Ask an Attention Whore

[Roto13]

Go on, ask me what it's like to be so honest.

[Rocket Edge]

Roto, what's it like to be so honest?

[Roto13]

Roto, what's it like to be so honest?

It's really hard because sometimes I want to lie about stuff. Like sometimes I don't want to be honest about the fact that I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes and have a flying car that can also travel through space.

[Rodarian]

How much do you hate me roto...Is it because I'm a Muslim!

[Roto13]

How much do you hate me roto...Is it because I'm a Muslim!

I don't hate you! I rejected your Facebook friend request because I don't really know you that well.

My best friend is Muslim, actually. Like, hardcore Saudi Arabian FOB Muslim.

[Yar]

Did you have another account here while you were banned

[Roto13]

Did you have another account here while you were banned

:shifty:

[Old Manus]

Don't worry Rodarian, I'm sure there's an Islamophobe contingent around these parts that is more than welcoming to hate you.

[Bunny]

If you were walking down the street and saw two dudes going at it in what you consider a "sexy way", what would your initial and secondary reactions be? Would they include boners?

[Clo]

Dear Attention Whore,

How can I get more attention?

And not from NorthernChaosGod.

But like... normal attention.

Thanks.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What's the most attention you've ever received?


Dear Attention Whore,

How can I get more attention?

And not from NorthernChaosGod.

But like... normal attention.

Thanks.

:mad2:

[Roto13]

If you were walking down the street and saw two dudes going at it in what you consider a "sexy way", what would your initial and secondary reactions be? Would they include boners?
First would be to faint because my delicate sensibilities would have been offended. If they were still going at it when I came to, I would probably film it.

Dear Attention Whore,

How can I get more attention?

And not from NorthernChaosGod.

But like... normal attention.

Thanks.
Threaten to kill yourself in a chat room. Trust me, this works.

What's the most attention you've ever received?

One time I went on a televised talent show and everyone thought I would fail because my dress was ugly and my hair was messy but then I sang a song from a musical and people clapped and cheered and everyone was shocked and then it got posted on YouTube.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vid or it didn't happen.

[Mirage]

How much attention did you whore out yesterday? Can you try to get more attention from me?

[Roto13]

How much attention did you whore out yesterday? Can you try to get more attention from me?

Yesterday I started to cry in the middle of a busy street and got all kinds of attention. I get plenty of attention from you already!

[Mirage]

No you don't, and definitely not now

[Vyk]

Who's your attention-pimp?

[Roto13]

No you don't, and definitely not now
Are you asking to see me naked?

Who's your attention-pimp?
I couldn't stand to have to share the spotlight with anyone. The thought of it sickens me.

[Mirage]

No you don't, and definitely not now
Are you asking to see me naked?

Are you a visually pleasing human female?

[あるはずのないピカチュウ]

Can I spam in your thread or is that not allowed?

[Yar]

I just want to point out that I am NOT the one spamming in Japanese this time. I usually keep that to MSN conversations. :D

[あるはずのないピカチュウ]

Hey man my title is in Japanese I can't help it.

It was supposed to be with ”の帽子”　but something happened so now I am an inanimate Pikachu that should not exist 残念ですね what the smurf I need add Chinese IME to this laptop so I can spam in Chinese too.

There is this cute girl named Choco Blanka that plays Street Fighter my Japanese is bad but I am trying to win her help please help me! She is already in a relationship with Momochi but I feel I can go Sako on his ass I think I confused everybody by now.

Here is a story:

むかし、　あのピカチュウはサトシを食べたが、　進化しなかった。　しかし、　サトシはピカチュウのお腹の中からピカチュウを殺した。　でもさ、　サトシは誤って自分も殺した。　本当は、　そんなことはありません でした。

つまり、　みんなポケモンゲットだぜ！

Also to keep this thread on topic:

Is it okay to attention whore in poorly written Japanese thanks!

[Roto13]

No you don't, and definitely not now
Are you asking to see me naked?

Are you a visually pleasing human female?
I'm a visually pleasing human. That's close enough I think.

Can I spam in your thread or is that not allowed?
General Chat is basically a spam forum but they won't admit it.

Is it okay to attention whore in poorly written Japanese thanks!
Yes. Spamming in Japanese makes people ignore your posts so that's more attention for me!

[Inferno]

Why Harrison Ford ?

[Roto13]

Why Harrison Ford ?

Because he looks so much like me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Prove it.

[Roto13]

Prove it.

http://i.imgur.com/vsIQ5.jpg

[Alive-Cat]

I will never be able to unsee what I just saw. Never.

[Roto13]

Why on earth would you want to?

[DMKA]

Why on earth would you want to?

I know I don't. :love:

[Vyk]

Is that a 2x4 in your hand, or are you just happy to see us?

[Roto13]

More like happy to be seen.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:, that's just a picture of Harrison Ford.

[Roto13]

Well obviously you can't tell us apart! That's the point.

[Inferno]

Proof (http://coolhqpix.blogspot.com/2010/03/rare-photos-of-celebrities.html)

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/S47l4n42yAI/AAAAAAAAsNg/QaYvUj-GnsM/s1600-h/rare_celebrity_pics_17.jpg

Wtf is RDJ wearing? :confused:

[Roto13]

He's the best drag queen ever, obviously.