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Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:10 AM
Do you work @ Square Enix? You know an AMAZING amount about anything FF.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:13 AM
Heh, I doubt Kanno works at Squaresoft. Although you are correct, he does know a great amount of FF info. He's a God, in my view.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:17 AM
*gives this thread meaning by dubbing it "The Wolf Kanno Appreciation Thread*

Yeah, that WK knows a whole lot about....a whole lot. O_o It's like...he never goes outside...of his jail cell? No, he speaks of going to movie theaters and the like...of his Mayor's office? Could be... WK is a mysterious guy.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:18 AM
He's... umm
He's sooooo Kanno! No!

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:19 AM
Uhm... well I've never really talked to him. And don't want to. >=P

G13
03-25-2011, 10:20 AM
Kanno is one of the nicest people you'll meet in these forums, and yes, he has a knowledge vault of everything Squaresoft crammed inside his head.

He's not been here for 3-4 weeks now. He's sorting out some personal problems, so let's wish him the best of success.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:21 AM
*agrees with Mandalore the Guardian*

Ppl "fear" him because they see the internet face of Wolf Kanno.
But I do know he can be nice and very funny.

(Note : He was in the chat room this week-end, that's how I know)

G13
03-25-2011, 10:22 AM
Go Kanno go Kanno.

I dont know him but yeah, he da man when it comes to FF knowledge. Although I didn't think they let games consoles inside the institute...:p

Chaos

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:24 AM
If this is the "Wolf Kanno Appreciation Thread", I'd better damn well post in it.

True, WK has a massive amount of Final Fantasy knowledge. True, WK is funny and helpful and cool...

However, to me, he has been quite a bit more than that. When we met, I realized that I had found someone who was a little different from all the rest, a bit left-of-center. I liked that. Some people thought he was frightening; I found him to be...refreshing, y'know? I found him to be exciting and intriguing. I needed to get to know him better, to get close.

And I did.

No regrets.

I've shared so much with him; he tends to be very secretive and aloof, but we grew close. We even had a relationship for a while, a very close, greatly enjoyable, supportive one. No homo though. Due to various personal circumstances on both of our parts, that relationship ended. However, my attachment and love for WK as a friend has not ended. I would still gladly share all of my thoughts and feelings with him. I hope he still feels the same way.

I miss him a lot in his absence. I sincerely do.

Ting-a-ling?

G13
03-25-2011, 10:27 AM
Wolf Kanno is one of the greatest people to walk these forums. He can turn newbies into decent members and walk over spam. And one time a lady touched his robes and it healed her blindness!

Or was that Jesus? Meh, no difference.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:29 AM
heh...That guy phrases japanese wrong though, He just uses the words from the dictionary and puts them into sentences. Ergh! >_< It bothers me so much I could seppuku.

He has somewhat a extensive knowledge of FF.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:29 AM
Heh, kanno is cool, I like him. He scares me sometimes, but it's a good scare :D

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:30 AM
*nods*

He's different and I like it. It's a pity really that he hasn't been around much lately. I like reading his posts, and I'm not wondering why some people are afraid of him. I'd like to thank him for fixing one typo from my grammar. Typo, which I thought wasn't a typo.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:31 AM
o_O

Kanno scares the crud out of me xD He's the only person who's been here that long; the only staff member, as well, that I know nothing about. Secretive doesn't begin to cover it, Jiro xD

But yeah, as much as he annoyed the piss outta a few of his with his early spam whore days, he's very cool now *^_^*

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:32 AM
Yeah Mandalore, I don't know anything about him either. Oh well.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:32 AM
Well, I gave him a nice wallpaper as a present, maybe that's appreciation. *^_^*

'Kanno-kun is a nice guy, actually, although he's overly secretive, and that has already been pointed out several times in this thread. Kinda odd fella. ^_~

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:33 AM
I don't know A LOT of people in this forum, but Kanno corrected me a gazillion times when I posted something that's not correct about some games. :mad:

G13
03-25-2011, 10:33 AM
:)

I don't know Kanno-kun that well but he's a cool guy. Secretive but cool ^_^;;.

