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Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 09:33 AM
The Newbie Party

After two elections without any newbies being represented, it's time for a comeback. In these two years, EoFF has become less and less popular with newbies, and I think that this just goes to show how poorly the winning parties have been in this time. The Newbie Party is here to represent the next generation of these wonderful forums. To lead to a better future. To help bring in the newbies, to help keep them posting, to help integrate them into the community. The other parties may be out there to help the non-existent droids of EoFF and, for some reason, fisting, but that's not on our agenda. Our agenda is EoFF, our agenda is the future, our agenda is making this place better.

Of course, it goes without saying that not-so-newbies can also join me in this fight for EoFF's leadership - we recognise that older members with good intentions towards newer members are what will help those newbies enjoy this place. They can offer guidance and leadership when a new member is confused or wishes to find out something, or... whatever. Anyway.

There's more to this party than simply newbies, it must be said. We like other things, too. Chats, hats and stats is something that the winning #eoff party (who were effectively a renamed version of The Newbie Party in 2005) once stood for and I support all of these things. I also support cheesecake, members sometimes referred to as underrated and unrecognised, and finally, we support the revamp of the frontsite of EoFF. Baloki and Rantzien in particular are held in high regard when it comes to their continuing efforts in this area.

Finally, as party leader, should I win, I pledge to sing any pro-newbie song you guys can come up with. Regardless of how silly it might be, so long as it is pro-newbie and in good taste, I will absolutely sing it. I will also not only do what I can to bring in new members but also attempt to bring back older newbie-friendly members.

I may be taking this a little too serious for some people's tastes, but I can't help it. I'm just serious about newbies. I'm serious about elections. I'm serious about EoFF elections. I'm serious about Eyes on Final Fantasy. Super serious.

<table border="0"><tr><td width="550px">Members
Loony BoB (Prime Minister)
Melissaur
Bert (Minister for Foreign Affairs)
Christmas (Minister of Communications)
boris no no
YunaTidus (Minister for the Arts)
ScottyRedXIII (Treasurer)
Flying Arrow
Shaibana (Deputy Prime Minister)
Shiny
AstonMartin

Party Motto: EoFF's Past, Present and Future.
Campaign Slogan: Because EoFF is a place for all kinds of hats.</td><td>http://www.aiyon.com/keke/newbieparty.png</td></tr></table>

Del Murder
03-12-2011, 09:38 AM
No newbies joined any party in the last two years? Really?

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 09:40 AM
None of them were super-serious about being pro-Newbie, none of them carried the flag. I suppose the closest would be the Avalanche Party. But overall, no Newbie Party or cleverly disguised Newbie Party was a disappointment to say the least. We're two-time winners, dammit!

G13
03-12-2011, 10:16 AM
Maybe not outwardly pro-newbie. Hmmm... :plotting:

I applaud your effort but you lack a gimmick, and kids these days are only interested in the shiniest party. Note to self: recruit Shiny. The 501st Legion has no qualms about adding younglings to our ranks.

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 10:21 AM
I applaud your effort but you lack a gimmick, and kids these days are only interested in the shiniest party.
Not all of them are kids, and not all of them are as monkey-like as you seem to imagine them to be...

Psychotic
03-12-2011, 10:35 AM
Nice. I'll definitely be joining this party.

Bunny
03-12-2011, 11:17 AM
Not all of them are kids, and not all of them are as monkey-like as you seem to imagine them to be...

DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES

escobert
03-12-2011, 02:18 PM
:bigsmile:

Psychotic
03-12-2011, 02:24 PM
BoB, you should send out some more PMs, man. We're not getting many newbies in at the moment. :-/

Come, newbies! We wish to show the forums that you are human beings too :) And capable of many great things!

Christmas
03-12-2011, 02:44 PM
What a noble cause! As an older newbie that return or returned or whatsoever, I salute you! :bigsmile:

Let me join! I think this is the first time I ever join a party, since I was never here when election is on! For the newbie and those that like newbies!! :bigsmile:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/thpewpew.gif

PS: and you are capable of great things even if you are not a newbie or a human being! :kaoclove:

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 05:09 PM
Awesome! Thanks to Melissaur who has also signed up (although not yet posted, I'll bug her about that), we now have the required four members... although obviously I'm hoping for more.

Does anyone want to look into ideas for our requirements for reaching the next phase? We need a Party Motto and a Campaign Slogan. And if anyone has the time to make up a sig or two... :D

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 05:23 PM
melissuar joined my party

Unbreakable Will
03-12-2011, 05:31 PM
You must threaten the newbies BoB. :vader:

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 05:34 PM
You must threaten the newbies BoB. :vader:
And you call your party 'pro-newbie'!? Preposterous, I say!

