainly confusing! Well, it's an interesting theory, but I just don't see how any of the gay people I know were "conditioned." How are you conditioned?

Gays were gayblessed by gaygod. That is all.

[JKTrix]

I like how the highly religious girl was carrying a 'secret yaoi collection' on the bus

[Shiny]

Why does God hate you?

Hahahaha

It's like the Westboro Church people. "God Hates Fag Enablers"

I don't even know what a fag enabler is, do you?

[JKTrix]

I don't even know what a fag enabler is, do you?

Anyone who doesn't burn them at the stake once they come out.

[Yar]

Tyra Banks is a fag enabler duh

[NorthernChaosGod]

Would you ever have sex with a girl?


I don't know about your school, but at mine, there was a bigger amount of acceptable girls than unacceptable.

This brings me to my second point, how easy are you? :tongue:

[Mirage]

Moderately easy. I'll fuck anything that doesn't look like a monster.

[RedPouch]

I don't even know what a fag enabler is, do you?
People that are "okay" with it, even Christians who are "okay" with it. That church believes that America is "doomed" because they've supposedly risen with one voice to say that it's okay to be gay. They also feel this way about various other countries, such as Canada, and even Sweden due to the royal family there [which is odd considering that many Swedish people are on the homophobic side].

[Meat Puppet]

I don't even know what a fag enabler is, do you?
people who drop the soap

(peas: thanks modulator for fixing that code error)

[Laddy]

Would you ever have sex with a girl?
Non, monsieur!


This brings me to my second point, how easy are you? :tongue:
Pretty damn easy.

[Roto13]

Pretty damn easy for a virgin on the internet?

[Laddy]

Pretty damn easy for a virgin on the internet?
Yes.

[Clo]

Laddy, this is really important.

Is it possible to be too fabulous?

[Laddy]

Laddy, this is really important.

Is it possible to be too fabulous?
No. Tim Gunn once said, "Make it work," and I'm making it work. I'm pretty sure I'm making it work to infinity.

[Peegee]

Good lord, I thought you were Raistlin again, this is certainly confusing! Well, it's an interesting theory, but I just don't see how any of the gay people I know were "conditioned." How are you conditioned?

Gays were gayblessed by gaygod. That is all.

Well here's the thing - couldn't I be taught to enjoy the company of men, and you with females? Females DO feel good you know - just because you think they are icky doesn't mean they are - it means that you haven't smelled a woman and held her soft body

nb: neither have you pg you tard stfu

Anyway if you can be taught to like girls I can be taught to like girls too!

[Laddy]

Okay, Peeg.

[Peegee]

Okay, Peeg.

xD <3

[NorthernChaosGod]

Would you ever have sex with a girl?
Non, monsieur!

What about for money?

[Laddy]

Would you ever have sex with a girl?
Non, monsieur!

What about for money?

Shlup or none.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Which member are you most physically attracted to?

[Laddy]

Which member are you most physically attracted to?
Levian, Breine, or Rod.

[Roto13]

What has more gay dudes in it, UFC or Kirkpinar?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay. Levian, Breine, Rod. MFK. Go.

[Laddy]

What has more gay dudes in it, UFC or Kirkpinar?
UFC.