Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon!

[Freya]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2616014/thumbs/n-GOT-large570.jpg

"Martin revealed at the Writers Guild of America Awards on Saturday that all fans are in for big surprises in "GoT" Season 5. “People are going to die who don’t die in the books, so even the book readers will be unhappy," Martin told Showbiz411. "Everybody better be on their toes.""


Also lena headey is preggo if anyone cares

[Jinx]

"Martin revealed at the Writers Guild of America Awards on Saturday that all fans are in for big surprises in "GoT" Season 5. “People are going to die who don’t die in the books, so even the book readers will be unhappy," Martin told Showbiz411. "Everybody better be on their toes.""




Yeah, that'll be a first. :roll2

[Psychotic]

Plenty of people who don't die in the books already have died! Don't go giving me that, Martin.

[Ayen]

Arya, Dany, and Tyrion's deaths confirmed.

Soon to be followed up with the show's cancellation.

[Shlup]

GRRM threatened to kill all their mothers if they show spoiled future books, so the show will end three episodes in when a meteor strikes Westeros. The End.

[Shiny]

I foresee him dying way before the show does, but I mean let's hope not.

[Shaibana]

lol, im kind of glad the show doesnt follow the books completely just to see those proud and arogant i-have-read-the-books-persons get frustrated

[Shlup]

The second trailer for season five (https://twitter.com/iTunesTV/status/574981199099076608) covered my entire butt in goosebumps.

EDIT: YouTube mirror:

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[Bubba]

Excellent! I finally finished season 4 so I'm all caught up! I've finally been able to come into this thread without fear of spoilers :D

Now I just need to read all the posts to see what you guys have been say...

*spots there are over 4500 posts in the thread*

Sigh... see you all in 6 months.

[Jinx]

Posted this on Facebook, no replies. It's perfect, guys!

fFWovtMAGwA

[chionos]

It is. Don't know why people didn't like it. Stupid people.

[Shorty]

WHEN ARE WE CHANGING SETS GUYS

itt game of thrones brings our forum together more than final fantasy

[Jinx]

In a couple of weeks. The show doesn't start til April...so maybe April 1st?

Going with Melisandre again, but might change if I fall in love with any of the Sand Snakes.

[chionos]

In a couple of weeks. The show doesn't start til April...so maybe April 1st?

Going with Melisandre again, but might change if I fall in love with any of the Sand Snakes.

Yes, be something new! Everyone should!

Also because seeing Melisandre day in/day out makes me question my humanity. I would do such despicable things for that woman. :ohdear:

[Jinx]

In a couple of weeks. The show doesn't start til April...so maybe April 1st?

Going with Melisandre again, but might change if I fall in love with any of the Sand Snakes.

Yes, be something new! Everyone should!

Also because seeing Melisandre day in/day out makes me question my humanity. I would do such despicable things for that woman. :ohdear:

leeches on penis?

[chionos]

In a couple of weeks. The show doesn't start til April...so maybe April 1st?

Going with Melisandre again, but might change if I fall in love with any of the Sand Snakes.

Yes, be something new! Everyone should!

Also because seeing Melisandre day in/day out makes me question my humanity. I would do such despicable things for that woman. :ohdear:

leeches on penis?

And what if I would? :colbert: Is that really so bad? She can have all the demon shadow babies she wants!

[Shorty]

The only other person I would be would be Cersei, and I'm not stepping on Shlup's toes for her! Margaery for me, always :jess:

[Bubba]

I might be The Wall again. Either that or Podric.

In fact, no, I'm gonna be a white walker.

[Jinx]

I am actually in love with Margaery, but like you, I don't want to step on toes. :3

Also I plan on henna-dyeing my hair soon, so I will BE the Red Woman.

[Shlup]

Someone decide whether we're going to be the same as last year or not!

[Shorty]

Be whoever you want! I'm still Margaery!

[Jinx]

I said I'm gonna stick with Melisandre, but I might change to a Sand Snake during the season if there's a particular sister that shines on the show.

[Del Murder]

With Tywin dead who is the richest man in the 7 kingdoms?

[Psychotic]

With Tywin dead who is the richest man in the 7 kingdoms?Mace Tyrell. But then I wouldn't really say you and he have anything in common. Unless you have a freakin' awesome 'stache.

Gonna rock Tyrion again. Don't want to break the habit of a lifetime. And by lifetime I mean three years.

[Shaibana]

As much as i love Margeary, im going to stay with Sansa, so we wont get overflown with margeary's xD

[theundeadhero]

I'm claiming Euron Greyjoy this year unless someone has been him before and wants him back, but I don't think anyone has.

[Del Murder]

With Tywin dead who is the richest man in the 7 kingdoms?Mace Tyrell. But then I wouldn't really say you and he have anything in common. Unless you have a freakin' awesome 'stache.

Gonna rock Tyrion again. Don't want to break the habit of a lifetime. And by lifetime I mean three years.
Bah, Mace is a pansy. Maybe I'll take Jamie. He quickly grew to be one of my favorites.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

iTunes has a free Game of Thrones "mixtape" put up of songs inspired by the show. The genres are varied from rap to metal, so if you're a fan of the show you might find something you like on there. I think the Killswitch Engage and Mastodon songs are pretty good.

Also, I'll go with a Robb/Talisa set if that hasn't been reoccurring for someone these few years.

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[Shaibana]

To get you into the GoT mood a little :D

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ae015Zb_700b.jpg

[Kalevala]

I'm claiming Euron Greyjoy this year unless someone has been him before and wants him back, but I don't think anyone has.

I had him last year, but I'm thinking of switching it up.

On a related note, has anyone else claimed Littlefinger?

[Shorty]

Rantz tends to be Littlefinger :o

[Kalevala]

Please don't tell me Dolorous Edd is also already taken.

[Shorty]

I believe Edd is unclaimed!

[chionos]

TWO WEEKS.

It's time to bingewatch seasons 1-4.

Also, I'ma be Drogon for season 5.

[Freya]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkjug_nIcAAt25z.jpg

[Aulayna]

I am astoundingly unhyped for it right now.

[Freya]

I'm hyped for the fact that I'll have another show to watch weekly since Walking dead is over.

[Jinx]

I'm not really hyped, but I do like watching it. I like it's a (new) show Denmark and I can watch together.

I'M REALLY HYPED FOR PENNY DREADFUL IN MAY THOUGH

[Psychotic]

I have unlimited levels of hype for it.

[Shaibana]

maybe i just havent seen enough teasers, because im not as hyped as i was for the previous season..
ill get in the mood after 1 epi

[Kalevala]

I've been relatively unhyped about this season as well. I'm still upset about the Pyke stuff being cut.

That being said, I've been re-watching the series in anticipation and I've actually been catching a lot of things I missed the first time(s) around.

[Shorty]

Totally hyped.

[Ayen]

I never stopped being hyped:

http://i.imgur.com/ErC0d9y.jpg

[theundeadhero]

I am patiently anticipating it.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

I'll watch it when it starts up, but I don't really have a whole lotta hype for it. It's just been gone for SO LONG that I sort of stopped caring quite as much as I did when Season 4 ended.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'm excited. I'm also excited about Maisie Williams being a guest on Doctor Who.

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[Shaibana]

aw man, i see some ppl are already set up for GoT..
i shall now transform into.. Sansa Stark!

p.s im having a hard time letting go of my Signature, afraid i wont be able to get it back

[Shorty]

If you save the file to you computer, you can always reuse it later!

[Bubba]

Bear Diary Day 73:

They keep me locked up most days. Occasionally I'm let out to stretch my paws and feast on particularly weak humans. Meals are regular but not always the most appetising. The vegetarian options are limited. I'm not vegetarian but it's nice to know they are there. They brought a nice young boy in called Pablo to massage my fur. He was a bit forceful so I ate his hand to teach him a lesson. He is just as proficient with one hand.

Tomorrow is Saturday which means we have ham, egg and chips. I am excite.

[Ayen]

I'm excited. I'm also excited about Maisie Williams being a guest on Doctor Who.

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I'm gonna have to start watching Doctor Who again.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Does anybody have a claim on Davos? I think I'm gonna have a Seaworth(y) set.

[Shaibana]

]Jon Snow at the modern dinner table xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUU5Kz-fui4

p.s how do i save my signature? i want to chance it into a Sansa sig, but i dont want to lose this one.
and has anyone by chance seen a good moving Sansa signature? :3

[Jinx]

Just save it to your computer! Right click and hit "Save As".

[Shaibana]

Just save it to your computer! Right click and hit "Save As".

meh, then it saves it as a picture and it doesnt move

[Jinx]

Just save it to your computer! Right click and hit "Save As".

meh, then it saves it as a picture and it doesnt move

It will once you save it to an image host like tinypic or imugr or photobucket. It just doesn't move on your computer. xD

[McLovin']

I am hype.

[chionos]

._. Hey I called Drogon.

[McLovin']

Okay, I changed to Khaleesi's boots. I hope there is no trouble as these boots have seen some shiet.

[Shaibana]

teehehehe
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aNZBqg6_460s.jpg

[Bones]

I'm just so damn ready for this show to come back. SO READY.

[Ayen]

I'm just so damn ready for this show to come back. SO READY.

YOU!

-tackle glomp-

[Shaibana]

where do y'all get those moving signatures!??

[Jinx]

Shai, are you serious? xD Just go to Google and look up 'Sansa gif'.

Take your pick! Save to your computer (and yes, it won't show as moving on your computer but it will once you upload it to another site), and upload it to an image host.

[Shorty]

Google "Sansa gif tumblr" for best results. There is zero sarcasm in this post.

[Shauna]

oh man soon :excited:

[Psychotic]

I CAN'T CONTAIN THE EXCITE

I accidentally read a massive spoiler the other day about a huge deviation from the books. Like, massive. I'm a little bit sad I didn't get to see it in the show but it kinda blew my mind and wondered how it might play out. Ramsay and Sansa get married. I mean. What. What?! They don't even meet in the books! Christ, he's worth than Joffrey! But now Sansa's trying to play the Game so... yeah. Wow.

[Pike]

Dumb question; when does this debut?

(Yes yes, I know, I could just search it, I'm lazy okay)

[Psychotic]

Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!

[Pike]

Oooooooooohhh!

[Bubba]

Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!

Is it the same deal as with all US drama? It officially airs in the UK on Monday on Sky Atlantic? It makes sense I suppose with the time difference but I've got to put up with this shit with The Walking Dead... I could become a common criminal I suppose and just stream it.

[Psychotic]

It's what I do yeah, but less of the common thank you kindly.

[Freya]

EEEEeeee I'm pumped. Just read some info about how much darker Sansa will be and I'm interested. She looked fabulous last season.

[Jinx]

I CAN'T CONTAIN THE EXCITE

I accidentally read a massive spoiler the other day about a huge deviation from the books. Like, massive. I'm a little bit sad I didn't get to see it in the show but it kinda blew my mind and wondered how it might play out. Ramsay and Sansa get married. I mean. What. What?! They don't even meet in the books! Christ, he's worth than Joffrey! But now Sansa's trying to play the Game so... yeah. Wow.

Seems like they're condensing the Ramsay/Jeyne Poole thread and the Sansa/the Arryn heir in FFC?

[Del Murder]

Ah, the spoiler trading is starting already. Welcome back, Game of Thrones.

I'm most looking forward to Tyrion and Varys hanging out more.

[Shaibana]

meh, i guess i should stop thinking so difficult
herpederpederp

Sometimes i wonder how i got this far in life

[Bones]

Can we all talk about how a certain someone is STILL IN A ROWBOAT?

[Jinx]

Can we all talk about how a certain someone is STILL IN A ROWBOAT?

hey, it's a long way to king's landing!

[Bones]

*still in a rowboat a year later*

[Mirage]

Okay, I changed to Khaleesi's boots. I hope there is no trouble as these boots have seen some shiet.

Wow that gif signature you have is... Is there a gif doctor in the thread?

Anyway when the smurf is this season actually starting?

[Shauna]

Soon.

[Bones]

Depending on where you live, it may be Sunday or Monday night. T-minus 4 days, 20 hours, 5 minutes.

[Mirage]

Where I live is irrelevant, if you know what i mean :3

[Bones]

...... nyoom.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iv087Qqv1qbaj4uo1_500.png
^ me

[Psychotic]

Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!

[Jinx]

*still in a rowboat a year later*

okay it's a really REALLY long way

(if I'm not mistaken, last year at the start of season 4, Joe Dempsie actually tweeted that he was still rowing xD)

[Mirage]

...... nyoom.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iv087Qqv1qbaj4uo1_500.png
^ me

It means I'll probably download it illegally.

