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[Raistlin]

So apparently the staff has discussed/mandated staffers start making GC threads. Apparently only General threads, because I don't see it in the other forums (except one from Del).

What other things would you like to see from the staff? I vote profanity and vulgar jokes.

[Del Murder]

I'll show you where you can shove your staff, you little smurfer.

[Jiro]

I told them what I wanted them to do in my feedback. Telling them twice seems like wasted effort.

[Shoeberto]

Haha, high-five Raist. I was gonna make a thread confronting them on the exact same thing earlier, but I couldn't come up with a super hilarious way to do it so I worked on my homework instead.

[rubah]

I wrote a blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/rubah/287-spring-cleaning.html) about it xD


I'll show you where you can shove your staff, you little smurfer.

So Raistlin's staff has been up the Staff's collective asses this whole time!?

you sly dog, you! *respect knux*

[Raistlin]

I'll show you where you can shove your staff, you little smurfer.

"A" for effort.


I was gonna make a thread confronting them on the exact same thing earlier...

I thought about making this earlier too... and then promptly forgot about it until now.


I wrote a blog about it xD

Hah, so you did. And that gave me a better idea for a thread mocking the staff about this (a thread about subtlety), which makes it unfortunate that I didn't see your blog sooner.

[Del Murder]

To be fair, the thread I made on style choice I was going to make anyway, because I was genuinely curious. The timing was just a coincidence.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want to see Shlup.

[rubah]

a simple sql query would've sufficed

[Madonna]

Once Shlup rose to Shoe's heckling, nothing could stop the others from displaying their own prowess. Glad to see peer pressure still works like a charm.

[Shlup]

I made threads in three forums, slut.

[G13]

a simple sql query would've sufficed

This quote right here made me laugh so hard and none of you lesser mortals will ever know why.

[Shiny]

I made a thread without realizing what they were up to. They do white people things. *shrug*

[Jiro]

I loved sql in school, I wish I could remember most of it

[rubah]

a simple sql query would've sufficed

This quote right here made me laugh so hard and none of you lesser mortals will ever know why.

rep or gtfo

[Shlup]

I made a thread without realizing what they were up to. They do white people things. *shrug*

You do white people things, Oreo.

[Rantz]

I like how people think it was supposed to somehow be subtle. :greenie:

[Loony BoB]

Shut up, Pantz! You'll give us away! :shifty:

[Old Manus]

Preliminary April Fools joke?

[Del Murder]

April Fools! We actually don't care about forum activity! Suckers!

[Peegee]

I have to watch what I say lest I quote my own anon submission

But it would be nice to see a site staff Batoru Rowaiaru

[Psychotic]

Hey, dickheads.

Yeah, all of you filthy former staff out there.

Who is the greatest staff member of ALL TIME? (Hint: IT'S NOT YOU!!!)

That's right, me! :cool: And if you disagree you're either stupid or lame. Pick one, I don't particularly give a smurf. Either way, what you are is out and out wrong.

See me making any poncey little threads?

Do you bollocks!

Shove it up your arses.

thass how i role.

Also in case you hadn't noticed, I have respectfully taken your request for more profanity on board. Thanks! :)

[Shiny]

I made a thread without realizing what they were up to. They do white people things. *shrug*

You do white people things, Oreo.
What are you talking about? I have never scrap booked in my life unlike someone.

[Peegee]

I made a thread without realizing what they were up to. They do white people things. *shrug*

You do white people things, Oreo.
What are you talking about? I have never scrap booked in my life unlike someone.

oh my god

[Shlup]

I made a thread without realizing what they were up to. They do white people things. *shrug*

You do white people things, Oreo.
What are you talking about? I have never scrap booked in my life unlike someone.

Firstly, that is not the only white person activity in existence. Secondly, I know how much you want to.

[Madame Adequate]

I'd like to see them performing all-singing, all-dancing renditions of both WWI-era patriotic music, and 1920s popular music and dances.

ShlupQuack dressed as a flapper while Del does the Charleston? Psy belting out Over There? Are you seriously suggesting this isn't the best idea I've ever had?

[Peegee]

I'd like to see them performing all-singing, all-dancing renditions of both WWI-era patriotic music, and 1920s popular music and dances.

ShlupQuack dressed as a flapper while Del does the Charleston? Psy belting out Over There? Are you seriously suggesting this isn't the best idea I've ever had?

One world government. Preferably without segregation between federal and municipal or territorial law.

[Bunny]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

We need some of that here.

[rubah]

Shut up, Pantz! You'll give us away! :shifty:


Preliminary April Fools joke?


April Fools! We actually don't care about forum activity! Suckers!

The April Fools Paradox

[Dignified Pauper]

hay guys, what's going on in dis thread? Oh, nothing important? Glad I stopped by.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

We need some of that here.

You go first.

[Jessweeee♪]

See, we'd make more threads in other forums, but some people seem to think Wolf Kanno, Roogle, and I have disappeared, despite posting in the lower forums every day :confused:

[Bunny]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

We need some of that here.

You go first.

I'm not a member of the staff. Talk to your local admin to get this fixed.

[NorthernChaosGod]

SOMEONE MAKE HIM STAFF.

[rubah]

See, we'd make more threads in other forums, but some people seem to think Wolf Kanno, Roogle, and I have disappeared, despite posting in the lower forums every day :confused:

Dude. When we did these after I got knighted, they had no idea who I was despite posting in the upper and lower forums! Some people are just clueless.

[Jiro]

Obvious sets help people realise who you are. Posting styles too, I guess. You can never mistake a post by PG