*Memory goes back to the "dreams about eoff people thread"*

Have I ever mentioned that ...

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:34 AM
When I first join EoFF a long time ago, he was the only person I knew at the time, as he found his way to EoFF somehow and became a moderator there. And I could been there with him, as he mention to me that he talk about this site before at Mysidia(more at it later).

And EoFF is so popular, that he is wanted at various board a lot of times, since he is a nice guy. Just take a look at here or here also and you will see people all wanting him to return.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:34 AM
Wolf is kew. I fear him only because he's fun to fear :D I don't know him too well, but I know some parts... I hope that those parts disappear soon so he can get his ass back in here. I miss him... glad I got his chatname though. He shall get many invites ;)

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:35 AM
I saw him around a few months back in the FF7 forum a lot(the only place I really met him). He didn't scare me(I'm kinda wondering about that, you guys are weird), and I didn't really find him secretive(again, wondering. Are you paranoid, guys?). Me and him were the main posters in the FF7 forum for a while. He knew quite a bit about it. I didn't post in the other FF forums(except the FFT forum and the General FF forum sometimes), so I didn't know he knew a lot about the other FFs.
So, I didn't really know him(still wondering about how he scares everyone), but he seemed cool to me(more friendly than secertive, though I only did know him for some weeks). I like brackets and straw men lol

G13
03-25-2011, 10:36 AM
Kanno's cool. I don't know him much, but he seems cool (though, really scary).

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:37 AM
Why does everyone think he's so bloody scary? He seemed friendly and nice to me, also open.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:38 AM
Coz it's fun, of course. Why not? We need someone to fear these days.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:38 AM
Most of the reasons people have found him scary, btw, are not appropriate for this, a family forum. :)

G13
03-25-2011, 10:39 AM
Oh don't give me that load of crap, Jiro. :tongue:

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:41 AM
As soon as I came to this forum about a month ago, Kanno stood out to me as a truly interesting person. If I had to pick one person from EoFF to meet in real life, it would be him, hands down. I most definitely noticed he hasn't been around much lately, and I hope everything is going well for him.

*gives mad props*

G13
03-25-2011, 10:42 AM
If someone posts an Aeris rumor thread in the VII forum (which I have done on numerous occasions) that's when Kanno gets ANGRY! Believe me, i've seen him angry, and it ain't pretty. :)

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:42 AM
Um... then he's kew'. Well, in my very long time of browsing around these forums, about 2 months ago, I looked around for about... 2-3 weeks? Yeh, he knows an incredible amount of FF crap.

Um... he scares me a tad. >=P

So, I've been lookin' around here two months ago, left, came back and registered as Jiro. Bwah.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:43 AM
Believe me, I've seen quite a few long-time FF7 players go nuts over those threads. None of them are pretty. :D

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:44 AM
Well, Mister Wolf Kanno is one of my only friends here... he ranks up with Rye, Cuch, and Del Murder. He is a truly inspiring individual. As a matter of fact, I am currently writing a story about him, entitled "The Man Who Saved Sex." Of course, this isn't the place to advertise such a thing.

Kanno is frightening only if you are weak in constitution. He's lovable and furry, and he knows a lot about Square Enix because he eats Square Enix info for breakfast. He just rips apart Square games, memorizes them and stores info for later.

Oh, and he makes delicious Brownies. Yummers. Oh, and whatever you do, never ever ever ever say "hentai" when speaking to him or he most definitely will force you to search for it for him. that is all.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:44 AM
Yeah, why scary? Nobody here is scary. Weird, yes, but not scary.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:45 AM
I'm with RSL. I do not consider anyone here scary.
Pretty much everybody here is wierd, though.:D

Squeegee: Erm...nevermind.:tongue:

G13
03-25-2011, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Jiro
Why does everyone think he's so bloody scary? He seemed friendly and nice to me, also open.

I heard that he was a paedophile. o_O...That spooked me.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:46 AM
Meh does not get spooked.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:47 AM
You get mad though. You got PISSED when you found out what Tonberry called you. :tongue:

Otherwise, most things about people don't spook me. I also like strawmen lolol.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:50 AM
Oh, yeah. I'm back. I would have posted a thread, but this one serves the same purpose and is already loaded down with ego-boosting praise.

Unfortunately, you're all gravely wrong. In fact, you're idiots; there's really no reason to be afraid of...Hold on.

*stabs a pregnant woman*

Oh, yeah. It's been a long time. (http://kayarco2.homestead.com/files/zipped/ledrnr.zip)

http://kayarco2.homestead.com/files/neko.jpg

G13
03-25-2011, 10:50 AM
I never said this
"movverfocker!!! Raise the roof, baby, SCOT STYLE!!!"

I said this

The next time I called Richard Pryor's house, he siad
"The next time that motherf****r calls your house tell him to suck my d**k"

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:51 AM
O_O

Yo, Kanno.

(Dude, I didn't see my name on there.)

G13
03-25-2011, 10:52 AM
I don't see how you can find some poster at a Final Fantasy message board frightening. It's beyond me. You gotta be pretty messed up and stupid to seriously think that.

EDIT: By the way Kannoawaii, go outside. See the sun with your very own eyes...I bet it'll be just like how they portray it in Squaresoft games!

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:52 AM
*refrains from making a sarcasting comment to Mandy's last sentence*:P

EDIT: Sarcasting? I'm such a lameoid lolol

G13
03-25-2011, 10:53 AM
Hey, take that talk to The Kanno Hatred Thread. It used to be EoEO. You'll have to make a new one, I think.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:54 AM
Nice to see you back Kanno.

*Points to several Aeris threads in the VII forum*

Oh, and If I wasn't scared of you before, I am now, thanks to your avatar...

G13
03-25-2011, 10:54 AM
*dies*


kanno you cared the living daylights out of me with the
thing in #boxer

!!!!!!

*dies*

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:55 AM
It amused and intrigued me how everyone kept saying how scary Kanno was. So over the last week, I've started talking to him, and I honestly don't see why anyone is "scared." He's cool, and I already consider him a friend.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:55 AM
Kanno is cool.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:56 AM
To quote Timekeeper: "Kanno sucks! He gets all the women! Also, I'm a big Aussie loser."

Okay, okay. "To paraphrase Timekeeper."

G13
03-25-2011, 10:57 AM
I think I speak for all of us in the Militia of ex Disgruntled CIA agents when I state that we need to kidnap Kanno, throw him into an apocalyptic-esc arena and make him fight Pregnant women and dogs for our amusement.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:57 AM
Yes, Mandalore... yes.



No.

G13
03-25-2011, 10:57 AM
I don't know him, he don't know me, but I second that motion, purely for the entertainment value......

Also for the fact that all weird people should burn in my pebbled dashed underpants for all eternity.....

FEEL THE POWER!!!!

Now where are my Jelly babies?

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:58 AM
xD

Paraphrase, indeed, :hahaha:

...

Good idea, Mandalore the Guardian, so long as explosives are involved. I don't know how, I don't know when... but... it would amuse me? *grins evilly?*

G13
03-25-2011, 10:59 AM
Kanno would be given some form of tentacle-esc stick, the other people would have knives, what's not to like?

Jiro
03-25-2011, 10:59 AM
Excellent... tentacles and knives... I'm there. >=]

G13
03-25-2011, 10:59 AM
pfft...I wouldn't trust him as I wouldn't trust Del...

Jiro
03-25-2011, 11:00 AM
I think Kanno should distribute his superb salsa recipe!

G13
03-25-2011, 11:00 AM
Come on, I have to have some secrets.

Jiro
03-25-2011, 11:01 AM
...that might be one of the odder links I've ever seen in a sig. o_O

I commend you.:p

G13
03-25-2011, 11:01 AM
As it's know, you keep little girls behind the locks in your basement and make them call you "daddy", I can't possibly imagine what these secrets could be then. *_*

Jiro
03-25-2011, 11:02 AM
His vast knowledge of everything ever put in a Square game and all the mythologies behind it is quite frightening. Scares the :bou::bou::bou::bou: right out of me.

G13
03-25-2011, 11:03 AM
Thank you and goodnight. ( http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/5287-kishi-appreciation-thread.html)

kotora
03-25-2011, 12:10 PM
Is WK a bot? I don't think I've ever seen him say anything in #eoff.

Vyk
03-25-2011, 12:32 PM
Kanno's definitely one of my favorite among staff. But this thread got weird lol

DMKA
03-25-2011, 04:08 PM
I doubt anyone who worked for SE would hate on their games as hard as he does. :p

qwertysaur
03-25-2011, 04:19 PM
It took you this long to realize how awesome Wolf is?

Hollycat
03-25-2011, 04:25 PM
Is WK a bot? I don't think I've ever seen him say anything in #eoff.

...please tell me you're joking...
He posts new threads quite a bit doesn't he?
I don't get what you guys were saying about him being scary, I've never seen him say anything that strcuk me as scary/

Darkwolf090
03-25-2011, 08:16 PM
If Wolf hasnt seen this I will have to tell him about this...
Wolf Kanno is a cool guy yes he is one of my best friends in real life seeing as I know him from school and he dragged me to this forum.
I go to the bar with him every once in a while and work in the same mall as him, no he doesnt work at SE, me and him just sit around talking about games all the damn time from Final Fantasy to Mega Man X.
I am not as helpful as him you can say however when it comes to this forum but Im a AHole sooooo yea.

Loony BoB
03-25-2011, 09:14 PM
WK: The New Kishi.

Wolf Kanno
03-25-2011, 11:45 PM
34209

W...T...F....?

G13
03-26-2011, 12:10 AM
Thank you and goodnight. ( http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/5287-kishi-appreciation-thread.html)

We had a little fun with the Raistlin posts. :jess:

Psychotic
03-26-2011, 01:14 AM
I wish to kiss Wolf Kanno on the lips in the rain, and introduce him to my parents.

Hollycat
03-26-2011, 01:21 AM
Thank you and goodnight. ( http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/5287-kishi-appreciation-thread.html)

I see what you did there

Loony BoB
03-26-2011, 08:58 AM
Thank you and goodnight. ( http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/5287-kishi-appreciation-thread.html)

We had a little fun with the Raistlin posts. :jess:
Ahaha, I didn't even notice that you remade that thread when I said WK is the new Kishi. xD I'm just so used to people asking if Kishi is employed by SE.

Jiro
03-26-2011, 10:16 AM
The Raistlin posts were some of the best ones, I feel!

Mercen-X
03-26-2011, 08:18 PM
I've got the treads post limit set at 30. So the first two pages are entirely overrun by posts from Jiro and Mandalore. I'm conspiracy paranoid now. Obviously, Jiro and Mandalore are merely alts for Wolf and he's been talking to himself... about himself. This world no longer has meaning. :|:eep:

Freya
03-27-2011, 06:14 AM
So this is what you two do when left to your own devices.....


On the subject, WK is totally megaly awesome.

Raistlin
03-27-2011, 07:52 AM
This thread amused me heartily. Though it's probably not a good thing that I recognized my 10-year-old post and thus figured out what this was. And those are parentheses, you dirty Aussie.

On topic, WK hates FFX, which means he is a good guy in my book.

Forsaken Lover
03-27-2011, 12:05 PM
On every forum you visit there is always "That One Guy" or "That One Girl". WK is one of them (not sure which).

Oh sure, you might THINK he/she/it is some sort of god. Wolf's wiles are formidable and it took me a long time to find the man/woman behind the curtain.

However, now I'm able to see the truth, I ask you this.

Is WK is so smart, why does s/he likes Final Fantasy XII?

Exactly.

Jessweeee♪
03-27-2011, 07:32 PM
Because FFXII is awesome :confused:

Fynn
03-27-2011, 08:19 PM
It is indeed, Jess. The smart people on this forum know it. That's you. :jess: And Wolf Kanno! :love: The god of EoFF! I adore the guy ;)

Jiro
03-28-2011, 10:44 AM
With the responses so far, this could have easily been a legit thread. Everybody loves a little bit of Wolf Kanno.