[Ayen]

Can we all talk about how a certain someone is STILL IN A ROWBOAT?

Trust me, he's a lot safer in that rowboat.

[McLovin']

Okay, I changed to Khaleesi's boots. I hope there is no trouble as these boots have seen some shiet.

Wow that gif signature you have is... Is there a gif doctor in the thread?

Anyway when the smurf is this season actually starting?

Blame the rules not my skillz

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Wow that gif signature you have is... Is there a gif doctor in the thread??

This is a Game of Thrones thread. Even if there WAS a doctor, they would either make the gif die an even more horrible death, or the doctor would die before even getting to work on it.

[fire_of_avalon]

I CAN'T CONTAIN THE EXCITE

I accidentally read a massive spoiler the other day about a huge deviation from the books. Like, massive. I'm a little bit sad I didn't get to see it in the show but it kinda blew my mind and wondered how it might play out. Ramsay and Sansa get married. I mean. What. What?! They don't even meet in the books! Christ, he's worth than Joffrey! But now Sansa's trying to play the Game so... yeah. Wow.

WANT TO CLICK. WANT TO CLICK SO BADLY.

[Jinx]

Bran and Dany get married.

[Ayen]

I clicked the spoiler...

I just can't decide if Psychotic is playing or not xD

[Mirage]

Who is ramsay again?

[Freya]

The psychotic guy who has theon.

[Bubba]

Right, so the first episode airs tonight.

Just suppose I was an uncommon criminal like Psy, what time do I need to be up till UK time? 2am?

[Psychotic]

I just get up an hour earlier for work and watch it then :shobon: On a Monday of all days, ech...

[Rantz]

So someone leaked the first four episodes... I'll still watch them as they're released though, as the leaked copies are only 480p. Plus, unless more episodes are leaked, watching the first four now would leave much too much time before the next one.

[Psychotic]

...

Excuse me for a second, I have to step out... to the... legal... download shop... to legally download a copy of... Eragon :shifty:

[Jinx]

Oh damn. Might see if Denmark wants to watch them today, then!

[Shaibana]

So.. im i truely the first one to comment here on the 1st episode of season 5? :O
Popcorntime already as it!! woah!!

i feel sad fo Mance
and Dany was stupid for locking up the dragons! D: now they are maaaaaad as hell

its funny how Brienne was so close to finding Sansa xD

woop woop! im first!

edit: amagad there is also the 2nd episode in good quality! waaaaaaahhhh!! i should be watching this next week but i cant contain myself

Seeing the date says 'realeas: 20th of april 2015' i wont post anything about it :o for those wo follow it on the tv


edit: somebody spoil tagged my comment... sorry, i assumed it already been released. how many hours am i too early?

[Psychotic]

Use spoiler tags as it's not aired yet :p I've edited them into your post.

I may have now seen the first four episodes. :shifty: Some major deviations from the books. The very most important is that Lollys Stokeworth is actually attractive.

[Ayen]

...

Excuse me for a second, I have to step out... to the... legal... download shop... to legally download a copy of... Eragon :shifty:

I'm going to go help uh... watch the door while he downloads Eragon.

[Freya]

Go Jon, doing the right thing.

I feel like this episode wasn't that strong. I did like the Margery and Loras interaction though.

[chionos]

There was a lot to set up, so it wasn't strong at all. Not the best dialogue or characterizations either. Very teaserific. It's got me quite excited for the rest of the season, though.

I'd like to be patient but the of castamere have been torrential here and there are, what, three more leaks to patch up? I feel like patching those leaks is the responsible thing to do.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, I think the first episode of Game of Thrones in any season is like this, and we've all been so hyped it's kind of a come down when it's just the reintroduction of characters. We didn't even see Arya or the new Dornish girls. Still, Pod was sweet and remains awesome and Jon trying to persuade Mance and the latter's defiant nature was great too.

[Ayen]

I already forgot most of it rofl.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

So did anyone else see the Unsullied at the brothel and think Grey Worm was recast for like 5 seconds?

[Ayen]

So did anyone else see the Unsullied at the brothel and think Grey Worm was recast for like 5 seconds?

lol yeah. I thought it was Grey Worm at first that's why my jaw fell to the floor when he got his throat slit. And then Grey Worm is with Dany and them. Crisis adverted.

[McLovin']

Jon Snow. What an honorable ending.

[Shaibana]

So did anyone else see the Unsullied at the brothel and think Grey Worm was recast for like 5 seconds?

.. i thought that untill Grey Worm came in the picture

[Shiny]

Such an underwhelming premiere but Cersei being Cersei will always be interesting. I wonder if the actress gets tired of frowning and intensely looking at things though.

[Shaibana]

woop woop a Popcorntime has all 4 of them :3 i can not contain myself and watch them all!
well.. not imediatly.. more like.. tomorrow...so..yeah..

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anKDNDz_700b.jpg

tiny spoiler/joke of the 1st epi
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aP4XDAq_700b.jpg

[Freya]

So did anyone else see the Unsullied at the brothel and think Grey Worm was recast for like 5 seconds?

lol yeah. I thought it was Grey Worm at first that's why my jaw fell to the floor when he got his throat slit. And then Grey Worm is with Dany and them. Crisis adverted.
That's what we did, we were freaking out a little bit.

http://i.imgur.com/Z6r0XSi.jpg

[Rantz]

Add me to the list of people who were shocked to see a new Grey Worm become a dead Grey Worm and then a White Rat or whatever.

When I realised that the girl in the beginning was Cersei getting her prophecy I was excited. That part really explains a lot about her character. I hope we get the third question and the last part of the prophecy soon!

Mance was great as always. RIP.

[Psychotic]

What, do all Summer Islanders look the same to you? Racists. :colbert:

[Shaibana]

What, do all Summer Islanders look the same to you? Racists. :colbert:

you wanna tell me you didnt mistake him for grey worm? those 2 seriously look alike

[McLovin']

Add me to the list of people who were shocked to see a new Grey Worm become a dead Grey Worm and then a White Rat or whatever.

When I realised that the girl in the beginning was Cersei getting her prophecy I was excited. That part really explains a lot about her character. I hope we get the third question and the last part of the prophecy soon!

Mance was great as always. RIP.

what do you mean? she asked 3 questions: when will i marry? I will become Queen, though? and will we have children? I caught that she said ALL her children will wear crowns so guess that means something with her daughter?

[Bubba]

Jon trying to persuade Mance and the latter's defiant nature was great too.

This was my favourite scene. I actually watched it twice as Mance was awesome in it. I'm glad he didn't bend a knee and equally glad Jon didn't let his people hear his screams.


So did anyone else see the Unsullied at the brothel and think Grey Worm was recast for like 5 seconds?

Millionth person who thought this was the case... checking in. Though why he paid money for her to hum at him when she was truly awful at humming?? Maybe he paid to have his throat cut as well.

I suppose I should just come back to this thread in a month then when episode 5 has aired. Here's me thinking I was cool for once being caught up with GoT :(

[Rantz]

Add me to the list of people who were shocked to see a new Grey Worm become a dead Grey Worm and then a White Rat or whatever.

When I realised that the girl in the beginning was Cersei getting her prophecy I was excited. That part really explains a lot about her character. I hope we get the third question and the last part of the prophecy soon!

Mance was great as always. RIP.

what do you mean? she asked 3 questions: when will i marry? I will become Queen, though? and will we have children? I caught that she said ALL her children will wear crowns so guess that means something with her daughter?
Hm, well... I kinda saw that middle one as more of a follow-up to the first question, but now that you mention it, maybe... If that was it then they removed the most interesting part, though.

[Shaibana]

Add me to the list of people who were shocked to see a new Grey Worm become a dead Grey Worm and then a White Rat or whatever.

When I realised that the girl in the beginning was Cersei getting her prophecy I was excited. That part really explains a lot about her character. I hope we get the third question and the last part of the prophecy soon!

Mance was great as always. RIP.

what do you mean? she asked 3 questions: when will i marry? I will become Queen, though? and will we have children? I caught that she said ALL her children will wear crowns so guess that means something with her daughter?

Im asuming its because she will wed the dornish prince?



http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aGw2R70_700b.jpg


My boyfriend is definitly a nr 1.. when i talk to him about it i always have to describe everyone in detail before he knows who im talkingg about
i am a little bit of 5 and a little bit of 8 :3

[Jinx]

I'm pretty sure their golden "crowns" refer to the fact that they all have golden hair since they're actually Lannisters.

Golden shroud possibly refers to the fact that they're all going to die before the series is over, and they will wear the yellow Baratheon shroud.

[Shiny]

So someone leaked the first four episodes... I'll still watch them as they're released though, as the leaked copies are only 480p. Plus, unless more episodes are leaked, watching the first four now would leave much too much time before the next one.

Yes exactly. I need the naked flesh in HD quality. Can't have none of that SD mess.

[Ayen]

I'm pretty sure their golden "crowns" refer to the fact that they all have golden hair since they're actually Lannisters.

Golden shroud possibly refers to the fact that they're all going to die before the series is over, and they will wear the yellow Baratheon shroud.

Basically, "Everyone you love will die!" Sounds like she read GRRM's cliffnotes.

[Night Fury]

We watched all the leaked episodes last night. Very good stuff, and we'll most likely watch them again as they're released one by one because a lot goes on in Game of Thrones it's easy to miss things.

[Shaibana]

We watched all the leaked episodes last night. Very good stuff, and we'll most likely watch them again as they're released one by one because a lot goes on in Game of Thrones it's easy to miss things.

i need someone to complain against :3
i feel so sad for Tommen, he is so innocent and sweet and trying to do everything right ;_;
pfff.. what a cliffhanger! now i regret watching all 4 episodes!

[Ayen]

We watched all the leaked episodes last night. Very good stuff, and we'll most likely watch them again as they're released one by one because a lot goes on in Game of Thrones it's easy to miss things.

i need someone to complain against :3
i feel so sad for Tommen, he is so innocent and sweet and trying to do everything right ;_;
pfff.. what a cliffhanger! now i regret watching all 4 episodes!

So naive, too.

I'm wondering why he's not wearing his crown, though.

[Shorty]

So did anyone else see the Unsullied at the brothel and think Grey Worm was recast for like 5 seconds?

I totally did.

Decent first episode! Not groundbreaking, but pretty okay. I'm going to watch the rest as they air. For some reason, I could have sworn we were further along in the story than where everything is starting. It's been a while; I should have marathoned beforehand.

[Del Murder]

A decent setup episode. Man there are a lot of threads in this show. They got to Pod/Brienne, and I was like 'hey look more characters.'

Best scenes were Tyrion & Varys and Jon & Mance. I'm excited to see if and when Tyrion actually gets to Mareen. More of these splintered twosomes need to meet.

[Hollycat]

I'm pretty sure their golden "crowns" refer to the fact that they all have golden hair since they're actually Lannisters.

Golden shroud possibly refers to the fact that they're all going to die before the series is over, and they will wear the yellow Baratheon shroud.There's also the thing where Joffrey wore a crown, Now Tommen does, and it's not unlikely that Marcella will as well. It definitely was part of the whole incest thing, but it may coincidentally come to have 2 meanings.

[Bubba]

Bear Diary Day 96:

What a lovely surprise for tea tonight: Fajitas! OK, they are difficult to hold in my claws and the spicy sauce makes my pooh stick to my arse fur... but it was lovely all the same :-)

My elation was short lived though after overhearing Kevin (the guy who cleans up my crap) chatting away before. The mouthy prick has leaked my next three meals! I do like surprises and hate hearing spoilers about what's coming up. If I could talk, I would leak to him that I'm gonna remove and eat both of his legs. Oh well, we'll see if he likes surprises too...

[Shaibana]

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aD3Ooww_700b_v1.jpg

[Ayen]

Those are perfect.

[Jinx]

Those are perfect.

You might like this. A couple of years ago I got the pictures and posted them here on the forum, but I guess the pictures have been deleted from my Photocbucket (I didn't do it!).

http://tumblrofthrones.tumblr.com/post/48853884898/cervix-lannistray-my-real-father-died-in-kings

[Ayen]

OMG lol!

-sees topic change- Speaking of winter, anyone else wants the last scene of this season to have snow falling from the sky? I can't help but feel that's what they'd do when they introduce winter. Wait until the VERY last scene of the season and then make us wait another year.

[Shaibana]

OMG lol!

