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Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-07-2011, 02:18 PM
Hello all,

If you were to write a letter to someone* who receives fan mail frequently, what would you put in your letter to make it stand out?


*Examples include: authors, musicians, actors, athletes, government officials etc etc
Rantz
02-07-2011, 02:32 PM
A picture of my dong.
Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-07-2011, 02:44 PM
"Actually, it's not even my dong. It's my friends dong."
Jiro
02-07-2011, 03:41 PM
It just so happens I am both an author and an athlete so I have received many letters... okay so perhaps I'm not accomplished at either yet, but I will be.

I would send my letter in an envelope with "Congratulations!" or something written on it in formal looking print. Because that way I can trick them into reading it!
NorthernChaosGod
02-07-2011, 03:51 PM
A picture of my dong.

This.
Peegee
02-07-2011, 04:56 PM
just attach this
http://i44.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ixcruw.jpg
Bunny
02-07-2011, 05:13 PM
A death threat.
Psychotic
02-07-2011, 05:16 PM
MAJESTIC ROAST PORK? FANCIABLE CASTLE, NO WORRIES!

in big letters on the envelope. Also a picture of a tapir.

I don't know about you guys, but I sure as fuck would open that letter to find out what the hell was going on.
kotora
02-07-2011, 06:06 PM
you know your letter is only going to get read by some letter lackey right? Do you think Brad Pitt or Barack Obama will care about your letter if you're gonna put sparkles and flames on it?
Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-07-2011, 06:48 PM
That's why you don't write to people who are never going to read your letter. That would be a huge waste of time.

I only write to people who I know will send something back.
Peegee
02-07-2011, 07:06 PM
That's why you don't write to people who are never going to read your letter. That would be a huge waste of time.

I only write to people who I know will send something back.

How do you predict the future? can you tell me my DOD?
Remon
02-07-2011, 07:15 PM
I'd make it as simple as possible. People try too hard to stand out, and letters like that become boring and a hassle to read. At least that's the kind of letter that would stand out to me if i got to read a large quantity of letters.
Since I was thinking of an author, I guess I'd slip in a murder mystery from me for him to solve :p
Peegee
02-07-2011, 07:25 PM
People do glance at your letters - make it brief but witty or catchy or memorable.
Meat Puppet
02-07-2011, 11:03 PM
Anthrax. Gets them every time.
Madonna
02-07-2011, 11:14 PM
http://oi56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2n9htef.jpg
rubah
02-07-2011, 11:35 PM
I wish I knew ;_;!
fire_of_avalon
02-07-2011, 11:56 PM
Send them a present.
NorthernChaosGod
02-08-2011, 12:23 AM
Send them a present.

Like a lock of your hair.
Bunny
02-08-2011, 01:13 AM
Or a lock of their hair.
fire_of_avalon
02-08-2011, 03:17 AM
Or a vial of your blood and spit.
NorthernChaosGod
02-08-2011, 03:56 AM
Or blood and semen between two sheets of plexiglass.
LunarWeaver
02-08-2011, 05:25 AM
I would purchase an Asian from one of the many places you can, tattoo the letter onto their body, and then simply put the Asian in my mailbox with a glued on stamp. I suppose since I'm a fan of this person, he or she can keep the letter.
Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-08-2011, 12:52 PM
Well peegee, it's time to get the tattoo gun out.
Peegee
02-08-2011, 03:28 PM
Well peegee, it's time to get the tattoo gun out.

what did I do this time?
Jiro
02-09-2011, 12:06 AM
What didn't you do is the question, I think.
Peegee
02-09-2011, 10:18 PM
What didn't you do is the question, I think.

so what didn't I do?