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Yar
01-08-2011, 04:33 AM
Who watches this show?

Every episode is the same to me. The guys go out to the club to hook up with slutty girls. Meanwhile, the girls are at the house having drama about something stupid.

Jessweeee♪
01-08-2011, 04:40 AM
I experience Jersey Shore the same way I experience 4chan. I find it to be more enjoyable if I don't watch it, but watch around it. Like reading articles, watching the occasional short clip, participating in conversations about it, and watching parodies.

Shlup
01-08-2011, 04:53 AM
If anyone actually likes this show, please say so. So that I can fucking ban you.

Raistlin
01-08-2011, 05:10 AM
Most of my college friends watch Jersey Shore. My step-sisters watch Jersey Shore.

The above boggles my mind. The show is fucking retarded.

NorthernChaosGod
01-08-2011, 05:14 AM
I have tons of friends who watch this garbage, they're all retarded.

Clo
01-08-2011, 05:23 AM
I really hate television shows like this. But I suppose I can understand the "I enjoy watching people who are trainwrecks" aspect to it, though it seems like a too simplistic take on it.

Bunny
01-08-2011, 07:49 AM
Ugh.

McLovin'
01-09-2011, 06:52 AM
I have friends who watch it because they think its stupidity makes it hilarious. But it's not quality stupidity like South Park or something.

Freya
01-09-2011, 04:39 PM
APPARENTLY their season 3 premiere pulled in like 1.3 million viewers making it second to The big bang theory in ratings. And seeing as how it's cable..... yah!

Seraphic
01-09-2011, 06:38 PM
Watching crazy girls with fake tans get punched in the face is bad?

kotora
01-10-2011, 02:06 PM
we have our own Dutch version of the show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOT2tG1whkU)

especially this guy is fucking gold: YouTube - Oh Oh Jokertje (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KRlbfuolcE)

Shlup
01-10-2011, 10:17 PM
Supposedly a version of this show is coming out... in my zip code. At least it's a couple of towns over, where my cousins live and my husband words. Still, though, I feel the sudden urge to buy a gun.

kotora
01-10-2011, 10:38 PM
Supposedly a version of this show is coming out... in my zip code. At least it's a couple of towns over, where my cousins live and my husband words. Still, though, I feel the sudden urge to buy a gun.

are you gonna audition?

Shlup
01-10-2011, 10:54 PM
That is absolutely the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Miriel
01-10-2011, 11:03 PM
Supposedly a version of this show is coming out... in my zip code. At least it's a couple of towns over, where my cousins live and my husband words. Still, though, I feel the sudden urge to buy a gun.

MTV is putting out a version of this show called KTown featuring, you know, Asians in LA's Korea town and omg, it made me want to puke it looks so awful.

I've never seen a single episode of Jersey Shore, so I don't get the attraction. But I've seen pictures of Snooki and... she's like a smurf. A little orange smurf.

Raistlin
01-10-2011, 11:03 PM
That is absolutely the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I can't help but notice the lack of a denial.

Peegee
01-10-2011, 11:26 PM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/16/alg_jersey-shore_pauly_jenni.jpg

Pauly is awesome. He goes into clubs and gets hookups like it's no big thing. I'm often in awe at it, and I wonder from time to time if he's just scoring because he's Paulie from JS. I mean, Christ, it blows my mind. Plus the chicks in the show are hot. See above.

kotora
01-10-2011, 11:36 PM
Is that "cadillac" tattooed on his body?

Yar
01-10-2011, 11:56 PM
MTV is putting out a version of this show called KTown featuring, you know, Asians in LA's Korea town and omg, it made me want to puke it looks so awful. OMG When does that start? I so want to watch if it's real.
Pauly is awesome. He goes into clubs and gets hookups like it's no big thing. I'm often in awe at it, and I wonder from time to time if he's just scoring because he's Paulie from JS. I mean, Christ, it blows my mind. Plus the chicks in the show are hot. See above.btw pg, the producers find girls in these clubs for these guidos. So either get a producer or stop being so azn

Shlup
01-11-2011, 12:13 AM
That is absolutely the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I can't help but notice the lack of a denial.

I think we both know that I'm too old.

escobert
01-11-2011, 12:55 AM
Best show ever. the end.

rubah
01-11-2011, 12:58 AM
it was worth it (http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/7817/picture49t.png)

NorthernChaosGod
01-11-2011, 06:58 PM
I've never seen a single episode of Jersey Shore, so I don't get the attraction. But I've seen pictures of Snooki and... she's like a smurf. A little orange smurf.

So... an Oompa-Loompa?

Shorty
01-11-2011, 07:40 PM
Whenever someone actually uses the word smurf now, it confuses me.

I have never watched Jersey Shore except when The Soup makes fun of it.

Clo
01-11-2011, 09:24 PM
Snooki came to a bar in my area. There were fliers on my car that said, "Come see Snooki!" And I thought: "Eewweehhewww, no."

I ended up going to this bar several months later for the first time, and it was this disgusting little place.

fire_of_avalon
01-12-2011, 03:01 AM
I don't know why I think this, I don't know where it came from, but I think Pauly D has the most adorable face and I wonder how the brain behind that face got all douchey.

I think it's all the hair stuff.

Brunettepudding
01-12-2011, 06:29 PM
I actually love watching it. After a long horrible day, a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore helps to make me feel better about myself. And who doesn't like laughing at how orange and fake they all are? c:

Jiro
01-13-2011, 06:44 AM
Justy asked me if I knew what Jersey Shore was and I said something along the lines of "is that the one with the orange italian sluts"

I watched about 5 minutes of it once. It hurt me. I don't care if the girls are allegedly hot, their intense lack of brain power would make me want to cry

escobert
01-14-2011, 03:23 AM
I think the problem here is you guys think the show is about laughing with them well it's not. It's about laughing at them since they're all complete morons and say/do the funniest :bou::bou::bou::bou: ever.