-sees topic change- Speaking of winter, anyone else wants the last scene of this season to have snow falling from the sky? I can't help but feel that's what they'd do when they introduce winter. Wait until the VERY last scene of the season and then make us wait another year.

well ofcourse they will because that is how tv shows work..
just like with the walking dead they showed a teaser or Morgan at the first episode.. only to reveal him at the very last episode of the season..

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/anKDPDn_700b.jpg

[Jinx]

Wait

Am I the only one who thinks that Ramsay Bolton looks like Bubba?

[Kalevala]

Bubba Bolton sounds like a pro-wrestler.

[Freya]

They have the same hair at times? I can see it. THIS PICTURE WAS FROM THE PICTURE THREAD, I'M NOT A STALKER.

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[Jinx]

They have the same blue eyes, face structure, and nose.

Ramsay Bubton.

[Bubba]

My ears are far superior.

[Ergroilnin]

How is not having half elf half hobbit ears superior in any way?

[Freya]

Lord commander snow. Jaqen Haqar. Motherfucking drogon.

Good episode.

[Ayen]

Jon Snow is moving up in the world.

[Shorty]

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aD3Ooww_700b_v1.jpg



Oh my god these are all fabulous. Dances With Wolves loooooool

Pretty good ep, yep!

[Jinx]

I AM SO EXCITED THEY BROUGHT BACK JAQEN (or at least his actor)

[Shiny]

This episode was also kind of boring. Needs more Drogon and Secret Assassin Society.

[Freya]

But but... Lord Commander Snow.

[McLovin']

Jon Stark. Sam the Slayer. I crai evry tiem

[Del Murder]

Feels like this was 'season opener setup episode' part 2. Some of the bits at the end actually got somewhere.

[Bubba]

I got really excited when Cersei said to Jaime "Our son set to marry that smurfing whore from High Garden!"

I thought to myself "She actually said 'smurfing'. How?!"

Anyway, it turns out she said "smirking" and I was disappointed :(

[Ayen]

I got really excited when Cersei said to Jaime "Our son set to marry that smurfing whore from High Garden!"

I thought to myself "She actually said 'smurfing'. How?!"

Anyway, it turns out she said "smirking" and I was disappointed :(

When you tell the story again, say she said smurfing and it was awesome 'cause EoFF. Because now when I play that scene back that's all I'm going to hear.

[Mirage]

This episode was also kind of boring. Needs more Drogon and Secret Assassin Society.

Yeah I felt it was a bit slow too. It set things up, but it could have used some more dramaction.

[Rantz]

I think this is probably one of the episodes where you had to care about the characters a fair deal to find it interesting. I do, so I liked this episode, but then I got to work and most people thought it was boring. I was like "whaaaaat"! Jon becoming Lord Commander and the return of Drogon are pretty momentous events in the books, and the return of Jaqen H'ghar hasn't even happened yet, so it's possible some excitement spilled over from that. I can see how they wouldn't be that shocking to a show watcher as the storylines are pretty compressed in the show and Jaqen and Drogon haven't even been gone that long.

[Shaibana]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5P5RVL_700b.jpg

[McLovin']

I'm a troutbum and watched all the leaked episodes. Sansa's story is the most interesting AND THE MOST smurfED UP. I don't think any of it happens in the books.

[Bones]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5P5RVL_700b.jpg

I want to cry because this is way too hilarious and I may just cry because I can't breathe from all this laughter.

[Ayen]

-covers Arya's ears- This is why Cersei is best character.

[Jinx]

-covers Arya's ears- This is why Cersei is best character.

Yeah, Arya calls another girl a :bou::bou::bou::bou: in at least one episode. I don't think you need to protect her. xD

[Ayen]

-covers Arya's ears- This is why Cersei is best character.

Yeah, Arya calls another girl a :bou::bou::bou::bou: in at least one episode. I don't think you need to protect her. xD

I ain't covering her ears to protect her.

I'm covering them to protect me.

[Bubba]

So does Grey Worm have a penis or what?

The mystery of Grey Worm's worm.

[Shorty]

For Missandei's sake, I hope he does.

[Ayen]

Only one way to find out.

Not it!

[Jinx]

I can't remember if the Unsullied have just their berries removed, or their twigs too.

Because you can definitely still have some PiV if there is a twig.

[Pike]

Sorry but that last episode was great because it was DR. JULIAN BASHIR'S HOLOSUITE FANTASY

[Bones]

Seriously, where tf is Gendry.

[Shorty]

He's fucked off, probably for good. No one cares that he's Robert's bastard anymore!

[Bones]

He's smurfed off, probably for good. No one cares that he's Robert's bastard anymore!
Except for Stannis, who wants dat shadow son. SERIOUSLY THO, WHERE IS HE?

[Shorty]

He's smithing for Beric Dondarrion, how do you not know this :colbert:

[Jinx]

That was before Melisandre kidnapped him and put leeches on his peep!

[Shorty]

damn it I forgot about the penis leeches

[Ayen]

damn it I forgot about the penis leeches

Well, they're easy to forget if you don't have a penis. Although, I suppose if they were small enough they could

User was banned for this post! You sick, twisted bastard!

[Shauna]

Sorry but that last episode was great because it was DR. JULIAN BASHIR'S HOLOSUITE FANTASY

Yeah p much

[Shiny]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5P5RVL_700b.jpg

I want to cry because this is way too hilarious and I may just cry because I can't breathe from all this laughter.

Hahaha, excellent. Looking forward to more Cersei vs. Margarey, but where is Sir Pounce?

[Jinx]

I think what's going on in King's Landing this year is mainly going to focus on the power struggle between Cersei and Margaery. That makes me REALLY excited, because I find them to be two of the most entertaining characters on the show.

[Del Murder]

I hope the grandma comes back. She's the best character not named Tyrion.

[Jinx]

I know! What the heck is up with that? Margaery just barely mentions that she went back to Highgarden. According to Olenna's show wiki page, she's supposed to be in this season.

[Ayen]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5P5RVL_700b.jpg

I want to cry because this is way too hilarious and I may just cry because I can't breathe from all this laughter.

Hahaha, excellent. Looking forward to more Cersei vs. Margarey, but where is Sir Pounce?

Yeah, Ser Pounce needs to make a comeback and claim his rightful place on the Iron Throne. He's the only true ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.

