EoFF Secrets

[Yar]

What secrets do you know about other EoFFers?



I can tell you that Eric likes eating make-up. :shifty: It's how he keeps his figure!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can tell you that Justin keeps trying to kiss me.

[G13]

Justin's dating a snowman. It's out now, bitch!

[Yar]

Freddie is a good listener!!

[G13]

It won't last. He'll melt soon enough, or some punk kids will come along and curb stomp him into oblivion.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What if someone gives him a top hat?

[Bunny]

The less things I know about you lot the better.

[Freya]

I heard foa kidnaps cats, dresses them up as people, takes pictures, and sends those adorable cats-dressed-as-people-doing-people-things pictures as her ransom notes.

[Peegee]

ooc:

paraphrased:

PG: I think (mine) plus a foot would be way beyond too big
Joy: [censored] inches is too big, and I'm a pretty tall girl
PG: well, talut is 8.5 in and my friend mike is 10
Justin: how the hell did you know that
PG: guys talk, y'know

We really do. I also know Da Black Goku's (blackgoku.com) penis size.

edit: bah he closed his site. Whatever you know who Black Goku is.

[Psychotic]

RYE HAD SEX WITH A DUDE

NO LIE

(he wasnt black....is she a RACEIST too???)

[Yar]

ooc:

paraphrased:

PG: I think (mine) plus a foot would be way beyond too big
Joy :shifty:: [censored] inches is too big, and I'm a pretty tall girl
PG: well, talut is 8.5 in and my friend mike is 10
Joy: how the hell did you know that
PG: guys talk, y'know

We really do. I also know Da Black Goku's (blackgoku.com) penis size.

edit: bah he closed his site. Whatever you know who Black Goku is.

So many people lie about their own penis size that any discussion about it is pointless. Whip it out or piss off imo

[Jessweeee♪]

Why do men brag about potentially hospitalizing their ladies with a punctured cervix?

:confused:

[Shlup]

I know all EoFF's best secrets. But I am a good secret keeper. Go cry about it.

[Peegee]

ooc:

paraphrased:

PG: I think (mine) plus a foot would be way beyond too big
PG: [censored] inches is too big, and I'm a pretty tall girl
PG: well, talut is 8.5 in and my friend mike is 10
PG: how the hell did you know that
PG: guys talk, y'know

We really do. I also know Da Black Goku's (blackgoku.com) penis size.

edit: bah he closed his site. Whatever you know who Black Goku is.

So many people lie about their own penis size that any discussion about it is pointless. Whip it out or piss off imo

I wish I saved it like a good bicurious non-bi bifag, but I didn't. But one of us posted a censored pic of it.

Bam. That forum was so queer.

[Yar]

Lol blurred out

[Peegee]

Lol blurred out

no it was a black box. Grrr photoshop imo asl

[fire_of_avalon]

Face needs to stay the fuck out of this thread! And all of the staffers.

[rubah]

peegies ate all of my rice when he was here >:[

[Madonna]

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[Madame Adequate]

Rye has an extraordinarily tasty strain of armpit sweat.

[Shiny]

I know a lot and I don't even know why. I don't ask to get told these things and some things I don't wanna know! I'm pretty sure only one person (possibly two) knows the only secret I'm keeping from this site. And that person is long gone from this site. :)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why do men brag about potentially hospitalizing their ladies with a punctured cervix?

:confused:

Most guys probably don't understand it's not that hard to hit the cervix.

[Manny]

Why do men brag about potentially hospitalizing their ladies with a punctured cervix?

:confused:

I know, right?

Shorty has a Carl-Sagan-wearing-a-dress fetish.

[Clo]

I like to think that no one knows me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

We all know you, Clograb.

[Yar]

This is supposed to be EoFF Secrets not Lies on FF.. :colbert:

[Parker]

i emailed in several lies to that eoff postsecret thing a couple years back, including i think the one in this thread tho it wasnt in postcard format when i sent it so im not sure

i know an eoffer who killed a guy also but i aint tellin whO!

[Peegee]

http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/106c7d0.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/116380-eyes-final-fantasy-goes-postsecret-2.html#post2471251)

Is that psy's eoff postsecret?

[NorthernChaosGod]

There was an EoFF Post Secret? xD Who were they sent to?

[Parker]

pretty sure it was Rye maybe rubah (eoff girls whose names begin with R are all the same to me!). it was a good thread and someone who isnt lazy should do it again!

[theundeadhero]

I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

[Peegee]

pretty sure it was Rye maybe rubah (eoff girls whose names begin with R are all the same to me!). it was a good thread and someone who isnt lazy should do it again!

it was ryechu. she knows all our secrets.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I KNOW STUFF like for example Justin's favorite color is 45.

[Peegee]

I KNOW STUFF like for example Justin's favorite color is 45.

D: lies!

[Bunny]

pretty sure it was Rye maybe rubah (eoff girls whose names begin with R are all the same to me!). it was a good thread and someone who isnt lazy should do it again!

it was ryechu. she knows all our secrets.

Wasn't there a community account that people could log into and send the post secrets to her?

[Rye]

Yup! You could choose to just PM me them to me, or use the EoFF Post Secret community email account to email them to me anonymously.

[Madonna]

eoff.ps
lolsecrets

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yup! You could choose to just PM me them to me, or use the EoFF Post Secret community email account to email them to me anonymously.

Haha. Do it again.

[Cuchulainn]

I know nothing about anyone. I just don't care enough.


I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

I'd go. It's about time I met Huxtable and Psy and et al.

[Iceglow]

I know nothing about anyone. I just don't care enough.


I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

I'd go. It's about time I met Huxtable and Psy and et al.

Come, Come lets tear this country a new arsehole!

[Peegee]

I know nothing about anyone. I just don't care enough.


I want to go back to England and cause the kind of mayhem that people remember for years but I need some partners in crime.

I'd go. It's about time I met Huxtable and Psy and et al.

Come, Come lets tear this country a new arsehole!

don't bother - they'll just play halo 4 and half life 3 all day

[NorthernChaosGod]

What's wrong with Half Life? o_o

[Bunny]

If you're going to do something, don't half-ass it.

[Peegee]

What's wrong with Half Life? o_o

Nothing. I have HL1

[Laddy]

I know the sexual orientation of every single guy on EoFF. Don't assume.

[Peegee]

I know the sexual orientation of every single guy on EoFF. Don't assume.

Oh yeah what's yours?

[Laddy]

What do YOU think, Peegee?

[Peegee]

What do YOU think, Peegee?

you're the one that knows everybody's sexual orientation.

[Shoeberto]

Megan Powell once killed a man, just to watch him die.

[Bunny]

Actually, that's just a rumor. The real reason behind the murder is that she just likes killing people.

[Peegee]

So does she like to watch them die or not? Important people want to know.

[Laddy]

What do YOU think, Peegee?

you're the one that knows everybody's sexual orientation.
Yes, but I'm scurious as to why you feel the need to ask this. Or is this an offer?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think it's an offer, Laddy. Go for it.

[fire_of_avalon]

Goddammit Stuart.

[Peegee]

What do YOU think, Peegee?

you're the one that knows everybody's sexual orientation.
Yes, but I'm scurious as to why you feel the need to ask this. Or is this an offer?

I forget if you are in usa or australia or germania or canada.

[Laddy]

I'm American, so drive on down!

[Christmas]

My secret is I am able to exist way past than all the posters in this thread. :bigsmile:

[theundeadhero]

All of them.

[Quindiana Jones]

I intend to outlive you all.

[Del Murder]

You remember the pact, right? The last EoFFer remaining gets the secret to Cid's lost gold.

[Jessweeee♪]

:shifty: