Arse Hair

[Citizen Bleys]

OK, it's become obvious what my public wants, and that's banal commentary about arse hair. So, how about that arse hair? What is your favourite arse hair shampoo? Heh, I said poo. Personally, I favour Selssun Blue for my head, but Pantene Pro-V for my arse. There is no such thing as inappropriate pampering of one's arse hair.

So: how do YOU take care of your arse hair?

[Jentleness]

Poor Bleys, gets no respect! :-/

As much as I have always enjoyed your moments of zany humor, I feel this thread is dripping with sarcasm. :erm:

[kotora]

every once in a while I shave them off

[Peegee]

it's difficult to remove, hence I sort of just filter out my memories of female anuses

so like how their farts don't smell, women don't have arse hair.

[Unbreakable Will]

Arse hair eh? I'm with PG on this one. 'nuff said.

[Bunny]

I have a standing appointment with a nice lady that takes care of this business for me.

[Vyk]

The Arse Hair Gnomes

[Nait]

Bleys, don't be sarcastic.

Also, sidenote.

Arse hair is a kind of add-on.

[Citizen Bleys]

I feel this thread is dripping with sarcasm. :erm:

You picked up on that, did you?

[theundeadhero]

I would braid mine into a dwarven battle-stache if it didn't pose certain... complications.

[Shiny]

Kiss my arse.

This reminds me about something rubah told me. -_-

[Remon]

Because Shiny was the last poster, I read the topic as : "Shiny arse hair" XD
This thread is pretty disgusting.

[Rye]

Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair. :shobon:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I just dyed mine pink.

[Citizen Bleys]

"Shiny arse hair"

Race you to the patent office

[Rostum]

Is it awkward to go get your arse hair waxed professionally?

[Mikztsu]

Is it awkward to go get your arse hair waxed professionally?

Yes, especially if it's done by someone that is not you. :/ I mean the hair near the hole now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Is it awkward to go get your arse hair waxed professionally?

I have a friend who's gotten his ass hair waxed by one of his friends. He's a hairy guy and that just sounded awkward when I was told about it.

[Vyk]

Seems weird that you'd want to wipe your butt with wax and then stick a piece of cloth up there. Let's all try it!

[Citizen Bleys]

How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

[Shlup]

When I saw the thread title and maker I suddenly felt as though I had been sucked back in time.

My arse hair does not require special care, for it is lady-like in its near non-existence.

[Yeargdribble]

I shave mine regularly at the same time as my taint, sack and rest of my bits. The thought of having hair their just strikes me as nasty. Your s**t runs through it and there's no amount of wiping that will really do the job with lots of little hairs to catch that debris.

Maybe if bidets were common in the US I'd stop shaving, but I don't see that happening. US citizens seem quite happy with their rancid bung holes.

[Laddy]

Yeargdribble, you should be happy I am a reasonable and forgiving man, for I have been eternally damaged.

[Citizen Bleys]

I shave mine regularly at the same time as my taint, sack and rest of my bits. The thought of having hair their just strikes me as nasty. Your s**t runs through it and there's no amount of wiping that will really do the job with lots of little hairs to catch that debris.

Maybe if bidets were common in the US I'd stop shaving, but I don't see that happening. US citizens seem quite happy with their rancid bung holes.

Brilliant! Will you sign my tits?

[Vyk]

I lol'd

[NorthernChaosGod]

I shave mine regularly at the same time as my taint, sack and rest of my bits. The thought of having hair their just strikes me as nasty. Your s**t runs through it and there's no amount of wiping that will really do the job with lots of little hairs to catch that debris.

Maybe if bidets were common in the US I'd stop shaving, but I don't see that happening. US citizens seem quite happy with their rancid bung holes.
Baby wipes?

[Vyk]

That's what I do, actually. I never use toilet paper unless its the only option available (public restrooms mainly). Otherwise I exclusively use wet-wipes

[Shiny]

Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair. :shobon:

Keratin Treatment I got a few months ago nearly gave me lung cancer. So yeah, I would recommend it.

[Jentleness]

How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

I am confused as to why you are confused about this.

Also, this thread is loaded with TMI!

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's what I do, actually. I never use toilet paper unless its the only option available (public restrooms mainly). Otherwise I exclusively use wet-wipes

Baby wipes are where it's at.

