View Full Version : You will never be as great at everything as James Franco is.

02-13-2011, 06:17 AM
It is time to face this fact and continue living your life. Or you can kill yourself because you will never achieve the level of greatness that James Franco has achieved.

This is why.

1) James Franco is an Academy Award-nominated actor

2) James Franco reenrolled at UCLA in the fall of 2006 as an English major with a creative writing concentration. Having received permission to take as many as 62 course credits per quarter (http://magazine.ucla.edu/features/smart_set/) compared to the normal limit of 19 while continuing to act, he received his undergraduate degree in June 2008 with a GPA over 3.5.

3) James Franco later moved to New York to simultaneously attend graduate school at Columbia University's MFA writing program, New York University's Tisch School of the Arts for filmmaking (http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/12/franco200812), and Brooklyn College for fiction writing (http://magazine.ucla.edu/features/smart_set/), while occasionally commuting to North Carolina's Warren Wilson College for poetry. (http://instapaperstories.tumblr.com/post/972880219/the-james-franco-project-new-york-magazine) He received his MFA from Columbia in 2010. Oh and he is also a Ph.D. student in English at Yale University and will attend the Rhode Island School of Design. (http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/2010/mar/28/now-he-can-fall-asleep-in-lc-too/[%22)

4) James Franco had a collection of his short stories published. (http://www.iol.co.za/tonight/movies/a-life-in-constant-motion-1.1008128)

5) James Franco starred in 41 episodes of General Hospital in 2009. He's also gearing up to direct an episode very soon.

6) James Franco has written screenplays.

7) James Franco has directed short films and is gearing up to shoot features.

8) James Franco wants to write and direct adaptations of Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian and William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying. (http://www.slashfilm.com/james-franco-talks-planned-literary-adaptations/)

9) James Franco is going to help teach a class about James Franco. (http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/02/02/james-franco-class/)

10) YouTube - Spiderman 3 Pie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKWAc_wt60)

11) James Franco is 32 years old

Discuss James Franco and how you will never be as great as him.

*I did not write this but it is all true.

02-13-2011, 06:25 AM
I would like to point out that you also will never be as good as him :)

02-13-2011, 06:30 AM
I am the head of the James Franco Church of James Franco.

I'm good.

02-13-2011, 07:15 AM
Yes but you're still not him. No matter how hard you try, he will eclipse you at every turn. Even if he comes out and says "Bunny is better than me" it will only prove that he is a humble man and better than you.

Sorry dude.

02-13-2011, 08:12 AM
James Franco spoke at my school and talked about James Franco.

02-13-2011, 11:42 AM
James Franco.

02-13-2011, 11:45 AM
It's like yer all brainwashed.

02-13-2011, 12:53 PM
Are we at that point in time where Chuck Norris needs to be replaced already?


James Franco purposefully put himself in an awkward position once just to see what it felt like.

James Franco can speak fluent Italian in Russian.

James Franco once punched a magician.

James Franco is the most interesting man in the world.

02-13-2011, 03:28 PM
He was wandering around one of the podunk mountain towns nearby me to decide if he wanted it to be in a movie. He went to the bar in town and talked to everybody and did not hide. I thought that was pretty cool.

Also studying poetry at Warren Wilson is pretty weird. It's a hippie school but the focus is on environmental studies. Neat.

James Franco be with you.

02-13-2011, 04:06 PM
yeah he's like a crazy workaholic. I cba for that nonsense!

Dignified Pauper
02-13-2011, 05:00 PM
If I had sex with James Franco, I'd be better than anyone who hasn't. Alas, this is only a dream.

02-13-2011, 06:22 PM
Well... I'm not gonna lie... James Franco is super fine, and if ever given the chance... Let's just say that horrible, terrible things would happen to him.... By me... <. <

Ahem, but JEEZ BUNNY. Man crush much? (;

02-28-2011, 06:21 AM
ajahahah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J2UZZ45BqU)

02-28-2011, 07:01 AM
The only woman good enough for James Franco is James Franco.

02-28-2011, 02:09 PM
I don't care what the fuck you say I know I could host the Oscars better than this douchebag did. That :bou::bou::bou::bou: was just painful to watch.

Unbreakable Will
02-28-2011, 02:48 PM
James Franco doesn't use condoms because there is no protection from James Franco. Eh, just doesn't have the same ring as Chuck Norris Eric. :colbert:

02-28-2011, 05:22 PM
his name sounds Italian or Spanish in origin so I don't particularly care what this guy has achieved, he is clearly my inferior.

02-28-2011, 08:44 PM
If Chuck Norris tried to kill James Franco, they would end up snuggling.

02-28-2011, 09:21 PM
If the Oscars were any indication of how well James Franco actually executes the things he takes part in, I would say that James Franco fails at life.

02-28-2011, 09:22 PM
Haven't the Oscars always been terrible?

Unbreakable Will
02-28-2011, 10:22 PM
If Chuck Norris tried to kill James Franco, they would end up snuggling.
:stare: Horrible horrible lies

03-01-2011, 06:32 AM
James Franco doesn't use condoms because there is no protection from James Franco. Eh, just doesn't have the same ring as Chuck Norris Eric. :colbert:

That's why you do what I did and say Chuck Norris, but actually just steal The Most Interesting Man in the World quotes. :monster:

03-01-2011, 09:45 AM
Haven't the Oscars always been terrible?
James Franco was stoned out of his mind for the whole show. It would have been funny if it weren't so painfully awkward at the same time. Booo!! Excuse me James Franco, but you do NOT slur your speech while announcing the goddess Cate Blanchett. Enunciate, dammit!

03-01-2011, 07:29 PM
Haven't the Oscars always been terrible?

Most likely which is why people should probably not watch them. And the dude is always stoned. The More You Know.