Unbreakable Will
03-12-2011, 05:37 PM
I...I didn't mean threaten them, I meant promise them wonderful delights, like ice cream, candy, puppies... things newbies like. :shifty:

escobert
03-12-2011, 07:07 PM
Gooooo newbie powers!

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:12 PM
bert, you hath betrayed mine trust

Freya
03-12-2011, 07:55 PM
Hey I have two newbies in my party! xP And your party has whuuuttt? :D

I feel like you're exploiting newbies for your own personal party gain.

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:58 PM
my party has many members, join with us

escobert
03-12-2011, 09:04 PM
bert, you hath betrayed mine trust

Apparently you don't know how I roll ya Texan!

Nait
03-12-2011, 09:04 PM
Newbies, I salute you.

Fight well, and with honour, and live to tell the tale.

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 09:09 PM
mr completely harmless, join my party for pie, money, and tacos

escobert
03-12-2011, 09:10 PM
Nait! :love:

boris no no
03-12-2011, 09:17 PM
I am only joining because Bert promised me naked pictures of the entire party.

escobert
03-12-2011, 09:24 PM
:monster:

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 09:28 PM
my party has newbs, maybe you guys should merge with us to become the NEW CACTUS TACO PARTY

YunaTidus
03-12-2011, 09:29 PM
Fear me! For I have offered my services! Muahahahaha! :D

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 09:30 PM
YUNA TIDUS! I SUNG YOU A SONG< THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME



*cries*

G13
03-12-2011, 10:38 PM
Awesome! Thanks to Melissaur who has also signed up (although not yet posted, I'll bug her about that), we now have the required four members... although obviously I'm hoping for more.

Does anyone want to look into ideas for our requirements for reaching the next phase? We need a Party Motto and a Campaign Slogan. And if anyone has the time to make up a sig or two... :D

I will show my support of this party by making some sigs for you.

Loony BoB
03-12-2011, 10:51 PM
I appreciate it so long as they're lacking in slander! :D

boris & YunaTidus: Fantastic to have you two on board. :) Any thoughts regarding the motto etc?

Hey I have two newbies in my party! xP And your party has whuuuttt? :D

I feel like you're exploiting newbies for your own personal party gain.
It's not exploiting, it's what the party is all about. Improving EoFF. This party has been around since before you were registered, probably...

EDIT: I don't know how I missed Nait's post, but awesome. :D For anyone who isn't in the know, this guy was very big in the Newbie Party's creation. I think one of the four founding members?

ScottyRedXIII
03-12-2011, 11:35 PM
"There will be trouble when the newbs come out"..... but trouble in a good way.

I'm pro newbie and proud, flying the flag high :D

G13
03-12-2011, 11:38 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Newbie1.png

Do you have any preferences? Your lack of theme makes this a smidge harder.

escobert
03-12-2011, 11:39 PM
Yay Yunie joined! :D

Hollycat
03-13-2011, 03:11 AM
my party has 8 members now

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 03:59 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Newbie1.png

Do you have any preferences? Your lack of theme makes this a smidge harder.
Your reference to Scrubs just earned my undying bromance. :doublecolbert:

Psychotic
03-13-2011, 05:22 AM
maybe the motto could be this:

EoFF's Past, Present, and Future.

Because that's what this party is all about. Everybody was a newbie once! We represent everybody who was a newbie, everybody who is a newbie right now, and the newbies yet to join :)

Hollycat
03-13-2011, 06:18 AM
If who I just invited joins my party, its game over for everyone. Last chance to merge

Election Booth
03-13-2011, 06:45 AM
The return of Nait shows good signs for this Newbie Party. I'm getting shivers just thinking about it! Good luck to the noble Newbie Party!

Christmas
03-13-2011, 10:25 AM
And if anyone has the time to make up a sig or two.

Just use BoB's avatar and sig? It is newbie enough at least for me! :bigsmile:

BTW, how about some name change?

EG:

Newbie_Bert

Newbie_YunaTidus

or something? :bigsmile:

BTW, if we are doing that, can I get Newbie_Xin? :bigsmile:

Jiro
03-13-2011, 10:41 AM
Members should just use the name they registered with, unless BoB thinks otherwise. He has a staunch policy on name changes, one which is pretty valid.

