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G13
03-12-2011, 03:47 AM
The 501st Legion Party

“Fist your way to a better future... ladies.”

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/FF-SW%20related/HelpVader.png

That's right, we're back, and this time we have a strict 'No Undead' policy.


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Sigs/BigBrains.png

This time around we won't be quite so lenient. You let one little zombie rebellion rise up and you end up with a destroyed space station and most of your crew turned undead. :mad:

We are still here for you, the working man/species/droid. We do not discriminate against race, color, tentacles, or how rusty and out of date you may be. We do discriminate, however, against shambling corpses and people who use a lightsaber any other color than red. You can try and get by us, but we have the highground.

This year we'll be tackling the tough issues. The 501st Legion has a five point plan that's sure to win us this Election.


We've started operation “Bomb the crap out of EoFF” in an attempt to thwart Jedi, and Zombie, terrorists. Sure, a lot of innocent lives will be lost, but we're okay with that.


And that's it. All five of our points come together in one glorious emerald colored point to destroy our opposition.

Other important issues that are still close to our hearts include:


The Droid Rights movement. Because they have the right to vote, or be used to vote, just like the rest of us.

The mistreatment of Jawas on Tatooine. We're the only ones allowed to do that. :mad2:


And since aligning ourselves with the Apocalypse party last year, we have decided to go back on the abolishing of Deathsticks. We now recognize the need to party.

And, as always...


May the Fist be with you!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Sigs/501stLegionStrikesBack.png


Plight of the Newbie

Newbies, do you feel scared? Lonely? Lost in the bustle of this busy galaxy we call the internet? Are you searching for a place to call home? If so then look no further than EoFF's very own 501st Legion. Vader's Fist can be used for more than just crushing the opposition, it can also embrace lovingly.


Members

Sith Lord: Mandalore the Guardian (Prime Minister, Minister of the Arts)
Ultimate Power in the Universe: Unbreakable Deathstar
Partner in Crime: Julbacca (Deputy Prime Minister)
Freak of the Force: Ewookie (Minister of Communication)
The Lazy Jawa: Levian
Gun for Hire: I Don't Need A Blaster
Apprentice: Darth Dreamer

Deserters

Lusty Justy
Psychotic

Christmas
03-12-2011, 03:50 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Lightsaber_final.gif

I MADE A GIF IN YOUR HONOR!!!

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 04:06 AM
christmas... no sexy parties if you join him (livid glare)

Vyk
03-12-2011, 04:08 AM
Their hands look like gonads...

Unbreakable Will
03-12-2011, 04:17 AM
Unbreakable Rocco reporting for duty sir! :bow:

G13
03-12-2011, 04:19 AM
Their hands look like gonads...

With colorful shafts. xD

Welcome aboard, Will! Good to have you! :vader:

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 04:21 AM
Eric, my brotha. You know I am 100% behind you. /smug

Bunny
03-12-2011, 04:38 AM
/salute

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 04:42 AM
hemp tacos at my party, by the way, eric will you rename my thread the hemp taco party please/

G13
03-12-2011, 04:51 AM
Yeah, sure.

Look at this one man's level of devotion. He crammed three images into his sig. He's a true inspiration.

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Freya
03-12-2011, 04:54 AM
I shoulda told you those images looked bad when I had the chance. Then you wouldn't have so much stuff x.x

Unbreakable Will
03-12-2011, 04:57 AM
:bigsmile:

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 04:58 AM
the 501st legion is vegetarian!

Election Booth
03-12-2011, 04:59 AM
It's good to see some stalwart opinions on policy coming from this party. I look forward to seeing how you adapt to the needs of the citizens!

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 05:15 AM
the hemp taco party acgknowledges EB and wishes to give him an award...

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 05:28 AM
I think we should hand out lightsabers to our recruits.

Laddy
03-12-2011, 05:30 AM
*yawn* Puh-leeese.

G13
03-12-2011, 05:35 AM
I can't wait to see how quickly your Corgis and Attractive Black Men party gets closed.

Laddy
03-12-2011, 05:36 AM
It won't be as quick as you.

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 05:39 AM
I don't see how you expect a space ship to be slow.

Laddy
03-12-2011, 05:44 AM
In many ways.

EllieButton
03-12-2011, 05:50 AM
Wow Eric I think you like Star Wars a little too much. :eyebrow:

G13
03-12-2011, 05:53 AM
Nay, good woman. I don't like Star Wars nearly enough!

Join my party, babe. Tan yourself in the warm rays of victory.

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 06:20 AM
In many ways.

I don't believe you know much about space travel. :confused:

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 06:20 AM
The 501st will indeed strike back, and strike back strong. And there must be someone there to stop it. I, Super Delete, am up to the cause. I foresee an epic battle with the future of the galaxy at stake.

G13
03-12-2011, 06:24 AM
I support the hell out of that. Let's bring our A-game, fellas! I want to show Super Delete what it means to desert the 501st for a debatably equally awesome party in the final round.

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 06:28 AM
Desertion? Who deserted anything? Maybe you refer to that wise-cracking droid R2-DEL2, but I, Super Delete, am all flesh and bone. Well, rippling muscles of impenetrable flesh and bone that is.

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 06:35 AM
Impenetrable, eh? :shifty:

G13
03-12-2011, 07:05 AM
Desertion? Who deserted anything? Maybe you refer to that wise-cracking droid R2-DEL2, but I, Super Delete, am all flesh and bone. Well, rippling muscles of impenetrable flesh and bone that is.

You're like the reverse Vader. You sicken me. :stare:

Come back to us DEL2! :crying2:

Edit: Anyone who wants a name change PM it to me and I'll forward it to my name changin' guy.

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 09:05 AM
Or they can just post the names here, and you can send a list of ones I missed. The point of you pming was so that I don't have to keep checking this thread. :p

G13
03-12-2011, 09:28 AM
Or yeah, do that. :monster:

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 09:36 AM
Last year's gimmick party returns, I see.

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 09:39 AM
To be fair, Zombies were the gimmick party. This was the copycat gimmick party. :D

G13
03-12-2011, 10:04 AM
I thought Zombies copied us. :confused:

Edit: nvm :shifty:

Also, we need an original trilogy. Don't judge us, join us. :vader:

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 10:22 AM
If you really want to attract younglings you'll skip the original trilogy and go right to 501st Episode 1: The Phantom Raistlin.

Psychotic
03-12-2011, 10:37 AM
I thought Zombies copied us. :confused:p. sure we changed our names first duder.

Also, nice. I'll definitely be joining this party.

G13
03-12-2011, 11:22 AM
p. sure the Redwings or the Red Mages or whatever did that first. You're nothin' special. :colbert:

But yeah, I couldn't remember which of us came first last year. :p

Psychotic
03-12-2011, 11:23 AM
I think JLI did it before them, to be perfectly fair. We're all a rip off of a rip off of a rip off.

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 12:15 PM
I think JLI did it before them, to be perfectly fair. We're all a rip off of a rip off of a rip off.

But we're the best ripoff.

Laddy
03-12-2011, 03:41 PM
They're clearly anti-gay! Look at the limp wrist of the stormtrooper! You stereotyping homophobes!

Unbreakable Will
03-12-2011, 05:16 PM
I love Looney BoB's new name :bigsmile:

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 05:18 PM
I love Looney BoB's new name :bigsmile:
it hasnt changed

Unbreakable Will
03-12-2011, 05:20 PM
Goddamn it, I saw the chocobo and assumed. Damnit PAUUUUUUUUL! :argh:
Although I love the name. :colbert:

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 07:54 PM
I think JLI did it before them, to be perfectly fair. We're all a rip off of a rip off of a rip off.
Yes! The JLI was the first to change names in any elections. 5 years ago. We are the original and best (but we have to be, in order to save the forums).

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:57 PM
my party will never change from the hemp taco cactuars

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 10:56 PM
They're clearly anti-gay! Look at the limp wrist of the stormtrooper! You stereotyping homophobes!

I don't think zombies have sexual orientation.

G13
03-12-2011, 11:29 PM
We need more people in here.

Yar
03-13-2011, 12:18 AM
I want to join please!

G13
03-13-2011, 12:23 AM
Sweet! Got your heart set on a name or you want me to find one for you?

