Welcome the NEW internet baby

[G13]

My good friend Will has asked me to inform you all that Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening. I'm sure they would have loved to tell you all themselves but they won't be home from the hospital until later and have bestowed this great honor upon me.

Join me in welcoming little Haiden Abigail West-Horton (fuck you Wes there's a hyphen, deal with it) into the world and the Eyes on Final Fantasy community.

[qwertysaur]

Mazel Tov.

Weight, height, blood type and 1.3 billion pictures will be coming soon, I presume. :)

[Raistlin]

That hyphen makes the kid 30% less cool. Sorry, but she will never make head cheerleader. And it's all your fault. And when she comes home crying because the 10-year-old boy who pulled her pigtails asked some other girl out? Also your fault.

That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.

Oh right, new kid in the world. Congrats, and I hope Nikki is suitably drugged up.

[Madame Adequate]

Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

[Freya]

OMG CONGRATS GUYS! Welcome to the world little one that can't read text yet ^_^ EoFF baby!

[Bunny]

That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.

This.

Congratulations on your time and money sink spawn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening.
xD You must have the weirdest concept of how babies are born.


Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

I see how it is. :colbert:

[Raistlin]

He said "corruption." Not "fucking."

[NorthernChaosGod]

According to you fucks I don't get laid. :colbert:

And I have drug connections.

[Bunny]

And I have drug connections.

Congratulations, you go to college. So do most of us.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My weed is better than yours.

[Bunny]

Colorado supply + California supply.

I have variety. You probably have guttertrash.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You have access to your dirt weed and my awesome weed, that's your variety.

[Bunny]

Boulder > San Diego as far as weed goes. Let's just be honest here.

[Jiro]

Enough drugs up in the West-Horton thread, kid's too young for that :bou::bou::bou::bou:. West-Horton is a pretty smurfing awesome last name. I mean, I am fond of hyphens so that probably helps (and also means I must now battle Wes).

But 'grats to Haiden. I bet one day she will be laughing at us crusty old dudes. I bet she's probably laughing at us already :(

Also...

...

:shifty:

I call dibs on godparent. FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHA

[Timekeeper]

Damn, dibs beats most things I can think of...

Congratulations on being born Haiden!

[Iceglow]

But nothing beats the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of calling SHOTGUN God Father, it's ok Dakoda can be the God Mother.

Congrat's Nikki and Will.

[Crop]

Can I be The Godfather?

[escobert]

yay!

[Psychotic]

Congratulations, guys. I hope she has a long and happy life. :)

[Dignified Pauper]

This is wonderful news!

[Hollycat]

YAY! Congrats!, pics of baby?

[Shlup]

Firstly, this thread is about Nikki and Will's baby, not weed. Congratulations on babies! I want pics!

Secondly, pretty sure CA has better weed. And the law allows us to carry more. So suck it.

[Hollycat]

I hope their kid grows up to be the second bill gates, that's my blessing to them

[NorthernChaosGod]

Firstly, this thread is about Nikki and Will's baby, not weed. Congratulations on babies! I want pics!

Yeah, but they're not posting. I congratulated them on Facebook already. :p

I guess I will here to be on-topic. :p

Congrats, Nikki and Will!

[Unbreakable Will]

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I am now the very proud father of a 4lb10oz baby girl. She's about 18 1/4 inches long. Thanks for the congratulations and more baby pictures will be up soon :hattip:

[Hollycat]

YAY! I love babies. Until the first time they poop after eating solid foods, then I don't at all.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Seth Rogan?

[Unbreakable Will]

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/image001.jpg
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb114/kmatis4/rogan.jpg
No but damnit you're kind of right.
I have been told I look like Andy Samberg though
http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt128/cmo2010/samberg.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lulz. Seth with your baby and Andy in the car.

[Shlup]

If Seth Rogan and Andy Samberg had a baby... and then that baby had a baby... it would be named Haiden and would be very cute.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I see what you did there.

[Unbreakable Will]

Hahahaha :D

[Peegee]

Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

I'm well ahead of you. If I ever visit Nikki I will totally devour their child!

PS: the babby is so pretty. I want one

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

[Unbreakable Will]

If you do this, I will name you godfather. :doublecolbert:

[Bunny]

I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.

[Hollycat]

If you do this, I will name you godfather. :doublecolbert:

I will buy the baby a gameboy (already got a limited edition sp one, if you want it) and a copy of ff6
What will that make me?
Im just kidding, what would a baby do with a gameboy...
Or what if I send you guys some toys r us bucks, I think I have some laying around, I don't like anything they sell there (at reasonable prices), so if I find them I will send them to you guys because the kid is gonna want toys right?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.

[Hollycat]

I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.
Plus they have candy, they're sweet!

*mew*

[Bunny]

I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.

Brutal in that they are terrible headphones, yes.

[Iceglow]

If I could, I'd get the kid a set of Beats by Dre and snap those :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty skull candies in half then decorate the beats with skulls painted on by hand.

[Jiro]

Look he was just trying to help the kid grow up right, don't knock him for his gesture

[Bunny]

Grow up wrong.

(These (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826106328) > Skullcandy and Beats by Dre.)

[Hollycat]

GUYZ this is a baby thread about a baby, please stop argueing and talk about teh baby?

