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G13
03-26-2011, 08:03 AM
I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

Bunny
03-26-2011, 08:16 AM
I will go down on you with the fury of a thousand homos.

Freya
03-26-2011, 08:24 AM
I thought I made the best chocolate chip cookies. You deck.

G13
03-26-2011, 08:30 AM
I lied.:aimkiss:

Psychotic
03-26-2011, 08:35 AM
Make a post on a Final Fantasy forum.

NorthernChaosGod
03-26-2011, 09:44 AM
I will go down on you with the fury of a thousand homos.

Bunny wins.

Bunny
03-26-2011, 10:44 AM
I will kill any man, woman, child or otherwise that stands in my way of a good cookie.

NorthernChaosGod
03-26-2011, 10:48 AM
So what will you do if you go down on Eric and he doesn't give up the cookie recipe?

Jiro
03-26-2011, 10:59 AM
See, if I didn't like him, I'd just kill him and take it.

cloud_doll
03-26-2011, 02:49 PM
fuck fuck fuck!
But seriously give it up you're being a tease.

Skyblade
03-26-2011, 07:21 PM
And now I'm disappointed, because when I saw the thread title I immediately jumped to Klondike bar.

Only to find it is about chocolate chip cookies, which I can already make perfectly, and which was a tease anyway. So sad.

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-26-2011, 07:39 PM
I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

Rase
03-26-2011, 11:39 PM
I would give you a Klondike bar.

qwertysaur
03-27-2011, 12:00 AM
Challenge you to a cookie bake off, because I make some cookies that will elegantly dance on your tongue in a waltz of chocolaty deliciousness. :cookie:

Hollycat
03-27-2011, 12:39 AM
So what, I make the most perfect linguini ever. also the best potato casserole.

G13
03-27-2011, 04:21 AM
Yeah, but who cares about that stuff?


And now I'm disappointed, because when I saw the thread title I immediately jumped to Klondike bar.

Only to find it is about chocolate chip cookies, which I can already make perfectly, and which was a tease anyway. So sad.

How could you possibly make the perfect chocolate chip cookie when I'm the only one with the recipe?



I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

I already know what you would do though.

fire_of_avalon
03-28-2011, 12:21 AM
I won't kick your ass.

Alternatively I'll trade you for the most perfectly perfect brownie recipe.

Yar
03-28-2011, 01:50 AM
More like what am I going to do if you don't give me the recipe?

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-28-2011, 01:51 AM
I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

I already know what you would do though.

You think you do, but you're highly mistaken...

Cuchulainn
03-28-2011, 02:53 AM
I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.

escobert
03-28-2011, 03:10 AM
nothing!

Heath
03-28-2011, 10:28 PM
I refuse to take it, for fear that any future cookie I have in the future would seem hollow and worthless compared to yours. And I don't have the time to make cookies every day.

Hollycat
03-28-2011, 10:33 PM
I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like :bou: :bou: :bou: :bou:

G13
03-29-2011, 01:49 AM
You little :bou::bou::bou::bou:! That's blasphemy and a bannable offense! :nonono:

fire_of_avalon
03-29-2011, 01:52 AM
I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.
Oh... *swoon*

TrollHunter
03-29-2011, 02:13 AM
I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like :bou: :bou: :bou: :bou:

I did the same, horribly disappointing really. I mean really, pig waste for the chocolate chips? You don't even want to know what the dough is made out of. :barf:

Miriel
03-29-2011, 12:29 PM
Unless your recipe has browned butter and a tiny sprinkle of fleur de Sel, I'm pretty sure I have you beat in the chocolate chip cookie category.

I spent 4 hours making cookies today. They are so good. My cookies:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/chocolatechipcookie.jpg

Del Murder has already eaten like, 3. But that's just because he is in fact a cookie monster. :monster:

G13
03-29-2011, 01:59 PM
No, I'm sorry Miriel but those look disgusting. Del must have washed them down with a lot of milk. Frankly, I'm shocked that you would post such an unappetizing picture. I...

Who am I kidding, those look heavenly. The picture alone has moved me to tears. :crying2:

drotato
03-29-2011, 04:07 PM
Lol, nice. I'd like to see a better picture than that, Eric. :hattip:

Unbreakable Will
03-29-2011, 04:34 PM
Eric, as a friend, I can't let you provoke me. So hand over the cookie recipe before something horrible happens to you :smug:

qwertysaur
03-29-2011, 05:42 PM
The only way to take a better picture than Miriel's is to take one of her cookies, break it in half while fresh out of the oven and have a chip broken along the break so there is a string of chocolate between the two pieces.

NorthernChaosGod
03-29-2011, 06:42 PM
The only way to take a better picture than Miriel's is to take one of her cookies, break it in half while fresh out of the oven and have a chip broken along the break so there is a string of chocolate between the two pieces.

Or just have a picture of someone hot eating one.

G13
03-30-2011, 02:32 AM
That... what? Just no. It doesn't work! Someone hot is not always the answer, Julian!

Hollycat
03-30-2011, 02:54 AM
It is if they are made of cookie dough!

NorthernChaosGod
03-30-2011, 06:07 AM
That... what? Just no. It doesn't work! Someone hot is not always the answer, Julian!

Of course it is.

qwertysaur
03-30-2011, 06:15 AM
If the cookies are too hot then if the bite you take has too much chocolate in it you can burn your mouth or throat on it, and that is really annoying and painful. :(

TrollHunter
03-30-2011, 06:18 AM
I agree, but someone hot modeling for the cookies would fix that.

o_O
03-30-2011, 02:13 PM
I will trade you for the perfect jelly (jello) recipe.... <i>made of dittos</i>.

Unbreakable Will
03-30-2011, 03:15 PM
That... what? Just no. It doesn't work! Someone hot is not always the answer, Julian!

Of course it is.
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/BondagePenguin777/Versus%20Gifs/Facepalm.gif

NorthernChaosGod
03-30-2011, 05:12 PM
Reverse facepalm? :confused:

Unbreakable Will
03-30-2011, 07:23 PM
Perhaps, that or one of the most outrageous facepalms I've ever seen. I love it either way :bigsmile:

Shaibana
03-30-2011, 07:41 PM
wht i would do? not much.. i dont like chocolate chips

Unbreakable Will
03-30-2011, 07:44 PM
wht i would do? not much.. i dont like chocolate chips
:stare: What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with your taste buds.

Shaibana
03-30-2011, 09:29 PM
:O maybe i got dropped on my head when i was a baby

Unbreakable Will
03-31-2011, 12:02 AM
That's probably it, you should get that checked out ;)

Hollycat
03-31-2011, 12:52 AM
wht i would do? not much.. i dont like chocolate chips
:stare: What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with your taste buds.

Somebody use a holy war on shaibana