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Del Murder
03-12-2011, 05:12 AM
EoFF Still Needs Your Help!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/JLI.gif
Justice League of the Internet...assemble!

Fellow citizens! Your forums have once again called upon you to deliver great justice! 5 years ago we successfully defended EoFF from danger (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/79002-justice-league-internet.html), but evil is again afoot and it is up to us to stop it. Together we can dispatch trolls with punches of unfazedness, spambots with kicks to the trash, and flamers with icy cold waters of mediation.

This is an election party, but it is also much more than that. Because we are not just trying to win the elections, we are trying to

WIN THE FUTURE!

This party stands for:
Justice
Truth
The warn button
Ban hammers
Repping posts that take down the forces of EVIL
Puppies

So if you want to sign up, make sure you tell me your hero name and hero power. I will change your name in order to keep your true identity a secret. All heroes must do this. It's the law, and heroes must up hold the law.

But wait...there's more!

Do you prefer sarcasm over sincerity? Do you enjoy spending your time multi-quoting every post that disagrees with you? Do you get a rush every time you notice someone's grammar is wrong? Then you you might actually be a villain, and not fit for the JLI. But that's ok, every hero team needs a villain team.

If you wish to be a villain and join the Brotherhood of Elitists, feel free to do so. The JLI and BoT are both part of the same party, like two sides of the same coin. One cannot exist without the other. If you do wish to be a villain, say so and state your villain name and villain occupation (all villains have some sort of weird occupation).

Current Roster

Justice League of the Internet
Super Delete - power of deletion
Sir Beardclava - rapid facial hair extensions
Captain Bieber - powers over young girls
Mr. Completely Harmless Man - completely harmless of course!
Viewtiful Prot - just that ACE
The Ultimate Warrior - power slam / Ultimate splash


Brotherhood of Elitists
Lord Michnaid - tyrant ruler of Michaidia
Dr Yams - mad scientist
Depression Man - tollbooth worker
thelivingvillain - retired zombie

G13
03-12-2011, 05:20 AM
You got villains already!?

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 05:22 AM
Where would SD be without his classic villains? I should email those old boys and see if they want to play. I bet Nait would.

fire_of_avalon
03-12-2011, 06:01 AM
If you get Yams back in here to goof, I will abandon every other part for this one.

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 08:06 AM
I fully approve of any venture towards increasing activity by means of bringing back old members, however I notice a distinct lack of gestures towards bringing in new members. It's apparent in today's world that old-style heroes are no longer accepted by the masses, whilst new-style heroes - dark, gritty types - are all the rage. What are your thoughts on this? Will you change in order to gain more members? If not, what methods do you intend to use in order to gain the majority vote?

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 08:22 AM
I apologize, Captain Chocobo, if my recruitment ad was misleading. The JLI welcomes heroes and villains of any type, old and new. Every team needs some 'dark gritty' heroes to balance out those of us who shine brightly as beacons of justice. They are certainly welcome amongst our ranks.

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 08:39 AM
I have started up the Newbie Party but I assure you, of the parties that were already in existence, I held yours in the highest regard. I fully approve of your agenda and hope the best party wins. Preferrably the Newbie Party. But otherwise the JLI.

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 08:45 AM
No sweat. Captain Chocobo isn't known as 'The Eternal Newbie' for no reason. Without new citizens, the heroes would have no one to protect.

Sir Lancealot
03-12-2011, 08:53 AM
Hero name: Sir Beardclava.

Hero power: Causing spontaneous beard growth in evil men.

Psychotic
03-12-2011, 09:36 AM
Nice. I'll definitely be joining this party.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/hoodymancoverb.jpg

My power is to put my hood up when I mean serious business.

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2011, 11:12 AM
Hero name: Sir Beardclava.

Hero power: Causing spontaneous beard growth in evil men.
How is that a bad thing?!

