Predictions! (2010 end year Ciddies) Vote before reading this thread!

[Rantz]

Here is where you predict who wins what award in the Ciddies! The rules are simple: 1) Vote before reading this. We don't want predictions influencing votes! And 2) Predict one winner for every category (or winner pair for those categories). I'll tally the predictions up and see who the psychic among us is as the winners are presented!


1. Best Member
Bunny
Guardian XIII
Psychotic
Raistlin
Rantzien
ShlupQuack

2. Best Male
Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Clo
fire_of_avalon
Fujiko
Jessweeee♪
ShlupQuack
Shorty
Rye

4. Best Admin
Cid
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rantzien
Roogle
ShlupQuack

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon
Jessweeee♪
Levian
Rye
Shiny
theundeadhero
Wolf Kanno

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki
Croyles
Goldenboko
JKTrix
Momiji
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent
Meat Puppet
Ouch!
Raistlin
rubah

8. Best Veteran
Bunny
Guardian XIII
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Miriel

9. Best Regular
Elskidor
Guardian XIII
missaira
Shattered Dreamer
Sir Lancealot
Timekeeper

10. Best Newbie
Clo
Naomi The Insane
Raven Riley

11. Nicest Member
Guardian XIII
Jessweeee♪
Levian
Rantzien
Rye
Shorty

12. Evilest Member
Baloki
Bunny
DK
kotora
Marshall Banana
Psychotic
Raistlin
Roto13
Shiny
ShlupQuack

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package
enano
Jiro
Laddy
Levian
Rantzien
Rodarian

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo
Fujiko
Miriel
Miss_Lulu
rubah
Rye
Shorty
Zeldy

15. Best Custom Rank
Jiro
Peegee
ShlupQuack

16. Best Avatar
Bunny
Clo
Del Murder
Guardian XIII
Jiro
Rye

17. Best Signature
Del Murder
eternal essence
Freya
I'm my own MILF
Rantzien
Shorty

18. Best Artist
black orb
Blues Agent
novaheaven
Pete for President
Sagensyg

19. Best Writer
eternal essence
Guardian XIII
Jiro
Psychotic

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF
Laddy
Levian
Raistlin
Rantzien
Rye
Yeargdribble

21. Best Spammer
Bunny
Christmas
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
ShlupQuack

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko
Melissaur
o_O
Rye

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas
Fujiko
Iceglow
nik0tine
Rantzien
Shiny

24. Best Blogger
Miriel
ShlupQuack
Yeargdribble

25. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/133916-mindsmurf-mafia-game-over-town-win-triple-h-gods-heroes.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/135234-raistlin-overpowered-invincible.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/129437-vg-babes-week.html

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134799-engagement-proposals-2.html#post2922731
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/130930-halo-reach-heroes-half-shell-turtle-god-damn-power-22.html#post2930515
http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/135290-mafia-xvii-game-thread-day-6-backlash-no-mercy-armageddon-15.html#post2936490

27. Funniest Member
Bunny
Guardian XIII
Iceglow
Psychotic
Rantzien

28. Weirdest Member
Alive-Man
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Meat Puppet
Peegee
Wolf Kanno

29. Best Returning Member
Alive-Man
Chimp
Daryl
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Cid
fire_of_avalon
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
Psychotic
Raistlin
ShlupQuack

31. Most Informative Member
I'm my own MILF
Iceglow
Miriel
Raistlin
Rantzien
Wolf Kanno
Yeargdribble

32. Most Productive Member
Goldenboko
Loony BoB
Rantzien
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke
Marshall Banana
Miriel
Yeargdribble

34. Most Improved Member
DMKA
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Shoeberto
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Demon Dude
eestlinc
Flying Mullet
Quin
RSL

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Roto13
Wolf Kanno

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Jessweeee♪
JKTrix
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O
Rantzien
Samuraid

39. Most Helpful Member
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
Rantzien
rubah
Shoeberto

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Fujiko & o_O
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Blues Agent
Breine
Bunny
Goldenboko
Guardian XIII
Jiro

42. Get Banned
Bunny
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
kotora
Peegee
Roto13
Yeargdribble

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel
Naomi The Insane
Timekeeper

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid
Future Esthar
Loony BoB
smittenkitten
SuperMillionaire

45. Grow a massive beard
enano
Guardian XIII
Jiro
Leeza
Rantzien
ShlupQuack

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas
Clo
Jiro
Loony BoB
Psychotic

47. Be on the Naughty List :jokey:
fire_of_avalon
Freya
NorthernChaosGod
Raistlin
Rye
ShlupQuack
Zeldy

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya
Laddy
Marshall Banana
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Blues Agent
Evastio
Lusty Justy
Peegee
Psychotic
Raistlin

50. Get Together
Clo & Raistlin
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod
Iceglow & Raven Riley
Miriel & Raistlin
Peegee & Raistlin
Shorty & Sir Lancealot

[Jessweeee♪]

You all suck.



1. Best Member
Rantzien


2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Clo

4. Best Admin
Rantzien

5. Best Cid's Knight
Levian

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Clo

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

12. Evilest Member
Bunny

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Fujiko

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

18. Best Artist
Pete for President

19. Best Writer
Psychotic

20. Best Poster
Rantzien

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas

24. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER!

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Raistlin

31. Most Informative Member
Rantzien

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Wolf Kanno

37. Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix
Or maybe even me, if only because everyone might be tired of the same people winning this one xD

38. Most Helpful Techy
Rantzien

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Future Esthar

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack
A female growing a beard! Ha ha! A joke!

