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fire_of_avalon
02-03-2011, 04:04 AM
What would you do? I would hurt a few people. And not just shoot or stab or punch. I mean hurt. If I could get away with it. But I won't tell you who.

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 04:20 AM
I'd neg rep the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of a lot of you.

Shiny
02-03-2011, 04:35 AM
Not pay my college tuition and still be able to go to school without getting kicked out. I'm sure a few people are able to accomplish this by sleeping with the Dean.

Clo
02-03-2011, 04:40 AM
There is at least one person who I would take everything from because she doesn't deserve any of it. Including friends.

LunarWeaver
02-03-2011, 04:49 AM
Wear Underoos all the time.

Bunny
02-03-2011, 05:06 AM
Steal enough money until I amass enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my natural life.

NeoCracker
02-03-2011, 05:36 AM
I would grope the ass every every hot girl I saw.

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 05:39 AM
I would grope the ass every every hot girl I saw.

/thread

Miss_Lulu
02-03-2011, 05:48 AM
I'd never pay for anything. Bills, clothes, food, etc.
Then I'd have loads of things. :)

Rase
02-03-2011, 05:52 AM
I have a thing with friends called "One Grenade/Bullet". It assumes I get one sin-free use of either of those from God for annoying people.

I've used them both a lot.

kotora
02-03-2011, 06:52 AM
What would you do? I would hurt a few people. And not just shoot or stab or punch. I mean hurt. If I could get away with it. But I won't tell you who.

you mean kill them? Cause that's what I'd totally do if I didn't have to worry about the law. And steal a lot of moneys.

Timekeeper
02-03-2011, 07:04 AM
Well, yay for law then...

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 07:07 AM
Apparently I'm like the only non-felon in waiting here.

G13
02-03-2011, 07:13 AM
I'd neg rep the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of a lot of you.

Way to think big, Julian. :up:

I would steal a :bou::bou::bou::bou: ton of money.

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 07:44 AM
You're all awful, awful people.

Timekeeper
02-03-2011, 07:47 AM
Hey, woah, I wasn't being sarcastic.

Jiro
02-03-2011, 07:55 AM
I'm not telling you what my plans are. Then you'll steal them.

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 08:08 AM
Okay, two non-felons then, Time.

Wolf Kanno
02-03-2011, 08:14 AM
What would you do? I would hurt a few people. And not just shoot or stab or punch. I mean hurt. If I could get away with it. But I won't tell you who.

This

theundeadhero
02-03-2011, 02:32 PM
Sometimes the crimes are worth the consequences...

kotora
02-03-2011, 03:08 PM
Sometimes the crimes are worth the consequences...

nothing is worth getting pounded in the ass every day by your big black cellmate.

Rantz
02-03-2011, 03:41 PM
Cue Laddy

I would eat sandwiches with peanut butter and cheese and NOBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME.

Remon
02-03-2011, 03:53 PM
"Acquire" money from corrupted politicians.

Peegee
02-03-2011, 05:29 PM
What would you do? I would hurt a few people. And not just shoot or stab or punch. I mean hurt. If I could get away with it. But I won't tell you who.

Is it me?

You don't know what I would do. It would probably be irreversible damage to the species / life / universe.

If it's within my personal ability (ie no fantasies) it would just be sadistic stuff. yawn I could just call up huxley and get it done if I really wanted.

<3

Psychotic
02-03-2011, 06:25 PM
I would punch every single member of this forum who has the Assassin logo in their sig right in the throat. So far I haven't seen anyone sporting it who I'd feel guilty about. Maybe that Cactuar guy actually. There's something just so wholesome about him.

Also, sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy. Just go on a sodomising spree. Men, women, horses, vacuum cleaners, nobody would be safe. All hail the King of Sodom.

Peegee
02-03-2011, 06:30 PM
Really psi? REALLY. I am disappoint. Make up something more devious.

Psychotic
02-03-2011, 06:33 PM
I'd rep MILF and Raistlin a bunch of times then jerk off into a tuna salad.

Peegee
02-03-2011, 06:49 PM
I'd rep MILF and Raistlin a bunch of times then jerk off into a tuna salad.

extra brotein for your curls.

curls for the lats.