G13
03-12-2011, 11:22 AM
Put me down for Subliminal kill Message Man should my smoke party take a nose dive. steal

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 03:07 PM
if you like crisis core, join the hemp tacos

Depression Moon
03-12-2011, 03:39 PM
I would join as a villain but I can't think of a clever name.

Rantz
03-12-2011, 04:15 PM
Depression Man!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/1278291083D25Ze7.jpg

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 04:17 PM
loony_bob: Nait of Dnalnif: What is your superident (http://loony-bob.livejournal.com/205458.html)

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 06:41 PM
I would join as a villain but I can't think of a clever name.
Doctor Depression?
Depression Man?
Hooded Moon?

kotora
03-12-2011, 06:50 PM
I usually don't try to get involved in politics, but it appears the heroes need some help. Captain Bieber to the rescue !

Nait
03-12-2011, 06:55 PM
Hello.

I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man.

I am here to be completely harmless and I have no evil intentions whatsoever.

You can trust me with whatever you can, for I am trustworthy.

MY REAL NAME IS OF COURSE NOT MR. COMPLETELY HARMLESS MAN THAT IS ONLY A PSEUDONYM TO KEEP MY REAL IDENTITY SECRET TO KEEP THOSE THAT I KNOW AND LOVE FROM HARM.

There is nothing sinister about my pseudonym at all, after all I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man, who is obviously completely harmless.

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 06:56 PM
I usually don't try to get involved in politics, but it appears the heroes need some help. Captain Bieber to the rescue !
Excellent. Your power is to make any girl under the age of 14 scream at a supersonic frequency, thus paralyzing your enemies.


Hello.

I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man.

I am here to be completely harmless and I have no evil intentions whatsoever.

You can trust me with whatever you can, for I am trustworthy.

MY REAL NAME IS OF COURSE NOT MR. COMPLETELY HARMLESS MAN THAT IS ONLY A PSEUDONYM TO KEEP MY REAL IDENTITY SECRET TO KEEP THOSE THAT I KNOW AND LOVE FROM HARM.

There is nothing sinister about my pseudonym at all, after all I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man, who is obviously completely harmless.
I trust you Mr. Completely Harmless Man, as it is my heroic way to trust harmless people. Welcome aboard. I will send you all the passwords to our networks in a moment so that you may better navigate our headquarters.

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 06:56 PM
my groups got either 5 or 6, waiting on kyle to confirm

Nait
03-12-2011, 07:02 PM
I appreciate your show of trust, and assure you that no harm will come from you breaching security protocol and giving me access to your headquarters!

I have been told that you have holding cells that contain many of your evil and unnecessarily catchable adversaries, and I am looking forward to visiting those poor souls and to talk to them about ways to better their lives and turn to a path of good and righteousness!

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 07:06 PM
I appreciate you trying to rehabilitate those who have taken the less fortunate path. We indeed have many vile fiends in custody, including the right hand men of the vile Lord Michnaid. We were very proud of those particular captures, though their boss eludes us to this day. We will set up your access to these wards right away!

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:07 PM
we has pie! mr. completely harmless, wouldnt you like some pie?

Nait
03-12-2011, 07:12 PM
Well, I have talked with them, and though it is difficult, I believe there can be progress! As you can see, and verify, they seem slightly mollified by my talk (which I have been given to understand is quite convincing), and they have taken the first Mind's Step towards rehabilitation!

Next on my list is to visit the famous scientific laboratories where you are incubating the myriad mysteries of evil erasure. I have always wanted to see it!

EDIT:

Pie? PIE? Who dares to offer Mr. Completely Harmless pie?

I would love to eat some pie!

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 07:22 PM
Are you referring to the Large Deletion Collider that I used to foil Michnaid's attempt to blanket the world under a permanent snowstorm*? Why yes, we still have that around here somewhere. I must say, your interest in our group so far has been quite refreshing compared to the apathy of today's typical hero.