Loony BoB
03-13-2011, 10:53 AM
I don't think that the Newbie Party should be about impersonating me - from the messages I'm getting from various newer members around the forums, the thing that makes them stay is the welcoming community and that involves being accepted as they are. People in this party are entitled to use whatever sigs and avatars they wish - but if that means using mine, I won't stop you! I'll just end up very, very confused. xD But, since other people are sometimes joining other parties because of name changes, I'm cool with people to have temporary name changes during the elections should they so wish it... but I personally believe that you should keep your own name. What's the point in making a name for yourself around this place just to change the name and be back to square one again?

Any sig involving hats is a great sig, though. I am totally all about hats. This is despite me only really having one hat. I don't wear hats very often, but they're neat to look at, and more importantly, it's just very fun to say 'hats'. Such a great word.

This election needs a roving reporter. :)

I like the motto suggestion by our quasi-member about our party being EoFF's past/present/future. For now, I'll put that up in our first post, however other suggestions are still more than welcome.

Christmas
03-13-2011, 11:17 AM
Cool! So I need not change my avatar and stuff like other parties, that really save a lot of trouble! :bigsmile:

Slogan?

"We will walk with you through the past, present and future?" :bigsmile:

Loony BoB
03-13-2011, 12:04 PM
Probably too similar to the motto! The motto is apparently to be about the party, while the slogan is to be about our campaign... I've put up something for now about accepting all kinds of hats, which to me symbolises that no matter who you are or how long you've been around, you're accepted here. It also includes hats, which as I may have mentioned, are pretty damned fantastic. But still, I'm definitely open to other suggestions.

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 12:19 PM
Newbies, you wish to be blindly lead by those who came before you? That path only leads in one direction, your slavery to the masters who hold you in their sway! Why would they wish you to be equals when that means they themselves become less than what they are. No,this is not the help you're looking for. This is what you need help against! Join the Brotherhood of Elitism against the JLI and take what you want. Earn for yourselves the power to sway and in fact ensalve those who seductively yearn to do such to yourselves.

Jiro
03-13-2011, 12:20 PM
You have my favourite slogan thus far, Newbie Party. And Loony BoB is absolutely correct in his assessment of motto/slogan. That makes me happy :)

escobert
03-13-2011, 02:35 PM
Members should just use the name they registered with, unless BoB thinks otherwise. He has a staunch policy on name changes, one which is pretty valid.

I agree with this!

Shaibana
03-13-2011, 08:21 PM
Pvt. Shaibana reporting for duty, sir *salutes*

ScottyRedXIII
03-13-2011, 08:59 PM
"FROCOBO SAYS NO" to name changing, so much confusion

Leeza
03-14-2011, 04:37 AM
Good luck to my favourite party. You will do well. :)

Unbreakable Will
03-14-2011, 07:11 AM
Good luck to my favourite party. You will do well. :)

Leeza! The 501st could use your dark kitty powers. One would imagine they would be quite useful when trying to track down renegade Ewoks. :ezpimp:

Jiro
03-14-2011, 07:17 AM
I dunno guys, Newbie Party is the best party.

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 08:03 AM
I dunno guys, Newbie Party is the best party.

Aren't journalists supposed to be unbiased?

Jiro
03-14-2011, 10:49 AM
I write pure fact-driven articles, but I'm allowed to have my own views. I'm just not allowed to push them on other people. In theory.

Loony BoB
03-14-2011, 10:09 PM
Y'no, I do wonder about how many people say we don't have many newbies in our party. We have a fair chunk of them. I wonder if any other party has more, in total or as a percentage of their number?

Full respect to the newer guys and girls around here. They're the future of this place, I tell ya.

EDIT: A big thank you to a member of the opposition who has helped to create the following banner/sig for our party. If you use it or not, that's entirely up to you - I don't mind. :) It's just nice to see so many hats in one picture. :D

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/newbieparty.png

ScottyRedXIII
03-14-2011, 10:33 PM
Done!

Shaibana
03-14-2011, 11:05 PM
how do i get that pcitures as signature?
:o the onlz way i know is through Photobucket!

Loony BoB
03-14-2011, 11:25 PM
[</>img]http://www.aiyon.com/keke/newbieparty.png[/img] :)

escobert
03-15-2011, 01:18 AM
The only sig I will put in is one of Puff Daddy saying "VOTE NEWBIE PARTY OR DIE!!!"

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 01:26 AM
I genuinely don't mind if anyone uses the sig or not, I just figured it would be nice to have a banner or something. =] I'm not one to force people into things.

Most of the time. :shifty:

escobert
03-15-2011, 01:27 AM
I'm more uh hinting someone should make a puffdaddy sig ;)

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 01:31 AM
Maybe Christmas can come up with some kind of artwork? =] I'm not sure if any of our newer members have talents with graphic design. Anyone? =o

escobert
03-15-2011, 01:32 AM
I know I don't :bigsmile:

AstonMartin
03-15-2011, 02:15 AM
wazzup pplzzz count meh in this "newbie party"

Election Booth
03-15-2011, 02:28 AM
Election Booth thanks the Newbie Party for having all the required information set out nicely.

Shiny
03-15-2011, 03:47 AM
I'm going to make a porn film. We will automatically win.

NorthernChaosGod
03-15-2011, 03:53 AM
I'm going to make a porn film. We will automatically win.

What a way to buy votes.

spirit
03-15-2011, 03:56 AM
I'm going to make a porn film. We will automatically win.


OHHH YESSSS!!!! YESS!!! YES!!! YESS!!! OOOOHHH!!! AH!!! AH!!! AH!!!!! OH GOD!!! OHHHH GODDDD!!! OH GOOOOD!!! YES!! YESS!!! YES!!! GIVE IT LIKE THAT!!! GIVE IT LIKE THAT!!!! AWWW!!! AWWWW!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

I mean, yes...that sounds like a good idea.

escobert
03-15-2011, 04:34 AM
I'm going to make a porn film. We will automatically win.

:bigsmile:
I would like to run for Minister for Foreign Affairs plz thx :D

Shiny
03-15-2011, 04:35 AM
^ hahaha that signature I love it

escobert
03-15-2011, 04:48 AM
we had better win just because of it!

Jiro
03-15-2011, 04:51 AM
That is a brilliant signature. I look forward to seeing what the Newbie Party comes up with for these tasks :excited:

G13
03-15-2011, 04:57 AM
Who's that handsome fellow in the bottom right corner of your guys' sigs? :bigsmile:

escobert
03-15-2011, 05:00 AM
A very sexy non dog bounty hunter ;)

qwertysaur
03-15-2011, 05:02 AM
It seems someone is a traitor to his own party. :bigsmile:

G13
03-15-2011, 05:06 AM
I just can't resist a good photo op. :jess:

NorthernChaosGod
03-15-2011, 08:50 AM
Eric is just a whore, but a loyal whore.

Rantz
03-15-2011, 10:51 AM
Man, if I had known you guys would be sporting sigs like these I would have been all over this party! Now I'll just root for you instead. :)

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 12:05 PM
Thanks Rantz, it's really appreciated. :) Always nice to know that we have the good guys backing us up!

Alright everyone, I've sent out a message to you all asking for positions to be suggested/accepted/etc. If more than one person is going for a certain position then uhm... I'll make the call based on who looks like they have more time on their hands. I'm really hoping for at least two of the positions to be filled by newer members, giving us a nice balance between older and newer generations. This would mean we have both the guidance of older members and the insight of newer members. Let's go! :D

Positions and the people interested in them are as follows...

Prime Minister: Loony BoB (confirmed)
Unknown task

Deputy Prime Minister: Shaibana
Task: Unknown task

Minister for the Arts: YunaTidus
Task: Which Final Fantasy character is best and why?

Minister of Communication: Christmas
Task: Run an effective smear campaign against the other parties and party leaders and/or members.

Minister for Foreign Affairs: Bert
Task: Unknown task

Treasurer: ScottyRedXIII
Task: Unknown task

Christmas
03-15-2011, 12:44 PM
I wonder what those unknown tasks are! But our party is alway up and ready for whatever challenges again! :kaoclove:

So those newer members dun hesitate and quickly take up some of the positions avaliable now! Dun worry if you feel you are not up to it, we are all here to help each other! :bigsmile:

escobert
03-15-2011, 01:05 PM
Lets do it Newbies and not so new newbies ^_^

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 02:00 PM
I've just been made aware that the tasks also need to be completed inside the 36 hours. I'm fighting for this to be changed as I don't think that offers enough time for us to establish who will have what position AND for the people with tasks to complete them. Still, it might not change and with that in mind, if anyone who is interested in one of the position of Minister for the Arts or Minister of Communication could start preparing for their task immediately in the knowledge that they will not have much time, that would be fantastic.

EDIT: The most important position to fill is the Minister for the Arts which requires someone who has played multiple FF games and is willing to write up a little bit on why they think one character is better than the rest. It can be serious or not - you may get more votes for treating it less seriously, so feel free to be creative!

