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Hollycat
02-17-2011, 11:58 PM
not at all like the regular ONION, post shocking articles here. I have this:
Boy kills mother over PlayStation (http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/boy-kills-mother-over-playstation/)

I couldn't find the one where a mom made her son kill a hamster with a hammer because he failed a test

Yar
02-18-2011, 12:04 AM
what a dumbass

Shlup
02-18-2011, 12:07 AM
Parenting is a game of eat or be eaten. My children will fear me. When I take away their Nintendo they will say "Thank you, Mother, for teaching us."

Unbreakable Will
02-18-2011, 12:11 AM
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My favorite quote wasn't even in the article;


nunya

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:34:01

this is so Capitle S.T.U.P.E.D i wiss i can do that actioly i dont need to wish i got someone already that must just mean that they are lonly


Brettzky

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:25:03

Check out the spelling on nunya. Hey nunya,....your S.T.U.P.I.D.

NorthernChaosGod
02-18-2011, 12:58 AM
Parenting is a game of eat or be eaten. My children will fear me. When I take away their Nintendo they will say "Thank you, Mother, for teaching us."

Can I call you mommy?

Unbreakable Will
02-18-2011, 03:58 AM
Parenting is a game of eat or be eaten. My children will fear me. When I take away their Nintendo they will say "Thank you, Mother, for teaching us."

Can I call you mommy?
Thats freaky :smug:

theundeadhero
02-18-2011, 07:31 AM
She prefers Daddy.

NorthernChaosGod
02-18-2011, 10:16 AM
Kinky.

kotora
02-18-2011, 04:58 PM
Why would you call it the EoFF Onion if it's not at all like the Onion

Levian
02-18-2011, 05:04 PM
Maybe I could get my nephew to kill people I don't like with a claw hammer if I threaten to take away his DS if he doesn't.

Hollycat
02-19-2011, 04:06 AM
Why would you call it the EoFF Onion if it's not at all like the Onion

mmmm. onions....