*see Super Delete Adventures #347

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:28 PM
Well, I have talked with them, and though it is difficult, I believe there can be progress! As you can see, and verify, they seem slightly mollified by my talk (which I have been given to understand is quite convincing), and they have taken the first Mind's Step towards rehabilitation!

Next on my list is to visit the famous scientific laboratories where you are incubating the myriad mysteries of evil erasure. I have always wanted to see it!

EDIT:

Pie? PIE? Who dares to offer Mr. Completely Harmless pie?

I would love to eat some pie!

You can have as much as you want of any flavor at the hemp taco party

Nait
03-12-2011, 07:31 PM
Are you referring to the Large Deletion Collider that I used to foil Michnaid's attempt to blanket the world under a permanent snowstorm*?

You still have that around? That thing almost– that machine saved the world from the abominable and evil Lord Michnaid's malevolent machinations, and I would truly enjoy inspecting it.


Why yes, we still have that around here somewhere. I must say, your interest in our group so far has been quite refreshing compared to the apathy of today's typical hero.

The youth of today don't have any respect for the old ways, I tell you. Neophytes who think they can change the world with vulgar violence. And they don't follow the rules! I mean, who uses a gun to actually shoot people? That is so unelegant.


*see Super Delete Adventures #347

That was such a terr– ific episode.

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:36 PM
the cactuar party uses gunblades, swords, bows, and a pinata

Depression Moon
03-12-2011, 10:03 PM
I would join as a villain but I can't think of a clever name.
Doctor Depression?
Depression Man?
Hooded Moon?

I'll go with Depression Man with the power to make all those who come within twenty feet of me to make them feel there is no purpose in life anymore.

Del Murder
03-13-2011, 04:09 AM
Welcome aboard Depression Man!

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 04:11 AM
Hahahaha holy crap. I can't believe you got the man himself to show up.

Election Booth
03-13-2011, 05:52 AM
It is good to see Super Delete fighting the good fight once more. I look forward to seeing how the JLI fare in this election!

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 07:14 AM
I will join the Brotherhood of Elitists as thelivingvillian, scourge of the seas and arch-villian to the recently retired theundeadhero.

Ace Protorney
03-13-2011, 07:17 AM
I had a dream that I joined this party as Viewtiful Prot. Perhaps it was destiny that this is the party for me. :erm:

Del Murder
03-13-2011, 07:21 AM
Excellent, comrade. Your first assignment is to take down that fiend thelivingvillain, who no matter how many times I defeat him manages to always live to terrorize another day!

Ace Protorney
03-13-2011, 07:25 AM
Well, he's thelivingvillain of course!

And ... was that for me?

Del Murder
03-13-2011, 07:29 AM
Indeed it was. For your ACE powers are a perfect fit for sending that villain back to the grave from which he came!


Hahahaha holy crap. I can't believe you got the man himself to show up.
That's the great thing about comics. No character is ever truly gone.

Ace Protorney
03-13-2011, 07:38 AM
Yes, with my ACE powers, the villains of the Internet will go down! Starting with thelivingvillain.

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 09:07 AM
Super Delete, surely your super age is deleting your common sense! You proclaim that I myself am theundeadhero gone bad?! Nonsense! While you were hiding in your supercave during your "retirement" I ensure you that theundeadhero and I had many epic battles in the secret places of the Earth where none may roam but the supers without going mad. They may not have been as publicized as the battles between you and I of the past were but they were there none the less.

Viewtiful Prot, I plead you to do your worst, or your best, as you heroes tend to do! My plans this time will ensure all will fall to the legions of the undead and worship us as the true rulers of this existence!

Nait
03-13-2011, 09:58 AM
Excuse me, but does anyone know where the self-destruct sequence of this lair can be initiated?

G13
03-13-2011, 10:29 AM
Looks like one of your villains stole the L from Mr. Harmless' name.

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 10:54 AM
Super Delete, surely your super age is deleting your common sense! You proclaim that I myself am theundeadhero gone bad?! Nonsense! While you were hiding in your supercave during your "retirement" I ensure you that theundeadhero and I had many epic battles in the secret places of the Earth where none may roam but the supers without going mad. They may not have been as publicized as the battles between you and I of the past were but they were there none the less.You bandersnatch! I'll wager you've been collaborating with Sweater Vest Man again! What have you done with theundeadhero?!

Depression Moon
03-13-2011, 04:36 PM
This villain requests an av suitable for my name.

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 05:49 PM
Looks like one of your villains stole the L from Mr. Harmless' name.This is obviously a trap set up by the JLI. Any villain would have taken the R away to say Mr. Completely Hamless Man. The Brotherhood of Elitists will not fall for such schemes!


You bandersnatch! I'll wager you've been collaborating with Sweater Vest Man again! What have you done with theundeadhero?Oh, he is near. So very near! After all these years you can trust that no one knows him better than I.

kotora
03-13-2011, 06:29 PM
Super Delete, surely your super age is deleting your common sense! You proclaim that I myself am theundeadhero gone bad?! Nonsense! While you were hiding in your supercave during your "retirement" I ensure you that theundeadhero and I had many epic battles in the secret places of the Earth where none may roam but the supers without going mad. They may not have been as publicized as the battles between you and I of the past were but they were there none the less.You bandersnatch! I'll wager you've been collaborating with Sweater Vest Man again! What have you done with theundeadhero?!

In case you need a power upgrade in your fight against injustice, I'll be glad to help !

http://static.musictoday.com/store/bands/2181/product_medium/BGCMJU02.JPG

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 06:42 PM
Sweater Vest Man has not left me unprepared for this. Once again he has command of my most fashionable brigade and armed them for such an alliance.

<img src="http://www.easybizchina.com/picture/product/200904/2009416_132026_7.jpg" height="20%" width="20%" />

Del Murder
03-13-2011, 07:31 PM
Looks like one of your villains stole the L from Mr. Harmless' name.
Another villainous plot foiled by Super Delete!

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 08:23 PM
I would totally rock that Bieber hoodie. It is a most pleasant shade of mauve. :love:

Amusingly, my outfit for work is either a hoodie or a sweater vest depending on if I am volunteering or being paid for that day. :shobon:

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 08:55 PM
What would it take to get a picture of you in a sweater vest posted?

Del Murder
03-13-2011, 09:05 PM
Do it, and then join the wrestling party as 'Paul Gas'.

Madonna
03-13-2011, 09:19 PM
I fret someone once cast into the Abyss walks once more amongst us.

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 09:39 PM
Do it, and then join the wrestling party as 'Paul Gas'.this is actually the best thing. Sorely tempted.

Del Murder
03-13-2011, 10:53 PM
I fret someone once cast into the Abyss walks once more amongst us.
You have that feeling too, Man of a Thousand Names? I fear some foul plot is afoot.

Jiro
03-14-2011, 05:34 AM
I fret someone once cast into the Abyss walks once more amongst us.
You have that feeling too, Man of a Thousand Names? I fear some foul plot is afoot.

Erase it, O Super Delete, and keep our lands safe!

Nait
03-14-2011, 09:44 AM
Thank you Super Delete, for saving me. :') You are my hero!

Election Booth
03-15-2011, 01:32 AM
Super Delete sir, I need your party's slogan and motto pointed out to me. Winning the future does sound quite excellent however.

Psychotic
03-15-2011, 03:25 AM
Where's Palindroma at these days, anyway?

Del Murder
03-15-2011, 05:14 AM
Thank you Super Delete, for saving me. :') You are my hero!
Thank you Mr. Harmless! I also thank you for volunteering for the graveyard shift at the watch tower. I know it can be boring at JLI headquarters with none of the other heroes around, but I'm hoping you find some way to keep yourself entertained.


Super Delete sir, I need your party's slogan and motto pointed out to me. Winning the future does sound quite excellent however.
Are those two different things?

Our slogan is: Justice, one click at a time.

If we need a motto too let me know.


Where's Palindroma at these days, anyway?
She's on assignment fighting her greatest foe, Bridezilla!

Jiro
03-15-2011, 05:16 AM
I'm pretty sure he thinks WIN THE FUTURE is your motto. You should be fine.

Del Murder
03-15-2011, 05:21 AM
The future must be won at all costs, or else it won't happen! This suits us well.

G13
03-15-2011, 05:33 AM
Just like that movie, The Deletinator. :cool:

Del Murder
03-15-2011, 05:34 AM
Attention fellow heroes and villains! I just got word from Election Command that we have a mission before us. We must assign the following duties from within our ranks:

Minister for the Arts - Captain Bieber
Minister of Communication - thelivingvillain
Minister for Foreign Affairs - Viewtiful Prot
Treasurer - Sir Beardclava

I am happy to take volunteers, however time is short and action must be swift! So I may just assign duties to whoever I feel is best qualified.

In addition we must nominate a Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister to represent the JLI at the united hero council. As your leader, I humbly nominate myself for the Prime Minister position. As for my deputy, I feel that both heroes and villains need representation so I would hope that either Depression Man or thelivingvillain were up to the cause!

Finally, we have these tasks before us:


The Minister of the Arts for each of the parties have to tell us "Which Final Fantasy character is best and why?" There are no regulations for this. You may write an essay, a poem, record a video, do some art, whatever you think will win you the most votes. Make it interesting though, or I'll laugh at you!

The Minister for Communication of each party has an important job in this round too. Your role is to run an effective smear campaign against the other parties and party leaders and/or members. Note: Keep it within forum rules, you dolts. Otherwise, go wild. There is no limit on this, but the better you smear, the more votes you will get!
Time is not on our side, but as I proved when deleted a portion of space-time to go back and save Palindroma's cookies from burning*, great things can be done quickly.

*see Super Delete Presents #47

Navi
03-15-2011, 07:04 AM
bump

Del Murder
03-15-2011, 07:16 AM
What's this? A scout for that vile fiend Dr Yams?!?

kotora
03-15-2011, 09:51 AM
Seeing how I'm in the music arts and whatnot, I think the choice should be fairly obvious here for minister of arts.

theundeadhero
03-15-2011, 10:32 AM
As you may be able to tell now that the facts are out I used my Psyray gun on Election Booth days ago and began a campaign of smear. You see, I desire that Ministry of Communication office for other plans once I have completed the joys of smearing. Does the JLI dare to stand in my way?

Christmas
03-15-2011, 12:51 PM
Shouldn't a retired zombie just stay in his retirement grave? The radiation from Japan is bad enough already, we dun want to have your stench added into it! :mymelbert:

Del Murder
03-15-2011, 02:38 PM
Seeing how I'm in the music arts and whatnot, I think the choice should be fairly obvious here for minister of arts.


As you may be able to tell now that the facts are out I used my Psyray gun on Election Booth days ago and began a campaign of smear. You see, I desire that Ministry of Communication office for other plans once I have completed the joys of smearing. Does the JLI dare to stand in my way?
Excellent. With you two at these posts the scores are now in our favor:

JLI - 2
Future - 0

Sir Lancealot
03-15-2011, 10:04 PM
I'll be Treasurer.

Del Murder
03-15-2011, 10:59 PM
Excellent. Our treasurer needs to be someone trustworthy, and who is more trustworthy than a man with an exceptionally long beard?

That just leaves two positions, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Deputy Prime Minister. It should be known that someone who already has a role can also run for Deputy PM.

As for Minister of FA, well if no one else volunteers for that position I may just assign it myself. Who will I assign it to? Well, let's just say the JLI always has an ACE up its seleve.