*mew*

[Jiro]

At no time did I say I endorsed his idea. I'm jus' saying, the man is trying. Failing, perhaps, but trying.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Grow up wrong.

(These (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826106328) > Skullcandy and Beats by Dre.)

Those are also like 4 times as much.

[G13]

This thread is about a baby that was recently born, not about headphones.


http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/897/1288892595140.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

Being made Godfather is relevant to my interests.

[Hollycat]

Being made Godfather is relevant to my interests.

Stop spamming or I will scratch you Julia (no N for you)

*.....*

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're not a mod.

[Unbreakable Will]

Lol, while I appreciate headphones as much as the next guy, this is better-
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/Photo0416J.jpg

[Bunny]

This thread is about a baby that was recently born, not about headphones.


http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/897/1288892595140.jpg

We are discussing which headphones would better benefit the baby that is being discussed in this thread. Ergo ipso facto shut up.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, while I appreciate headphones as much as the next guy, this is better-
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/Photo0416J.jpg

D'awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Where do you live? I want to know where to send stuff so I can be Godfather. /smug

[Unbreakable Will]

Lol it probably costs a good bit to mail from Cali to Tn mate xD

[Hollycat]

If I had enough gas money, I would drive out there just to congratulate you

*mew*

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol it probably costs a good bit to mail from Cali to Tn mate xD

I could totally just stuff :bou::bou::bou::bou: into flat rate boxes. The USPS is my bitch.

[Shlup]

Everything is piiiiiiiink!

I bought this book the other day, and I highly recommend it:

http://www.schmutzie.com/storage/post-images/Lets-Panic-About-Babies.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1299626458209

[Melissaur]

Good Luck

[Unbreakable Will]

I love it, I shall look for it!

[~*~Celes~*~]

Congrats~~~ can't wait to see pics!

[drotato]

Eric, you're so great, thanks for this. :kaoplain:

And thanks everyone for the congrats and such.
Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud. :D


OH YEAH, PICTUREZZ!?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Renamori/Haiden/DSCN1472.jpghttp://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Renamori/Haiden/DSCN1468.jpghttp://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Renamori/Haiden/DSCN1456.jpg

[Melissaur]

Little alien~ HOW CUTE!

[Hollycat]

Little alien~ HOW CUTE!

I was thinking the same thing

[Bunny]

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.

[Shlup]

I love the squinched-up newborny look. People who look like tiny old men please me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:

Nonsense, metalheads are very loving people. I love my parents.

Also, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

[Hollycat]

Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:

Nonsense, metalheads are very loving people. I love my parents.

Also, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

we aren't talking about incest here Julian, we're talking about actual love.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.

[Unbreakable Will]

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)


Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.
Whoa whoa, Julian. The smurf, I thought I got to talk about her as well. :stare:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ninja, please.

[Unbreakable Will]

Damn. :mad:

[Bunny]

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

Nope.

How about an old fashion duel to the death?


Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.

Dad's still free game? That's how I like 'em.

[Unbreakable Will]

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

Nope.

How about an old fashion duel to the death?

Now you're talkin! :shoot:

[Hollycat]

Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.

Guess what I'm talking about?

Rabbits.


you should put the kid in a bunny costume!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dad's still free game? That's how I like 'em.

You do what you want with him.

[Unbreakable Will]

you should put the kid in a bunny costume!
I'll kill anyone who gets close to my daughter with a bunny outfit. :mymelbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Even if it's a Bunny outfit?

[Unbreakable Will]

Hmm... that might be acceptable.
Sidenote: I want her to have this hat --> :hat:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bunny in the hat, got it.

[Unbreakable Will]

:D

[Shlup]

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

You're not getting off that easy. Go change your daughter's diaper!

[Unbreakable Will]

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

You're not getting off that easy. Go change your daughter's diaper!
But they're getting smelly now :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Like your poop doesn't smell.

[Shlup]

Infant poop is the worst. The smell, like, infects you. Especially formula-fed babies. That is just nasty.

[Unbreakable Will]

Thankfully she doesn't drink formula now, and with these new bottles we have she doesn't spit up much either! :jess:

[G13]

But they're getting smelly now :(

http://www.videovat.com/images/1/080614-235618-stewie_loaded_diaper.jpg

Don't let it get to this point.

[drotato]

Lawls, Eric. That's just wrong. xD


Will, shut up! I will dress her in whatever I please. (:<
She would be cute as a bunny. :heart:

[Shlup]

Please put her in tiny costumes as often as possible.

[drotato]

Please put her in tiny costumes as often as possible.

Okay! :D
I wanted to dress her up as a tonberry, I think I will since she looks like an alien.

[NorthernChaosGod]

She would be cute as Bunny. :heart:

Fix'd.

[drotato]

Lawl. Then more jokes about who the real father is would pursue. P:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I approve of that.

[Madame Adequate]

People who look like tiny old men please me.

You like some weird :bou::bou::bou::bou: Amanda.

[Rantz]

I'm requesting pics of her dressed in:

- Vest suit
- Metal armor
- Eiko outfit
- Quina outfit

That's all for now. Hop to it! HOP!

[drotato]

Hop to it! HOP!

Like a bunny? :bigsmile: