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Yar
02-03-2011, 08:02 AM
What secrets do you know about other EoFFers?



I can tell you that Eric likes eating make-up. :shifty: It's how he keeps his figure!

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 08:08 AM
I can tell you that Justin keeps trying to kiss me.

G13
02-03-2011, 08:08 AM
Justin's dating a snowman. It's out now, bitch!

Yar
02-03-2011, 08:10 AM
Freddie is a good listener!!

G13
02-03-2011, 08:18 AM
It won't last. He'll melt soon enough, or some punk kids will come along and curb stomp him into oblivion.

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2011, 09:02 AM
What if someone gives him a top hat?

Bunny
02-03-2011, 09:18 AM
The less things I know about you lot the better.

Freya
02-03-2011, 09:28 AM
I heard foa kidnaps cats, dresses them up as people, takes pictures, and sends those adorable cats-dressed-as-people-doing-people-things pictures as her ransom notes.

Peegee
02-03-2011, 05:56 PM
ooc:

paraphrased:

PG: I think (mine) plus a foot would be way beyond too big
Joy: [censored] inches is too big, and I'm a pretty tall girl
PG: well, talut is 8.5 in and my friend mike is 10
Justin: how the hell did you know that
PG: guys talk, y'know

We really do. I also know Da Black Goku's (blackgoku.com) penis size.

edit: bah he closed his site. Whatever you know who Black Goku is.

Psychotic
02-03-2011, 06:16 PM
RYE HAD SEX WITH A DUDE

NO LIE

(he wasnt black....is she a RACEIST too???)

Yar
02-03-2011, 09:37 PM
ooc:

paraphrased:

PG: I think (mine) plus a foot would be way beyond too big
Joy :shifty:: [censored] inches is too big, and I'm a pretty tall girl
PG: well, talut is 8.5 in and my friend mike is 10
Joy: how the hell did you know that
PG: guys talk, y'know

We really do. I also know Da Black Goku's (blackgoku.com) penis size.

edit: bah he closed his site. Whatever you know who Black Goku is.

So many people lie about their own penis size that any discussion about it is pointless. Whip it out or piss off imo

Jessweeee♪
02-03-2011, 09:44 PM
Why do men brag about potentially hospitalizing their ladies with a punctured cervix?

:confused:

Shlup
02-03-2011, 10:00 PM
I know all EoFF's best secrets. But I am a good secret keeper. Go cry about it.

Peegee
02-03-2011, 10:06 PM
ooc:

paraphrased:

PG: I think (mine) plus a foot would be way beyond too big
PG: [censored] inches is too big, and I'm a pretty tall girl
PG: well, talut is 8.5 in and my friend mike is 10
PG: how the hell did you know that
PG: guys talk, y'know

We really do. I also know Da Black Goku's (blackgoku.com) penis size.

edit: bah he closed his site. Whatever you know who Black Goku is.

So many people lie about their own penis size that any discussion about it is pointless. Whip it out or piss off imo

I wish I saved it like a good bicurious non-bi bifag, but I didn't. But one of us posted a censored pic of it.

Bam. That forum was so queer.

Yar
02-03-2011, 11:19 PM
Lol blurred out

Peegee
02-04-2011, 12:13 AM
Lol blurred out

no it was a black box. Grrr photoshop imo asl

fire_of_avalon
02-04-2011, 02:19 AM
Face needs to stay the fuck out of this thread! And all of the staffers.

rubah
02-04-2011, 02:21 AM
peegies ate all of my rice when he was here >:[

Madonna
02-04-2011, 02:38 AM
http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/106c7d0.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/116380-eyes-final-fantasy-goes-postsecret-2.html#post2471251)

Madame Adequate
02-04-2011, 03:00 AM
Rye has an extraordinarily tasty strain of armpit sweat.

Shiny
02-04-2011, 03:58 AM
I know a lot and I don't even know why. I don't ask to get told these things and some things I don't wanna know! I'm pretty sure only one person (possibly two) knows the only secret I'm keeping from this site. And that person is long gone from this site. :)

NorthernChaosGod
02-04-2011, 04:26 AM
Why do men brag about potentially hospitalizing their ladies with a punctured cervix?

:confused:

Most guys probably don't understand it's not that hard to hit the cervix.

Manny
02-04-2011, 04:53 AM
Why do men brag about potentially hospitalizing their ladies with a punctured cervix?

:confused:

I know, right?

Shorty has a Carl-Sagan-wearing-a-dress fetish.

Clo
02-04-2011, 05:17 AM
I like to think that no one knows me.

NorthernChaosGod
02-04-2011, 06:25 AM
We all know you, Clograb.

Yar
02-04-2011, 08:09 AM
This is supposed to be EoFF Secrets not Lies on FF.. :colbert:

Parker
02-04-2011, 11:13 AM
i emailed in several lies to that eoff postsecret thing a couple years back, including i think the one in this thread tho it wasnt in postcard format when i sent it so im not sure

i know an eoffer who killed a guy also but i aint tellin whO!

Peegee
02-04-2011, 04:57 PM
http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/106c7d0.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/116380-eyes-final-fantasy-goes-postsecret-2.html#post2471251)

Is that psy's eoff postsecret?

NorthernChaosGod
02-04-2011, 05:05 PM
There was an EoFF Post Secret? xD Who were they sent to?

Parker
02-04-2011, 05:38 PM
pretty sure it was Rye maybe rubah (eoff girls whose names begin with R are all the same to me!). it was a good thread and someone who isnt lazy should do it again!

theundeadhero
02-04-2011, 05:40 PM
I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

Peegee
02-04-2011, 06:23 PM
pretty sure it was Rye maybe rubah (eoff girls whose names begin with R are all the same to me!). it was a good thread and someone who isnt lazy should do it again!

it was ryechu. she knows all our secrets.

~*~Celes~*~
02-04-2011, 07:09 PM
I KNOW STUFF like for example Justin's favorite color is 45.

Peegee
02-04-2011, 07:20 PM
I KNOW STUFF like for example Justin's favorite color is 45.

D: lies!

Bunny
02-04-2011, 11:31 PM
pretty sure it was Rye maybe rubah (eoff girls whose names begin with R are all the same to me!). it was a good thread and someone who isnt lazy should do it again!

it was ryechu. she knows all our secrets.

Wasn't there a community account that people could log into and send the post secrets to her?

Rye
02-04-2011, 11:36 PM
Yup! You could choose to just PM me them to me, or use the EoFF Post Secret community email account to email them to me anonymously.

Madonna
02-05-2011, 12:56 AM
eoff.ps
lolsecrets

NorthernChaosGod
02-05-2011, 02:22 AM
Yup! You could choose to just PM me them to me, or use the EoFF Post Secret community email account to email them to me anonymously.

Haha. Do it again.

Cuchulainn
02-05-2011, 02:51 AM
I know nothing about anyone. I just don't care enough.


I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

I'd go. It's about time I met Huxtable and Psy and et al.

Steve
02-05-2011, 09:13 AM
I know nothing about anyone. I just don't care enough.


I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

I'd go. It's about time I met Huxtable and Psy and et al.

Come, Come lets tear this country a new arsehole!

Peegee
02-08-2011, 09:01 PM
I know nothing about anyone. I just don't care enough.


I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

I'd go. It's about time I met Huxtable and Psy and et al.

Come, Come lets tear this country a new arsehole!

don't bother - they'll just play halo 4 and half life 3 all day

NorthernChaosGod
02-09-2011, 01:31 AM
What's wrong with Half Life? o_o

Bunny
02-09-2011, 01:34 AM
If you're going to do something, don't half-ass it.

Peegee
02-09-2011, 08:11 PM
What's wrong with Half Life? o_o

Nothing. I have HL1

Laddy
02-09-2011, 08:42 PM
I know the sexual orientation of every single guy on EoFF. Don't assume.

Peegee
02-09-2011, 09:08 PM
I know the sexual orientation of every single guy on EoFF. Don't assume.

Oh yeah what's yours?

Laddy
02-09-2011, 09:58 PM
What do YOU think, Peegee?

Peegee
02-09-2011, 10:57 PM
What do YOU think, Peegee?

you're the one that knows everybody's sexual orientation.

Shoeberto
02-09-2011, 11:08 PM
Megan Powell once killed a man, just to watch him die.

Bunny
02-09-2011, 11:13 PM
Actually, that's just a rumor. The real reason behind the murder is that she just likes killing people.

Peegee
02-09-2011, 11:18 PM
So does she like to watch them die or not? Important people want to know.

Laddy
02-09-2011, 11:22 PM
What do YOU think, Peegee?

you're the one that knows everybody's sexual orientation.
Yes, but I'm scurious as to why you feel the need to ask this. Or is this an offer?

NorthernChaosGod
02-10-2011, 02:42 AM
I think it's an offer, Laddy. Go for it.

fire_of_avalon
02-10-2011, 05:12 PM
Goddammit Stuart.

Peegee
02-10-2011, 08:03 PM
What do YOU think, Peegee?

you're the one that knows everybody's sexual orientation.
Yes, but I'm scurious as to why you feel the need to ask this. Or is this an offer?

I forget if you are in usa or australia or germania or canada.

Laddy
02-10-2011, 11:32 PM
I'm American, so drive on down!