[Shaibana]

I know! What the heck is up with that? Margaery just barely mentions that she went back to Highgarden. According to Olenna's show wiki page, she's supposed to be in this season.

as stated before the show will be looser then the books then before. events will be 'mixed up' and make even the book readers guess at what will happen next :3

[Shorty]

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Arrested Westeros makes my heart sing.

[Jinx]

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Arrested Westeros makes my heart sing.


ahahahahahhaa

[Ayen]

This was too funny not to share:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDZkz37UUAEmon3.jpg

[Kalevala]

Ron Howard needs to start narrating Game of Thrones. Or at least do Arrested Development-style narration/commentary for one of the episodes as a DVD easter egg.

[Shorty]

3D Game of Thrones dragon art for your walls! (http://nerdapproved.com/household/game-of-thrones-dragon-wall-art/)

[Ayen]

3D Game of Thrones dragon art for your walls! (http://nerdapproved.com/household/game-of-thrones-dragon-wall-art/)

Ooh, I'm going to share these with my mom. She loves dragons.

Nice find!

[Shaibana]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNZqeRw_700b.jpg

[Ayen]

Thank you, Shaibana. I finally have a reason to post this:

FJoBWii2lNM

[Freya]

The man who passes the sentence must swing the sword. Mothersmurfing Jon learning from his daddy. I bet he never thought he'd be in a position of power to have to do it though.

Sansa though, wth.

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works!

http://giant.gfycat.com/BlackElatedHarpyeagle.gif

[Del Murder]

I'm really glad I watched the four episodes when they were leaked because I think it's much better than waiting week-to-week for this type of show that has a lot of buildup throughout the season for a great payoff in the final two episodes. However, I'm hoping there is a mid-season impactful episode of a Joffrey's wedding type significance because I certainly didn't see anything close to that through episode 4.

I'm starting to really like Netflix's model of releasing the whole season at once because then you can go at your own pace rather than a forced weekly pace. Sure you could wait until the end and download the whole thing but it's hard to avoid weekly spoilers of such a popular show.

[Rantz]

I could see the argument that most of the season is buildup for some earlier seasons, but now I think we're just spoiled by the big drama in the crescendo episodes, honestly. A lot has been happening in these three first episodes, by any measure. We just don't appreciate it as much cause we're always anticipating those mega shockers. I've been enjoying it a lot so far, anyway.

[Del Murder]

A lot has been happening in these three first episodes, by any measure.
Can you name a few measures and how much has been happening by those measures?

[Jinx]

-Tyrion and Varys are going to Dany
-Sansa and Ramsay are going to wed
-Jon Snow is Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
-Arya has begun her training to be a Faceless Man

I dunno, those are pretty big things.

[Bubba]

Bear Diary Day 113:

So pissed off right now it's untrue. That bitch Bobby-Jo on the front reception desk has been selling bear figurines in the Harrenhal gift shop. I have never and will never agree to have my likeness used for merchandising purposes.

[Del Murder]

-Tyrion and Varys are going to Dany
-Sansa and Ramsay are going to wed
-Jon Snow is Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
-Arya has begun her training to be a Faceless Man

I dunno, those are pretty big things.
Three of those are future things. The Lord Commander thing was pretty big I'll give you that, but it would have been cooler if he became Jon Stark. Jon's stuff seems to have the most traction so far.

[Rantz]

A lot has been happening in these three first episodes, by any measure.
Can you name a few measures and how much has been happening by those measures?
By the metric scale, a metric ton has been happening. ;)

[Pike]

That last episode was really good.

Margerey vs. Cersei was really good.

Jon Snow was really good.

Tyrion was really good.

EVERYTHING WAS REALLY GOOD

[Bubba]

Margerey vs. Cersei was really good.

This was the highlight for me. This was Cersei's best episode by a long way. She was fantastic.

Anyone who says that not a lot has been happening is obviously watching a different show.

[Psychotic]

The wedding of the King of Westeros to a woman his mother hates, Jon Snow becoming a man and decapitating someone, Tyrion being kidnapped by random Jorah out of nowhere, open rebellion on the streets of Meereen from shadowy figures in masks, the head of religion in Westeros being stripped naked and deposed by fanatics, Sansa finally going home and coming face to face with the man who murdered her brother, Qyburn somehow making corpses reanimate... nothing really happens in this troutty boring show, does it?

[theundeadhero]

This is the point when I really start to look forward to Cersei's story. I'm eagerly looking forward to more of it.

[Del Murder]

Allow me to nitpick my good sir.


The wedding of the King of Westeros to a woman his mother hates,
There was a wedding? I blinked and missed it.


Jon Snow becoming a man and decapitating someone,
Admittedly cool. And that character was annoying. Jon's story is by far the best this season.


Tyrion being kidnapped by random Jorah out of nowhere,
Although a cool event, this is a good example of the pacing issues of the show. Episode 1 Tyrion and Varys decide to go see Dany. Episode 2 they are traveling in a carriage to go see Dany (Tyrion himself admits that this is boring). Episode 3 they are still traveling but at least at the end he gets kidnapped. Episode 4 still traveling! at least in a boat this time.


open rebellion on the streets of Meereen from shadowy figures in masks,
It's hard for me to care about what happens in Meereen. I guess it shows Dany can't rule which affects her development but people in masks with an unidentified or unimportant allegiance killing random nameless Unsullied is not really interesting. Also it really bothers me that the Unsullied are supposed to be warriors with 1 Unsullied worth 10 men and then they are getting beat by these random mask people. Don't care at all about the mask people.


the head of religion in Westeros being stripped naked and deposed by fanatics,
The main religion of Westeros in the show (maybe not in the books) seems to take a back seat to the religions of the Northemen and the Lord of Light. Up until this time it has not gotten a lot of exposure or been shown to be of any importance to the main characters other than Catelyn and perhaps Sansa. So to a viewer this stuff feels like filler. Also old man butt is gross.


Sansa finally going home and coming face to face with the man who murdered her brother,
Sansa's story has been the second best and that scene with Roose was very good. However, I feel like they totally glossed over her return to Winterfell in one scene in a basement and I felt it was wasted opportunity to have a significant moment for her.


Qyburn somehow making corpses reanimate...
He made a sheet reanimate. Also I didn't even know that was his name and I've already forgotten it because TOO MANY CHARACTERS!

