Ask a BAMF

[fire_of_avalon]

If you got enough sack.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Favorite brand of scotch?

[Roto13]

What sort of man could tame you?

[G13]

Will you teach me your ways?

[Psychotic]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[Mirage]

what does BAMF mean?

[Roto13]

what does BAMF mean?

It's the sound she makes when she teleports, gawd.

[fire_of_avalon]

Favorite brand of scotch?
*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?


What sort of man could tame you?
http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images/bruce-willis.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283116867564

Will you teach me your ways?
Read this: Georges St-Pierre - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_St-Pierre)
Then this: Anne Bonny - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny)
Then call me.


Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you (BAMFs can get down with Karen mother smurfing Carpenter)


what does BAMF mean?
Bad Ass Mother smurfer.

[NeoCracker]

How bout I ask you to shut your BAMFin' mouth! :mad2:
I AM UNSURE AND FRIGHTENED OF HOW TO APPROACH YOUR PROPOSITION. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO BE A MORE CONFIDENT NEOCRACKER?

[fire_of_avalon]

I AM UNSURE AND FRIGHTENED OF HOW TO APPROACH YOUR PROPOSITION. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO BE A MORE CONFIDENT NEOCRACKER?
Just be yourself, NeoCracker. Just keep on being yourself.

[NeoCracker]

The snipping makes that kind of difficult. :cry:

[Del Murder]

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?

[Mirage]

Oh, so it's almost the same as a BAMS then.

What is the most mothersmuferish thing you've done lately?

[Roto13]

If you were to kick one staff member's ass, who would it be?

Are you BAMF enough to ignore a double post?

[rubah]

foa, have I got enough sack?

[fire_of_avalon]

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?
This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.

Oh, so it's almost the same as a BAMS then.

What is the most mothersmuferish thing you've done lately?
Ate a pinecone.

If you were to kick one staff member's ass, who would it be?

Are you BAMF enough to ignore a double post?
BoB's.

What double post?

foa, have I got enough sack?
Yes ma'am, yes you do. I expect you to show up for BAMF training at sometimeamsharp tomorrow.

[Shlup]

As soon as I saw Laddy's thread I knew there was going to be a handful of spinoffs.

When are you going to foxy box me?

[Pheesh]

Are you bad ass enough to film and post a video of you and Shlup foxy boxing?

[fire_of_avalon]

As soon as I saw Laddy's thread I knew there was going to be a handful of spinoffs.

When are you going to foxy box me?
I don't want to hurt your pretty face. Or your pretty anything else :jokey:


Are you bad ass enough to film and post a video of you and Shlup foxy boxing?
See above.

[Bunny]

Do you like hot dogs?

[NeoCracker]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[fire_of_avalon]

Do you like hot dogs?
Yep.

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Not enough BAMFitude in your bladder. You can come to training with allie.

[escobert]

I refuse to answer all these questions cuz I'm a BAMF :bigsmile:

[Meat Puppet]

bruce willis is my dad
unfortunately i take after my mother
demi moore

[Mirage]

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?
This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.
But knockouts are way more badass than submissions :(.

[Roto13]

Did you edit my post or did rubarb?

[Rodarian]

If you were a guy and was asked to make a baby with one of the single ladies of eyes on..Who would it be


Oh and will you have a spin with me around the merry-go-round.:spin:

[Clo]

How near to you can I go before I catch on fire due to the BAMF rays you give off?

[Peegee]

who is your favorite asian eoffer?

[Shiny]

If you could play in any Quentin Tarantino film, what would it be and why?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Favorite brand of scotch?
*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?
Both! :mad2:

[Roto13]

Would you make out with me?

[fire_of_avalon]

I refuse to answer all these questions cuz I'm a BAMF :bigsmile:
You don't answer, you ask!


bruce willis is my dad
unfortunately i take after my mother
demi moore
She's pretty good looking, though. Can you give me your daddy's phone number?



What's the most ass you've ever kicked?
This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.
But knockouts are way more badass than submissions :(.
I didn't want them all to cry.

Did you edit my post or did rubarb?
This has nothing to do with BAMFery.

If you were a guy and was asked to make a baby with one of the single ladies of eyes on..Who would it be


Oh and will you have a spin with me around the merry-go-round.:spin:
It would be Allie because between us that baby would be so fucking smart.

How near to you can I go before I catch on fire due to the BAMF rays you give off?
They're making suits now, so I can hang out with people more often.


who is your favorite asian eoffer?
Too many good ones to choose from!

If you could play in any Quentin Tarantino film, what would it be and why?
Kill Bill vol. 2. I would probably have to be B.B. though :aimmad:



Favorite brand of scotch?
*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?
Both! :mad2:
Single Malt: I really haven't had much single malt scotch. I had Glenlivet once and it was alright. Blended: Johnnie Walker Black Label

Would you make out with me?
Depends on how Dilcio would feel about that.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I approve of the Johnnie Walker. Do you have any desire to try Blue Label? I do.

[fire_of_avalon]

If you get your hands on Blue label, your ass had better invite me to come play.

[kotora]

please don't tell me you prefer that awful Johnny Walker crap over some good ol' Jack

[fire_of_avalon]

I can enjoy scotch but in my heart I am a bourbon girl. I like Jack too, don't get me wrong.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If you get your hands on Blue label, your ass had better invite me to come play.

I most definitely will. Will you lecture me on your badass ways while we drink? Can we smoke cigars?

[Miriel]

Will you kick my ass if you don't get your Christmas card in time for Christmas? :(

[fire_of_avalon]

If you get your hands on Blue label, your ass had better invite me to come play.

I most definitely will. Will you lecture me on your badass ways while we drink? Can we smoke cigars?
Lecturing is not BAMF. I will give you some protips though. And I might try to smoke a cigar, if the entire thing doesn't fall to ash as soon as it meets my lips like so many, many other things in my life.

Will you kick my ass if you don't get your Christmas card in time for Christmas? :(
Not at all, because I am pretty sure all of mine are gonna be late.

[あるはずのないピカチュウ]

smurfing hell why am i spamming when i can't even see my damned post count son of a two legged horse with aids do you think you should put down a goat that somehow goat herpes wtf?

[escobert]

I refuse to answer all these questions cuz I'm a BAMF :bigsmile:
You don't answer, you ask!



the title says ask a BAMF and well, I am a BAMF and I refuse to answer!

[Jessweeee♪]

foa how do I be a BAMF like you?

[fire_of_avalon]

smurfing hell why am i spamming when i can't even see my damned post count son of a two legged horse with aids do you think you should put down a goat that somehow goat herpes wtf?
No.

foa how do I be a BAMF like you?
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=131748 (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/131748/babies-rocking-lol.html)

[kotora]

I tried that jumping over babies with a skateboard thing, didn't jump as far as I'd hoped :(

[Raistlin]

I punched a baby. Does that count?

[fire_of_avalon]

I tried that jumping over babies with a skateboard thing, didn't jump as far as I'd hoped :(
Did you have salsa later?


I punched a baby. Does that count?
Liars are not BAMF.