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

47. Be on the Naughty List
Zeldy

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Lusty Justy

50. Get Together
Peegee & Raistlin



tl;dr: Rantzien will sweep!

[TheGlassesGirl]

I'd like to win Best Newbie, but Clo will probably get it. It'd be odd if I got Most Likely to Win for the First Time if I didn't win, however. o _o

I don't know many of the nominees, so I mostly voted for who I knew.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Psychotic

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
Jiro

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Shorty

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Rye

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Melissaur

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack


25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Psychotic

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin

32. Most Productive Member
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
Yeargdribble

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Quin

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah

40. Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Peegee

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid

45. Grow a massive beard
Rantzien

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Jiro

47. Be on the Naughty List
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Blues Agent

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod

[Clo]

I'm just gonna pick willy nilly and see how right I get. Yay, randomness!

Also, I already won Best Newbie, so Naomi deserves it.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Rantzien

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Guardian XIII

12. Evilest Member
Bunny

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Zeldy

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

18. Best Artist
Sagensyg

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Melissaur

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas

24. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html)

26. Best Post
\ (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134799-engagement-proposals-2.html#post2922731)Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/130930-halo-reach-heroes-half-shell-turtle-god-damn-power-22.html#post2930515)

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Alive-Man

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
RSL

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Roto13

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Jessweeee♪

38. Most Helpful Techy
Rantzien

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid

45. Grow a massive beard
Jiro

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Psychotic

47. Be on the Naughty List :jokey:
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Raistlin

50. Get Together
Peegee & Raistlin

[TheGlassesGirl]

Aww, now I feel like a jerk for not voting for ya, Clo. :G

[Raistlin]

1. Best Member
Rantzien

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Rantzien

5. Best Cid's Knight
Jessweeee♪

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Clo

11. Nicest Member
Guardian XIII

12. Evilest Member
Bunny

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Rye

15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

21. Best Spammer
Peegee -- because you people have terrible taste in spam.

22. Best Chatter
Rye

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals.

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon

31. Most Informative Member
I'm my own MILF

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

34. Most Improved Member
DMKA

35. Most Missed Member
RSL

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

40. Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Bunny

42. Get Banned
Roto13

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
SuperMillionaire

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack -- even though Jiro's the correct pick.

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

47. Be on the Naughty List
Zeldy

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Peegee

50. Get Together
Miriel & Raistlin

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd like to win Best Newbie, but Clo will probably get it. It'd be odd if I got Most Likely to Win for the First Time if I didn't win, however. o _o

I don't know many of the nominees, so I mostly voted for who I knew.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Psychotic

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
Jiro

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Shorty

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Rye

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Melissaur

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack


25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Psychotic

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin

32. Most Productive Member
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
Yeargdribble

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Quin

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah

40. Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Peegee

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid

45. Grow a massive beard
Rantzien

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Jiro

47. Be on the Naughty List
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Blues Agent

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod
You voted your "homeboy" for all the bad ones. :mad2:

[TheGlassesGirl]

I'd like to win Best Newbie, but Clo will probably get it. It'd be odd if I got Most Likely to Win for the First Time if I didn't win, however. o _o

I don't know many of the nominees, so I mostly voted for who I knew.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Psychotic

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
Jiro

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Shorty

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Rye

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Melissaur

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack


25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Psychotic

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin

32. Most Productive Member
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
Yeargdribble

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Quin

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah

40. Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Peegee

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid

45. Grow a massive beard
Rantzien

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Jiro

47. Be on the Naughty List
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Blues Agent

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod
You voted your "homeboy" for all the bad ones. :mad2:

I know! :jess:

[Peegee]

50. Get Together
Miriel & Raistlin

Miriel has NEVER won a ciddie, so please vote for her for the above award so she can win one.

Thanks!

[Sir Lancealot]

1. Best Member
Psychotic

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII

3. Best Female
Jessweeee♪

4. Best Admin
ShlupQuack

5. Best Cid's Knight
Rye

6. Best Site Staff
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
rubah

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII

9. Best Regular
Timekeeper

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Jessweeee♪

12. Evilest Member
Marshall Banana

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo

15. Best Custom Rank
Jiro

16. Best Avatar
Jiro

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Raistlin

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
o_O

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER!

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon

31. Most Informative Member
Miriel

32. Most Productive Member
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

34. Most Improved Member
Shoeberto

35. Most Missed Member
RSL

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Wolf Kanno

37. Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Jiro

42. Get Banned
Yeargdribble

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Future Esthar

45. Grow a massive beard
Guardian XIII

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

47. Be on the Naughty List:jokey:
Freya

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Raistlin

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd like to win Best Newbie, but Clo will probably get it. It'd be odd if I got Most Likely to Win for the First Time if I didn't win, however. o _o

I don't know many of the nominees, so I mostly voted for who I knew.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Psychotic

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
Jiro

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Shorty

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Rye

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Melissaur

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack


25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Psychotic

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin

32. Most Productive Member
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
Yeargdribble

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Quin

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah

40. Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Peegee

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid

45. Grow a massive beard
Rantzien

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Jiro

47. Be on the Naughty List
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Blues Agent

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod
You voted your "homeboy" for all the bad ones. :mad2:

I know! :jess:
Why do you hate me? :(

[Jiro]

1. Best Member
Rantzien

2. Best Male
I'm my own MILF

3. Best Female
Clo

4. Best Admin
ShlupQuack

5. Best Cid's Knight
Rye

6. Best Site Staff
Goldenboko

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF

9. Best Regular
Shattered Dreamer

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Jessweeee♪

12. Evilest Member
Bunny

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu

15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack

16. Best Avatar
Guardian XIII

17. Best Signature
eternal essence

18. Best Artist
Sagensyg

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Levian

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER!

