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Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:00 PM
Happy New Year! What better way to ring in the new year than to sit in front of your computer waiting to find out if you won that internet award.

We know that some of you may be thinking “Isn't this is the end of year Ciddies?”, and to that we say SHUT UP! :mad2::hot::nonono:

This isn't your grandma's award show! This is our award show! This is...



Ciddies


From


HELL!


:mwahaha:

It's going to be a wild ride. We suggest you tell your loved ones goodbye, make your peace with God, and maybe get a nice snack while you're at it.

Voting Tally is now up in this first post. Check it out, everyone!

1. Best Member
Guardian XIII..9
Rantzien.......8
Bunny..........7
ShlupQuack.....7
Psychotic......6
Raistlin.......5
RSL............1

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII.....9
Rantzien..........8
Blues Agent.......6
Jiro..............6
NorthernChaosGod..5
I'm my own MILF...4
Psychotic.........4
RSL...............1

3. Best Female
Shorty..........8
Clo.............7
Rye.............7
fire_of_avalon..6
Jessweeee♪......6
Fujiko..........5
ShlupQuack......3
RSL.............1

4. Best Admin
Rantzien.........11
Del Murder.......8
Psychotic........7
Roogle...........6
ShlupQuack.......5
Kawaii Ryûkishi..2
Loony BoB........2
RSL..............1
Cid..............0

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon..9
Jessweeee♪......7
Rye.............7
Levian..........5
Shiny...........5
theundeadhero...5
Wolf Kanno......4
RSL.............1

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki......18
Goldenboko..8
JKTrix......6
qwertysaur..6
Croyles.....2
Momiji......1
RSL.........1

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent..18
Raistlin.....8
rubah........7
Ouch!........6
Meat Puppet..3
RSL..........1

8. Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF..11
Guardian XIII....10
Jiro.............10
Bunny............6
Miriel...........6
RSL..............1

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII......19
Timekeeper.........7
Shattered Dreamer..6
Elskidor...........3
missaira...........3
Sir Lancealot......3
RSL................1

10. Best Newbie
Clo...............19
Naomi The Insane..15
Raven Riley.......7
RSL...............1

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien.......10
Levian.........9
Jessweeee♪.....7
Guardian XIII..6
Rye............5
Shorty.........5
RSL............1

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin.........9
Bunny............8
DK...............5
Marshall Banana..5
ShlupQuack.......5
Psychotic........4
kotora...........3
Roto13...........2
Baloki...........1
RSL..............1
Shiny............0

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package..10
Jiro...................9
Levian.................9
Rodarian...............4
Laddy..................3
Rantzien...............3
enano..................1
RSL....................1

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo........9
Miss_Lulu..8
Zeldy......6
Fujiko.....5
Rye........4
Shorty.....4
Miriel.....3
rubah......3
RSL........1

15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack..18
Jiro........16
Peegee......5
RSL.........1

16. Best Avatar
Clo............10
Del Murder.....8
Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..7
Jiro...........4
Rye............4
RSL............1

17. Best Signature
I'm my own MILF..8
eternal essence..7
Rantzien.........7
Freya............6
Shorty...........6
Del Murder.......5
RSL..............1

18. Best Artist
black orb...........12
Sagensyg............8
Blues Agent.........7
Pete for President..7
novaheaven..........4
RSL.................1

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII....16
Psychotic........8
Jiro.............7
eternal essence..5
RSL..............1

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF..10
Raistlin.........9
Levian...........6
Rantzien.........6
Yeargdribble.....6
Laddy............3
Rye..............2
RSL..............1

21. Best Spammer
Peegee............13
Bunny.............11
Christmas.........10
NorthernChaosGod..6
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko.....13
Rye........12
o_O........9
Melissaur..6
RSL........1

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas..13
Rantzien...8
Shiny......8
Fujiko.....5
Iceglow....2
nik0tine...2
RSL........1

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack....19
Miriel........9
Yeargdribble..9
RSL...........1

25. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html......................................................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/135234-raistlin-overpowered-invincible.html......................................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/129437-vg-babes-week.html........................................................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/133916-mindsmurf-mafia-game-over-town-win-triple-h-gods-heroes.html..6
RSL.........................................................................1

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134799-engagement-proposals-2.html#post2922731...................................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/130930-halo-reach-heroes-half-shell-turtle-god-damn-power-22.html#post2930515..12
http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/135290-mafia-xvii-game-thread-day-6-backlash-no-mercy-armageddon-15.html#post2936490.......5
RSL.........................................................1

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic......18
Rantzien.......8
Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..5
Iceglow........4
RSL............1

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee..................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..11
Iceglow.................7
Alive-Man...............5
Wolf Kanno..............4
Meat Puppet.............1
RSL.....................1

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13.....19
Alive-Man..15
Daryl......5
Chimp......2
RSL........1

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon...10
Cid..............7
Psychotic........7
Raistlin.........7
ShlupQuack.......6
Loony BoB........3
Marshall Banana..2
RSL..............1

31. Most Informative Member
Yeargdribble.....10
Raistlin.........8
Wolf Kanno.......7
Miriel...........6
I'm my own MILF..4
Iceglow..........4
Rantzien.........3
RSL..............1

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien....18
Rye.........11
Goldenboko..7
Loony BoB...5
RSL.........1

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke...16
Miriel...........12
Yeargdribble.....8
Marshall Banana..6
RSL..............1

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot...........14
DMKA....................12
Shoeberto...............8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
RSL.....................1

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet..10
Demon Dude.....9
Quin...........9
RSL............9
eestlinc.......6

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous..18
Wolf Kanno......10
Iceglow.........6
JKTrix..........4
Roto13..........4
RSL.............1

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno..20
Jessweeee♪..13
JKTrix......9
RSL.........1

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O.......22
Rantzien..10
Samuraid..8
RSL.......1

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien.........12
Loony BoB........11
Marshall Banana..7
rubah............6
Shoeberto........5
RSL..............1

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel....15
I'm my own MILF & Rye..14
Fujiko & o_O...........13
RSL & RSL's hat........1

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII..12
Jiro...........10
Goldenboko.....7
Blues Agent....5
Breine.........5
Bunny..........2
RSL............1

42. Get Banned
Bunny...................10
Roto13..................9
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
Peegee..................6
Yeargdribble............6
kotora..................4
RSL.....................1

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel............25
Timekeeper........11
Naomi The Insane..6
RSL...............1

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid...............11
Future Esthar.....10
SuperMillionaire..9
smittenkitten.....8
Loony BoB.........4
RSL...............1

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack.....12
Jiro...........8
enano..........7
Leeza..........7
Guardian XIII..4
Rantzien.......3
RSL............1

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas..20
Psychotic..15
Clo........4
Jiro.......3
Loony BoB..1
RSL........1

47. Be on the Naughty List :jokey:
Zeldy.............15
NorthernChaosGod..8
fire_of_avalon....7
Raistlin..........4
Rye...............4
Freya.............3
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya.............12
NorthernChaosGod..11
Laddy.............7
Marshall Banana...7
Peegee............7
RSL...............1

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Raistlin.....12
Blues Agent..8
Evastio......7
Lusty Justy..7
Psychotic....5
Peegee.......4
RSL..........1

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod..13
Iceglow & Raven Riley.............8
Miriel & Raistlin.................8
Shorty & Sir Lancealot............6
Clo & Raistlin....................5
Peegee & Raistlin.................3
RSL & a hat more appropriate to the dignity of his new appointment as Prince-Primate of Hungary..1


Edit: This is here because a certain winner of the Site Staff Highwind Award complained.