Maybe some of you who have read the story are filling in the blanks with stuff you know happens in between. In terms of progression, sure the story has progressed in these episodes. The story could also progress with a scrolling marquee at the start of every episode. That doesn't make it great television.

I will say that I have not been bored at all during this season. It's just that this show only has 10 episodes per season and I don't feel like most of this season's storylines are already 40% complete.

[Ayen]

Remember how shocked we all were when we thought Grey Worm died in the opening scene?

Yeah, that Unsullied who died should have been Grey Worm. Would've meant more. Apart from that I actually enjoyed the stuff that's been going on in Meereen.

They should still feel bad for how they treated Barristan.

[Shiny]

Sansa's storyline has taken a turn for the terrible. Although I am excited for Arya's assassin training, not much of anything has happened apart from set-ups for what will or may happen. This season has been a bunch of filler. Episode 5 better deliver or this show can kick rocks.

[Shaibana]

Qyburn somehow making corpses reanimate...

i cant remember anything of this.. enlighten me please

[Shauna]

In Ep 3 Qyburn is in his dungeon and he's writing a letter for Cersei, when suddenly behind him a table with a cloth over it jumps up. We don't know what is underneath it, but he shushes it.

[Shaibana]

aah yes, its comming back now.. a little bit

[Bubba]

I can't wait till episode four has aired so I can re-read this thread.

[Shaibana]

Meanwhile:
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aArN6LL_460s.jpg

[Shauna]

Poor Richard Carlisle. He has no luck with the ladies.

[Ayen]

Daenerys Targaryen is not the Mother of Dragons. She is an impostor! There is only one woman in all the land who deserves this title and a seat on the Iron Throne!

Asha'bellanar the Witch of the Wilds is the goddamn Mother of smurfing Dragons!


https://38.media.tumblr.com/7afafa5cbec78061ea8fa81683d6ee71/tumblr_n5v4dyV4Co1qls1ezo3_r1_250.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/be579f2f2e36728a0614ae11a01b6d80/tumblr_ml6eppmRiQ1qiotbqo1_250.gif

But she doesn't give a smurf about the Seven Kingdoms or their problems. She's off doing her own thing and anybody try to mess with her is toast before they even know what's happening.

I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with Game of Thrones, but there are dragons. See?

[Psychotic]

Best line so far this season by the way:

Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right. No point."

[Freya]

Varys faces in the past episode were the best.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/b3b96bbff1dd7355b2e4a3cdb3b4fece/tumblr_nng4tejhuP1shsenao3_500.gif

[Ayen]

It's okay, Varys, he didn't mean it. He was going crazy inside the wheelhouse.

[escobert]

can't wait to get all caught up so I can actually read this thread -_- Just finished season two. We're watching two episodes a night so I should be caught up before too long :D

[Aulayna]

This season really hasn't hooked me yet, I find I'm watching it more just so I don't get it spoiled on the internet, than I am because I'm enjoying it.

[Hollycat]

This season is starting a little slow. Maybe tonights episode will kick it into gear.

[Ayen]

This season is starting a little slow. Maybe tonights episode will kick it into gear.

I'd say tonight's episode kicked it into gear, all right.

Can't wait for next week.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I recently bought Carice van Houten's record "See You on the Ice" after hearing a few of her tracks and falling in love with the album. I sent her a picture of the vinyl spinning on my record player and she was nice enough to respond to me on twitter.

It's safe to say this night is not dark and filled with terrors. I'm so elated.

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[Ayen]

-jealousrage.jpg-

[Freya]

Ser barristan :(

And what's with Jon and red heads.

[Psychotic]

Well he turned Roz down!

I hope Barristan is still alive or I'm rioting.

[Del Murder]

This season really hasn't hooked me yet, I find I'm watching it more just so I don't get it spoiled on the internet, than I am because I'm enjoying it.
Same here. Episode 4 was the best thus far but I feel like we've seen about two episodes worth of storytelling for each character rather than four. I guess it is really hard with so many different threads. I'm actually quite happy that they are skipping over Bran's story this season because it would just make everything go that much more slowly.

Now that this has finally aired, I can ask what the smurf is up with the Unsullied getting beat down so easily by these masked guys? I thought Unsullied were like the best warriors in the world.

[Freya]

I think they are more align to spartans with how they do phalanx so it's all about formation. The way you beat that is by flanking them so they can't form a wall. They SHOULD have just formed a wall right away but in the dark and close quarters, it's kinda hard to do. They are meant for the battlefield, not the back alleys.

Barristan also is an amazing sword fighter but he:


wasn't wearing armor
was in a back dark alley
Killed like 12 guys
Was flanked
is like 70 now

[Jinx]

If Barristan is dead, I'ma be maaad.

Don't really care about Grey Worm.

[Psychotic]

If Barristan is dead, I'ma be maaad.

Don't really care about Grey Worm.#racist #checkyourprivilege #blacklivesmatter

[Freya]

Well it looked like in the preview he was on a slab dead as a door knob but he may just be laying there?

Fyx_g5jlC_4

[Ayen]

DRAGONS!

Was Ramsy and Sansa having...?

Oh trout.

[Del Murder]

I think he's dead. That type of epic 'I'll take down 12 guys before finally getting overwhelmed' fight scene is consistent with killing off a character (hello Boromir!). I think Grey Worm lives, though, since he didn't get the same kind of fight scene.

[Psychotic]

DRAGONS!

Was Ramsy and Sansa having...?

Oh trout.That didn't look much like Sansa. I suspect it's Myranda. (the one who flashed the crazy eyes at Sansa and pretended to bang Theon last season)

[Jinx]

At first I thought it was Sansa too and watched it a few more times, and I think Psy is right.

[Freya]

Yah, I just paused it and it's totally that myranda girl and not sansa.

[Ayen]

Well now I am less interested.

[Jess]

So, does anybody else think Jon Snow's real parents could be revealed this season? I can't think why else they would add in that scene with Littlefinger & Sansa talking about Lyanna this early. :excited:

[Ayen]

So, does anybody else think Jon Snow's real parents could be revealed this season? I can't think why else they would add in that scene with Littlefinger & Sansa talking about Lyanna this early. :excited:

I don't know, but now that you mention it I want it to happen :excite:

[Psychotic]

If you want to know whether Barristan is dead or not, here's an interview with the actor himself. (http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/01/ser-barristan-dead-thrones)

Rewatched the episode and a couple of thoughts.

The Sand Snakes are smurfing horrible. I think they somehow made Dorne worse than it was in the books. Hey look at how badass we are I'm gonna tell you an awkward bit of backstory about how badass I am and let's randomly torture and kill this guy who helped us did you get the fact that we're total badass clichés yet? Ugh. Arianne would've been far more interesting than this dross.

In terms of actual badasses, smurf me, Lancel. Full on Charlie Manson. I'm glad they've put a face on the Sparrow movement. It's a really big transformation for him from where he was as Robert, Cersei and Tyrion's bitch.

Stannis and Shireen. All the feels. :heart: I have a horrible feeling something bad is going to happen to one of them.

Mace Tyrell's dad joke and the absolute :| reaction of Cersei and Qyburn killed me.

The guy Loras has been banging - Oliver? Olyvar? I don't remember - is basically the new Roz, isn't he? Complete with the "This is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment!" line.

"Aren't you and mother getting along?" Seven bless you Tommen.

I've been rewatching S1 over the weekend and in Episode 1 Robert puts a feather on Lyanna's tomb. Sansa picks up that same feather in this episode. Neat throwback.

I really want a Tyrion and Jorah bromance to develop. Though I'm more than happy with the Jaime and Bronn bromance. The look Bronn shot Jaime when he said he thought sharks were going to get them.
So, does anybody else think Jon Snow's real parents could be revealed this season? I can't think why else they would add in that scene with Littlefinger & Sansa talking about Lyanna this early. :excited:And Selyse and Stannis's conversation about Jon: "A bastard by some tavern slut" "Perhaps, but that wasn't Ned Stark's way" and then Melissandre saying Jon has power. Oh and Barristan mentioning Rhaegar too!

[Bubba]

Yeah, Barristan is a goner.

Lying on a slab surrounded by people looking upset/angry generally means you've snuffed it. I should have known when he had that nice exchange with Dany and I thought "I really like Barristan"... that was a clear indicator that death was imminent.

[Ayen]

I'm not clicking that link, Psych. I'm still in my denial phase. If I was Crown Prince of the Seven Kingdoms the man never would've left King's Landing!

[chionos]

If you want to know whether Barristan is dead or not, here's an interview with the actor himself. (http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/01/ser-barristan-dead-thrones)

Hey jerkface, why don't you let us have our one week of denial, please. The fact of posting a link with an actor interview is basically saying he's dead. I don't have to read the interview to know which way it went. That means it's your fault he's dead, so you suck. Not legitimately mad. Playing it up. But I did love Barristan. And you do, in fact, suck. =P



The Sand Snakes are smurfing horrible. I think they somehow made Dorne worse than it was in the books. Hey look at how badass we are I'm gonna tell you an awkward bit of backstory about how badass I am and let's randomly torture and kill this guy who helped us did you get the fact that we're total badass clichés yet? Ugh. Arianne would've been far more interesting than this dross.

Good fucking grief, I couldn't agree more. That was so incredibly disappointing. They've done so well with so many badass female characters, I can only guess they thought they had to one-up themselves and concocted this parody. But maybe the characters will flesh out better in the weeks to come. That was just a terrible introduction.




In terms of actual badasses, smurf me, Lancel. Full on Charlie Manson. I'm glad they've put a face on the Sparrow movement. It's a really big transformation for him from where he was as Robert, Cersei and Tyrion's bitch.

Best turnaround I-hate-this-character to I-love-this-character since Jaime in seasons 3 and 4. I wish they had set all of this up a bit more in past seasons, but nevertheless I'm liking the High Sparrow, Lancel, and their posse.



Stannis and Shireen. All the feels. :heart: I have a horrible feeling something bad is going to happen to one of them.

Maybe the sweetest moment in the whole series? (perhaps I'm biased, though). I'm not into Stannis like the rest of you so I don't care so much what happens to him, but if something happens to Shireen that's just fucking bullshit and I'll never watch another episode.



I've been rewatching S1 over the weekend and in Episode 1 Robert puts a feather on Lyanna's tomb. Sansa picks up that same feather in this episode. Neat throwback.

Yes, that was fantastic, and seeing as how they don't often do things like that in the show, I'm guessing it has even more significance than just a throwback. We may be approaching a revelation this season we (or I, at least) weren't expecting.



I really want a Tyrion and Jorah bromance to develop. Though I'm more than happy with the Jaime and Bronn bromance.
No, it's a perfect love-hate relationship brewing. And that's so much better. Tyrion is at his best when he's dancing the line between outright insolence and playful smart-assery.




The look Bronn shot Jaime when he said he thought sharks were going to get them.

They play off each other beautifully. It's a great pairing, both in terms of characterization and for the obvious chemistry between the actors. I hope this storyline with them stretches on a bit.

[Rantz]

Shireen for the Iron Throne.

Screw these show sand snakes. Mega disappointing.

[McLovin']

So did melisandre say the famed line to Jon Snow as a coy "I have power and know things" sense or was it solely a nod to the audience as a joke?

[Ayen]

I know very little about the Sand Snakes since I never got that far in the books, but as a scene on its own I found it very cringe worthy.

[Shaibana]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdfAw9xP7ss

[Goldenboko]

-Tyrion and Varys are going to Dany
-Sansa and Ramsay are going to wed
-Jon Snow is Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
-Arya has begun her training to be a Faceless Man

I dunno, those are pretty big things.
Three of those are future things. The Lord Commander thing was pretty big I'll give you that, but it would have been cooler if he became Jon Stark. Jon's stuff seems to have the most traction so far.

It would've been cool, sure, but it would've left no one with any talent to fight the white walkers, so lets be glad it didn't happen.

[Del Murder]

Hey, the white walkers eating everyone in Westeros would be just as entertaining as a political drama with a few fantasy elements.

[Shaibana]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ar497p6_700b_v1.jpg

[Calliope]

Sidenote: Is this eoff's longest-running thread?

[Del Murder]

I can think of at least one that is probably longer.

[Freya]

The thread of no return has me beat by a year.

[Ayen]

It's pretty big for a thread where no one returns.

[theundeadhero]

The what are you listening to thread in the lounge has been around much longer, over 10 years.

[Freya]

Oh I forgot about that one cause I never post in it lol.

[McLovin']

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ar497p6_700b_v1.jpg

I made you one with a twist.

http://i.imgur.com/PRRVr0O.png