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

28. Weirdest Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Psychotic

31. Most Informative Member
Iceglow

32. Most Productive Member
Loony BoB

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

34. Most Improved Member
DMKA

35. Most Missed Member
Demon Dude

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Blues Agent

42. Get Banned
Peegee

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Loony BoB

45. Grow a massive beard
enano

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

47. Be on the Naughty List
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Laddy

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Lusty Justy

50. Get Together
Peegee & Raistlin

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't like them like this! I like the ones with hilarious explanations. ADD HILARIOUS EXPLANATIONS OR SO HELP MEEEEEEEEEE.

[Psychotic]

Sheesh alright megan keep your panties on. And not on your head. Remember that photo? That was a good/bad day! Christ how long ago was that anyway? MEMORY LANE.

here we go anyway, hilarious explanations abound.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

I love the nominations for this. It's two perfect little cherubs in Eric and Rantzien, then a whole bunch of total smurfing assholes like Bunny, Raistlin, Shlup and of course myself. Team Jerk is going to get creamed, sadly.

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII

People who vote the same person for Best Member and Best Male are stupid. I'm just saying it right here right now. You're stupid. Eat balls. Eat balls and also worms.

3. Best Female
ShlupQuack

I'm just going to play this one safely. I am uninspired. Fujiko could be a bit of a dark horse though.


4. Best Admin
Rantzien

I would like to protest that this award is not "Who is the best at being an admin?", much like Best Male is not "Who is the best at being male?". It's, "Which admin kicks the most ass?" and frankly every admin that is not me is actually terrible at everything and I hope they contract some sort of disfiguring fungus. Not that this has anything to do with my prediction, I just wanted to rant and feel bitter.


5. Best Cid's Knight
Jessweeee♪

Her or Rye I guess. I wish I was a CK again I'd totally walk this Ciddie against those two upstart nubs. I think I need to get demoted.

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

The Site Staff do no work is now funny because it's true, and not because it's ironic! Take that, orange-titled peons! Oh Tavrobel, all is forgiven.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin

I have noticed a disturbing trend whereby people are actually starting to like this guy.

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII

If I pick the forum's most popular member to win everything nothing possibly could go wrong there, right?

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

HOW IS HE ELIGIBLE FOR BOTH THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

christ I can't help but look at every single Ciddie and think "Is this going to be Rantzien's or Guardian XIII's?"


12. Evilest Member
Bunny

A snarky remark here and there is all it takes to make you lot think someone is the second coming of Hitler.


13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

Another brilliant body part nomination brought to you by me. Aren't I great? :aimsun: But of course, my glory is nothing, NOTHING, compared to the shining beacon of hope that is pr00t's junk.
14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu

I feel like taking a chance with this one.

15. Best Custom Rank
Jiro

I think I nominated and voted for Jiro and I don't even remember what the hell it is.


16. Best Avatar
Del Murder

A timeless classic....THAT SUCKS! christ, Ciddie #16 and I'm already running out of witty put downs about the nominees. This isn't going to end well.

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

It's a cool piece of FFIX artwork.

18. Best Artist
black orb

I remember when Unne used to smash black orb at this Ciddie every year.

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

GO AWAY ERIC GOD DAMN IT.

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

He seems to get a billion reps every single second. So clearly he is going to hammer the competition for this Ciddie.

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

the man has an unfortunate disease whereby he cannot stop making awful threads. I pity him. And loathe him.

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko

I don't know nothin' 'bout no chat.

23. Best Visitor Messager
Fujiko

Let's keep the good times a-rollin'.

24. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble

He's the only person that still uses blogs.

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

It was a darned good time for participants and viewers and I wish we could do it every day.

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/general-chat/general-chat/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490

I don't even remember what the first one is. The second one is awesome but not going to win because you're all failures at life who can't appreciate art, and the third one... I... wha.... I love it. I want to marry it.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

I just didn't want to pick Rantzien or Eric again. One of them will probably win it, but I think I'm only perpetuating the cycle here.


28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow

Works for HMV, you know.


29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

Him or Alive-Man. And as Roto is the most active and in your face now that the Ciddies are here, naturally the award will go to him.

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon

She has a lot of strength in those biceps, lemme tell ya.

31. Most Informative Member
I'm my own MILF

I don't know. I don't get this Ciddie.

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien

I don't get this one either.

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

D'awwww hannah :love:

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

We saw his face improve week-by-week!

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet

I...hadn't even noticed he'd gone. And now I feel ashamed.

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

You get the feeling he looks down on the rest of us as not being worthy of sharing a gaming forum with someone of his immense power.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

I dunno.

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

Normally, this is a spiel from me about how much I dislike this Ciddie. Well, I was visited by three ghosts the other night, and I have had a change of heart. I say that, but in reality, I am the techy at work. Elderly volunteers + computers = "Paul how do I copy and paste again?" many times a day. I've also had to do some ridiculous server fixing :bou::bou::bou::bou: too! SERVER. LOOK AT ME. I'M USING THE WORD SERVER :jess: In summary, I have developed a new found respect for the techy. I wish you all the best of luck for this Ciddie.

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

Can I complain about this Ciddie instead? :hahaha:

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Because they're whoring for it, big time.

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

running out of eric comments to make here.

42. Get Banned
kotora

He's Dutch. Everybody hates the Dutch. Just ask multiple winner of this Ciddie, Aerith's Knight.

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

I actually have her winning three now. Good god.

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
SuperMillionaire

christ why are you people so fixated with Future Esthar?

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack

It's funny 'cause she's a hag :jess:

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

How is anybody going to do that? I mean, ignoring the obvious fact of the matter that Santa is non-existent, and ignoring the fact that Christmas is now over, how do you propose somebody is actually going to get up there to jack it? Hang glider? Jet pack? Fire a grappling hook and rappel (I don't know or care if I spelled that correctly) up there? And just what do they propose to do once they're up there? None of these members could ever hope to take on a fat bearded bloke in a fight and come out on top. He'd just jam his elbow into their face and crack their nose. Ho ho ho, have a nice fall, you smurf.

in summary, Christmas, because her name is relevant.

47. Be on the Naughty List
Rye

Is a whore.

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Marshall Banana

Dressed up as a bee once.


49. Be a Bad SeeD
Evastio

Another Ciddie that puzzles me.


50. Get Together
Clo & Raistlin

THIS one is going to be interesting as smurf. I can't wait. I'm going with the obvious one though.

[TheGlassesGirl]

I'd like to win Best Newbie, but Clo will probably get it. It'd be odd if I got Most Likely to Win for the First Time if I didn't win, however. o _o

I don't know many of the nominees, so I mostly voted for who I knew.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

2. Best Male
Rantzien

3. Best Female
Shorty

4. Best Admin
Psychotic

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
qwertysaur

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

8. Best Veteran
Jiro

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

10. Best Newbie
Naomi The Insane

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee

16. Best Avatar
Clo

17. Best Signature
Shorty

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

20. Best Poster
Rye

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Melissaur

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack


25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Psychotic

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin

32. Most Productive Member
Rye

33. Most Underrated Member
Yeargdribble

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

35. Most Missed Member
Quin

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah

40. Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Rye

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

42. Get Banned
Peegee

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid

45. Grow a massive beard
Rantzien

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Jiro

47. Be on the Naughty List
NorthernChaosGod

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Blues Agent

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod
You voted your "homeboy" for all the bad ones. :mad2:

I know! :jess:
Why do you hate me? :(

I don't, this is how I treat all my friends.

[fire_of_avalon]

Normally, this is a spiel from me about how much I dislike this Ciddie. Well, I was visited by three ghosts the other night, and I have had a change of heart. I say that, but in reality, I am the techy at work. Elderly volunteers + computers = "Paul how do I copy and paste again?" many times a day. I've also had to do some ridiculous server fixing too! SERVER. LOOK AT ME. I'M USING THE WORD SERVER In summary, I have developed a new found respect for the techy. I wish you all the best of luck for this Ciddie.
I just wanted to say that I TOTALLY FEEL YOU ON THIS. "Megan. Megan. MEEEEEEEGAAAAAAN. Tell me how to get this excel file to district. I just have to copy and paste all 86 sheets in a blank email, right?"

[Peegee]

Psy: you just jelly you're an admin and you still can't get rid of me.

What's it like being essentially a god on the forums and a lowly asian who hasn't managed to even get RM status after almost 10 years is stylin' on ya?

Come at me bro

[Psychotic]

psssssh

I was dominating best spammer before you hit 40, short round.

[Peegee]

psssssh

I was dominating best spammer before you hit 40, short round.

here comes the china jokes. If you were so great why am I going to win?

[Agent Proto]

Because Chinese products are so second-rate, like most of your spam? :D

[Peegee]

Because Chinese products are so second-rate, like most of your spam? :D

Good spam does not exist. Spam is just garbage. Psy is just mad he's an admin now and has to behave.

[Psychotic]

You're going to win 'cause I retired. You weren't able to take me when I was at my prime. I reached the top of the mountain, bro. I went out on top. Spam? So 2004! I live the high life of screwing with people's profiles for fun now, I don't need to out-spam punks like you. I'm Rocky without the sequels.

Also, no China jokes. Short person jokes and old person jokes! You're like Shlup and Levian rolled into one and it's oh-so beautiful :love:

[Peegee]

You're going to win 'cause I retired. You weren't able to take me when I was at my prime. I reached the top of the mountain, bro. I went out on top. Spam? So 2004! I live the high life of screwing with people's profiles for fun now, I don't need to out-spam punks like you. I'm Rocky without the sequels.

Also, no China jokes. Short person jokes and old person jokes! You're like Shlup and Levian rolled into one and it's oh-so beautiful :love:

Retired pfft. So jelly.

[Aerith's Knight]

My predictions, because I'm awesome, and more people should know that.


1. Best Member
Psychotic


2. Best Male
Psychotic

3. Best Female
Jessweeee♪

4. Best Admin
Loony BoB

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin

8. Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF

9. Best Regular
Shattered Dreamer

10. Best Newbie
Clo

11. Nicest Member
Shorty

12. Evilest Member
Bunny

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Rantzien

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu


15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack

16. Best Avatar
Del Murder

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

18. Best Artist
black orb

19. Best Writer
eternal essence

20. Best Poster
Raistlin

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko

23. Best Visitor Messager
Shiny

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack

25. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/130930-halo-reach-heroes-half-shell-turtle-god-damn-power-22.html#post2930515

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

28. Weirdest Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

30. Most Powerful Member
Loony BoB


31. Most Informative Member
Wolf Kanno

32. Most Productive Member
Goldenboko

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke

34. Most Improved Member
DMKA

35. Most Missed Member
Demon Dude

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah


40. Cutest Couple
Fujiko & o_O

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Blues Agent

42. Get Banned
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
smittenkitten

45. Grow a massive beard
enano

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Psychotic

47. Be on the Naughty List
Zeldy

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Raistlin

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod

[Jessweeee♪]

Normally, this is a spiel from me about how much I dislike this Ciddie. Well, I was visited by three ghosts the other night, and I have had a change of heart. I say that, but in reality, I am the techy at work. Elderly volunteers + computers = "Paul how do I copy and paste again?" many times a day. I've also had to do some ridiculous server fixing too! SERVER. LOOK AT ME. I'M USING THE WORD SERVER In summary, I have developed a new found respect for the techy. I wish you all the best of luck for this Ciddie.
I just wanted to say that I TOTALLY FEEL YOU ON THIS. "Megan. Megan. MEEEEEEEGAAAAAAN. Tell me how to get this excel file to district. I just have to copy and paste all 86 sheets in a blank email, right?"

After displaying my awesome ability to delete things and uninstall programs from the control panel, everyone insisted that I apply for some job in the newspaper about assisting someone with an "antique bus" and I'm like "wtf I don't even know what that is, how am I supposed to get hired for that?"

[Rantz]

AK, you need to put a prediction for category #13 if you want to be part of the official prediction party!

[Freya]

1. Best Member
Guardian XIII - Just stare at his beard. You'll understand this one.

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII - see previous comment

3. Best Female
Shorty - For showing the Forum the awesomeness that is our members beards.

4. Best Admin
Rantzien - Han är för älskvärd.

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon - Please don't hurt me foa :(

6. Best Site Staff
Goldenboko - Becasue he's the GOLDEN boy. Get it? heh

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin - He looks like a monkey, and he smells like one too :)

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII - Beard

9. Best Regular
Sir Lancealot - Beard

10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien - It's the bouncy language thing.

12. Evilest Member
kotora - He's been very jerkish of late!

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro - He's pinch me cute

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu - Even though she thought her hair was fried, she still manages to look cute as a button!

15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack - I honestly don't remember the ranks and I doubt others took the time either so they'll go for most notable name which is shlups.

16. Best Avatar
Clo - Come on! It's party cat!

17. Best Signature
Rantzien - While I'm bias cause I think my owls are hella tits, Rantzs pretty darn cool.

18. Best Artist
novaheaven - They came out of nowhere with a thread that my computer tells me has too many high quality images and stops loading. HIGH QUALITY! They must be good.

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII - Eyes on Effeff, nuff said.

20. Best Poster
Rantzien - I'm going with the sweede again.

21. Best Spammer
Peegee - I wouldn't say BEST just, he does it a lot.

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko - Form word of mouth I hear Fuji is the best.

23. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien - This damn swede is everywhere!

24. Best Blogger
Miriel - She posts food pictures. I think everyone likes food.

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest - Beards.

26. Best Post
Engagement and Proposals. - Whoever is GXIII's lucky girl is getting a black eye. She wasn't in the kitchen. BADUM TISH.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny - Bunny consistently makes me laugh at all of your stupidity when he points it out.

28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow - Well he is.

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13 - ROTO!

30. Most Powerful Member
ShlupQuack - Please don't hurt me.

31. Most Informative Member
Raistlin - He has sources for his info.

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien - Well it sure as hell isn't BoB.

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel- Go go Miriel-o!

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot - Beard.

35. Most Missed Member
Demon Dude - Well I miss him :(

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous - I wonder if he plays enough games that he'll start having his own sound effects.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno - He is ruler of the lower forums! God! King! King-god! God-king!

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O - On this forum I think tech and it's always associated with face. Soooo yeah. I'm sorry :(

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien - Now this is just getting redonkulous.

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel - The pity attempt will work.

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII - Beard.

42. Get Banned
Peegee - The spamming is probably getting on people's nerves.

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel - heh

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid - cause it's kinda funny?

45. Grow a massive beard
Guardian XIII - Well... I mean he does this regularly.

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Psychotic - Get it, cause his name is... yah :/

47. Be on the Naughty List
ShlupQuack - Well, you have read her posts right?

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod - This is funny to me. Shut up :mad2:

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Evastio - I don't know where I am right now o.o

50. Get Together
Clo & Raistlin - Everyone knows it'll happen eventually.

[Peegee]

<3

Though I must say if Roogle, who would ban me in an instant, hasn't done it....

I should've screenshotted it, but he implied I was more powerful than he was. Then he started insulting me while Rubah was chatting and I was asleep.

[Shiny]

1. Best Member
ShlupQuack

Why: She's a lady whoa whoa whoa she's a lady.

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII

Why: He's a head.

3. Best Female
fire_of_avalon

Why: Because I hope people feel bad for not nominating her last time.

4. Best Admin
Rantzien

Why: Because the rest of them smell like molding cheese especially Psy. Psy is a dark horse btw.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Rye

Why: Because her name reminds me of bread. Levian could be a dark horse.

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

Why: Because he doesn't try to show me furry pron.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent

Why: Because of all the work he did recently with the name contests and hot characters tournaments I protose.

8. Best Veteran
Jiro

Why is Guardian both a regular and a veteran?


9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

Why: See question above.


10. Best Newbie
Clo

Why: Most known even though she did win this before. Naomi will be a dark horse.

11. Nicest Member
Levian

Why: Even when he does the Grinch face he still looks like a nice guy.

12. Evilest Member
kotora

Why: Bunny hasn't been evil enough lately. He's been slacking. Roto13 and kotora have been filling his quota.

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

Why: Everybody Loves Bulge

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo


Why: ShlupQuack's statement.

15. Best Custom Rank
Jiro


Why: Because it's not Mold Anus or Enforcer? I hardly know her! Also boat kicking.

16. Best Avatar
Bunny

Why: It's adorable! :jess:

17. Best Signature
Shorty

Why: I don't even know what their signatures are except for eternal's. I'll take a shot in the dark and say Shorty's.

18. Best Artist
black orb

Why: Because he always does. He's good, but I've wanted Pete for President to win this for like three years now. I'm hoping people will be a little more original this year.

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

Why: A Del flew over the something. I don't remember. Two nuts up.


20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

Why: Something about farts.

21. Best Spammer
ShlupQuack

Why: Because she doesn't want to win this.

22. Best Chatter
Rye

Why: This is amazing.

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas

Why: She wish a very Christmas and happy new year!

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack


Why: Shlupquack. Oh wait what. Well, Miriel does have the nom noms and Yearg has some interesting stuff or something like that. I could see all three taking it, but Shlup has a lot of content or something like that.

25. Best Thread
Raistlin is overpowered and invincible


Why: Because the majority of the members here don't like or play Mafia. Only a handful of the same people do even though that thread does conquer. Not everyone followed the beard contest. VG babes were more geared towards single dudes annnnnd so that leaves that one.

26. Best Post
Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER!


Why: I cba to find and go to the links to those, so just taking a shot in the dark.

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic

Why: Because you repped one of his post that you thought was funny.

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee


Why: Say pika one more time. >;(

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

Why: Most active members don't know who Daryl or Chimp is and if they do, they've never talked to them. Roto13 was also most missed twice I believe. Alive-Man is a dark horse.

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon


Why: She doesn't afraid of anything.

31. Most Informative Member
Yeargdribble

Why: Just putting what I put last time.

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien


Why: VB4 mostly, well it was with other members as well, but ya know.

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke


Why: Because you're still not sure who he is.

34. Most Improved Member
DMKA

Why: Ch-ch-ch-changes!

35. Most Missed Member
Quin


Why: EoFF needs more white man fro.

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Iceglow


Why: He's so hardcore that he'll explain to you why you're a console elitist in a 10 page essay with a works cited page and everything. Trix won this before and so did Kanno. Necro is a dark horse.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix

Why: I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine.


38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

Why: 0001000100

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

Why: Hooked on a feeling.


40. Cutest Couple
Fujiko & o_O

Why: <3


Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII


Why: High on believing.

42. Get Banned
Roto13

Why: I have to go by what most people think will happen and not what actually will.

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane

Why: Because she's newish.


44. Not realize the switch to vB4
SuperMillionaire

Why: I can't say.

45. Grow a massive beard
enano

Why: Because he did. It conquered all beards in the beard thread.

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

Why: Alway hijacking like in GTA.

47. Be on the Naughty List
Rye


Why: Her level of kink exceeds all other levels. Everyone else is too "vanilla" for her.

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
NorthernChaosGod


Why: This is hard because I'm not sure if people are voting based on the person's slutty behavior or the likelihood of them dressing up in a bee costume.

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Lusty Justy

Why: Because he has Lusty in his name I guess.


50. Get Together
Peegee & Raistlin


Why: People like to nom people that hate each other for this, but they don't always win. Dark horse: Guardrian and ChaosGod.

[Aerith's Knight]

AK, you need to put a prediction for category #13 if you want to be part of the official prediction party!

Very well, edited.

[Peegee]

50. Get Together
Peegee & Raistlin


Why: People like to nom people that hate each other for this, but they don't always win. Dark horse: Guardrian and ChaosGod.

We tolerate each other. I like Raistlin (in a distanced way like I like Dr Unne). Pika pika.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/pikachu-s-pikachu-365115_1024_768.jpg

[Clo]

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.


10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.

[Peegee]

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.


10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.

I don't even know who you are. Am I awesome ?

[Clo]

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.


10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.

I don't even know who you are. Am I awesome ?

Most definitely not.

[Levian]

Not knowing who people are is so Yameneko, or 2005. or both!

[Rantz]

'Kay, we have a decent amount :D Gonna close predictions now so there's time to tally them up for the revelations!

[Psychotic]

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.Get a gimmick. You could be that one girl who posts in a purple font. Or maybe you could just find a way to reference kumquats in every post.

[Rantz]

What we really need is someone who has a comical and unhealthy obsession with astrology.

[Psychotic]

Rantzien you're obviously a Sagittarius. I like that. And I want you to know that as a Taurus, I'll stand by you, kumquat may.

[fire_of_avalon]

Sheesh alright megan keep your panties on. And not on your head. Remember that photo? That was a good/bad day! Christ how long ago was that anyway? MEMORY LANE.

here we go anyway, hilarious explanations abound.


1. Best Member
Guardian XIII

I love the nominations for this. It's two perfect little cherubs in Eric and Rantzien, then a whole bunch of total smurfing assholes like Bunny, Raistlin, Shlup and of course myself. Team Jerk is going to get creamed, sadly.

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII

People who vote the same person for Best Member and Best Male are stupid. I'm just saying it right here right now. You're stupid. Eat balls. Eat balls and also worms.

3. Best Female
ShlupQuack

I'm just going to play this one safely. I am uninspired. Fujiko could be a bit of a dark horse though.


4. Best Admin
Rantzien

I would like to protest that this award is not "Who is the best at being an admin?", much like Best Male is not "Who is the best at being male?". It's, "Which admin kicks the most ass?" and frankly every admin that is not me is actually terrible at everything and I hope they contract some sort of disfiguring fungus. Not that this has anything to do with my prediction, I just wanted to rant and feel bitter.


5. Best Cid's Knight
Jessweeee♪

Her or Rye I guess. I wish I was a CK again I'd totally walk this Ciddie against those two upstart nubs. I think I need to get demoted.

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki

The Site Staff do no work is now funny because it's true, and not because it's ironic! Take that, orange-titled peons! Oh Tavrobel, all is forgiven.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Raistlin

I have noticed a disturbing trend whereby people are actually starting to like this guy.

8. Best Veteran
Guardian XIII

If I pick the forum's most popular member to win everything nothing possibly could go wrong there, right?

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII

HOW IS HE ELIGIBLE FOR BOTH THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien

christ I can't help but look at every single Ciddie and think "Is this going to be Rantzien's or Guardian XIII's?"


12. Evilest Member
Bunny

A snarky remark here and there is all it takes to make you lot think someone is the second coming of Hitler.


13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package

Another brilliant body part nomination brought to you by me. Aren't I great? :aimsun: But of course, my glory is nothing, NOTHING, compared to the shining beacon of hope that is pr00t's junk.
14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu

I feel like taking a chance with this one.

15. Best Custom Rank
Jiro

I think I nominated and voted for Jiro and I don't even remember what the hell it is.


16. Best Avatar
Del Murder

A timeless classic....THAT SUCKS! christ, Ciddie #16 and I'm already running out of witty put downs about the nominees. This isn't going to end well.

17. Best Signature
Rantzien

It's a cool piece of FFIX artwork.

18. Best Artist
black orb

I remember when Unne used to smash black orb at this Ciddie every year.

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII

GO AWAY ERIC GOD DAMN IT.

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

He seems to get a billion reps every single second. So clearly he is going to hammer the competition for this Ciddie.

21. Best Spammer
Peegee

the man has an unfortunate disease whereby he cannot stop making awful threads. I pity him. And loathe him.

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko

I don't know nothin' 'bout no chat.

23. Best Visitor Messager
Fujiko

Let's keep the good times a-rollin'.

24. Best Blogger
Yeargdribble

He's the only person that still uses blogs.

25. Best Thread
The EoFF Beard Contest

It was a darned good time for participants and viewers and I wish we could do it every day.

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/general-chat/general-chat/general-chat/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490

I don't even remember what the first one is. The second one is awesome but not going to win because you're all failures at life who can't appreciate art, and the third one... I... wha.... I love it. I want to marry it.

27. Funniest Member
Bunny

I just didn't want to pick Rantzien or Eric again. One of them will probably win it, but I think I'm only perpetuating the cycle here.


28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow

Works for HMV, you know.


29. Best Returning Member
Roto13

Him or Alive-Man. And as Roto is the most active and in your face now that the Ciddies are here, naturally the award will go to him.

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon

She has a lot of strength in those biceps, lemme tell ya.

31. Most Informative Member
I'm my own MILF

I don't know. I don't get this Ciddie.

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien

I don't get this one either.

33. Most Underrated Member
Miriel

D'awwww hannah :love:

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot

We saw his face improve week-by-week!

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet

I...hadn't even noticed he'd gone. And now I feel ashamed.

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

You get the feeling he looks down on the rest of us as not being worthy of sharing a gaming forum with someone of his immense power.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno

I dunno.

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O

Normally, this is a spiel from me about how much I dislike this Ciddie. Well, I was visited by three ghosts the other night, and I have had a change of heart. I say that, but in reality, I am the techy at work. Elderly volunteers + computers = "Paul how do I copy and paste again?" many times a day. I've also had to do some ridiculous server fixing :bou::bou::bou::bou: too! SERVER. LOOK AT ME. I'M USING THE WORD SERVER :jess: In summary, I have developed a new found respect for the techy. I wish you all the best of luck for this Ciddie.

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien

Can I complain about this Ciddie instead? :hahaha:

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Because they're whoring for it, big time.

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII

running out of eric comments to make here.

42. Get Banned
kotora

He's Dutch. Everybody hates the Dutch. Just ask multiple winner of this Ciddie, Aerith's Knight.

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel

I actually have her winning three now. Good god.

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
SuperMillionaire

christ why are you people so fixated with Future Esthar?

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack

It's funny 'cause she's a hag :jess:

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas

How is anybody going to do that? I mean, ignoring the obvious fact of the matter that Santa is non-existent, and ignoring the fact that Christmas is now over, how do you propose somebody is actually going to get up there to jack it? Hang glider? Jet pack? Fire a grappling hook and rappel (I don't know or care if I spelled that correctly) up there? And just what do they propose to do once they're up there? None of these members could ever hope to take on a fat bearded bloke in a fight and come out on top. He'd just jam his elbow into their face and crack their nose. Ho ho ho, have a nice fall, you smurf.

in summary, Christmas, because her name is relevant.

47. Be on the Naughty List
Rye

Is a whore.

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Marshall Banana

Dressed up as a bee once.


49. Be a Bad SeeD
Evastio

Another Ciddie that puzzles me.