Also, registration for this team is still very much open. Members from parties who did not make the cut, fear not! You are welcome at JLI headquarters with open arms. Just speak to Mr. Completely Harmless Man for your registration form where you will submit your name, power, secret identity and known weaknesses. I also want to thank Mr. CHM for his recent additions of the latter two items to the form. They are most helpful in emergencies. You have become quite an asset to us!

kotora
03-16-2011, 12:07 AM
How many hours until we're supposed to have final fantasy character thing done?

Ace Protorney
03-16-2011, 12:41 AM
Okay, I'll be our Minister of Foreign Affairs.

theundeadhero
03-16-2011, 12:32 PM
I was hoping another villain would step up to be Deputy Prime Minister but since they haven't and time is short I will fill the role.

Depression Moon
03-16-2011, 05:09 PM
There is no purpose for my existence on this board?

Madonna
03-16-2011, 11:40 PM
That sounds depressing.

Jiro
03-17-2011, 12:57 AM
Suddenly, the urge to /wrists

Del Murder
03-18-2011, 04:36 AM
*deletes the depression aura*

A great job from Captain Bieber acknowledging Cloud as the everyman hero. A true effort in the name of justice!

Voting has started. Don't forget to vote, heroes and villains!

Hollycat
03-18-2011, 04:39 AM
locks thread

Election Booth
03-18-2011, 06:32 AM
Make sure all of the JLI and BoE votes! Just send me a mognet message with your vote, plus an area of EoFF that concerns you! See the main thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136487-reveal-other-important-election-stuff.html) for details!

Del Murder
03-18-2011, 07:37 PM
I have sent reminders to my team. JLI ROLL CALL!

Ace Protorney
03-18-2011, 08:44 PM
I have done my duty and voted!

Del Murder
03-18-2011, 09:20 PM
Excellent, Viewtiful Prot. For those efforts I hereby promote you to JLI Gold Team.

kotora
03-18-2011, 10:45 PM
I voted like 2 days ago

Election Booth
03-20-2011, 01:49 AM
Captain Bieber speaks the truth. In fact, he was the first of anyone to vote. Promotions are necessary for him also.

Del Murder
03-20-2011, 06:36 AM
I am pleased to hear this. For those efforts you are not only promoted to JLI Gold Team, but I think it is appropriate to name Captain Bieber the JLI Gold Team Captain. Your golden voice will command legions of preteen girls to rally for our cause.

I am also pleased to see that the JLI remains to fight internet crime for another round. Let's keep up the good fight! If other parties wish to join us in our crusade then they are most welcome to.

Aerith's Knight
03-20-2011, 12:39 PM
Good, my vote didn't go to waste.

Del Murder
03-20-2011, 05:58 PM
Here are our tasks for this round. Viewtiful Prot and Sir Beardclava, this is for you:

The Minister for Foreign Affairs: your job is to choose one website on the internet with which to merge, invade or destroy. EoFF needs more power! You must provide justification, and a strategy for actually doing so. Your battle plan is to be sent to me via mognet message!

The Treasurer: your job is to design a "Get Rich Quick" scheme for EoFF so that it can become an independent entity. EoFF has been owned by a non-Cid for too long, it's time to take it back for the people! The only requirement for this task is that it is awesome. Mognet message it to me when you're done.

Both tasks are hereby given 48 hours to complete.

Don't let the JLI down! THE INTERNET STILL NEEDS YOUR HOPE

Aerith's Knight
03-21-2011, 12:29 AM
The Treasurer: your job is to design a "Get Rich Quick" scheme for EoFF so that it can become an independent entity. EoFF has been owned by a non-Cid for too long, it's time to take it back for the people! The only requirement for this task is that it is awesome. Mognet message it to me when you're done.

Both tasks are hereby given 48 hours to complete.


Simple, really. You get all the veterans and current users, and I mean all of them, to move to a site called Eyes off final fantasy, make it EXACTLY the same as this one, only on a cheap/free server. The EoFF value plummets, and you can but it all up with the ad money made from EoffFF.

