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Jessweeee♪
03-03-2011, 08:37 PM
It's a pet peeve of mine when people talk to me while I'm in the bathroom. I just don't like carrying a conversation and pooping at the same time. It's even more annoying when I'm in the shower because both me and whoever is trying to talk to me have to go WHAT? after every sentence. It doesn't even have to be a conversation really. If the bathroom door is closed and I am in it, don't talk to me. It just feels like you're there in the bathroom with me and that's just plain weird. Luckily it hasn't happened since I lived with my parents. I'm slightly more comfortable with conversation in public restrooms.

Discuss bathroom annoyances! (teehee)

Peegee
03-03-2011, 08:40 PM
Who the hell does that?

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/urinal_20fly_small3.jpg

I like this pic. It's true - if I find something to aim, I make even less of a mess.

Loony BoB
03-03-2011, 08:40 PM
#1. Splashback, Part 1.
#2. Splashback, Part 2.
#3. Rollout.

Bunny
03-03-2011, 09:00 PM
I'm pretty sure talking in the bathroom was mentioned in the Bible as one of the greater sins against mankind.

Rantz
03-03-2011, 09:02 PM
Sucky quality clip but. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3mFZFVuYwc)

What annoys me is when people before you weren't sweetie enough to wipe the seatie.

Shlup
03-03-2011, 09:02 PM
I am hesitant to talk while peeing, but I will. I don't mind talking while peeing to certain people, like my husband or sisters. I will not talk while pooping though. Mostly because I try to poop at home. I will text while pooping though.

ETA: Yes, I hate it when people sprinkle when they tinkle but aren't a sweetie!

Peegee
03-03-2011, 10:46 PM
Girls are messed up

I have this story I tell girls for some reason. Back in the day this girl Angie would call me from the washroom and just talk to me. I was like lalala wait, your voice has an echo ARE YOU IN THE WASHROOM ARGH

I guess it's a very amusing story because afterward no less than 3 girls have called me from the washroom after hearing that story.

Loony BoB
03-03-2011, 10:56 PM
Why do you call it a washroom?

NorthernChaosGod
03-03-2011, 10:58 PM
I'm going to find each of you and hold conversations while you're pooping.

Shlup
03-03-2011, 11:00 PM
Why do you call it a washroom?

He washes himself in the toilet, obviously.

Rantz
03-03-2011, 11:04 PM
Why do you call it a washroom?

To be fair it does make more sense than "bathroom" unless you specifically have a bathtub.

NorthernChaosGod
03-03-2011, 11:06 PM
Restroom?

Bunny
03-03-2011, 11:21 PM
I don't rest in them.

Water closet?

Shlup
03-03-2011, 11:33 PM
I rest in them.

Though I tend to stick with "toilet."

Unbreakable Will
03-03-2011, 11:56 PM
I hate it when people talk to me whilst I'm sitting on the porcelain throne. :nonono:

Yar
03-04-2011, 12:04 AM
No talking or eye contact. Get in, get out. Act like you know no one or what they are up to.

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2011, 01:42 AM
No talking or eye contact. Get in, get out. Act like you know no one or what they are up to.

And if you saw me there?

Yar
03-04-2011, 01:46 AM
I'd use the urinal next to you and take a peek :bigsmile:

blackmage_nuke
03-04-2011, 01:49 AM
I can converse with a friend at the urinal since we're both in the same state of vulnerability but if I'm doing my business i dont want to be disturbed by someone who has the conversational high ground. I also never want to talk to someone when they might be defecating so I dont talk in the stalls.

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2011, 01:51 AM
I'd use the urinal next to you and take a peek :bigsmile:

Yudge.

Jojee
03-04-2011, 01:53 AM
That's ick. I don't mind talking to girls in the bathroom while peeing or while they're peeing, but if anyone's pooping that should be your own business!

The guy I'm dating talks to me on the phone while he's peeing all the time. I'll pick up the phone and then just hear peeing. He pees super loud too, or at least it goes through the phone super loud, and he manages to do it like every time we talk... I make fun of him and say that he can only pee when he's speaking to me. xD

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2011, 03:21 AM
You be careful! He may want to pee in your presence. :O

Bunny
03-04-2011, 03:27 AM
inc golden showers

Jojee
03-04-2011, 03:43 AM
Hahaha, he used to try to make me watch him pee all the time! Because sometime after we first started dating, we were just talking and then he whipped it out and started peeing, and I was like WTF o_o and freaked out and ran away. He thought my reaction was hilarious so he kept trying to make me watch, and I kept freaking out and running away. Until eventually, I got used to it and then it wasn't as amusing anymore so he doesn't try anymore. :mog:

Bunny
03-04-2011, 03:51 AM
You should, uh, not stop running away. Ever.

Jiro
03-04-2011, 04:04 AM
Yeah talking and :bou::bou::bou::bou: is a no go in the toilet. It seems to be a generally accepted rule among people I know. A friend and I both had to take a slash and the conversation stopped as soon as we were in the toilets and resumed once we were both out.

I hate washing my hands at the same time as someone else. Dunno why. It's weird. I don't want to be near anyone in a toilet.

Hollycat
03-04-2011, 04:11 AM
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Unbreakable Will
03-04-2011, 04:28 AM
I once called a friend who seemed a bit distracted when he answered, but when I asked him if he needed to go he told me no. A few sentences and grunts later, he explained that he had been masturbating and had reached the point of no return but that it had seemed rude to not answer the phone... :Oo:
Not a bathroom thing really but still a nono

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2011, 04:39 AM
You should, uh, not stop running away. Ever.
This, definitely. He's going to want to pee on you.

Unbreakable Will
03-04-2011, 04:42 AM
You should, uh, not stop running away. Ever.
This, definitely. He's going to want to pee on you.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u202/Emerz_bucket/R.Kelly.jpg?

Hollycat
03-04-2011, 04:43 AM
34113

You guys HAVE to read this.

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2011, 05:33 AM
tl;dr

Yar
03-04-2011, 05:34 AM
tl;dc it's 12:30 am why do I have to read anything

Hollycat
03-04-2011, 05:36 AM
tl;dc it's 12:30 am why do I have to read anything

Because if you don't then the golden meerkat of Gondor will punch your balls/boobs.

drotato
03-04-2011, 07:29 AM
I don't like to talk on the phone when I'm in the bathroom... period. Neither do I like when other people do it... It's just awkward. ;~;

Some things are best left unheard. <. <

Timekeeper
03-04-2011, 07:53 AM
Peeing loudly just shows one's crudeness, aim for the side and pee like a ninja!

kotora
03-04-2011, 12:19 PM
Man what is wrong with people getting all asocial these days. I have zero problems with talking to people while taking a piss or a dump. Back in the roman days, all people had was public toilets where everyone :bou::bou::bou::bou:ted next to each other. I'm sure about half of the world's population still does that. Damn consumer culture of selfishness etc.

Jiro
03-04-2011, 12:43 PM
To be fair, HC's story is pretty good.

Mirage
03-04-2011, 04:32 PM
I never have conversations while I'm taking a crap, but if I'm just taking a piss, it's not too bad.

Hollycat
03-04-2011, 06:13 PM
I never have conversations while I'm taking a crap, but if I'm just taking a piss, it's not too bad.

WOW.....
I have no other words.

Mirage
03-04-2011, 06:47 PM
Personally, I call it the Throne Room.

Tavaryn
03-06-2011, 02:32 AM
I'm going to make a hobby of making mundane conversation with guys at urinals. I'll track my score in terms of successful conversations held versus black eyes received.

NorthernChaosGod
03-06-2011, 04:24 AM
I'm going to make a hobby of making mundane conversation with guys at urinals. I'll track my score in terms of successful conversations held versus black eyes received.

I am interested in this research.

Yar
03-06-2011, 04:36 AM
Okay so today in the men's room I definitely was asked "do you play rugby?" and "are you from Canada?" by a random guy.

What does that even mean?

Jentleness
03-06-2011, 04:51 AM
This thread is full of T.M.I.

kotora
03-06-2011, 09:37 AM
Okay so today in the men's room I definitely was asked "do you play rugby?" and "are you from Canada?" by a random guy.

What does that even mean?

it means they wanna get all physical with you while covered in maple syrup

NorthernChaosGod
03-06-2011, 11:23 AM
Okay so today in the men's room I definitely was asked "do you play rugby?" and "are you from Canada?" by a random guy.

What does that even mean?

It means he wants to fuck you.

Steve
03-06-2011, 02:37 PM
Talking in the crapper eh? (yes thats an actual name for it I have been known to use on occasion) Well it depends if I'm washing my hands and someone happens to be having convo with me then sure thats fine or if I know the person then thats not so bad so long as I'm not taking a dump.

If I'm drunk then I'll pretty much have a convo with anyone whilst taking a piss but never when taking a dump thats weird straight up weird.

My only bad phone habit in regards to the toilet is I will text people as I take a dump in work thats kinda actually the best chance I get to text whilst working is to take a toilet break.

Miss_Lulu
03-06-2011, 05:21 PM
I get really annoyed when I go into the bathroom at work and I'm in there trying to pee and then two coworkers come in and are talking to each other, and then they continue their conversation as they go into the stalls next to mine.

It's like, I'm trying to pee, I don't really want to be in the middle of your conversation. >.>

Christmas
03-07-2011, 08:14 AM
My friend and I used to talk in the bathroom on how cute our poo poo is and it will be a wonder if we can poo the same poo poo the next time together! :bigsmile:

Too bad everytime I poo, it is just not the same poo poo! :(

Bunny
03-07-2011, 08:19 AM
Okay so today in the men's room I definitely was asked "do you play rugby?" and "are you from Canada?" by a random guy.

What does that even mean?

it means he wants to play with you rough and touch your balls

drotato
03-07-2011, 08:21 AM
Too bad everytime I poo, it is just not the same poo poo! :(

Ohhh, Christmas... You're so cute, even when you shouldn't be. :bigsmile:

NorthernChaosGod
03-07-2011, 07:03 PM
My friend and I used to talk in the bathroom on how cute our poo poo is and it will be a wonder if we can poo the same poo poo the next time together! :bigsmile:

Too bad everytime I poo, it is just not the same poo poo! :(

:(

Vyk
03-09-2011, 12:11 AM
This reminds me of Harold and Kumar and the battle-:bou::bou::bou::bou:s girls

Hollycat
03-09-2011, 01:49 AM
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spirit
03-09-2011, 05:33 AM
Well, we just installed a stone slate floor in our upstairs bathroom. So sound really carries. Just waking up with gas in the night and going in there can wake up the entire house hold...

It echoes in there...and everything is intensified so everyone can hear what's going on in there...every one knows about your nasty...everyone knows if you went doodo or pee pee...

:cool:

Unbreakable Will
03-09-2011, 05:40 AM
That's terrible :yuck:

spirit
03-09-2011, 05:43 AM
That's terrible :yuck:
Yes, but because of this we don't have to talk about it in there...