Forums Staff Highwind Award winner: Rantzien
Site Staff Highwind Award winner: Baloki

Marshall Banana
01-01-2011, 05:07 PM
Post reserved for Old Manus.

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 05:13 PM
13 minutes in and no revelations yet?

Worst. Ciddies. Ever.

Rantz
01-01-2011, 05:14 PM
Repent, sinners!

Shorty
01-01-2011, 05:14 PM
give him a break >:O

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:14 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Become a Cid's Knight</span>
Last winner: Breine &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Blues Agent &middot; Breine &middot; Bunny &middot; Goldenboko &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; Jiro

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Blues Agent (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bunny (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 05:17 PM
Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: what is that flashy graphical thing

Jiro
01-01-2011, 05:18 PM
Fuckin' I better win this.

Shorty
01-01-2011, 05:19 PM
Fancy!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:21 PM
What now, bitches. :smug:




Most Likely To Be A Cid's Knight is a silly award. If you look at it literally, the best candidates are the people who are Cid's Knights. But we like to do things front-to-back around these parts, so we're trying to pick who could be a CK without actually being good enough to be one. It's a toughie, that's for sure.

All the entrants show skills that people think would be useful for a CK, show skills that a staff member think would be useful for a CK, or are complete joke nominations designed like the continued nominations of members like Bunny and (previously) Demon Dude.

Our nominees look good, and I don't just mean on paper either.

First up we have Blues Agent. This guy has done it all before and gone to pasture. But it seems he's got some fire left in him, and would easily be able to revert back to his role as a super duper CK dude.

Breine is way old guys, and he knows what's what. He's probably better behaved than some of the staff we currently have, but then that doesn't seem to be a requirement these days :monster:

Bunny, Bunny, Bunny. No I'm going to stop being a jackass for a second here and say that everybody will see his name here and write him off but he wouldn't be too bad. I mean people would hate him, but he'd be consistent. Or flippant. Consistently flippant.

Goldenboko is a guy who is doing stuff every where. He has his finger in so many pies that maybe he's really Jack Horner or whoever that guy was. You know what I mean.

Guardian XIII is similar in that respect. He loves pie. He's not a SS but he damn well could be. I'm suddenly reminded that half of our candidates appear to have some sort of mind control business going on with that Award Cerberus fella. Should score them a few extra votes at least.

Oh lookee here I got nominated. I'm not sure what I've done inside of six months to warrant it, but I'll take compliments when they're paid. But seriously, only eestlinc or maybe foa could pull of the whole inactive CK thing. And I'm not here. I'm like a ghost. Whooooooowowowo. That's my ghost noise.

So which one of us is going to win the award and then not get given a position as a CK? Ask Award Cerberus. Though I'm still hoping to see a runner up or nowhere man in the Ciddie actually get the job. Like Evastio.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 05:23 PM
I LITERALLY WROTE THIS 15 MINUTES AGO. I'M SO AWESOME SO YOU SHOULD REWARD ME SO I CAN PRETEND ONE DAY I STILL MAY BECOME A CK.

Caps lock is cruise control

Rantz
01-01-2011, 05:24 PM
Nice speech, Jiro xD

Shorty
01-01-2011, 05:27 PM
Evastio xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:28 PM
Goldenboko.....7
Blues Agent....5
Breine.........5
Bunny..........2
RSL............1

Jiro
01-01-2011, 05:34 PM
HOLY CRAP I'm in with a shot! Seriously unexpected :monocle:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:35 PM
Guardian XIII..12

Jiro...........10

Jiro
01-01-2011, 05:36 PM
'grats Eric! You're now my eternal rival. FOREVER.

Rantz
01-01-2011, 05:37 PM
Congrats Eric :D One of many, I'm sure!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:38 PM
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Last winner: Cuchulainn &middot; Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; kotora &middot; Peegee &middot; Roto13 &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Hypoallergenic Cactuar (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Roto13 (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Yeargdribble (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">kotora (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 05:42 PM
Oh hurrah, I came just in time for the show. :)

'grats E-Money on winning the first Ciddie!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:44 PM
Bunny – He speaks his mind. I wouldn't say that's especially banworthy, most people find that to be a good trait among others, but then he goes and posts gorilla porn over and over again and reminds everyone why he's not a CK yet.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar – It seems he's mellowed in the time he's been here, but that could be due to a state of repression. I wouldn't be surprised if one day his cork pops and he goes on a rampage through the lower forums, taking out innocent members left and right until a brave Knight finally hits him with a holy ban-grenade.

kotora – He's running neck and neck with Bunny in the 'single line jabs' department.

Peegee – I have a feeling he's trying to get banned.

Roto13 – He just got back, I don't think he's stupid enough to do it again... Right?

Yeargdribble – He's the most vocal person in EoEO! It's gonna happen, we just don't know when.

G13
01-01-2011, 05:46 PM
'grats Eric! You're now my eternal rival. FOREVER.

Nooooooooo! You can have it! :(

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 05:47 PM
Congrats to all the winners.

And what happened to the order? =o Though I approve of the badass predictions graphic.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 05:47 PM
I pick Demon Dude

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:49 PM
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
Peegee..................6
Yeargdribble............6
kotora..................4
RSL.....................1

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 05:55 PM
Bunny...................10

Roto13..................9

Rantz
01-01-2011, 05:56 PM
Oooh! Nobody predicted that one right!

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 05:57 PM
Bunny, really? Has anyone seen PG's posting lately?

Old Manus
01-01-2011, 05:57 PM
Post swapped with Marshall Banana

G13
01-01-2011, 05:59 PM
Bunny, really? Has anyone seen PG's posting lately?

I wasn't aware we could be banned for having brain damage.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:00 PM
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Last winner: Clo &middot; Nomination Leader: Timekeeper

The Nominees
Miriel &middot; Naomi The Insane &middot; Timekeeper

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro
Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Miriel (7/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Naomi The Insane (3/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:00 PM
Oh bugger, you're screwing my predictions guys. Well done Bunny, you jerk :mad:

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:05 PM
Miriel should be all over this one.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:06 PM
This is the pity award. This is where we give somebody a Ciddie, saying "there there, see, we appreciate you" without pointing out that we actually think they have absolutely no other significant traits or abilities. It's also what I like to call the "kick in the balls Ciddie", because the winner usually only wins this Ciddie and they spend the next six months crying themselves to sleep.

But that's not to say we shouldn't be supportive of our super average nominees. I mean, it's still better than winning Most Underrated, amirite? But that's another award.

Our nominees are as follows:

Miriel - Miriel has been here far too long to have not won a Ciddie before. You guys are all smurfing pathetic for making her wait so long. If I'm right then she should be winning a Ciddie soon anyway (if not already...I can only hope not).

Naomi The Insane - This nomination is less insulting for Naomi The Insane because she is only new, therefore it's probably a compliment for people to think she will win a Ciddie.