If nobody is willing to do it, then I will do it, however as I already have the Prime Minister position I'm hoping more of you may want to get involved. =]

qwertysaur
03-15-2011, 02:50 PM
BoB it's best character, not best game. :p

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 03:10 PM
Ah. My bad. *goes to edit*

EDIT: Okay, for the time being - since we are short on time indeed - I am setting it up so that Bert is Minister for Foreign Affairs and YunaTidus, at her request via PM, is Minister of the Arts. Beyond that, Christmas has expressed interest in a position as well but we do still have three up for grabs so I'm really hoping for another newbie or two to get involved. :) If we can get two more newbies involved in ministerial positions, that would make it 50/50, which would be awesome. If not, I'm fairly certain that I can nag one of our older members into doing something. I'm sure they're all willing to help you out if you feel the need, too! :D

YunaTidus
03-15-2011, 07:11 PM
Alright guys, my first chance to prove myself! I fight...in honor of the Newbie Party! SHOW NO MERCY!

This...is...WAR!

Shaibana
03-15-2011, 09:57 PM
D:
anything i can do?

Rantz
03-15-2011, 10:00 PM
YunaTidus and Shaibana, you guys should be ministers! You're some of the coolest newbies around! Just go along with it and have fun, and everybody will help you along the way!

YunaTidus
03-15-2011, 10:12 PM
I'm already a Minister!

<--- Minister of the Arts, at your service :D

I'm working on my submission as we speak <3

ScottyRedXIII
03-15-2011, 10:14 PM
Any one taken the part of the Treasurer? If not HIT MEH!!!!!

escobert
03-15-2011, 10:51 PM
I don't believe anyone has :D

Shaibana
03-15-2011, 11:11 PM
:O id be honored to be yr minister :3

ScottyRedXIII
03-15-2011, 11:14 PM
oh.... i missed out dep prime minister........ meh never mind :)

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 11:15 PM
Would everyone be happy with this?

Prime Minister: Loony BoB (confirmed)
Deputy Prime Minister: Shaibana
Minister for the Arts: YunaTidus
Minister of Communication: Christmas
Minister for Foreign Affairs: Bert
Treasurer: ScottyRedXIII

Unfortunately that leaves us short on further positions for everyone else, but I really do feel that everyone here can help each other out. =]

ScottyRedXIII
03-15-2011, 11:16 PM
i'm game :D

Shaibana
03-15-2011, 11:23 PM
Yay im deputy prime minister ^^

What exactly do i have to do? (a) xD

ScottyRedXIII
03-15-2011, 11:26 PM
make tea? (i joke)

Loony BoB
03-15-2011, 11:26 PM
At the moment? I have no idea. xD

Shaibana
03-15-2011, 11:28 PM
haha ok :P
we'll see in time ^^

escobert
03-15-2011, 11:43 PM
yeah it's sort of a wait and see thing for the jobs that haven't been outlined yet. I'm interested as to what I'll have to do :bigsmile:

Christmas
03-16-2011, 05:02 AM
Wow, I see a decent balance of new and older members in the allocation of positions! :bigsmile:

We can all do this and win this together!! :kaoclove:

YunaTidus
03-16-2011, 05:19 AM
Minister of Arts submission has officially been submitted! I hope I did you guys proud :D

escobert
03-16-2011, 12:49 PM
I'm sure you did fine :p

Jiro
03-16-2011, 12:51 PM
I'm glad to see a strong newbie presence here now!

YunaTidus
03-16-2011, 12:52 PM
Did you start to doubt?! Never doubt the power of the newbs! Rawr!

Loony BoB
03-16-2011, 12:55 PM
They didn't even need any pushing, it should be noted! There were older (in EoFF years) members willing to take on positions but they were already taken! I have been impressed from the start. Have got to know a few of them too, and I think we've got a good batch so far in 2011. :)

escobert
03-16-2011, 12:56 PM
Newbie powers! :D

YunaTidus
03-16-2011, 01:01 PM
Here here! I noticed all my posts have been of the cheery persuasion. Shall I grab the pom-poms? >.>

Christmas
03-16-2011, 01:02 PM
Here here!

"Light give me strength!"...or whatever. :D

You play World Of Warcraft!? :bigsmile:

I like how Tirion just said that line and broke out from the ice breaking Frostmourne! What a K-ser he is! :bigsmile:

escobert
03-16-2011, 01:10 PM
xD

YunaTidus
03-16-2011, 01:12 PM
I do not play WoW XD

I actually play the rival MMO. FFXI :P

And I edited that post! I got it from Bartz :D

Shaibana
03-16-2011, 07:54 PM
:O ur starting to get oftopic xD

... Now lets rule the world!! (or atleast EoFF :P)

qwertysaur
03-16-2011, 07:57 PM
if you want pompoms I recommend the :kaocheer: (:kaocheer:)smiley.

Shiny
03-16-2011, 08:28 PM
I got a feelin' that we will crush competition. I'll be working closely with the Minister of Communication if you know what I'm sayin' :jokey:

I don't know what I'm saying.

NorthernChaosGod
03-16-2011, 08:52 PM
I got a feelin' that we will crush competition. I'll be working closely with the Minister of Communication if you know what I'm sayin' :jokey:

I don't know what I'm saying.
AREN'T YOU MAKING THE PORNO? :bigsmile:

YunaTidus
03-16-2011, 08:57 PM
Yes, Shai. We will ruuuuuule the world :cheer:

Shaibana
03-16-2011, 10:16 PM
Pompoms, hats ftw!

(... ive got nothing useful to say :( )

.. ill wright a speech nxt time ^^

ScottyRedXIII
03-16-2011, 10:35 PM
Ithink im gunna sport this new sig. Having a high profile celebrity back us will give us an edge!

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1276097896/Newb_Party_WINNING.JPG

Shaibana
03-16-2011, 10:46 PM
Ill support that signature... if u give him a hat :o
.. or i wil!! xD

Loony BoB
03-16-2011, 10:49 PM
Possibly a bit too tall for the signature limits around here, unfortunately! 400 pixels high, whoop.

G13
03-16-2011, 10:50 PM
I'll shorten it for him.

Edit:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/NewbPartyWinning.png

Edit2: Oh, he's on it.

ScottyRedXIII
03-16-2011, 10:52 PM
just about to do that

Edit: i'm not on it :(

Hollycat
03-16-2011, 10:55 PM
In the dessert, you will meet
Plenty of tacos for you to eat.
Cause we're the cactuar taco party!
We've got tacos, and parties!
So if with us you wanna mess.
You'll end up with 1000 needles up your ass

G13
03-16-2011, 10:56 PM
Are those Spam tacos?

Peegee
03-16-2011, 10:56 PM
This is the only party I might even consider joining

Will I be able to

sexor newbies?

edit

>fisting

wat

qwertysaur
03-16-2011, 11:02 PM
Posting in huge text is annoying. :|

Shaibana
03-16-2011, 11:06 PM
Gimme some time.. ill give m a hat ^^

escobert
03-16-2011, 11:07 PM
I'll shorten it for him.

Edit:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/NewbPartyWinning.png

Edit2: Oh, he's on it.

omg omg omg

Shaibana
03-16-2011, 11:07 PM
Btw.. mess and ass dnt really rime

ScottyRedXIII
03-16-2011, 11:10 PM
Shaib you can give him a ha if you like xD

Loony BoB
03-16-2011, 11:16 PM
Posting in huge text is annoying. :|
Yeah, I fixed that earlier post.

escobert
03-16-2011, 11:18 PM
This is the only party I might even consider joining

Will I be able to

sexor newbies?

edit

>fisting



wat

WE WANT PEEGEES :D AZN FATTY COME BE WITH ME!

Loony BoB
03-17-2011, 01:01 PM
Voting time, people! :D Get 'em in!

YunaTidus
03-17-2011, 03:10 PM
I will forever be known as, 'The Newbie who posted her submission the wrong way, lul!'

That hilarious revelation aside, I wish all my comrades the best of luck! Also, if anyone needs help with anything for the rest of the campaign, let me know. I'm willing to do all I can. :cheers:

Peegee
03-17-2011, 04:45 PM
you guys are so confusing. and i ran out of PMs. Just FYI

Loony BoB
03-17-2011, 06:01 PM
you guys are so confusing. and i ran out of PMs. Just FYI
Oh, yeah, that. I just fixed it so everyone now has what used to be 'Premium Member' PM space. In other words, you've all been bumped from 1000-1500 PM space up to 65535 PM space. :)

ScottyRedXIII
03-17-2011, 08:17 PM
Guess what party i voted for??????

qwertysaur
03-17-2011, 08:19 PM
Guess what party i voted for??????
The Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party! :bigsmile:

ScottyRedXIII
03-17-2011, 08:20 PM
ahh you caught me out ;)

escobert
03-17-2011, 11:14 PM
and we caught you in! You in and out-er :bigsmile:

Jiro
03-18-2011, 06:34 AM
you guys are so confusing. and i ran out of PMs. Just FYI
Oh, yeah, that. I just fixed it so everyone now has what used to be 'Premium Member' PM space. In other words, you've all been bumped from 1000-1500 PM space up to 65535 PM space. :)

I had to earn that limit, and now you just give it to everyone?! Truly you are a benevolent leader. Jerk :p

YunaTidus
03-18-2011, 06:35 AM
That is awesome :D

Election Booth
03-18-2011, 07:28 AM
Make sure all of the Newbie Party votes! Just send me a mognet message with your vote, plus an area of EoFF that concerns you! See the main thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136487-reveal-other-important-election-stuff.html) for details!

