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Rantz
02-28-2011, 09:11 AM
If you could choose your own way to die, what would it be? Sinking with a sad face like Leo DiCaprio? Explosions? You may also choose your last words, if any.

Inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTp5BL5MMU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AASYGG7mrw

Jiro
02-28-2011, 12:20 PM
I recognise one of those clips. I wonder why. :greenie:

Explosions sound good. I'd like to say something witty but if I can't think of wit now, I'll have a hard time of it while being exploded.

Remon
02-28-2011, 01:20 PM
Sleeping on the lap of my dear wife by the balcony while listening to classical music at around 3 o'clock in October. It has to be sunny, warm, and peaceful :3

Unbreakable Will
02-28-2011, 02:52 PM
If I live long enough, at age 80 I'm going skydiving but never opening my chute. I wonder what I should aim for :p

Peegee
02-28-2011, 03:27 PM
screaming.

Psychotic
02-28-2011, 05:35 PM
I know quoting Monty Python is, you know, lame, but have you ever seen Monty Python's the Meaning of Life? Remember this bit? This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

Every man who has seen that movie would choose the exact same method. Go google crazy if you're curious, I can't post it here :greenie:

NorthernChaosGod
02-28-2011, 07:16 PM
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Shlup
02-28-2011, 08:42 PM
I don't care, as long as it's painless and not embarrassing.

Clo
02-28-2011, 08:49 PM
Torn to pieces by a pack of wolves.

Bunny
02-28-2011, 08:51 PM
I want to die like I lived:

Lots of explosions.

LunarWeaver
02-28-2011, 09:09 PM
I want to have a nice long fight before I die, preferably with half the weapons in China in it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OxQ-2gR1DU&playnext=1&list=PLE7887BBC11DAC57F). Except, you know, the other person follows through and kills me. No pussy mercy :mymelbert:



Being killed by the intense need to say a one-liner isn't so bad either (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXNUaSjXRY).

Unbreakable Will
02-28-2011, 10:33 PM
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
:onoes:

fire_of_avalon
02-28-2011, 10:51 PM
In an evening gown.

G13
03-01-2011, 09:18 AM
Death by snoo snoo.

Bunny
03-01-2011, 10:03 AM
G13 likes his women like he likes his hamburgers: big and beefy.

G13
03-01-2011, 10:12 AM
And with bacon.

Rostum
03-01-2011, 10:26 AM
Chased off a cliff by naked women.

Levian
03-01-2011, 10:28 AM
G13 likes his women like he likes his hamburgers: big and beefy.

and his men like his coffee; Columbian and trapped in a bag.

Iceglow
03-02-2011, 01:23 AM
I know quoting Monty Python is, you know, lame, but have you ever seen Monty Python's the Meaning of Life? Remember this bit? This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

Every man who has seen that movie would choose the exact same method. Go google crazy if you're curious, I can't post it here :greenie:

This. Hell yes.

That or die whilst being fucked senseless by 3 gorgeous girls, it'd do me if I had a heart attack there and then.

Bunny
03-02-2011, 02:28 AM
And with bacon.

Well that's just a given. What kind of communist bastard eats a burger without bacon? Heresy if there every was.

Levian
03-05-2011, 01:59 PM
A stroke! :mog:

It's probably what's going to happen, so might as well hope for it. :jess:

Christmas
06-19-2022, 02:16 PM
My last action before death would be to give my EOFF account password to someone else to carry on my legacy. :bigsmile:

Quindiana Jones
06-19-2022, 09:06 PM
I'd like to die being choked by Rantz.