View Full Version : Racoon-eyed Busty Women on Porno Magazines
Shlup
12-20-2010, 01:27 AM
So I was lingerie shopping in the adult funtimes store last night and I was walking past where all the magazines are and there was a big rack thing with all the pornographic magazines on it, and I noticed...nine out of every ten of them had pictures of an almost naked busty chick on them. Some of them almost looked pornographic even.
I don't understand...is this a ploy to market toward men? Does it work? Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?
Seriously, this is my biggest question in life right now. Tell me.
NorthernChaosGod
12-20-2010, 01:30 AM
Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?
Daddy didn't pay enough attention to them as children.
Dirty old men don't want to see flat-chested thin-haired wrinkley women. Though huge knockers and big hair isn't really my thing. But really? Big hair? Isn't that like ... 80's fashion?
That sounds horrifying Mandee. :/
Something to grab and something to look at?
Those roles can be filled by either feature.
rubah
12-20-2010, 04:31 AM
Man, I dunno! I sure wouldn't buy a magazine with a naked busty woman on there!
Necronopticous
12-20-2010, 07:57 AM
Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?
Because prepubescent pornography is illegal.
Rantz
12-20-2010, 08:12 AM
I heard they have breasts on the iPod now.
あるはずのないピカチュウ
12-20-2010, 08:45 AM
Sorry but all my porn in is video form so I wouldn't know!
Loony BoB
12-20-2010, 01:11 PM
So I was lingerie shopping in the adult funtimes store last night and I was walking past where all the magazines are and there was a big rack thing with all the pornographic magazines on it, and I noticed...nine out of every ten of them had pictures of an almost naked busty chick on them. Some of them almost looked pornographic even.
I don't understand...is this a ploy to market toward men? Does it work? Why are there random big-haired busty women on the front of dirty magazines?
Seriously, this is my biggest question in life right now. Tell me.
Because that's what most of their target audience prefer. Were most of them blonde? Blonde hair and a big bust are both signs of fertility, and therefore are considered to be attractive to cavemen. And most guys these days haven't advanced beyond cavemen when it comes to sexual nature. :) In Roman times, non-blonde whores would wear blonde wigs for this reason as it would lead to an increase of 'sales'.
kotora
12-20-2010, 01:19 PM
it's because men are perverted pigs
I'm totally not like that though, hot blonde women with big boobs are disgusting to me !
Psychotic
12-20-2010, 04:31 PM
the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.
Shorty
12-20-2010, 05:00 PM
Who doesn't like extensions, collagen injections and plastic breasts? Give the porn stars a chance.
Loony BoB
12-20-2010, 05:11 PM
Oh, yeah, you guys live in America. I agree that collagen and plastic surgery are a bit on the 'yerk' side of pornography. I thought you were talking about girls who are naturally busty and don't need whatever facial surgery they do these days because they're still only about 18-21 and probably naive... which pretty much sums up most page 3 girls in the UK.
As for proper porn rather than page 3 porn (ie softcore images), everyone should know by now that the only way you see real girls these days is via amateurs.
I don't care about hair extensions. So long as I'm not running my fingers through their hair, it's not making much of a difference, is it?
Shiny
12-20-2010, 05:38 PM
So Dolly Parton basically?
Do they have those long-ass fingernails that make no sense??
Shlup
12-20-2010, 10:21 PM
For those answering me seriously, please read (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/135386-sweaty-muscular-men-romance-novels.html).
Porn stars are hot. Everybody loves plastic.
Loony BoB
12-21-2010, 12:47 PM
Oh. Yeah, the words 'busty women' tend to catch my attention far faster than 'muscular men'. =x
Madonna
12-21-2010, 01:45 PM
So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?
Ladies with their own brand of self are the most attractive. I myself do not even know what I mean.
kotora
12-21-2010, 02:18 PM
So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?
Ladies with their own brand of self are the most attractive. I myself do not even know what I mean.
kinda like how pop stars have their own clothing and perfume lines?
Shlup
12-21-2010, 09:14 PM
So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?
A lady never tells.
rubber fist
Meat Puppet
12-21-2010, 10:06 PM
Raccoons are pretty cool, but I am more a kinkajou man, myself.
the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.
Did you just come out? I think you did.
Shoden
12-22-2010, 10:22 PM
If it works it works and it does! People will buy the magazine for totally legitimate, clean and appropriate reason. <_< ... >_>
the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.
Did you just come out? I think you did.
I'm actually with him. Cute or pretty girls (natural ones?), are generally a lot more attractive to me than someone trying too hard to exude sexiness. Especially after they fake out their body
the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.
Did you just come out? I think you did.
I'm actually with him. Cute or pretty girls (natural ones?), are generally a lot more attractive to me than someone trying too hard to exude sexiness. Especially after they fake out their body
You had to take me srs :stare: I just like pointing out Paul's gaiety-ness.
Nah I just replied seriously. I knew you were joking and how it sounded. I still agreed with him. Even if he was joking too
Old Manus
12-24-2010, 01:02 PM
I like racoons
Namelessfengir
12-24-2010, 08:29 PM
Raccoons are pretty cool, but I am more a kinkajou man, myself.
tanuki are superior!!!
as for the porn mags being 80s style thats cause the poor internet-less souls that still buy mags like these more than likely started there sexual "careers" with a busty-big-haired raccoon
its their "default setting" for their sexuality like your first big crush you compare all others to it
my example: faith hot brunette so now im partial to dark hair above most others
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