Timekeeper - If he didn't go off on month long benders all the time and visited EoFF more than just when Mafia is on then perhaps he would have won a Ciddie sooner. It's hard enough, what with him being an Australian and nobody really liking Australians because we're weird and on the other side of the world and we have stupid laws. I mean really stupid.

Well now we should probably reveal the winner so everybody can clap and cheer and the winner can accept their award with a heavy heart and the tears beginning to pool at the corner of the eye, whispering "next Ciddies I will win".

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:08 PM
The ordering of the awards messed with my speech!? Oh well, C"MON MIRRIAL

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:09 PM
Naomi The Insane..6
RSL...............1

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:11 PM
Almost RSL man, next time!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:13 PM
Miriel............25

Timekeeper........11

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:14 PM
What a steam rolling! Oh Nicholas never fear you can win a Ciddie one day :p

PS congrats on your first ciddie miriels :aimkiss:

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:16 PM
I will single handedly put this thread's post count over 9000

EDIT:

33922

Pheesh
01-01-2011, 06:18 PM
I'm going to state on the record right now that I think RSL will have more noms than me in the categories I'm up for.

G13
01-01-2011, 06:19 PM
Congratulations Miriel!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:19 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Not realize the switch to vB4</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: SuperMillionaire

The Nominees
Cid &middot; Future Esthar &middot; Loony BoB &middot; smittenkitten &middot; SuperMillionaire

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cid (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">SuperMillionaire (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Future Esthar (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">smittenkitten (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 06:20 PM
And it only took her eight years.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:23 PM
As you should all know (if not why aren't you nominated for this?) we underwent an upgrade. It was a big step from version 3 to version 4 of vBulletin. If you want to know what this entails, don't ask me. I don't know, even testing was too confusing for me. This award recognises absent-mindedness. Or inactivity. Or... something else.

Our nominees for Most Likely To Not Notice The Super Obvious Change To vBulletin 4 Which No Longer Has Your Favourite Skins Like BoB's Simplified And Black Ice Or Whatever are:

Cid - Well the big guy in the sky doesn't show up too often, so I can imagine it slipped right by him. Might've been a bit of a problem if he still owned the place.

Future Esthar - He wouldn't miss the switch. He's found reams and reams of prove that it was going to happen, and that vB4 is actually the same as blogspot. Don't question his proof.

Loony BoB - ahahaha :hahaha: It's funny because it's BoB.

smittenkitten - It seems people found the previous joke SO FUNNY that they extended it to BoB's Significant Other. Because that totally makes sense? :confused:

SuperMillionaire - This guy has copped some flak the past few Ciddies. You guys are all jerks. Seriously, why are you so cruel? :( (I bet he wins this.:tongue:)

End.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:26 PM
And it only took her eight years.

She was probably doing
http://appfinder.lisisoft.com/img/2/5/2501-1-eight-years-wanderings-in.jpg

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:26 PM
BOO who's writing these speeches? HIRE A BETTER GUY. This are balls.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:27 PM
SuperMillionaire..9
smittenkitten.....8
Loony BoB.........4
RSL...............1

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 06:28 PM
Well I liked what you said about forum favourite Future Esthar.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:30 PM
BooB is the obvious choice. Everyone except four people are wrong :fuckincolbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:30 PM
Cid...............11
Future Esthar.....10

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:34 PM
Well congratulations Cid. But fuckin' MY NOMINATIONS GODDAMMIT. What am I, one from a millionn at the moement? Goddammit

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:34 PM
I MEAN PREDITICTIONS. dammit

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:35 PM
If you guys post more I can get through these faster than three an hour.

Jiro! Get to it!

Shorty
01-01-2011, 06:36 PM
:(

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:36 PM
Did you know I can see the sun? THE FUCKING SUN. It's day time here now. whut

Rocket Edge
01-01-2011, 06:37 PM
Future Esthar is the man.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:37 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Grow a massive beard</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
enano &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; Jiro &middot; Leeza &middot; Rantzien &middot; ShlupQuack

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">enano (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:38 PM
Guys let's play a game.

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH R.

It's Award Cerberus posting a Revelation. Did you guess it? No? Not enough time? Well fuck you take some red bull and go faster

Shorty
01-01-2011, 06:38 PM
WOOOOOO

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:39 PM
BRAVEBEARD RISE AND RISE TO VICTORY. ONWARDS EVER ONWARDS GROWING AND NEVER TRIMMING FOR FREE IS MY BEARD

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 06:40 PM
Jiro has to win this one. Shlup could easily grow a larger beard than he did in 3 months.

Shorty
01-01-2011, 06:42 PM
I literally have no idea who it could be.

Pheesh
01-01-2011, 06:44 PM
*Post to get shorty off my back*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:45 PM
I'll just leave this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV9XtQrUzr8&feature=related) here, shall I?


Let's take a moment to think about what beards have done for us throughout history. As a recognized beard advocate, I tell you that these facial forests are an absolute must for the further progression of man. Where would Darwin have time to think of his shenannigan ideas if he was concerned about warming his chin? Let's face it, Lincoln just doesn't have the wherewithal to pull off a bare face and would have been mocked into humiliation as President if he were beardless. Moustaches aren't to be left out, either - Einstein was a fine man, only made finer by his noble friend that rested above his upper lip. Lastly, I ask you, where the hell would ZZ Top be if not for their beards?

We have a great list of candidates for this award. Take a look at enano - have you seen the power this man can weild? He didn't join the beard contest, but he danm well could have dominated it if he chose to. The thought of being in the presence of his overgrown facial hair makes my heart flutter.

Guardian XIII. I've seen this beard in person, so believe me when I tell you it was glorious and has potential that only Gandalf dreams of.

We all know of the good fight Jiro put up trying to squeeze his little chinny chin chin-hairs out, but I can see a day to come in the future where Jiro storms into EoFF with the beard of a madman. Just to prove us all wrong.

It's surprising that Leeza made the cut, but we don't gender-discriminate here. She's a fine lady who, if she puts her mind to it, can accomplish anything. That means putting all you boys to shame.

Who doesn't love a towering Swedish lumberjack covered in hair? That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Rantzien is an well-deserved candidate for this award not only because of the stereotype of his heritage, but because of his goal to someday look like Joaquin Phoenix when he fell off his rocker.

And Shlup would probably knock you all out of the water if given the chance. But she's a lady. Keep in mind, though, that the day may come when she surprises us all.

Shorty
01-01-2011, 06:45 PM
I'm not going anywhere, babe.

Rantz
01-01-2011, 06:49 PM
Lovely speech xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:49 PM
enano..........7
Leeza..........7
Guardian XIII..4
Rantzien.......3
RSL............1

Pheesh
01-01-2011, 06:50 PM
:aimkiss:

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 06:50 PM
I've been growing a beard throughout the holiday season. Beards rule.

Is that Shlup v Jiro I see? Oh ho ho.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:52 PM
You watch I'll win this and it'll be :bou::bou::bou::bou:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:53 PM
ShlupQuack.....12

Jiro...........8

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:54 PM
Not even the :bou::bou::bou::bou:, just :bou::bou::bou::bou:. FUCKING BOLLOCKS IS WHAT, YA HEAR

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:54 PM
Oh thank fuck for that. But now I can't post this pic. Fuck it I will anyway

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z199/vonpip3/hansen3-copy-2.jpg

Shorty
01-01-2011, 06:55 PM
bahahaha Shlup won

Rantz
01-01-2011, 06:57 PM
Let us dearly hope this happens!