Yar
03-13-2011, 12:38 AM
You're going to go with Yar-Yar Binks, aren't you? :(

G13
03-13-2011, 12:57 AM
Please! The 501st has higher standards than that! Yarda was my first thought.

Hollycat
03-13-2011, 03:17 AM
my party is up to 8 members and counting

Jentleness
03-13-2011, 03:24 AM
:monster:

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m599/Jennifer_McKinty/DarthVader-CookieMonster.jpg?t=1300563845

Yar
03-13-2011, 03:39 AM
Please! The 501st has higher standards than that! Yarda was my first thought.

How about Julbacca

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 03:40 AM
Jentleness I love you :love:

Hollycat
03-13-2011, 03:43 AM
Jentleness I love you :love:

She already joined the princess party

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 03:46 AM
Jentleness I love you :love:

She already joined the princess party
All was forgiven when she posted that picture :D

Jentleness
03-13-2011, 04:13 AM
Jentleness I love you :love:

:cheer::heart::cheer:

fire_of_avalon
03-13-2011, 04:43 AM
As a secret Jedi (foabi_wan) I will fully commit myself to any party opposing you Sith jerks.

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 05:09 AM
As a secret Jedi (foabi_wan) I will fully commit myself to any party opposing you Sith jerks.
Silly Jedi, you can't even use Force lightning. :mock:

fire_of_avalon
03-13-2011, 05:17 AM
Dude, I'm a Force ghost. I can speak to you from beyond the veil. Where'd all your Force lightning get you? A ticket to whoopass-ville, that's where. xD

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 05:19 AM
Dude, I'm a Force ghost. I can speak to you from beyond the veil. Where'd all your Force lightning get you? A ticket to whoopass-ville, that's where. xDYeah? Well I'm the god damn train, bitch.

*force crosses the streams*

and what :cool:

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 07:01 AM
Paul's got you there. :colbert:

G13
03-13-2011, 11:25 AM
In foabi_wan's case we will allow Jedi to join, should you wish to that is, foa. :D

Jiro
03-13-2011, 11:28 AM
Exceptions are the path to the light side...

Christmas
03-13-2011, 11:31 AM
This party will just resort to anything to get members, truly this is the true path of the darkside. :vader:

G13
03-13-2011, 11:32 AM
Mandalorians see only opportunity. foabi_wan's dangerously close to crossing over to the Dark Side anyhow, being such a badass and all.

Bunny
03-13-2011, 11:34 AM
Exceptions are the path to the light side...

Your friends close and your enemies closer.

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 12:05 PM
I understand where your hate of zombies come from, spacechumps. Fear leads to hate. It is good of you to be afraid. Your Sith powers are as to nothing compared to our powers! Your force lightning slides off our rotting flesh as water slides of plastic. There is nothing you can do to stop us. As your lightsabers vainly try to cut open our flesh we continue to advance in wave after wave until you are overwhelmed. Then you become one of us. With a force of undead sith at my command no one will stand in the way of an existence full of rot and decay. First you, then the JLI itself will fall. MwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

Jiro
03-13-2011, 12:18 PM
You're just one evil bastard, aren't you, thelivingvillain? Keep up the good work man.

G13
03-13-2011, 12:40 PM
I understand where your hate of zombies come from, spacechumps. Fear leads to hate. It is good of you to be afraid. Your Sith powers are as to nothing compared to our powers! Your force lightning slides off our rotting flesh as water slides of plastic. There is nothing you can do to stop us. As your lightsabers vainly try to cut open our flesh we continue to advance in wave after wave until you are overwhelmed. Then you become one of us. With a force of undead sith at my command no one will stand in the way of an existence full of rot and decay. First you, then the JLI itself will fall. MwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

You think you scare me? You're no Emperor Necrotic! You could do to take a page out of a true undead hero's book.

NorthernChaosGod
03-13-2011, 01:32 PM
Fuck zombies.

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 02:03 PM
Yeah, those assholes robbed us in the last election. This is the 501st's year. You'll all see.

I Don't Need A Name
03-13-2011, 04:32 PM
I Don't Need A Blaster, reporting for duty again!

G13
03-13-2011, 05:50 PM
Ohmylord! :eek:

We would be proud to have you IDNAB. Again! :D

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 05:58 PM
smurf zombies.
:vader:

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 06:54 PM
Alas! It seems theundeadhero is no more, but you can be sure I have all knowledge of his pages. You could say him and I share the same fate.

G13
03-13-2011, 11:36 PM
Well why don't you both fulfill your destiny and join us as thelivingforce. :vader:

NorthernChaosGod
03-13-2011, 11:53 PM
Well why don't you both fulfill your destiny and join us as thelivingforce. :vader:

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/737698/images/swbf2_recruit.jpg

Shattered Dreamer
03-14-2011, 12:07 AM
Sign me up and I will serve the Empire in all of it's glory!?!?!!?

G13
03-14-2011, 12:10 AM
Alright! Now we're talkin'!

What's your Star Wars name, soldier?

Shattered Dreamer
03-14-2011, 12:17 AM
Alright! Now we're talkin'!

What's your Star Wars name, soldier?

Darth Dreamer :bigsmile:

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 12:26 AM
And the might of the 501st grows stronger!

Shattered Dreamer
03-14-2011, 02:11 AM
We must recruit more to our ranks and all that oppose us must be crushed for their insolence!!!

Hollycat
03-14-2011, 03:05 AM
You will never defeat me and my 10? men and women

Ace Protorney
03-14-2011, 04:22 AM
You know, if there was a character that I could have my name punned with, I would have joined this party. Though, nothing can beat my aceness as Viewtiful Prot! Go JLI! *flexes*

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 04:30 AM
You know, if there was a character that I could have my name punned with, I would have joined this party. Though, nothing can beat my aceness as Viewtiful Prot! Go JLI! *flexes*

Darth Proto
Proto Fett
Darth Protious

Vyk
03-14-2011, 05:40 AM
Proto The Hutt
Emperor Prototein
The Millennium Proto
Han Proto

That was fun

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 05:44 AM
Yeah! See, there are plenty of good names to be had.

G13
03-14-2011, 06:25 AM
The very best pun name would be Proto Kast, but no one in their right mind would want to be affiliated with the source of that name.

I also have Proto Torpedo. More to come later.

:vader:

Jiro
03-14-2011, 06:27 AM
Proto The Hutt


Replacing me with another Hutt? :nonono:

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 06:30 AM
R2-Pro2

G13
03-14-2011, 06:31 AM
No one can replace Jiro the Hutt.

Wait a minute, that was Vyk? Does this mean he'll join us?

Jiro
03-14-2011, 06:35 AM
R2-Pro2

Still can't get over the loss of DEL2, huh? Yeah, me neither :(

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 06:57 AM
Of course not. I miss our Astromech Droid. :(

G13
03-14-2011, 06:57 AM
What we need is a C-3PClo!

CRYSTAL!!!

Timekeeper
03-14-2011, 06:57 AM
I think Acetrainer Proto has a nice ring to it personally...

Unbreakable Will
03-14-2011, 07:06 AM
Ah the Darkside grows stronger with each passing day. :vader:

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 08:06 AM
What we need is a C-3PClo!

CRYSTAL!!!

This is actually the best. We should contact her.

G13
03-14-2011, 08:13 AM
She's not been very active lately, but it's worth a shot.

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 08:34 AM
I left her a comment on Facebook, you should too. Or comment on my comment.

theundeadhero
03-14-2011, 11:15 AM
If anything I would be theundeadsith but you guys have enough clout as it is.

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 04:51 PM
Vader's Fist can always have more might. The power of the Dark Side is ever-growing.

I Don't Need A Name
03-14-2011, 06:46 PM
Vader's Fist shall rule once again!

qwertysaur
03-14-2011, 10:50 PM
Can I use leech seed yet? :bigsmile:

Jiro
03-15-2011, 01:57 AM
oh no

Election Booth
03-15-2011, 02:29 AM
Election Booth would like to thank you for having all of the required information present in your OP. Your campaign slogan is particularly memorable!

G13
03-15-2011, 03:30 AM
Prime Minister Mandalore the Guardian has a nice, long, ring to it, don't you think? :bigsmile: Decide amongst yourselves as to who will be Deputy. I'll take Minister of the Arts if no one else has their eye on it.

NorthernChaosGod
03-15-2011, 03:45 AM
I'll be your right-hand man. :monster:

Rantz
03-15-2011, 11:32 AM
You guys have the best slogan, if that's the one you keep under that manly name of yours.

G13
03-15-2011, 01:21 PM
Why thank you, Rantzien. :D

I suppose I should post this up to make sure party members see it. Man, I'm being so lazy this time around. :p


Parties! You must designate the following positions to your members:

Minister for the Arts
Minister of Communication
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Treasurer


No member can have any more than one (1) of these portfolios. All parties have at least four members, so each party can easily meet this requirement.

In addition to this, the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister candidates must also be nominated. These members can also have one of the four (4) afore mentioned portfolios. If you guys mess this one up, I will flay you. It is important you have all these positions worked out quickly, because....

The Minister of the Arts for each of the parties have to tell us "Which Final Fantasy character is best and why?" There are no regulations for this. You may write an essay, a poem, record a video, do some art, whatever you think will win you the most votes. Make it interesting though, or I'll laugh at you!

The Minister for Communication of each party has an important job in this round too. Your role is to run an effective smear campaign against the other parties and party leaders and/or members. Note: Keep it within forum rules, you dolts. Otherwise, go wild. There is no limit on this, but the better you smear, the more votes you will get!

You will have 36 hours to perform all of these tasks. The Minister for the Arts should Mognet Message me their creation, while the Minister for Communication can start wailing on his/her opponents effective immediately.

All members are permitted to support their Ministers. Discuss your tactics in your party thread, preferably, that way we can all comment on how grand/stupid your ideas are in the nicest possible way.

Steve
03-15-2011, 01:34 PM
I'm surprised you're not the zombie 501st party, didn't the zombie horde eat all your nommy brains last year? A shame this year you're set to lose to the power of our pokemon!

Christmas
03-15-2011, 01:43 PM
Hey Sith Lord or Mandalore or whatever you call yourself now, do you have anything to comment on why there aren't any newbies joining your party despite your party is "NEWBIE FRIENDLY"? :bigsmile:

Did they got turn off by that bloody testicle your party uses as a sig. :(

G13
03-15-2011, 02:22 PM
I'm surprised you're not the zombie 501st party, didn't the zombie horde eat all your nommy brains last year? A shame this year you're set to lose to the power of our pokemon!

We have cloning technology. You don't think we have extras of ourselves just lying around?


Hey Sith Lord or Mandalore or whatever you call yourself now, do you have anything to comment on why there aren't any newbies joining your party despite your party is "NEWBIE FRIENDLY"? :bigsmile:

Did they got turn off by that bloody testicle your party uses as a sig. :(

They must have caught wind of that awful rumor that we feed newbies to the rancor. :(

qwertysaur
03-15-2011, 02:48 PM
The truth is that they get fed to the sarlacc. :(

NorthernChaosGod
03-15-2011, 11:53 PM
That only happened once!

rubah
03-16-2011, 07:38 AM
*pours one out for CROSSFANDOM GO!*

Rase
03-16-2011, 07:45 AM
There's one of these in my current town. They show up at a lot of cons apparently.

G13
03-16-2011, 08:07 AM
Yeah, mine too. I've got a picture of myself with some of them floating around the internet somewhere.

NorthernChaosGod
03-16-2011, 09:29 AM
What are you talking about, Eric? You're the leader. :confused:

G13
03-16-2011, 10:47 PM
So we need the other two ministers positions filled soon. Any of our inactive party members want to step up their game?

Also, I'm leaving for the weekend Friday morning, so we need a new Prime Minister or a fill-in until Sunday night. Any takers?

I Don't Need A Name
03-16-2011, 10:55 PM
I can cover Minister of Foreign Affairs. Just one of you guys gimmie a nudge on Facebook if I don't notice that I have something to do ;D

Hollycat
03-16-2011, 10:56 PM
In the dessert, you will meet
Plenty of tacos for you to eat.
Cause we're the cactuar taco party!
We've got tacos, and parties!
So if with us you wanna mess.
You'll end up with 1000 needles up your ass

Hollycat
03-16-2011, 11:17 PM
WE TOWED THE FALCON

I Don't Need A Name
03-16-2011, 11:23 PM
You only towed the Falcon after we destroyed it with our fleet of Star Destroyers. 'Cause that's all you Taco Lovers are worth. The scrap that we leave behind!

Hollycat
03-16-2011, 11:27 PM
we also took Julbaccas dog, and 13 ewoks

Shattered Dreamer
03-16-2011, 11:28 PM
What would the Prime Minister have to do? Tomorrow is Paddy's Day in ireland so I'll be dead to the world until Sunday :lol:

G13
03-16-2011, 11:30 PM
I'm not exactly sure. Last year us Presidents debated before voting, might be the same this year.

I Don't Need A Name
03-16-2011, 11:32 PM
Depends when the planned ending of the Elections is. Seeing as there are still the 2 other Minister tasks to do yet, you might be safe until Sunday. If not, I'm sure we'll figure something out.

NorthernChaosGod
03-17-2011, 01:09 AM
we also took Julbaccas dog, and 13 ewoks

I don't have a dog. o_O

Also, who cares about the Millenium Falcon? We have a fleet of Star Destroyers.

Hollycat
03-17-2011, 01:37 AM
we thought those were giant doritos, sorry man, we dipped them in cheese and ate em

G13
03-17-2011, 02:34 AM
You should have put this much effort into your tasks, HC.

Hollycat
03-17-2011, 10:37 PM
I was out of town

G13
03-18-2011, 02:47 AM
Alright guys, don't forget to vote! At this point I don't really care for what party, just make sure you vote. :p

NorthernChaosGod
03-18-2011, 03:05 AM
Don't mind, Eric. VOTE FOR US!

Jiro
03-18-2011, 06:24 AM
Vote for me, because I'm obviously the best ever.

Election Booth
03-18-2011, 07:31 AM
Make sure all of the 501st Legion votes! Just send me a mognet message with your vote, plus an area of EoFF that concerns you! See the main thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136487-reveal-other-important-election-stuff.html) for details! Defend your honour!

G13
03-18-2011, 11:11 AM
Alright, I'm leaving for the weekend, soooo... I dunno, do whatever. :monster:

Unbreakable Will
03-18-2011, 04:31 PM
The Deathstar has returned. :colbert: What did I miss?

G13
03-18-2011, 04:39 PM
Not much, I'm afraid. :shobon:

Unbreakable Will
03-18-2011, 04:43 PM
Ah that's good. My apologies I've been in a hospital waiting room for a few days an elderly ewok needed heart surgery. :monster:

G13
03-18-2011, 04:56 PM
I had no idea they made waiting rooms that big! :eek:

Nothing to apologize for, my friend. An internet election is nowhere near as important as any real life situation. I hope your ewok friend is doing alright.

Unbreakable Will
03-18-2011, 07:48 PM
I commisioned them to build the DWS (Deathstar Waiting Station) some time ago, no pay of course, only the threat of annihilation. :vader:

She pulled through just fine xD

Hollycat
03-18-2011, 07:55 PM
we need an alliance to take down the princess party

I Don't Need A Name
03-18-2011, 09:12 PM
The 501st ally to no one, Cactuar!
And nice to see you back Will!

NorthernChaosGod
03-18-2011, 11:59 PM
The Deathstar has returned. :colbert: What did I miss?

As long as you vote, you didn't miss much of anything.

Shattered Dreamer
03-19-2011, 09:11 PM
So what's the voting strategy guys?

NorthernChaosGod
03-19-2011, 10:09 PM
Vote 501st.

Election Booth
03-20-2011, 02:13 AM
And do it quick. Your party members are dragging the chain.

Bunny
03-20-2011, 02:46 AM
Whoops.

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 03:15 AM
Goddammit, guys. I hate you.

Jiro
03-20-2011, 03:19 AM
It was an unlucky run. Next year :argh:

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 03:28 AM
Last year was more fun anyway.

Madonna
03-20-2011, 03:32 AM
Obviously we needed more trash talk. I apologize for calling you a dumb Wookiee too late in the game.

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 03:34 AM
Apology accepted.

Christmas
03-20-2011, 03:39 AM
There is still time, let's join us and bring forth a better future to EoFF! :bigsmile:

Or you still prefer unhealthy sausage parties here with each other? :barf:

kotora
03-20-2011, 03:56 AM
Everything's much better on this side of justice bros

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 04:53 AM
Stop trying to recruit me. 501st 'til I die!

Unbreakable Will
03-20-2011, 06:35 AM
501st 'til I die!
:colbert: Every year the 501st is in the elections, I shall join. Quote me on it.

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 07:06 AM
I shall!

Del Murder
03-20-2011, 07:51 AM
I am surprised to see the 501st go down this soon. I was convinced that the JLI would have to take you guys on in an epic final battle.

Timekeeper
03-20-2011, 08:02 AM
It's saddening and a shame to see that my former alliance partner has fallen. May the fist be with you always.

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 12:12 PM
I am surprised to see the 501st go down this soon. I was convinced that the JLI would have to take you guys on in an epic final battle.

I honestly thought we'd go into a final vicious battle. But it looks like half our membership just didn't vote. :nonono:

Christmas
03-20-2011, 02:17 PM
Have you guys forgotten we were once allies!? Allied together against LITTLE MANUS!? :bigsmile:

Remember!? This was me when I got you guys to hunt LITTLE MANUS down! :bigsmile:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/NEW/1.png

And we stood side by side ever since! Just take a look at this photo that we take together! :bigsmile:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/NEW/2.png

Shouldn't we stand united again against all those vile and foul scums of EoFF hand in hand together!!??? :kaoclove:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/NEW/3.png

I will be waiting for you all alway and pray that we can be together again like the good old days!! :kaoclove:

Remember! I will alway be there!! ALWAY~~~~ :heart:

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 02:22 PM
Christmas, you bring up a very valid point. And I do love you. :love:

Christmas
03-20-2011, 03:52 PM
And BTW, you know there is an extended ending to this greatest story (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131005-star-wars-eyes-effef.html) ever!? Well because Manus was so loathsome and everyone decided that he deserves something worse! (His death in the original story was too good for him!) :bigsmile:

So he was cloned and tortured until he's gonna get executed by me personally! :kaoclove:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/NEW/6.jpg


See how much I support for all your cause and effort! Even if you dun join me, all of you are still my dearest friends!! :kaoclove:

PS: I really love that story! :kaoclove:

Vyk
03-20-2011, 04:47 PM
:<3: Elder Scroll mods

Shattered Dreamer
03-20-2011, 05:58 PM
NOOOOOO! I went out last night & forgot to vote! EPIC FAIL!

Vyk
03-20-2011, 06:07 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if you guys were just one vote under tying with the others?

Del Murder
03-20-2011, 06:53 PM
Might I suggest that you Jedi Knights out there join the JLI? We have been trying to expand our reach to all corners of the galaxy. I think our messages coincide pretty well.

As for all you Sith Lords out there, I'm sure the Brotherhood of Elitists shares your thirst for power and an alliance may be beneficial to you both.

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 11:07 PM
And BTW, you know there is an extended ending to this greatest story (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131005-star-wars-eyes-effef.html) ever!? Well because Manus was so loathsome and everyone decided that he deserves something worse! (His death in the original story was too good for him!) :bigsmile:

So he was cloned and tortured until he's gonna get executed by me personally! :kaoclove:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/NEW/6.jpg


See how much I support for all your cause and effort! Even if you dun join me, all of you are still my dearest friends!! :kaoclove:

PS: I really love that story! :kaoclove:
Yessssssssssssss.

I Don't Need A Name
03-21-2011, 01:13 AM
Nice run guys. Looks like we've gotta come up with some better ideas next year

G13
03-21-2011, 06:08 AM
Sorry fellas, I didn't do too great of a job hyping us up or bugging people to join like last year. Next time the 501st rolls into town we won't flop faster than all the SW fanboys when Jar Jar Binks made his appearance. :monster:

NorthernChaosGod
03-21-2011, 06:26 AM
Damn straight.

I Don't Need A Name
03-21-2011, 11:24 AM
I hear you boss!

Steve
03-21-2011, 02:46 PM
Just remember this prophecy, Ewoks are cannibals so don't let them take you alive.