Jiro
03-21-2011, 10:24 AM
We tried this already. OMGMG folded

Aerith's Knight
03-21-2011, 10:26 AM
OMGOMG was not the same. It wasn't even FF themed.

Loony BoB
03-21-2011, 10:35 AM
On a random note, every time I see this thread title I want to rename it to the JLS party. But not only would that be too insulting to JLI but most people here wouldn't even get the insult/joke. :(

Del Murder
03-22-2011, 06:43 AM
Junior League Soccer?
Juicy Lemon Slice?
Jumping Lizzie Somersault?

Jiro
03-22-2011, 11:56 AM
I actually thought I had a good idea on what it could be, but I forget. Joel Loves Sex party?

Loony BoB
03-22-2011, 01:31 PM
It's a UK boyband that rose to fame via X-Factor, something I understand is about to take over US television. They're kind of annoying.

qwertysaur
03-22-2011, 01:37 PM
It's Jousting Leprechaun Sammiches

kotora
03-22-2011, 01:40 PM
It's a UK boyband that rose to fame via X-Factor, something I understand is about to take over US television. They're kind of annoying.

I don't think I have anything to worry about

Madonna
03-24-2011, 09:31 PM
Two days of inactivity in your own party thread, heroes and villains; is this how one actively cares for a forum? I am going to have to see more love and action if you expect me to think you care about Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Depression Moon
03-24-2011, 10:04 PM
Don't you think its cruel that you force creatures to the confinement of a 1 inch ball and to throw them into violent battles for your own amusement?

Del Murder
03-24-2011, 10:33 PM
Two days of inactivity in your own party thread, heroes and villains; is this how one actively cares for a forum? I am going to have to see more love and action if you expect me to think you care about Eyes on Final Fantasy.
Why would we expect you to think that, Chocolate Agent Lynx? Your loyalty to a rival faction more interested in animal cruelty than serving justice would lead us to the obvious conclusion that your reasoning prowess is distorted.

As for the lack of activity in this thread, the presence of the JLI is needed in much more than one mere thread or one mere forum. The JLI seeks to maintain peace across all forums, and our duties to post elsewhere prevent us from congregating in a single thread trying to perpetuate some kind of massive continuous party celebrating how awesome we think we are, as may be the case for other factions.

Also, it should be noted that JLI headquarters is currently going through some renovations after a mysterious explosion crippled some of our defensive systems and resulted in the disappearance of our beloved night watchman, Mr. Completely Harmless Man, along with several pieces of weaponry confiscated from the Brotherhood of Elitists over the years.

Madonna
03-24-2011, 10:34 PM
The bonds of love and affection are what grows out of those hand-sized balls when a Pokémon is released into combat. And while it may seem cruel by some the means a Trainer must take to strengthen him or herself and their Pokémon, heroes are necessary should disaster and misfortune strike. Having watched Jirachi Wish Maker, Destiny Deoxys, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea, The Rise of Darkrai, Giratina and the Sky Warrior, Arceus and the Jewel of Life, Zoroark: Master of Illusions, Victini and the Black Hero: Zekrom & Victini and the White Hero: Reshiram, Mewtwo Returns and The Mastermind of Mirage Pokémon, I can positively assure you someone here needs to rise up and protect the world. I know you superheroes like to lay claim here, but Pokémon Trainers are real people who have learned to solve their own problems without "super" powers.

Del Murder
03-24-2011, 10:39 PM
How can you say you have solved your own problems when you send creatures to do your fighting for you? These callouses on our fists are not borne from the continuous handling of balls, but are instead the result of countless battles where we put our own lives on the line to take on real threats to the forums.

Madonna
03-24-2011, 10:44 PM
Clearly you are under the impression Pokémon is a [children's card game] (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/page-episodes-reverse). You have my envy for being so carefree.

Depression Moon
03-24-2011, 11:42 PM
This man is immune to my powers! Preposterous Depression...