Jessweeee♪
01-01-2011, 06:57 PM
I'm actually not doing horribly in predictions this time around! Also, did we change up the order? o:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 06:57 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; Clo &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Psychotic

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro
Psychotic
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Christmas (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Aerith's Knight
Freya</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
01-01-2011, 06:59 PM
Eight people on the forum really just wanted to kick me in the balls, didn't they? Oh ha ha look at him trying and failing to grow a beard. YEAH WELL ONE DAY I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH MY BEARD GUYS I WILL DO IT.

Nah j/k I love ya. Peace brothermans and sistergirls.

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 07:00 PM
I don't know how I was nomination leader for this. Did people just go "I don't know who the hell to pick for this... fuck it I'll go with Psy" or something?

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:00 PM
How am I even nominated? I guess they think "oh he's australian, he's a criminal he'll just bushranger that fucker and take his sleigh"

WELL YER RIGHT

:hohoho:

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:01 PM
You're the most deviant, Psy.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:02 PM
This Ciddies truly has some of the most prestigious MLT awards we've ever had. Massive beards, Honey Bee girls... what could be more intimidating to the average internet user? But maybe the most prestigious award of all this year is this one. Who could possibly pull off such a feat as hijacking Santa's sleigh? It takes guts, brains, brawn and a whole lot of confidence. All in all, it takes a criminal mastermind - and we seem to have five members who are more likely to succeed than the rest. Who are these people and how would they do something like that?

We have Christmas who has been preparing for a surreptitious takeover since day one. For years she has been changing details about herself to make the transition seem less sudden when she takes the reins, quite literally, from Santa. First it was the name change, then came the santa hat and coat. If she's left to her work, our presents will soon be delivered by a tiny blue creature yelling, "HO HO HO, ANY NICE KIDZ HERE! SANTA ARE HUNGRY! :bigsmile:"

Clo's tactic might seem hard to deduce, but fear not! I have haxx0red into her secret files and retrieved her plans for the takeover. This picture about sums it all up.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/sleigh_clo.png

Next we have Jiro. Why would he try to hijack Santa's sleigh? Because he's antepodean and thus pure evil by nature, of course. Or maybe that is the easy explanation. Are we perhaps looking at a case of beard envy? Let us assume so. How would he do it? See, he's hard to figure out, but I believe his weapon of choice would be a knife. I think we can all see it before us: Jiro waiting on an iceberg near the North Pole, and when the sleigh passes by below it, he jumps down behind Santa and puts the knife to his neck, commanding him to give up the reins, and when that happens, throwing the big red guy into the icy sea that will be his grave.

Loony BoB would do it out of pure insanity, no doubt. I envision a power-hungry and overcaffeinated BoB just hurling himself at the sleigh and tearing his shirt off, furiously banging his chest before attacking Santa with his bare hands and teeth, tearing and clawing and biting. The two fighters disappear in a big cloud while onomatopoeia and limbs take turns emerging from it. When the fight ends, only one person remains. Dressed in Santa's outfit, there's nothing to give away what just happened apart from an twisted grin under the beard and the two evil eyes gazing out from under Santa's hat.

Lastly, there's Psychotic, who no doubt would employ his trusted Halo crew, effortlessly performing the takeover in a flurry of explosions. Once that's done and dusted, a big ceremony will take place where everyone involved take turns teabagging the deformed corpse of Santa Claus. Screenshots will be had, memes will be started and the souls of millions of children will be ruined forever. A generation of detached children will demand of their parents that Master Chief and nobody else brings them presents. They will most likely grow up to be serial killers and rapists, because that's what video games do to you.

Merry Christmas, kids! Enjoy your new Santa, whoever it is!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:03 PM
I don't know how I was nomination leader for this. Did people just go "I don't know who the hell to pick for this... fuck it I'll go with Psy" or something?

no joke this is what i did

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:05 PM
Clo........4
Jiro.......3
Loony BoB..1
RSL........1

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:05 PM
Also I recognise some of that speech... am I psycho?

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:07 PM
IT'S GOTTA BE PSY

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:07 PM
C"MON CHRISTMAS

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:07 PM
Does the MLT to win a ciddie for the very first time count if you don't win any other ciddies? It seems somewhat tautological.

Also on what planet do you people live if you think Bunny's going to get banned

I've not shaved in a month. It makes Rye's panties drop so fast they make panty-shaped craters.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:08 PM
IS THAT A CHALLENGE TO A DANCE OFF SHORTY

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:09 PM
Does the MLT to win a ciddie for the very first time count if you don't win any other ciddies? It seems somewhat tautological.

Also on what planet do you people live if you think Bunny's going to get banned

I've not shaved in a month. It makes Rye's panties drop so fast they make panty-shaped craters.

Bro, Hux bro, pics. I might be psyduck but nobody else is so you gotta share the love

G13
01-01-2011, 07:09 PM
I request, nay, demand pics of Psy and MILF's beards.

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:10 PM
I demand it as well.

Jiro and I will have a dance off, Psy and MILF will havea beard off.

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:10 PM
If the dictionary contained phrases instead of words and there was a phrase "The least photogenic person in the world" then they wouldn't have a picture of me next to it because dictionaries are supposed to be for all ages and graphic horror like that just has no place being seen by under-35s.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:10 PM
Christmas..20

Psychotic..15

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 07:11 PM
I would bet my 10 day old beard beats his month old Irish beard.

EDIT: Aha! 15 votes. A princely tally. I am satisfied.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:11 PM
FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME OH YEAH

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:12 PM
I'll take that bet.

dammit to hell christmas, why are you so evil

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:12 PM
By the way, the order was changed to allow those who have speeches left to write to get them done and turned in. MLT's then your regularly scheduled program, ya dig?

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:12 PM
I would bet my 10 day old beard beats his month old Irish beard.


DO I SMELL A THUNDERDOME?! I THINK I DO!


wait no that's the alcohol stains on me. BUT THUNDRDOME ANYWAY

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:14 PM
By the way, the order was changed to allow those who have speeches left to write to get them done and turned in. MLT's then your regularly scheduled program, ya dig?

Cerberus bro just bite the heads off any bitches and hos who have a bone to pick

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:16 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be on the Naughty List :jokey:</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Raistlin

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon &middot; Freya &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Raistlin &middot; Rye &middot; ShlupQuack &middot; Zeldy

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Naomi The Insane
Clo
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">NorthernChaosGod (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪
Raistlin
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Zeldy (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rye (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
</td><td style="border:0 none;">Freya (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

G13
01-01-2011, 07:16 PM
If the dictionary contained phrases instead of words and there was a phrase "The least photogenic person in the world" then they wouldn't have a picture of me next to it because dictionaries are supposed to be for all ages and graphic horror like that just has no place being seen by under-35s.

Be a man worthy of the beard you wear!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:20 PM
Ohohoho !Some people are just naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty! It’s hard to believe it, but Santa has been taking notes! Coals will abound! But who will get the mother lode? :o Let’s look at the nominees!

fire_of_avalon is a temptress matched by none. She’s using her terrible wiles to get whatever she wants!

Freya is a seductress met by few, her sweet innocence covers her promiscuity

NoerthernChaosGod is a well-endowed stud and ladies’ man with all the right moves!

Raistlin is a charming sophisticate who will dazzle you with his sweet words and soft hands.

Rye is a naughty one with an affinity for whips, chain, and hard leather!

ShlupQuack is a master of how to please man and woman alike.

Zeldy is a charmer with all the right clothes and the best smile.

These six people have all been so incredibly naughty! But who will Santa choose!? Looks like he’s got his work cut out for him!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t274/henshinjapan/santa.jpg
So, who’s on the naughty list? Hohoho!

Clo
01-01-2011, 07:21 PM
Why does Santa look like a gorilla? Though I would party with anyone with a beard, and speaking of beards--

JIRO SHOULD HAVE WON THAT GODDAMNIT, his two beard hairs could have grown like nine feet if the contest went on long enough.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:21 PM
If the dictionary contained phrases instead of words and there was a phrase "The least photogenic person in the world" then they wouldn't have a picture of me next to it because dictionaries are supposed to be for all ages and graphic horror like that just has no place being seen by under-35s.

Be a man worthy of the beard you wear!

Dude if he has a kickass beard then it doesn't even matter because you can't see anything except beard

http://fast1.onesite.com/cavfanatic.com/user/flashadmin/blog_photos/6b79bdcb5ae19df9953c5c692d786d2d.jpg?v=180625

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:22 PM
Those poor asian girls. Always made to do the peace sign in pictures.

WTF IS THAT, JIRO

GROSSSS

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:22 PM
NCG is so damn naughty guys you don't even know

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:23 PM
I fuckin love their boots though. I would waer those but don't tell anyone shhh

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:24 PM
fire_of_avalon....7
Raistlin..........4
Rye...............4
Freya.............3
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

Clo
01-01-2011, 07:25 PM
Julian is a well-endowed stud...? LADDY, you are so lucky you don't have a vagina and he won't come after you.

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:26 PM
Rye is a naughty one with an affinity for whips, chain, and hard leather!

Brother you don't know the half of it.

Del Murder
01-01-2011, 07:26 PM
Nice my ironic nominations of cid and shlup won their awards. And congrats miriel on your first ciddie!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:27 PM
Fuckin' NCG UP IN THIS BITCH CMON

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:28 PM
Zeldy.............15

NorthernChaosGod..8

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:29 PM
Way to go, Zeldy!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:30 PM
I was disappointed but then I remembered zeldy is hot so :bou::bou::bou::bou:'s good baby :cool:

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:30 PM
omfg I have forgotten to congratulate people as they have won. I am such a bad person. gosh darnation.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:31 PM
Julian is a well-endowed stud...? LADDY, you are so lucky you don't have a vagina and he won't come after you.

You underestimate the power of booze

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:32 PM
Who's up for some more eye spy

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:32 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be a Honey Bee Girl</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Laddy

The Nominees
Freya &middot; Laddy &middot; Marshall Banana &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Naomi The Insane
Clo
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">NorthernChaosGod (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪
Raistlin
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Zeldy (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rye (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
</td><td style="border:0 none;">Freya (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:34 PM
:excited:

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:34 PM
I like how Freya got 6/10 predictions ;)

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:34 PM
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Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:35 PM
Jiro wishes he was a Honey Bee girl.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:36 PM
Most likely to be a Honey Bee Girl. What does this mean? I don't know, but I assume it's referring to the Honey Bee Inn located in Sector 5 slums. Or is it Sector 6? Who cares, the only important thing is that we point out it's a brothel. Brothel is short for bro hotel or something.

Our nominees for Biggest Slut (or so I'm led to believe) are:

Freya - I don't know about you guys but there are far worse people on this list. I think somebody's having a joke or, like me, they really have no idea what the award is about so are just making :bou::bou::bou::bou: up as they go. I like your style.

Laddy - Well he certainly talks the talk but can he do the horizontal tango as often as he would like? Who knows, and I'm certainly not going to ask. That could be awkward, and I abhor awkward situations to the point where I leap out of buildings.

Marshall Banana - Okay now you're just smurfing with us. Unless you take Honey Bee Girl to be sweet (like honey) or something along those lines. You guys really ought to play Final Fantasy VII sometime. Even if you're a hater, it's still decent. Plus I heard that they're doing a remake in Super smurfing Duper Hyper Definition on Purpl-Ray disks.

NorthernChaosGod - He hits on everything that moves but he would hold open a door for a lady and do that nice thing you do with the chair, you know, help them sit down. I did that for a friend once and she didn't like it because she said it undermined her femininity and made it seem like women were too useless to sit down. What's up with that?

Peegee - Peegee could be anything he damn wanted to be. You would give it to him because he would go on about it so much. I wonder if he even likes honey. Do you like honey, Peegee? It's the same colour as Peekatyou so maybe you do brodesu.

So who is the biggest slut? I mean, uh, who is MLT be a Honey Bee Girl? Well I don't know, and judging from the fact that there are more males in this list than females, I'd say you people haven't got any freaking idea either. So Award Cerberus better tell us.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:36 PM
Poo! I mean, uh, sir!

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:38 PM
oh my god this is great xD

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:39 PM
http://www.lingeriespecials.com/images/9739.jpg

Clo
01-01-2011, 07:40 PM
Julian better win this one, or I'm coming after the entire forum with a broken bottle.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:40 PM
SEE WHAT I MEAN EVEN GOOGLE SAYS HONEY BEE GIRLS ARE STRUMPETS

Shorty
01-01-2011, 07:40 PM
I have a costume just like that!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:41 PM
Laddy.............7
Marshall Banana...7
Peegee............7
RSL...............1

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:41 PM
Julian better win this one, or I'm coming after the entire forum with a broken bottle.

Can I have the other half?

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:42 PM
I have a costume just like that!

UH OH FUCK UM BACKPEDAL BACK BACK DIG UPWARDS

BUT YOU'RE SUPER HOT

(and I'm not even fucking kidding there :jokey:)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:44 PM
Freya.............12

NorthernChaosGod..11

G13
01-01-2011, 07:45 PM
Now if only Kaycee had that outfit you posted, Dak. :monster:

Clo
01-01-2011, 07:46 PM
Oh, ya'all gon' get stabbed.

Jessweeee♪
01-01-2011, 07:46 PM
Award Cerberus, I think there is a mistake with the predictions. Half of them weren't even nominated :confused:

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 07:47 PM
Wtf? How the hell did NCG not win this?

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:47 PM
nooooo what! CONGRATULATIONS KAYCEE. but my fucking predictions, dead, gone, ruined! HOW CAN I COME BACK FROM THIS, MORPHEUS

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/morpheus.jpg

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:48 PM
Marshall Banana...7

:mad2: Seven of you are not disappointments to me. The rest of you are.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:49 PM
Now if only Kaycee had that outfit you posted, Dak. :monster:

fuckin yes. Early birthday present amirite

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:49 PM
Nice catch, Jess. I'll go back later and fix it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:50 PM
Award Cerberus, I think there is a mistake with the predictions. Half of them weren't even nominated :confused:

Do you have any idea how hard coding this :bou::bou::bou::bou: is? Don't expect us to be perfect! We did the best we could under the circumstances!

Laddy
01-01-2011, 07:50 PM
I WANTED TO BE A HONEY BEE GIRL

Clo
01-01-2011, 07:51 PM
Jiro is amusing the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of me right now.

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 07:51 PM
I don't get why there are sexy bee costumes. Are there really people out there who look at bees and go "You know what? I really want to tap that"?

actually nm jiro is a clear indicator that there are.

Jessweeee♪
01-01-2011, 07:51 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be a Honey Bee Girl</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Laddy

The Nominees
Freya &middot; Laddy &middot; Marshall Banana &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Naomi The Insane
Clo
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">NorthernChaosGod (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪
Raistlin
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Zeldy (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rye (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
</td><td style="border:0 none;">Freya (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>



Award Cerberus, I think there is a mistake with the predictions. Half of them weren't even nominated :confused:

Do you have any idea how hard coding this :bou::bou::bou::bou: is? Don't expect us to be perfect! We did the best we could under the circumstances!

It's HTML, how hard can it be :confused:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:52 PM
Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:, my other head! :eek:

:lol:

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:52 PM
When the heads talk separately it's like


fucking whoa man

I'm trippin balls

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:53 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be a Bad SeeD</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Blues Agent

The Nominees
Blues Agent &middot; Evastio &middot; Lusty Justy &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lusty Justy (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Sir Lancealot
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Freya</td><td style="border:0 none;">Evastio (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Blues Agent (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:53 PM
Jessweeee♪ for CIDDIES CHICK mid year '11

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:54 PM
When the heads talk separately it's like


smurfing whoa man

I'm trippin balls

It's like TT is back!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:54 PM
I WROTE THIS ONE TOO GUYS, OH MAN IT'S SO GOOD

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:55 PM
When the heads talk separately it's like


smurfing whoa man

I'm trippin balls

It's like TT is back!

A'yo man he's already back

wait what

I don't even know what's going on

IT"S 555 am

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:55 PM
I WROTE THIS ONE TOO GUYS, OH MAN IT'S SO GOOD

YES, THIS MAN IS A TOTAL SPEECH GENIUS EVERYONE.

Aerith's Knight
01-01-2011, 07:56 PM
Who the hell is lusty justy?

Obviously not Psy on this one. He loves blowing up stuff too much to be a bad SeeD. I understand you need to be emo and not use guns.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 07:56 PM
This category reeks of Final Fantasy VIII. And why shouldn't it? We are, after all, a Final Fantasy forum! How many of you admit that in your day to day lives? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any :hahaha:... Though neither do I...:cry:

ANYWAY because we have six sexy candidates and six sexy SeeDs, I'm going to use diagrams and words to help illustrate my thinly veiled attacks on each nominee. No photoshooping for you though, time constraints and budget cuts in this economic climate!

I apologise in advance for my completely baseless accusations and insults. I mean no legitimate offence unless otherwise stated. Like you, PG, you azn.

Blues Agent
Mr Cool, calm and collected. The Agent of Blues. There's a bit of mystery to him, don't you think? He's also extremely arrogant and a complete klutz under pressure. A womaniser if ever there was one. That's why Blues Agent is Irvine Kinneas.

http://kirosseagill.free.fr/irvine2.jpg

Lusty Justy
You might think "Lusty Justy? He sounds like more of a whore than Blues Agent does!" and you'd have to ask him about that. But Lusty Justy has red hair, and gingers need to stick together. He's also this weird pseudo older sibling to people or something. Cue sexual tension and then awkwardness and bam here we go, you have Quistis Trepe.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eAggAE-cLs4/SUSTUarDsbI/AAAAAAAAABc/3SKIJAFK-Fw/S760/quistis1.jpg

Peegee
I wonder if you can guess this one. He's hyperactive. He's loud. He punches you in the face with his pikachus and his desus and his omfg.jpeg.mp3 omegle lawlz. He's also azn. And he may or may not have a tattoo. BUT Peegee is our own Zell Dincht.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081221010921/finalfantasy/images/c/cc/Zell_Dincht.jpg

Psychotic
This was a hard one to pick. However I think we all know that Psychotic isn't really as charming as he seems. We all know he's a completely bat:bou::bou::bou::bou: insane genki girl who just wants to blow :bou::bou::bou::bou: up with a rocket launcher. Yep, that's right, Psychotic is Selphie Tilmitt.

http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Final_Fantasy/Selphie/Selphie_FF8_06.jpg

Raistlin
Raistlin wears strange bikini like things. Raistlin causes untold frustration in many a Shlup. Lots of people probably just want to smack him upside the head a bit. You guessed it, Raistlin is Rinoa Heartilly.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5606/305547-rinoa_heartilly_shot_super.jpg

Evastio
And with Evastio, the international man of mystery, to finish us up, we have only one SeeD left! NIDA. No I'm smurfing with you, it's not Nida. Who is that guy, anyway? He pilots alright though, I guess. No Evastio is an unknown quota. I'm making this :bou::bou::bou::bou: up as I go along.

http://squallsdead.com/endshot8.jpg

:)

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:57 PM
I WROTE THIS ONE TOO GUYS, OH MAN IT'S SO GOOD

YES, THIS MAN IS A TOTAL SPEECH GENIUS EVERYONE.

GUYS this three headed horse is talking to me

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 07:57 PM
I don't get why there are sexy bee costumes. Are there really people out there who look at bees and go "You know what? I really want to tap that"?

actually nm jiro is a clear indicator that there are.

I have seen someone talk about their fantasy of being pinned down by giant bees and having the bees forcibly inject their 'venom' into their mouth.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:58 PM
Who the hell is lusty justy?

Dued you don't even

Jiro
01-01-2011, 07:59 PM
I don't get why there are sexy bee costumes. Are there really people out there who look at bees and go "You know what? I really want to tap that"?

actually nm jiro is a clear indicator that there are.

I have seen someone talk about their fantasy of being pinned down by giant bees and having the bees forcibly inject their 'venom' into their mouth.

Hey I don't subscribe to this sort of thing but if she looked like that I'd have to think about it

G13
01-01-2011, 07:59 PM
Has Peegee gotten ahold of all of your accounts?

Shorty
01-01-2011, 08:00 PM
MILF, just admit that's your fantasy.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:00 PM
Evastio......7
Lusty Justy..7
Psychotic....5
Peegee.......4
RSL..........1

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:01 PM
Who the hell is lusty justy?

Lusty Justy is Yar. That bastard had to change his smurfing name while nominations was open!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:02 PM
Has Peegee gotten ahold of all of your accounts?

They call it sleep depravity or deprication or something

Marshall Banana
01-01-2011, 08:02 PM
The fire moved in one of the images! I swear the fire moved.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:02 PM
What's the record for :bou::bou::bou::bou:test predictor ever? I've got that in the bag I think!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:04 PM
Raistlin.....12

Blues Agent..8

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:05 PM
YEAH GET SOME RAISTLIN.

seriously I don't even care any more. my predicitions just gone. well done 'grats and all that jazz but seriously how can I be so bad.

Jessweeee♪
01-01-2011, 08:07 PM
There are still like, forty something to go.

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 08:08 PM
MILF, just admit that's your fantasy.

It really isn't, but if they were all dressed like in your pic, I'd change my tune :shobon:



Raistlin.....12

Blues Agent..8

Raistlin would be a bad SeeD because he'd sit around demanding to know why each mission was being launched, the reasoning for all of it, whether it accorded with international laws, etc.

Clo
01-01-2011, 08:08 PM
I want whatever Jiro's had!

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 08:08 PM
Uh... thank, I guess...? Even though FF8 sucks.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:09 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Get Together</span>
Last winner: Raistlin & ShlupQuack &middot; Nomination Leader: Iceglow & Raven Riley

The Nominees
Clo & Raistlin &middot; Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod &middot; Iceglow & Raven Riley &middot; Miriel & Raistlin &middot; Peegee & Raistlin &middot; Shorty & Sir Lancealot

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Clo
Jiro
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee & Raistlin (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Naomi The Insane
Sir Lancealot
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Freya</td><td style="border:0 none;">Clo & Raistlin (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Miriel & Raistlin (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 08:09 PM
Raistlin would be a bad SeeD because he'd sit around demanding to know why each mission was being launched, the reasoning for all of it, whether it accorded with international laws, etc.

Ok, this is reasoning I can get behind!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:09 PM
There are still like, forty something to go.

But how can I be the bitter and depressive one if there's still hope?!

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:10 PM
I want whatever Jiro's had!

A NYE that goes for 48 hours

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:10 PM
A SPECIAL MESSAGE BEFORE THIS AWARD.

http://images0.cpcache.com/product/shorty-personalized-i+love+shorty/171280370v1_225x225_Front.jpg

Jessweeee♪
01-01-2011, 08:11 PM
There are still like, forty something to go.

But how can I be the bitter and depressive one if there's still hope?!

You can complain about how Owen wasn't nominated for Most Missed!

Clo
01-01-2011, 08:13 PM
Uh... thank, I guess...? Even though FF8 sucks.

Shut up, you suck. And you're a sucky SeeD.

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:13 PM
There are still like, forty something to go.

But how can I be the bitter and depressive one if there's still hope?!

You can complain about how Owen wasn't nominated for Most Missed!

Oh yeah, but I really have myself to blame for that. I was going to nominate him but then I didn't and he missed out by one nomination. MY NOMINATION. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

No but on a serious note we love Owen. Peace, dude.

Let the crazy begin again.

smurfing after this award I'm out guys. I need sleep and food. Or booze.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:13 PM
Get Together? Are you telling us these guys haven't hooked up already? This is madness!! Let's get these folks together pronto! Oh yeah... The Ciddie... which of these fake couples should be the Real Deal?

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:15 PM
That's a proto special right there guys :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:17 PM
Miriel & Raistlin.................8
Shorty & Sir Lancealot............6
Clo & Raistlin....................5
Peegee & Raistlin.................3
RSL & a hat more appropriate to the dignity of his new appointment as Prince-Primate of Hungary..1

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:18 PM
Congratulations RSL on being promoted!

And thank fuck Miriel isn't going to win this

Clo
01-01-2011, 08:18 PM
Raistlin x Peegee!

Wes likes Canadian azns, he told me.

Don't tell anyone, guys, it's a secret.

AW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ALREADY DIDN'T MAKE IT.

Shorty
01-01-2011, 08:20 PM
I :heart: you too, Jiro!

Still trips me out that Raistlin was in like, three of the couples listen for MLT Get Together.

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 08:20 PM
Miriel and I were obviously the correct winners for this.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:21 PM
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod..13

Iceglow & Raven Riley.............8

Shorty
01-01-2011, 08:22 PM
YES PERFECT <3

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:22 PM
THE BROMANCE IS STILL ALIVE!

G13
01-01-2011, 08:22 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jiro
01-01-2011, 08:23 PM
Okay I'm out. You guys enjoy your revelations without psycho jiro and as a farewell gift I will share with you something that your lovely Ranztien shared with me

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/australians.jpg

Ace Protorney
01-01-2011, 08:23 PM
The Raddest Bromance of all wins! :cool:

Rantz
01-01-2011, 08:24 PM
Congrats to EoFF's own JD and Turk!

Predictions so far :D

Jessweeee♪: 6
Sir Lancealot: 5
Aerith's Knight: 5
Raistlin: 4
Psychotic: 4
Naomi The Insane: 3
Clo: 3
Freya: 3
Jiro: 2
Shiny: 2
Genius Lynx: 1

Clo
01-01-2011, 08:24 PM
Eric, Julian, I have some toys you might want to borrow when you celebrate your win tonight.

Ace Protorney
01-01-2011, 08:25 PM
Hahaha, Lynxy is doing a :bou::bou::bou::bou:tier job than Jiro at the moment!

Shorty
01-01-2011, 08:25 PM
dawww JD and Turk. Who's who, though?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 08:27 PM
That's it for the MLT's. I'll be taking a short break to throw the Ciddies you all just won into the furnace. This is HELL after all! Mwahahahaha!

No, I kid. I need to get some chicken in me, you know what I'm sayin'?

Mister Adequate
01-01-2011, 08:27 PM
If the RSL option had existed I would have voted for it :(

As it stands the three best choices were in first, second, and third, so this Ciddie is a definitive RESULT!

Rantz
01-01-2011, 08:43 PM
Eric is JD, naturally. For being such a nerdy honky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZ4BgpQjuU). :heart:

Freya
01-01-2011, 09:00 PM
Oh I missed all the MLT's and I won something! Thanks for thinking bee's are attractive and voting me a bee?

G13
01-01-2011, 09:02 PM
That, my friends, is one nerdy Honey Bee girl!

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:07 PM
C'mon, finish your damn chicken.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:10 PM
<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Member</span>
Last winner: Jessweeee♪ &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Rantzien &middot; ShlupQuack

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Rantz
01-01-2011, 09:12 PM
:O

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:14 PM
Damn straight, and Clograb?! What is your secret identity? :mad:

Eric better win this one, or I repeat my previous threat I made somewhere else in this thread.

Freya
01-01-2011, 09:14 PM
Whoa best member already?! :O

Shorty
01-01-2011, 09:15 PM
I'm with Clo. There will be bottles broken.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:16 PM
Damn straight, and Clograb?! What is your secret identity? :mad:

Wouldn't you like to know. :smug:

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:16 PM
I'll supply the bottles. You'll need to break them though, Shorty.

I'm little and weak.

Fujiko
01-01-2011, 09:18 PM
Oh, geez, I'm too sleepy to stay up ~__~

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:19 PM
BEST MEMBER:

Best member? More like WORST member.





http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/BDX/BDX140/bxp29622.jpg
Bunny...

...punches babies. I mean I can’t really go on more than that. It’s what he does. He sits around corners and prepares to punch babies when they come by. Why are babies going around corners while he’s lying in wait? Well it’s at the hospital. He punches newborns. Newborns who race each other in wheelchairs down the hall.





http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1241545189nala3.jpg

Guardian XIII...

...sacrifices kittens to the demon overlords. He breeds cats so he has multiple liters of kittens at a time and then proceeds to sacrifice them to “demons” in his basement, which also happens to be where he sleeps. He’s sleeping with the devil.




http://parisperfect.creativechamber.com/liveblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sm-pastry-case-near-ecole-militaire.jpg
Psychotic...

...well come on, his name should explain his horrible actions in the Pastry War of ’02. There were blueberries scattered across the walls. The streets were lined with deep Indigo colors of our fellow berry friends. He held duel wisks. There was batter everywhere.





http://www.fisica.uniroma2.it/~cmtheo-group/People/Empty/empty-mugshot.jpg
Raistlin...

…. Bikini picture should explain that. I don’t even have to go into it. I’ll save your eyes, THIS time. SO have a smilie face instead.





http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/somkingazns.jpg
Rantzien...

...Preaches to teenagers that smoking is cool. Also that sex is totally safe. He’s a menace and should be taken out of our schools lest he continues to corrupt our children. He tells young asian boys to take photos while smoking! He's horrible!





http://spawnio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Belle.jpg
Shlupquack...

...runs a Disney princess themed Prostitution ring. It actually makes quite a lot of money. She pulls underaged girls away from Disneyland so they are the appropriate ages of the young Disney princesses. She also beats them? Yeah we’ll go with that too. Ok stop staring at sexy belle.



Are any of these people the one you want being your best member for the next 6 months? Really? Well… Alright then, continue…

Aerith's Knight
01-01-2011, 09:19 PM
Go Paul! You can do it, you're the man. If you can't do it, I sure can. :p

Aerith's Knight
01-01-2011, 09:20 PM
Can't stop.. staring.. at sexy Belle.

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 09:21 PM
Go Paul! You can do it, you're the man. If you can't do it, I sure can. :pYour kind words mean more to me than any Ciddie ever could. :cry:

Fujiko
01-01-2011, 09:21 PM
Ahahahahaha xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:22 PM
Bunny..........7
ShlupQuack.....7
Psychotic......6
Raistlin.......5
RSL............1

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 09:22 PM
Also, smurf berries. I'm a man without morals when it comes to berries!

edit: well at least I beat Raistlin. :shobon:

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:23 PM
NOOO THAT POOR KITTEN.

Zeldy
01-01-2011, 09:23 PM
Zeldy.............15

NorthernChaosGod..8

:jokey:

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 09:23 PM
also I did say in my predictions that the quartet of unlikeable bastards would be smashed by the nice boy duo! I think both of you are very deserving of the prize. :)

Freya
01-01-2011, 09:25 PM
Go guys go!

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:26 PM
Eric! :cheer:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:26 PM
Guardian XIII..9

Rantzien.......8

Rantz
01-01-2011, 09:26 PM
I think Eric is deserving of it! I've had my time in the spotlight.

Edit: Yesss! :D Congratulations, much deserved!

Freya
01-01-2011, 09:27 PM
Wow that was a close one! Congrats eric!

Laddy
01-01-2011, 09:28 PM
Yay Eric!

Psychotic
01-01-2011, 09:28 PM
Well firstly congratulations Eric, you had my vote...although you may already have known that...!

But man look on the spread of votes - it was very close between everyone involved from first to last.

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:28 PM
ERIC TOTALLY DESERVES THIS YEAAAHH

Fujiko
01-01-2011, 09:29 PM
^__~

Shorty
01-01-2011, 09:29 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH ERIC

sorry rantz, but we'd have to break bottles over your head if you won.

G13
01-01-2011, 09:29 PM
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about, Paul.

Fujiko
01-01-2011, 09:31 PM
Sure you do, Eric.

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:31 PM
:excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

I had a lot of sleep. AND LOTS OF TEA.

Raistlin
01-01-2011, 09:32 PM
I don't even know how I got my first nomination for this. I'm sure it was all ironic, though Shlup's scream if I won would have been amusing. Not amusing enough for me to care enough to rally people behind it, though (stupid MLT get together Ciddie :mad2:).

Eric is an actually deserving winner.

Fujiko
01-01-2011, 09:32 PM
I need sleep :x I had tea though :love:

G13
01-01-2011, 09:33 PM
Wow, thanks guys. That really means a lot to me. :jess:

Shorty
01-01-2011, 09:33 PM
I've got leftover New Year's champagne. Bring the party, people.

Fujiko
01-01-2011, 09:34 PM
Sarah :love:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:34 PM
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Last winner: Cuchulainn &middot; Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Blues Agent &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Psychotic &middot; Rantzien

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (5/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">I'm my own MILF (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Freya
01-01-2011, 09:35 PM
Kick the competition in the balls like the men you are!

Laddy
01-01-2011, 09:36 PM
This speech is all sorts of epic.

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:37 PM
ERIC WINS EVERYTHING.

Shorty, share the champagne with me.

Shorty
01-01-2011, 09:37 PM
Champagne for everyone!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
01-01-2011, 09:40 PM
Play this song while you listen to this speech. It makes it better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98)

Men. Men are awesome. Mean make the world great. Without men, Laddy would be lonely, as would all the women. Some men are just better. In fact, some men are the best. So who is the Best Male? Let’s look in closer detail. When ShlupQuack created the world, She decided she needed some men to make Her sandwiches and give Her worth. So, she created men. Seven men, to be exact. These men are the BEST.
 
Blues Agent was the first man Shlup created; he is an agent of blues. He made Shlup eternally happy by feeding her little lies that she was attractive, pleasant, and fun to be with. Blues Agent succeeds in this regard. Now Shlup decided men are pretty frickin’ awesome and made more men.

Guardian XIII was next. He gave Shlup foot massages and bought her drapes. You know, because she’s a woman. Guardian XIII was the best at rubbing feet and buying drapes Shlup had ever seen. Shlup had never done anything worth while in her life. (Because she’s a woman.) Guardian XIII made her feel otherwise.

I’m My Own MILF sang Shlup songs of mercy, love, and hope. She delighted in his Freddie Mercury-esque vocals and charming falsetto. He never failed to impress Her with his amazing talent. He was so good, he gave Shlup and eargasm.

Jiro was a specialist. Oh yes, master of Shlup’s intimate desires, Jiro never failed at what he did best, in which I will not mention. Jiro never wavered, for his task was difficult, fearsome, and likely to get him lost or killed, whatever happened first. Jiro was especially talented and Shlup was proud of him.

NorthernChaosGod pleased Shlup with a variety of delicious dishes. From delicious Baked Alaska to scrumptious Portobello Steak Omelets. NCG never failed at creating the best dishes, at Shlup ate like a hound and turned into even more of a porker slob.

Psychotic told a variety of brilliant stories and tales, each filled with heroism, mystery, drama and Roger Rabbit x Simon Cowell smut. He told it so well and with such drama, Shlup would laugh and cry at them almost as effortlessly as she does anything else.

Rantizen was in charge of fixing things Shlup broke, which was a lot. He would fix TV’s, stereos, toilets, bathtubs, sanities, and chairs. He would even fix it wearing nothing but a tiny red leather Speedo. This made Shlup very happy and marginally more efficient.

So, there you have it, the story of the Greatest Men Ever. I hope you enjoy. I know Shlup sure did.

Clo
01-01-2011, 09:43 PM
If Eric is Best Male and Best Member, he's probably Best Male because of his Best Member.

If ya know what I mean. :jokey: