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Psychotic
02-05-2011, 04:13 AM
Antelopes. I just can't see the point of them. Like... what the hell do they even do? Just kill the whole smurfing lot of them and be done with it.

And yourself, dear Eyes on?

THREAD RULES: First person to say "The human race :smug:" gets banned.
First person to say "The French" gets Knighted.
I am not going to do either of those things; entirely too lazy to go to the admin cp. :kiss:

Ace Protorney
02-05-2011, 04:16 AM
Mosquitoes. Damn bugs need to go away for good!

KentaRawr!
02-05-2011, 04:26 AM
Dust Bunnies. :)

Bunny
02-05-2011, 04:34 AM
Dane Cook.

Hollycat
02-05-2011, 04:41 AM
the French
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rubah
02-05-2011, 05:23 AM
the human ra..

mosqui...

GRR

Cavindish.

Shiny
02-05-2011, 05:35 AM
Everyone named Paul.

LunarWeaver
02-05-2011, 05:55 AM
The gays.

Jessweeee♪
02-05-2011, 06:37 AM
Wasps.

Steve
02-05-2011, 08:59 AM
Well ofcourse the French, along with the Germans, the Dutch and the convicts (austrailians) too. Sorry Dennis, Dak, you've just gotta go. That or claim to be British or American from now until forever but one little slip and it's the rope for you.

On a more serious note to answer the question... Fleas, they infest your pets, infest your home, infest your bed and bite you :bou::bou::bou::bou:less even though they can't survive on human blood due to the high salt content...fuck flea's you do nothing you're a parasite.

Parker
02-05-2011, 10:47 AM
Wasps.

Also ants.

Remon
02-05-2011, 12:36 PM
Mosquitoes, Cockroaches, Flies, Spiders and other bugs.

G13
02-05-2011, 12:43 PM
Spiders, squids, and

wait for it

Oh, Sarah! :bigsmile:

Octopi.

smurf. Those. Things.

Sarah will be along any moment now to relate exactly why I hate octopi so much.

Aydin
02-05-2011, 12:55 PM
Snakes!!! -shudders-

Rantz
02-05-2011, 02:00 PM
Goddamn moths scare my ass off when they come buzzing next to my ear.

Cuchulainn
02-05-2011, 02:57 PM
cats. all of them.

Aerith's Knight
02-05-2011, 07:09 PM
All the males in the entire world but for me. My life shall be spent saving the human race, and my nickname shall be "The breeder". Life would be good and I predict death by snoo snoo at 60.

Also, baby seals, but I prefer to do so myself. Makes the sport more interesting.

Mirage
02-05-2011, 07:33 PM
How amusing it would be if you just so happened to have a very inheritable and terrible genetic disease :>.

I would make everyone who hate cats go extinct.

kotora
02-05-2011, 07:42 PM
them brits

cloud_doll
02-06-2011, 02:13 AM
Psychiatrists.

They just don't care D=

fire_of_avalon
02-06-2011, 02:32 AM
People who don't like puppies.

Shoden
02-06-2011, 03:35 AM
Chavs
French chavs
French chav rabbits
French chav rabbits with a genetic connection to the human race

Shlup
02-06-2011, 06:26 AM
All spiders except for daddy long legs.

The Summoner of Leviathan
02-06-2011, 10:02 AM
All spiders except for daddy long legs.

But they aren't spiders...

Bedbugs. Those things are gross and insanely hard to get rid of.

Shlup
02-06-2011, 10:07 AM
All spiders except for daddy long legs.

But they aren't spiders...

In the US it refers to a spider. Otherwise known as a "cellar spider."

The Summoner of Leviathan
02-06-2011, 10:09 AM
:O For me it refers to something else~

Jiro
02-06-2011, 11:26 AM
These (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extinct_animals) ones.

Loony BoB
02-06-2011, 04:08 PM
Tough call between wasps and mosquitos. I'll probably go with wasps. If we got rid of mosquitos then we'd overpopulate Earth even faster.

DMKA
02-06-2011, 05:08 PM
Cockroaches and Texans.

Madame Adequate
02-06-2011, 06:12 PM
squids, and

wait for it

Oh, Sarah! :bigsmile:

Octopi.

smurf. Those. Things.

Sarah will be along any moment now to relate exactly why I hate octopi so much.

At first I was like "Why on earth would anyone want to get rid of the greatest creatures in the entire universe" but then I realized - it's to preserve our long-term dominance of the planet. I applaud your foresight even as I deplore your desire to kill our Divine friends in the deep.

I would kill all Centipedes. I'm not a fan of spiders either. But of my fuck centipedes are the most horrific thing to walk the earth. If C'thulhu were real he would have the form of a centipede.

rubah
02-06-2011, 06:57 PM
All spiders except for daddy long legs.

But they aren't spiders...

In the US it refers to a spider. Otherwise known as a "cellar spider."

Around here it refers to Harvestmen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvestman)


For Hux:

http://i.imgur.com/eAa8i.jpg
One of these was on my parent's house once. Fucking 9" long. It was crawling to a nest of baby birds.

fire_of_avalon
02-07-2011, 02:28 AM
First of all, Allie, I hate your guts for a hot minute.

Wait for it to pass.









Second of all, it probably didn't eat them. It probably just turned them into horrific monsters. Didn't you have one in your sink that one time?

Laddy
02-07-2011, 03:20 AM
Women.

Hollycat
02-07-2011, 03:46 AM
Texans.

excuse me, what the smurfing hell have I ever done to you

NorthernChaosGod
02-07-2011, 05:29 AM
Twilight fans.

G13
02-07-2011, 09:25 AM
squids, and

wait for it

Oh, Sarah! :bigsmile:

Octopi.

smurf. Those. Things.

Sarah will be along any moment now to relate exactly why I hate octopi so much.

At first I was like "Why on earth would anyone want to get rid of the greatest creatures in the entire universe" but then I realized - it's to preserve our long-term dominance of the planet. I applaud your foresight even as I deplore your desire to kill our Divine friends in the deep.

Yeah that. And also 'cause this one time on Baywatch...


YouTube - Mimic Octopus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygh1-ul6E94)

Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.

Jiro
02-07-2011, 11:16 AM
Mimic octopus huh? Well :bou::bou::bou::bou:, that's pretty impressive. Get a couple of those fellas together and we might just find ourselves a new dominant species.

sharkythesharkdogg
02-08-2011, 02:34 AM
I think things like Camel Spiders (http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/fly-tying/Camel_Spider-2.jpg) are pretty cool. Even if they are the size of your face.

I don't mind the idea of being eaten alive by bull sharks. (http://www.sharkdivermag.com/IMAGES/issue-17/bull-shark-x-500.jpg)

But some of the parasites on this planet just piss me off. The Onchocerciasis worm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onchocerciasis) can just die! What's the point of it? African River blindness? That's your legacy? DIE!!!!

While I'm at it, the Loa Loa worm can fuck off too.

Peegee
02-08-2011, 08:59 PM
Does it have to be animal? And does it only have to be one?

Because I would eliminate all bacteria from the earth. But even if I did, a new species would develop.

GhandiOwnsYou
02-08-2011, 09:29 PM
Chiggers. AKA No-See-Ums.

Deal with those little bastards one time. Just once. You will contemplate sawing off your own limbs and burning them just for the satisfaction of taking those bastards down.

Loony BoB
02-08-2011, 09:44 PM
YouTube - Mimic Octopus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygh1-ul6E94)Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.
And that's just the start of it. I was watching a documentary about disecting a giant squid or something and they went off on a tangent about this sort of thing. My favourite is how they camouflage to such extreme levels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSbC6HAgNE&feature=related).

Otis_Glicker
02-08-2011, 09:54 PM
Deer. I don't know how populated deer are where you live, but they're all over the goddamn place here. They're so fucking stupid. Don't ever judge someone's driving based on whether or not they've hit a deer, because they'll do ANYTHING to get hit. I've been with people multiple times where the deer will cross the rode and then make a dash BACK at the car they just avoided. I hate them.

G13
02-09-2011, 01:09 PM
YouTube - Mimic Octopus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygh1-ul6E94)Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.
And that's just the start of it. I was watching a documentary about disecting a giant squid or something and they went off on a tangent about this sort of thing. My favourite is how they camouflage to such extreme levels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSbC6HAgNE&feature=related).

That was like magic. These animals are fucking insane!

Bunny
02-09-2011, 06:55 PM
Okay, now I am proposing octopus genocide.

Hollycat
02-10-2011, 05:19 PM
you can't propose anything, you're extinct, see my first post

theundeadhero
02-10-2011, 05:59 PM
Corgis. Screw those things.

Jiro
02-10-2011, 07:44 PM
Laddy will hunt you down. Fear him.

Laddy
02-10-2011, 11:30 PM
Corgis. Screw those things.Corgis are not a species! So not only are you evil, but silly as well!

Necronopticous
02-11-2011, 01:33 AM
L (http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Lich) or h (http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Humanoid). Preferably both (http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Scroll_of_genocide).

fire_of_avalon
02-11-2011, 01:55 AM
Women.

Then you wouldn't have anyone to tell you how adorable your gayness is!

Laddy
02-11-2011, 05:17 AM
I have girls that do that! I'm talking women. And cool chicks can always be one of the girls, so the term is broad. I mean Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin. They are women. You are a girl.

Hollycat
02-11-2011, 05:20 AM
gays.
sorry, the bible says no.
but we can still be frienz

Laddy
02-11-2011, 05:22 AM
If we're following the Bible, can I still be buddies with my shellfish?

Hollycat
02-11-2011, 05:24 AM
yes

ReloadPsi
02-12-2011, 12:39 AM
Pandas. They only eat things for which their digestive systems are not designed. No wonder they're endangered.

theundeadhero
02-12-2011, 03:31 PM
Did you just call FOA a girl? She's gonna curb stomp you!