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Alive-Cat
01-16-2011, 04:56 PM
I have the ability to control the left nipple of any human being using only the power of my mind. I have used it many times now for my own personal gain, but yesterday I used this ability to save a small, elderly man from a fire that was raging in his east London flat.
Does anyone else have an ability such as this? And what would you do if you woke up one day with the ability to do something amazing, how would you use it, what would you do?

Rantz
01-16-2011, 05:02 PM
So that's why I've been feeling tingles at night...

I would use my amazing powers to make a really really great omelet. Then I would use them to eat said omelet.

Alive-Cat
01-16-2011, 05:08 PM
What would the omelet's name be!? Names are important for this stuff!

Rantz
01-16-2011, 05:11 PM
The omelet would be named Geoffrey and he would be delicious.

Alive-Cat
01-16-2011, 05:15 PM
A fine choice. A magical name for a magical omelet! Would you bath the omelet before eating? Would you make him comfortable?

Rantz
01-16-2011, 05:22 PM
I would not bathe him but I would dress him in a satin robe and also syrup.

Clo
01-16-2011, 05:27 PM
I would use my powers to thwart Rantzien's omelet making, for his joy makes me bitter.

Rantz
01-16-2011, 05:32 PM
O cruel fate. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/rain.gif

Remon
01-16-2011, 06:09 PM
The ability to instantly read a book. I'd read every book on earth. I'd use it to rule the world with my omniscience. :mwahaha:

Shorty
01-16-2011, 06:11 PM
My power would be to make cars explode with my mind when they piss me off in traffic.

(also, "Geoffrey" makes me think of Geoffrey Jellineck and Chuck Noblet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRhS59xTuH8).)

LunarWeaver
01-16-2011, 06:26 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/stormgif-1.gif

I would use it to be a nightlight for those who have a fear of the dark.

sharkythesharkdogg
01-16-2011, 08:40 PM
People seem to really open up to me, and confess troubles they are having.

If I had a power, it'd be the ability to smother my morals and start blackmailing them for money. :plotting:

So what's the negative karma points for that?

Alive-Cat
01-16-2011, 11:05 PM
All hail Geoffrey Jellineck! He is our king. He will lead us into a golden age of love and truth. :bow:

Mirage
01-16-2011, 11:25 PM
I used my ability to relocate matter today. It was awesome. then I used my ability to disintegrate matter and reconstruct it into new shapes.

Rodarian
01-17-2011, 06:39 AM
I'd use my powers to have attractive women around me in awe and touching me body out of sheer brilliance of my creative powers of apparel designing!!

Alive-Cat
01-17-2011, 01:33 PM
Mirage, Kyle and the all singing all dancing Rantzien seem to be the only good hearted EoFFers using their powers for good so far!
You three have now passed my delicate screening process. What happens next, only time will tell. :monster:

Clo
01-17-2011, 02:28 PM
You dirty do-gooders. :nonono:

Psychotic
01-17-2011, 03:40 PM
I can post replies to threads at Eyes on Final Fantasy. I use my powers as a force for chaotic neutral.

Peegee
01-17-2011, 04:11 PM
I can only use my super powers for evil. And spam. And annoyance.

The Summoner of Leviathan
01-17-2011, 05:46 PM
Hydromancy/waterbending. The Earth is composed mostly of water, same as humans...Hmmm...

Peegee
01-17-2011, 06:27 PM
Hydromancy/waterbending. The Earth is composed mostly of water, same as humans...Hmmm...

I loved how when they made ice man more in-tune with our current understanding of science. He became so powerful (against life forms, anyway)