Crop
03-18-2011, 11:44 PM
I also support cheesecake, members sometimes referred to as underrated and unrecognised

Well it's about time! You have my vote....if I ever get round to it.

Loony BoB
03-18-2011, 11:45 PM
I approve to the option of getting around to it! Go you. =]

YunaTidus
03-18-2011, 11:49 PM
How much longer is left in the voting process?

escobert
03-18-2011, 11:49 PM
BoB just hack into his account and vote for him :p and all the inactive newbies in the memberlist while you're at it :bigsmile:

Crop
03-19-2011, 12:09 AM
BoB just hack into his account and vote for him :p

This made me vote right away. That and my undying passion for The Newbie Party of course.

Shaibana
03-19-2011, 02:58 PM
what does it take to vote? D:

Loony BoB
03-19-2011, 06:19 PM
The details are in the thread at the top of the General Chat forum. Basically you send a PM to Election Booth saying which party you want to vote for along with an area which you feel EoFF could be better - this can be by EoFF adding something, taking something away, changing something or improving something. If you need more info, send me a message for advice!

YunaTidus
03-20-2011, 04:02 AM
Congrats guys! High-fives to all of our efforts so far, and let's make sure we keep the competition on their toes. Drinks on me, raise your glasses! :moogle:

escobert
03-20-2011, 04:46 AM
Woohoo!

So guys, what website do you think we should invade? :bigsmile:

Crop
03-20-2011, 05:16 AM
We should invade a rival FF site and absorb everything they have, members, info, everything.
We'll finally monopolise the online Final Fantasy industry!

Loony BoB
03-20-2011, 12:21 PM
Square Enix. :shifty:

Shaibana
03-20-2011, 01:32 PM
Bazingaaaaa!!! :D
http://www.deviantart.com/download/154792999/Bazinga_by_calceil.jpg

escobert
03-20-2011, 03:51 PM
I kinda like the idea of a rival FF site. Or, what about invading FG? :bigsmile:

Christmas
03-20-2011, 03:54 PM
Or, what about invading FG? :bigsmile:

Only if Devil Man is still there. :bigsmile:

escobert
03-20-2011, 04:15 PM
None of the Eoff or Former EoFF members really post anymore. I stopped going there a few months ago because it's all people form other non ff forums now.

Loony BoB
03-20-2011, 08:49 PM
Us attacking Fool's Gold would be like America invading Ethiopia. "Why?"

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 11:00 PM
Because you can?

Loony BoB
03-20-2011, 11:20 PM
I think we can be a bit more ambitious!

escobert
03-21-2011, 12:23 AM
Whats Sqaure's main competition the JRPG world?

Madonna
03-21-2011, 06:08 AM
Competition, you mean?

Election Booth
03-21-2011, 07:38 AM
When this task was designed, I was banking on Fool's Gold at least being mentioned.

escobert
03-21-2011, 10:45 PM
Competition, you mean?
Of course you grammar nazi :mad2:

When this task was designed, I was banking on Fool's Gold at least being mentioned.
Well now it has been mentioned! It was the first site that came to my head.

Which brings me to, what site guys? It'd be nice to have some input from the rest of my party since my stoned ramblings will be representing you all :p

Loony BoB
03-21-2011, 10:58 PM
I still say Square-Enix! Alternatively Facebook. If we got control of Facebook we'd never die. But preferrably Facebook for me, yeah.

ScottyRedXIII
03-21-2011, 11:00 PM
Um up for spamming i mean invading Square.....

Loony BoB
03-21-2011, 11:02 PM
It wouldn't even really need to be an invasion, we could just take over their jobs while they deal with the more important issues in Japan. We'll just 'invade' by offering them a few good laughs from around the world. And possibly make a few adjustments and easter eggs to certain future FF games ;)

escobert
03-21-2011, 11:05 PM
I agree that square is a pretty good choice. I'll get working on it in a few hours to see if we get anymore suggestions from some of our fellow members.

NorthernChaosGod
03-22-2011, 01:59 AM
Invade 4chan.

G13
03-22-2011, 03:08 AM
I dig this party and what it stands for. You have my carbine rifle.

YunaTidus
03-22-2011, 03:11 AM
Sorry I've been kinda dodging the forums a bit. I certainly think Square is a good idea. You have my full support :)

Jiro
03-22-2011, 05:06 AM
Dodging the forums? Are you trying to leave :nonono:


:jess:

YunaTidus
03-22-2011, 06:08 AM
No! Of course not! Maybe I worded that wrong. I wasn't purposely dodging them, I've just been extremely busy.

I pick up my copy of Duodecim in.....10 hours, but I will definitely make time for the forums.

Real life has it's way of getting in the way. I apologize, but I'm not completely down and out!

Loony BoB
03-22-2011, 12:30 PM
Alright, I've done my two tasks so it's now just the Deputy, Shaibana, and I've let her know which tasks she can focus on over the next few days. If anyone is interested in helping Shaibana out, let her know. :) She will be carrying out the "Boring EoFF" and "Avatar" tasks - check them out below.

Boring EoFF: Do we need more events, and what sorts? Give suggestions and they may come true!
Avatars: Is 80x80 really enough? Or should we return to the golden 60x60 days?

YunaTidus
03-22-2011, 12:52 PM
If she needs any help I'll do what I can. Shai, send me a PM or whatnot. I won't promise that I'll be competent because I'm running on no sleep, BUT...I'll do what I can. :love:

G13
03-22-2011, 01:08 PM
I'll help too (if I'm allowed to :shifty:). :monster:

Loony BoB
03-22-2011, 01:45 PM
Does someone want to join the Newbie Party? :D

Jiro
03-22-2011, 01:56 PM
I'll help too (if I'm allowed to :shifty:). :monster:

I wasn't going to, but I'll allow it.

EDIT: What the fuck, I swear Election Booth just possessed me...



:shifty:

Shaibana
03-22-2011, 02:02 PM
Yay!! happy b-day to me =D

Christmas
03-22-2011, 02:14 PM
It's your birthday today!? :bigsmile:

Shaibana
03-22-2011, 03:57 PM
Yesterday actualy ^^ 21st

Christmas
03-22-2011, 04:03 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/136532-happy-birthday-shaibana.html#post2964258

Loony BoB
03-22-2011, 04:27 PM
You're six days younger than my girlfriend. :p Congrats on graduating from "young adult" to "adult" ;)

YunaTidus
03-22-2011, 08:02 PM
Happy Birthday!

Shaibana
03-22-2011, 08:23 PM
Gheghe ty =D

ScottyRedXIII
03-22-2011, 11:37 PM
sorry it's late but......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!:happybday

G13
03-23-2011, 01:23 AM
Does someone want to join the Newbie Party? :D

:bigsmile:

Shiny
03-24-2011, 12:00 AM
Ay bay bay happy burfday

Madonna
03-24-2011, 10:39 PM
What is new with the Newbie Party? Bring some zest to this election, unless you think some apathy is going to win your party the office. Have BoB's drugs taken their toll and left you all inert, lifeless husks?

Late congratulations on getting older, Shaibana. I hope you had lots of cake and ice cream and presents and friends and a good time all around. Dear smittenkitten, I wish the same for you two or three days in advance.

escobert
03-24-2011, 11:16 PM
when's the next vote taking place?

Madonna
03-24-2011, 11:21 PM
So much for caring for anything other than votes, buddy.

escobert
03-24-2011, 11:27 PM
Well I'd like to know when I should cast my vote, buddy.

YunaTidus
03-25-2011, 01:58 AM
I have to check in on my favorite party. How goes it? Anyone need help with anything?

*Has currently fallen victim to the Duodecim coma*

But I'm still around, and I'm still willing to pick up any slack in the chain :)

Loony BoB
03-25-2011, 10:10 PM
Let's get votey, people. :D

Apologies for my absence in recent times, unfortunately it got insanely busy at work. How's things?

escobert
03-25-2011, 11:30 PM
about to vote. and it's Friday so payday and weekend! woot woot!

ScottyRedXIII
03-28-2011, 12:14 AM
this thread has gone quiet........ too quiet

Shaibana
03-28-2011, 01:45 PM
aight.. i voted
but im a little confused now :o
is there anything i have to/can do?

Loony BoB
03-28-2011, 01:52 PM
The task time is over now, so all you really need to do is send your vote in to Election Booth. :)

Shaibana
03-28-2011, 02:12 PM
bah.. musterd after the meal :(