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Citizen Bleys
03-13-2011, 03:47 AM
OK, it's become obvious what my public wants, and that's banal commentary about arse hair. So, how about that arse hair? What is your favourite arse hair shampoo? Heh, I said poo. Personally, I favour Selssun Blue for my head, but Pantene Pro-V for my arse. There is no such thing as inappropriate pampering of one's arse hair.

So: how do YOU take care of your arse hair?

Jentleness
03-13-2011, 03:51 AM
Poor Bleys, gets no respect! :-/

As much as I have always enjoyed your moments of zany humor, I feel this thread is dripping with sarcasm. :erm:

kotora
03-13-2011, 03:53 AM
every once in a while I shave them off

Peegee
03-13-2011, 03:56 AM
it's difficult to remove, hence I sort of just filter out my memories of female anuses

so like how their farts don't smell, women don't have arse hair.

Unbreakable Will
03-13-2011, 03:57 AM
Arse hair eh? I'm with PG on this one. 'nuff said.

Bunny
03-13-2011, 04:02 AM
I have a standing appointment with a nice lady that takes care of this business for me.

Vyk
03-13-2011, 09:09 AM
The Arse Hair Gnomes

Nait
03-13-2011, 10:20 AM
Bleys, don't be sarcastic.

Also, sidenote.

Arse hair is a kind of add-on.

Citizen Bleys
03-13-2011, 07:48 PM
I feel this thread is dripping with sarcasm. :erm:

You picked up on that, did you?

theundeadhero
03-13-2011, 08:58 PM
I would braid mine into a dwarven battle-stache if it didn't pose certain... complications.

Shiny
03-13-2011, 09:53 PM
Kiss my arse.

This reminds me about something rubah told me. -_-

Remon
03-13-2011, 10:05 PM
Because Shiny was the last poster, I read the topic as : "Shiny arse hair" XD
This thread is pretty disgusting.

Rye
03-13-2011, 10:16 PM
Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair. :shobon:

NorthernChaosGod
03-13-2011, 10:43 PM
I just dyed mine pink.

Citizen Bleys
03-13-2011, 11:12 PM
"Shiny arse hair"

Race you to the patent office

Rostum
03-13-2011, 11:14 PM
Is it awkward to go get your arse hair waxed professionally?

Mikztsu
03-13-2011, 11:17 PM
Is it awkward to go get your arse hair waxed professionally?

Yes, especially if it's done by someone that is not you. :/ I mean the hair near the hole now.

NorthernChaosGod
03-13-2011, 11:21 PM
Is it awkward to go get your arse hair waxed professionally?

I have a friend who's gotten his ass hair waxed by one of his friends. He's a hairy guy and that just sounded awkward when I was told about it.

Vyk
03-13-2011, 11:29 PM
Seems weird that you'd want to wipe your butt with wax and then stick a piece of cloth up there. Let's all try it!

Citizen Bleys
03-14-2011, 03:40 AM
How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

Shlup
03-14-2011, 03:48 AM
When I saw the thread title and maker I suddenly felt as though I had been sucked back in time.

My arse hair does not require special care, for it is lady-like in its near non-existence.

Yeargdribble
03-14-2011, 03:49 AM
I shave mine regularly at the same time as my taint, sack and rest of my bits. The thought of having hair their just strikes me as nasty. Your s**t runs through it and there's no amount of wiping that will really do the job with lots of little hairs to catch that debris.

Maybe if bidets were common in the US I'd stop shaving, but I don't see that happening. US citizens seem quite happy with their rancid bung holes.

Laddy
03-14-2011, 03:52 AM
Yeargdribble, you should be happy I am a reasonable and forgiving man, for I have been eternally damaged.

Citizen Bleys
03-14-2011, 04:06 AM
I shave mine regularly at the same time as my taint, sack and rest of my bits. The thought of having hair their just strikes me as nasty. Your s**t runs through it and there's no amount of wiping that will really do the job with lots of little hairs to catch that debris.

Maybe if bidets were common in the US I'd stop shaving, but I don't see that happening. US citizens seem quite happy with their rancid bung holes.

Brilliant! Will you sign my tits?

Vyk
03-14-2011, 04:28 AM
I lol'd

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 04:37 AM
I shave mine regularly at the same time as my taint, sack and rest of my bits. The thought of having hair their just strikes me as nasty. Your s**t runs through it and there's no amount of wiping that will really do the job with lots of little hairs to catch that debris.

Maybe if bidets were common in the US I'd stop shaving, but I don't see that happening. US citizens seem quite happy with their rancid bung holes.
Baby wipes?

Vyk
03-14-2011, 04:51 AM
That's what I do, actually. I never use toilet paper unless its the only option available (public restrooms mainly). Otherwise I exclusively use wet-wipes

Shiny
03-14-2011, 04:53 AM
Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair. :shobon:

Keratin Treatment I got a few months ago nearly gave me lung cancer. So yeah, I would recommend it.

Jentleness
03-14-2011, 05:13 AM
How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

I am confused as to why you are confused about this.

Also, this thread is loaded with TMI!

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 05:20 AM
That's what I do, actually. I never use toilet paper unless its the only option available (public restrooms mainly). Otherwise I exclusively use wet-wipes

Baby wipes are where it's at.

Timekeeper
03-14-2011, 06:13 AM
:|

Citizen Bleys
03-14-2011, 06:13 AM
How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

I am confused as to why you are confused about this.

Also, this thread is loaded with TMI!

Bloody hell...

Vyk
03-14-2011, 06:30 AM
Well we've had extremely in depth discussions on our preferred peeing methods. Why not in depth discussions on preferred butt-wiping and grooming methods

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 07:02 AM
So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Psychotic
03-14-2011, 12:26 PM
How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?Did you not see the big banner at the top proudly proclaiming "Eyes on Final Fantasy"?

Jiro
03-14-2011, 12:38 PM
Posting in epic thread

G13
03-14-2011, 12:51 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/2e668a0d9406.gif

Mikztsu
03-14-2011, 12:52 PM
So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

Male nurse here

DMKA
03-14-2011, 01:52 PM
It's official: We've ran out of things to talk about on EoFF. We've discussed every concievable topic ever.

We have no where to go but up.

Jentleness
03-14-2011, 02:02 PM
We have no where to go but up.

I'm sure there was no intended pun in that statement...

Yeargdribble
03-14-2011, 02:36 PM
So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

Male nurse here

Dude, this has turned into a massive storm of controversy in every other place I've seen the topic. Half sit, half stand. Each half can't believe the other exists and they all begin arguing about how their is the preferred method. It turns ugly fast.

G13
03-14-2011, 02:38 PM
Standing vs. Sitting - the next sodavpop debate.

Mikztsu
03-14-2011, 02:42 PM
So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

Male nurse here

Dude, this has turned into a massive storm of controversy in every other place I've seen the topic. Half sit, half stand. Each half can't believe the other exists and they all begin arguing about how their is the preferred method. It turns ugly fast.

Oh I see, won't go there then. Although I'd love to see reasoning behind standing while wiping and how it is practical. I imagine it could make your cheeks dirty because when you stand up, your asscheeks kinda squeeze together again. :o/

Timekeeper
03-14-2011, 02:55 PM
Standing vs. Sitting - the next sodavpop debate.

I said this exact thing to Jiro when the topic was first brought up. Quit stealing my thoughts from my head!

Remon
03-14-2011, 03:03 PM
Why would you want to stand? Something might unexpectedly fall down and get you dirty. Sitting is much safer.

Timekeeper
03-14-2011, 03:11 PM
STANDING
PROS: Easier access to affected area, immediate gratification of seeing what you made in the bowl

CONS: Risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting, possible strained hamstring

Sitters will argue that when you stand up, the poo “mushes together” between your cheeks, but I can assure you that is not the case.

SITTING
PROS: More relaxing, very little chance of poo ending up on the floor

CONS: Small risk of accidentally misjudging and sticking your hand in the water, harder to cover all surface area.


I believe this guy has it right, and that whichever side you're on, the other side is weird. Article (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972).

Remon
03-14-2011, 03:13 PM
The hand in the water never happens. So sitting ftw :D

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 03:46 PM
I only know of one friend whom stands and we all think he's weird.

Vyk
03-14-2011, 03:55 PM
How is it harder to cover all surface area? Your cheeks are more spread when you're bent over the pot. Plus ALL you have to worry about is wiping, where as standing you have to be conscious of not letting your cheeks go together, try to still hover over the bowl somewhat, and possibly keep your pants from going around your ankles. Too many things to worry about. Just lean forward and get your job done

spirit
03-14-2011, 04:35 PM
I use clippers for the entire job and hope I do neuter myself.

Rantz
03-14-2011, 04:40 PM
EoFF, you've outdone yourself.

spirit
03-14-2011, 05:00 PM
DONT neuter...dont.

Yeargdribble
03-14-2011, 05:26 PM
I use clippers for the entire job and hope I do neuter myself.

We all hope this. For the good of humanity we're all with you on this one.

Vyk
03-14-2011, 05:30 PM
EoFF, you've outdone yourself.

Indeed, but as long as its done either maturely or civilly, I'm willing to discuss pretty much any topic!

Citizen Bleys
03-14-2011, 06:01 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

NorthernChaosGod
03-14-2011, 07:36 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The better question is: what is wrong with you?

Remon
03-14-2011, 07:38 PM
Yeah, what's wrong with wiping your ass? Or don't you? O_O Now that's weird.

Ace Protorney
03-14-2011, 07:52 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The better question is: what is wrong with you?

Exactly, first you bring up strawberry ballsacks and now you instigated a conversation about arse hair. There is something wrong with you, Bleys, and frankly, I quite like it. :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
03-15-2011, 06:03 PM
This entire thread was a sarcastic rejoinder to the reaction obtained in my rant about English. It was not meant to be four pages long.

As for the ballsack thing, well, it does.

NorthernChaosGod
03-15-2011, 10:46 PM
That's what you get for posting this on the internet.

escobert
03-15-2011, 10:55 PM
I don't have hair on my ass. that's how I take care of it.

Steve
03-16-2011, 02:32 AM
Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair. :shobon:

You should simply try plaiting it. It's such a liberating sensation the tight tugging as you do so is awesome :)