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Shoeberto
04-02-2011, 05:23 AM
What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? Or are you a dirty piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou:, walking around with your own filth constantly sloshing between your legs, spreading more disease than rats during the Bubonic Plague and ensuring you will never have anyone close in your life, ever again? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/549.html) Discuss.

I'm pretty clean.

qwertysaur
04-02-2011, 05:26 AM
Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do. :p

I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.

Peegee
04-02-2011, 05:28 AM
Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do. :p

I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.

why the heck do you have pokemon theme in your ID?

qwertysaur
04-02-2011, 05:31 AM
Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do. :p

I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.

why the heck do you have pokemon theme in your ID?
1) I like pokémon.
II) Poké Party pride.
C) There is no reason "C"
π) Too lazy to make a new sig for a while longer

Also to get é the code is alt + 130 on number pad. :p

Bunny
04-02-2011, 05:43 AM
I own a bidet.

Peegee
04-02-2011, 05:51 AM
solve for x

pi - x = 3

remember pi is a constant so if you put like terms in the same side you have to simplify

Bunny
04-02-2011, 05:52 AM
x = 7

qwertysaur
04-02-2011, 05:56 AM
solve for x

pi - x = 3

remember pi is a constant so if you put like terms in the same side you have to simplify

Easy
x = π - 3

fire_of_avalon
04-02-2011, 05:57 AM
x = apple

I am pretty clean! I don't like to smell like poop.

Jiro
04-02-2011, 07:30 AM
I do what normal clean people do?

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2011, 08:43 AM
Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do. :p

I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.
Fleas that were on rats.

Jiro
04-02-2011, 09:56 AM
Rats that ate human faeces

Remon
04-02-2011, 11:59 AM
My methodology?
Well. First I make myself comfortable on the seat. Then I take a huge amount of toilet paper and then apply it to my butt. I do this 5-6 times, until there will be no traces of :bou::bou::bou::bou: on the paper. After that I wash it with soap on the bidet. Finally I take a towel and dry it up. The End.

Timekeeper
04-02-2011, 12:01 PM
I do what normal clean people do?

Normal? How would you know what normal is? Do you watch other people while they're in the bathroom?

kotora
04-02-2011, 02:25 PM
I just wipe until no more poop comes on the paper

sharkythesharkdogg
04-02-2011, 02:41 PM
We don't have bidets 'cause this is Amurcah! So I start with damp toilet paper and when that shows no more signs of fecal material I move to dry. Seems to work.


This is a weird thread.

Mo-Nercy
04-02-2011, 03:34 PM
I chuck a few squares in the water before I sit down to reduce splashback. I am a folder. As for wiping, I go by the age-old rule "If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"

kotora
04-02-2011, 03:47 PM
"If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"

omg that's so racist

Shiny
04-02-2011, 08:56 PM
Who the heck something white coming out of your butt? Go to the hospital!

EDIT: oh wait I geddit. White toilet paper. xD

Jessweeee♪
04-02-2011, 09:06 PM
I just wipe until I'm clean :confused:

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2011, 10:04 PM
Baby wipes FTW.

blackmage_nuke
04-02-2011, 10:43 PM
I scruch and wipe, if I see blood then I blot rather than wipe.

rubah
04-02-2011, 10:49 PM
Also to get é the code is alt + 130 on number pad. :p

I don't have a number pad help


"If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"
this doesn't make sense, please explain


if I see blood bl-blood?! SO UNNATURAL.


Who the heck something white coming out of your butt? Go to the hospital!
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all the stomach pains
and the walking of the canes
when you, do come out
and you whisper up to me
in your life of tragedy

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another fool to roast
cause you!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
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I cannot deny
all the evil traits
and the filling of the crates
when you, do come out
and you slither up to me
in your pimpin majesty

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another stool to post
cause you, my tapeworm tells me what to do
you!
my tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
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Pull the tapeworm out of me...

I'm sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
just waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man
sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
just waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man

You!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY</em>

qwertysaur
04-02-2011, 11:08 PM
You use a Mac right rubah? If so it's Option + E then E. :p

LunarWeaver
04-02-2011, 11:54 PM
I obtain my desired cleanliness without any special acrobatics or math. It's worked so far, all's good. It feels nice to be asked every once in a while. I feel treated.

Peegee
04-03-2011, 01:28 AM
x = pi - 3
solve for x

Jiro
04-03-2011, 03:08 AM
I do what normal clean people do?

Normal? How would you know what normal is? Do you watch other people while they're in the bathroom?

I am making an educated guess based on the responses in this thread and common preconception of what normal people do.

rubah
04-03-2011, 03:59 AM
You use a Mac right rubah? If so it's Option + E then E. :p

I just want to come up with a good snarky comeback, but I aint' got none.

I'll go check your momma's face

qwertysaur
04-03-2011, 04:18 AM
x = pi - 3
solve for x
π - 3. Since π is irrational you can not simplify it any further. Rational numbers and irrational numbers are not like terms. :p

Wolf Kanno
04-03-2011, 09:47 AM
What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? Discuss.

I'm pretty clean.

Thank you for justifying why I rarely venture into General Chat. :ty:

Mo-Nercy
04-03-2011, 12:46 PM
What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? Discuss.

I'm pretty clean.

Thank you for justifying why I rarely venture into General Chat. :ty:
And what a time for you to wander in. This is about as good as it gets up here.

edit: down here, I should say now, actually.

Jiro
04-03-2011, 02:34 PM
That has the double meaning, considering we are discussing :bou::bou::bou::bou: and related activities.

Or as chat might term it, "defecation and amusement".

DMKA
04-03-2011, 05:01 PM
I don't wipe because I don't poop and therefore haven't a need to.