Proxy
02-03-2011, 06:57 PM
I'd never pay for anything. Bills, clothes, food, etc.
Then I'd have loads of things. :)

I'm pretty sure this is the /thread right here.
Good call Lulu.
I thought about the typical "rob money, kill/hurt people" but thats just...so....cliche.

But just... Not having to pay for anything at all would be pretty boss.

Shattered Dreamer
02-03-2011, 06:58 PM
If I could get away with it I'd punch every single skanger/chav in the face that I see on a daily basis!

Peegee
02-03-2011, 07:15 PM
I'd never pay for anything. Bills, clothes, food, etc.
Then I'd have loads of things. :)

I'm pretty sure this is the /thread right here.
Good call Lulu.
I thought about the typical "rob money, kill/hurt people" but thats just...so....cliche.

But just... Not having to pay for anything at all would be pretty boss.

Leave it to lulu to pwn us all. And all I wanted to do was have rough sex.

Cuchulainn
02-03-2011, 10:56 PM
i always get away with it

Peegee
02-04-2011, 12:14 AM
i always get away with it

reported.

fire_of_avalon
02-04-2011, 02:12 AM
Okay, I want to clarify, the people I would hurt would really deserve it. Which makes me a better person than you buttheads!

Madonna
02-04-2011, 02:22 AM
What would you do?
The same thing we do every night, Misfire: we try to take over the world.

Proxy
02-04-2011, 04:12 AM
Leave it to lulu to pwn us all. And all I wanted to do was have rough sex.

Well, let's not rule anything out here...

Raistlin
02-04-2011, 04:35 AM
I would eat sandwiches with peanut butter and cheese and NOBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME.

That is the grossest thing I've heard today.

Manny
02-04-2011, 04:50 AM
I would be a fucking cat burglar. Dinner Party Thieves style. Total, full out jewel thief.

~*~Celes~*~
02-04-2011, 10:44 AM
I would do...things that aren't nice at all, to people who deserve it.

Parker
02-04-2011, 11:05 AM
this thread is filled with psychopaths so i guess i would round up everyone in this thread and gas them for the benefit of society

NorthernChaosGod
02-04-2011, 05:07 PM
this thread is filled with psychopaths so i guess i would round up everyone in this thread and gas them for the benefit of society

/thread

Peegee
02-04-2011, 05:13 PM
aiee it's a trap!

Cuchulainn
02-05-2011, 02:54 AM
i always get away with it

reported.

grass

Yar
02-05-2011, 05:28 PM
I'd stick a camera in Julian's shower and then sell access to it over the Internet. :shifty:

1,000,000 hits this week imo :monster: 999,999 of them are Eric

Bunny
02-05-2011, 08:12 PM
this thread is filled with psychopaths so i guess i would round up everyone in this thread and gas them for the benefit of society

Only a few people have displayed anything that could come even somewhat close to psychopathic behavior. I would be more worried about the people who are trying harder to point out that everyone else is in the wrong. Something is fishy with those individuals.

NorthernChaosGod
02-05-2011, 09:34 PM
I'd stick a camera in Julian's shower and then sell access to it over the Internet. :shifty:

1,000,000 hits this week imo :monster: 999,999 of them are Eric

:|

Peegee
02-08-2011, 06:08 PM
I'd stick a camera in Julian's shower and then sell access to it over the Internet. :shifty:

1,000,000 hits this week imo :monster: 999,999 of them are Eric

:|

you don't get to :| you have no say in this hypothetical.

asl op

sharkythesharkdogg
02-08-2011, 07:19 PM
Nothing. I'd do absolutely nothing. I'd be fat, rich, well sexed, and have done nothing to deserve it. ahhhhhh, nothing is better than gratuitous abuse of the original sins.

GhandiOwnsYou
02-08-2011, 09:51 PM
I would eat sandwiches with peanut butter and cheese and NOBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME.

That is the grossest thing I've heard today.

You are so unbelievably wrong. Peanut Butter and Cheese destroys any other food.


I'm going with pistol whipping every director who re-cut and re-released a beloved movie one time for each sin against the original movie.

NorthernChaosGod
02-09-2011, 01:41 AM
I'm going with pistol whipping every director who re-cut and re-released a beloved movie one time for each sin against the original movie.

They're not allowed to release the movies they originally wanted to?