[Timekeeper]

:|

[Citizen Bleys]

How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

I am confused as to why you are confused about this.

Also, this thread is loaded with TMI!

Bloody hell...

[Vyk]

Well we've had extremely in depth discussions on our preferred peeing methods. Why not in depth discussions on preferred butt-wiping and grooming methods

[NorthernChaosGod]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

[Psychotic]

How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?Did you not see the big banner at the top proudly proclaiming "Eyes on Final Fantasy"?

[Jiro]

Posting in epic thread

[G13]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/2e668a0d9406.gif

[Mikztsu]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

Male nurse here

[DMKA]

It's official: We've ran out of things to talk about on EoFF. We've discussed every concievable topic ever.

We have no where to go but up.

[Jentleness]

We have no where to go but up.

I'm sure there was no intended pun in that statement...

[Yeargdribble]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

Male nurse here

Dude, this has turned into a massive storm of controversy in every other place I've seen the topic. Half sit, half stand. Each half can't believe the other exists and they all begin arguing about how their is the preferred method. It turns ugly fast.

[G13]

Standing vs. Sitting - the next sodavpop debate.

[Mikztsu]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

Male nurse here

Dude, this has turned into a massive storm of controversy in every other place I've seen the topic. Half sit, half stand. Each half can't believe the other exists and they all begin arguing about how their is the preferred method. It turns ugly fast.

Oh I see, won't go there then. Although I'd love to see reasoning behind standing while wiping and how it is practical. I imagine it could make your cheeks dirty because when you stand up, your asscheeks kinda squeeze together again. :o/

[Timekeeper]

Standing vs. Sitting - the next sodavpop debate.

I said this exact thing to Jiro when the topic was first brought up. Quit stealing my thoughts from my head!

[Remon]

Why would you want to stand? Something might unexpectedly fall down and get you dirty. Sitting is much safer.

[Timekeeper]

STANDING
PROS: Easier access to affected area, immediate gratification of seeing what you made in the bowl

CONS: Risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting, possible strained hamstring

Sitters will argue that when you stand up, the poo “mushes together” between your cheeks, but I can assure you that is not the case.

SITTING
PROS: More relaxing, very little chance of poo ending up on the floor

CONS: Small risk of accidentally misjudging and sticking your hand in the water, harder to cover all surface area.


I believe this guy has it right, and that whichever side you're on, the other side is weird. Article (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972).

[Remon]

The hand in the water never happens. So sitting ftw :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

I only know of one friend whom stands and we all think he's weird.

[Vyk]

How is it harder to cover all surface area? Your cheeks are more spread when you're bent over the pot. Plus ALL you have to worry about is wiping, where as standing you have to be conscious of not letting your cheeks go together, try to still hover over the bowl somewhat, and possibly keep your pants from going around your ankles. Too many things to worry about. Just lean forward and get your job done

[spirit]

I use clippers for the entire job and hope I do neuter myself.

[Rantz]

EoFF, you've outdone yourself.

[spirit]

DONT neuter...dont.

[Yeargdribble]

I use clippers for the entire job and hope I do neuter myself.

We all hope this. For the good of humanity we're all with you on this one.

[Vyk]

EoFF, you've outdone yourself.

Indeed, but as long as its done either maturely or civilly, I'm willing to discuss pretty much any topic!

[Citizen Bleys]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

[NorthernChaosGod]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The better question is: what is wrong with you?

[Remon]

Yeah, what's wrong with wiping your ass? Or don't you? O_O Now that's weird.

[Agent Proto]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The better question is: what is wrong with you?

Exactly, first you bring up strawberry ballsacks and now you instigated a conversation about arse hair. There is something wrong with you, Bleys, and frankly, I quite like it. :bigsmile:

[Citizen Bleys]

This entire thread was a sarcastic rejoinder to the reaction obtained in my rant about English. It was not meant to be four pages long.

As for the ballsack thing, well, it does.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's what you get for posting this on the internet.

[escobert]

I don't have hair on my ass. that's how I take care of it.

[Iceglow]

Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair. :shobon:

You should simply try plaiting it. It's such a liberating sensation the tight tugging as you do so is awesome :)