50. Get Together
Clo & Raistlin

THIS one is going to be interesting as smurf. I can't wait. I'm going with the obvious one though.



10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.


10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.

You gotta quit being adorable and funny, then. Start wearing electric blue eye shadow and instead of a party cat avatar, get one of Kuja's ass.

[Aerith's Knight]

42. Get Banned
kotora

He's Dutch. Everybody hates the Dutch. Just ask multiple winner of this Ciddie, Aerith's Knight.

I'd get angry about this, but it wouldn't change that it's true. Did you see I wasn't nominated this year?

Progress.

[Laddy]

You were banned from it.

[Clo]

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.


10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.

You gotta quit being adorable and funny, then. Start wearing electric blue eye shadow and instead of a party cat avatar, get one of Kuja's ass.[/QUOTE]

I like this advice. The rest of you guys can go jump in a lake.

[Aerith's Knight]

10. Best Newbie
Clo

Half of the forums have a fond desire to impregnate this poor unfortunate girl.


10. Best Newbie
Clo - poor girl, she has the plague of being awesome. Those boys will always be following you around chucking rocks. I'm sorry :(

I cannot properly emphasize how much I don't want to be known for this.

You gotta quit being adorable and funny, then. Start wearing electric blue eye shadow and instead of a party cat avatar, get one of Kuja's ass.

I like this advice. The rest of you guys can go jump in a lake.

Too late.

*coughs up a fish*

[Peegee]

42. Get Banned
kotora

He's Dutch. Everybody hates the Dutch. Just ask multiple winner of this Ciddie, Aerith's Knight.

I'd get angry about this, but it wouldn't change that it's true. Did you see I wasn't nominated this year?

Progress.

That's only because of me. Otherwise I'd ban you myself

[Madonna]

Rather late with this, I think.


1. Best Member
Rantzien
Like a king getting an extra crown.

2. Best Male
Psychotic
Magnificent threads, baby.

3. Best Female
Clo
The people like their females young and new, ShlupQuack.

4. Best Admin
Rantzien
I think people may recall he helped a great deal in the move. Not you guys, but on staff.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Jessweeee♪
Memorable and active. Add a splash of woman, and there you go.

6. Best Site Staff
JKTrix
Well-known and comprehensive in details; he is hard to forget.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent
If Best Recognized Member/Former Staff was about being recognizable, this man does it.

8. Best Veteran
Jiro
Young, likable, and not MILF?

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII
He wrote a Star Wars/EoFF crossover fanfiction. I think.

10. Best Newbie
Clo
Girl, meet popularity.

11. Nicest Member
Levian
Levian is my default answer for everything which is beyond my ken. Nice?

12. Evilest Member
Bunny
I think they think that he thinks they should think he's evil.

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Jiro
Cradle-robbers, the lot of you.

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Miss_Lulu
Miss_Lulu placed her bets and photos early and often.

15. Best Custom Rank
Peegee
Drama.

16. Best Avatar
Clo
Who else likes cats? Everybody likes cats.

17. Best Signature
Rantzien
Oldie but a goodie.

18. Best Artist
novaheaven
When the heavens explode and stars weep, Nova Strike!

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII
I think this was the popular choice.

20. Best Poster
Yeargdribble
Is stuffy and dry cool?

21. Best Spammer
Peegee
It is like he will not shut up.

22. Best Chatter
Rye
Joke nominations will rock the planet.

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas
I would HATE to break it to you, but she is NOTORIOUS.

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack
Boobs win against overthought-out ideas.

25. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/133916-mindsmurf-mafia-game-over-town-win-triple-h-gods-heroes.html
Everyone who played probably voted specifically for this.

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/130930-halo-reach-heroes-half-shell-turtle-god-damn-power-22.html#post2930515
Simple, easy to understand, and funny as hell.

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

28. Weirdest Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Moogle of the week, kupo.

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13
Everyone's favorite homosexual Indiana Jones is back. Sorry, Marick.

30. Most Powerful Member
ShlupQuack
We imagine she lets him plague her for her own reasons.

31. Most Informative Member
Iceglow
We get it. Yes, it is clear. Yeah, you have one pair of shoes, but two shoes. No, do not type up another paragraph. We are good.

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien
Literally the father of Sweden.

33. Most Underrated Member
Marshall Banana
Maybe someone thinks she gets no recognition?

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot
The beard. Improvement.

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet
Weepy time.

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix
I guess.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno
I often think they should just be JWKanno Trix.

38. Most Helpful Techy
Rantzien
More popular than the Beatles.

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien
They are the same category.

40. Cutest Couple
Fujiko & o_O
When stuck in these situations, always go with the least sickening couple.

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Jiro
Beats me.

42. Get Banned
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
In fact, I thought he was.

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Naomi The Insane
Hey, you sass that hoopy frood?

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid
It is funny because he is never here.

45. Grow a massive beard
Jiro
It is funny because he never could.

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Psychotic
You play Reach with him.

47. Be on the Naughty List :jokey:
ShlupQuack
There are jokes about spanking naughty girls. Shlup's Ass has notoriety. It is as natural as math.

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Marshall Banana
Unimaginative perverts.

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Psychotic
If the past tense won the present.

50. Get Together
Clo & Raistlin
The fact she is taken completely eludes you.

[Rantz]

Well, you may not be counted in Award Cerberus' revelation posts as they probably started tallying up the predictions, but I'll count you in my tallies. The more the merrier!

[Fujiko]

Psy, you so funny I don't even~