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theundeadhero
03-16-2011, 08:13 AM
We all grew up learning the tales of the pretty princesses and their ascensions to royalty. What you may not know is what they did after the stories. Life on the continent of Disney is expensive, very expensive. Many of the stories hide the facts but the truth is that in most cases the various nations of Disney were on the verge of becoming dirt poor during the times of the stories. What changed? How did they become the rich bountiful countries they are today? More importantly, how does the Pretty Princess Party finance their campaign? The truth is something you need to hear. The truth is <i>porn!</i> That's right, porn. After the stories the princesses of Disney are forced into pornography to raise their finances. In many cases <i>underage porn.</i> This isn't hard to prove - any search of the internet can confirm it. Many of these so-called works of art are far too shocking to post on these forums. Is this who we want to lead the forums? Do we want are decision makers and representatives to the internet abound to willing to sell themselves in order to make deals and get votes. Let's hear what you think.

kotora
03-16-2011, 08:32 AM
It's true. Most Disney countries to this day haven't even been industrialized yet. I've worked it out with some economic models, and their countries would in no way be able to function if it weren't for these unknown (until now) flows or money.

NorthernChaosGod
03-16-2011, 09:34 AM
Ariel's a dirty girl! :eek:

Freya
03-16-2011, 09:58 AM
Hey we never claimed our morals were GOOD. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8xCgC3w1zs) We just make everything look better than what you do.

theundeadhero
03-16-2011, 11:12 AM
Even they admit to their own dirty ways!

G13
03-16-2011, 11:52 AM
Oh my God! And I'm dating one of their members. D:

Jiro
03-16-2011, 12:46 PM
Sorry to say, but your girl may be a bit...easy.

Ultima Shadow
03-16-2011, 03:17 PM
The truth is <i>porn!</i> That's right, porn. After the stories the princesses of Disney are forced into pornography to raise their finances.


Do we want are decision makers and representatives to the internet abound to willing to sell themselves in order to make deals and get votes. Let's hear what you think.
I'm afraid the effect this is having on me is the exact opposite of what you intended. :(

NorthernChaosGod
03-16-2011, 04:56 PM
Hey we never claimed our morals were GOOD. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8xCgC3w1zs) We just make everything look better than what you do.
What kind of example is this to set for the newbies?!

Shlup
03-16-2011, 10:24 PM
This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

Peegee
03-16-2011, 10:44 PM
This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

>2962394 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136480-pretty-princess-pink-dirty-princess-light.html#post2962394)
>too shocking to post in these forums
>implying we can't do it

NorthernChaosGod
03-17-2011, 01:07 AM
This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

Nothing except that porn stars just aren't fit to lead.

Madonna
03-17-2011, 10:09 PM
This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

Nothing except that porn stars just aren't fit to lead.19 Pornstars With College Degrees or Higher (http://www.listaholic.com/19-pornstars-with-college-degrees-or-higher.html)

I do not see the problem, Imperialist.

I am more horrified the princesses whom are being sold into the pornography industry are being treated as if they are in the wrong, instead of victims. In order to prosper, their countries sold their princesses off for a profit. I do not know who okays such heinous acts, but they are probably as heartless as a certain dumb Wookie and friends.

Bunny
03-17-2011, 11:36 PM
George W. Bush has a bachelor's degree in history from Yale and an MBA from Harvard Business School.

College degree != leadership capability.

NorthernChaosGod
03-17-2011, 11:37 PM
George W. Bush has a bachelor's degree in history from Yale and an MBA from Harvard Business School.

Degrees != Leadership Quality.
This.

Also, it's wookiee, ass.

Hollycat
03-18-2011, 01:37 AM
proof of these accusations (as close as I could get in strict safe search)
http://teamhellions.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/jsc10.jpg
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/KimKarJasmine3.jpg
http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/sandy_summers/sandy_summers_sexy_cinderella_3kCoXab.sized.jpg
I think that ones too riskay
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4200000/Kiara-Kovu-the-lion-king-2-simbas-pride-4220659-1024-768.jpg
Look at that, kiara is prancing around naked in the savanah!

Christmas
03-18-2011, 01:41 AM
proof of these accusations (as close as I could get in strict safe search)


I think that ones too riskay
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4200000/Kiara-Kovu-the-lion-king-2-simbas-pride-4220659-1024-768.jpg
Look at that, kiara is prancing around naked in the savanah!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/cactuarparty.png

Dude, your cactuars are all naked too! Now who's speaking! :bigsmile:

NorthernChaosGod
03-18-2011, 01:43 AM
Lol, one of your pictures got snipped.

Madonna
03-18-2011, 01:46 AM
George W. Bush has a bachelor's degree in history from Yale and an MBA from Harvard Business School.

College degree != leadership capability.Yes, which is why you lead.


Also, it's wookiee, ass.Talk to your friend up there.

Hollycat
03-18-2011, 01:49 AM
Lol, one of your pictures got snipped.

I snipped it,

cactuars actually all wear a see through film

NorthernChaosGod
03-18-2011, 03:03 AM
Also, it's wookiee, ass.Talk to your friend up there.

Touche, but he didn't call anyone dumb.