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G13
04-03-2011, 05:18 AM
My good friend Will has asked me to inform you all that Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening. I'm sure they would have loved to tell you all themselves but they won't be home from the hospital until later and have bestowed this great honor upon me.

Join me in welcoming little Haiden Abigail West-Horton (fuck you Wes there's a hyphen, deal with it) into the world and the Eyes on Final Fantasy community.

qwertysaur
04-03-2011, 05:49 AM
Mazel Tov.

Weight, height, blood type and 1.3 billion pictures will be coming soon, I presume. :)

Raistlin
04-03-2011, 05:51 AM
That hyphen makes the kid 30% less cool. Sorry, but she will never make head cheerleader. And it's all your fault. And when she comes home crying because the 10-year-old boy who pulled her pigtails asked some other girl out? Also your fault.

That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.

Oh right, new kid in the world. Congrats, and I hope Nikki is suitably drugged up.

Madame Adequate
04-03-2011, 06:04 AM
Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

Freya
04-03-2011, 06:05 AM
OMG CONGRATS GUYS! Welcome to the world little one that can't read text yet ^_^ EoFF baby!

Bunny
04-03-2011, 06:30 AM
That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.

This.

Congratulations on your time and money sink spawn.

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2011, 07:12 AM
Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening.
xD You must have the weirdest concept of how babies are born.


Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

I see how it is. :colbert:

Raistlin
04-03-2011, 08:15 AM
He said "corruption." Not "fucking."

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2011, 08:24 AM
According to you fucks I don't get laid. :colbert:

And I have drug connections.

Bunny
04-03-2011, 08:28 AM
And I have drug connections.

Congratulations, you go to college. So do most of us.

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2011, 08:30 AM
My weed is better than yours.

Bunny
04-03-2011, 08:47 AM
Colorado supply + California supply.

I have variety. You probably have guttertrash.

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2011, 08:50 AM
You have access to your dirt weed and my awesome weed, that's your variety.

Bunny
04-03-2011, 08:51 AM
Boulder > San Diego as far as weed goes. Let's just be honest here.

Jiro
04-03-2011, 08:53 AM
Enough drugs up in the West-Horton thread, kid's too young for that :bou::bou::bou::bou:. West-Horton is a pretty smurfing awesome last name. I mean, I am fond of hyphens so that probably helps (and also means I must now battle Wes).

But 'grats to Haiden. I bet one day she will be laughing at us crusty old dudes. I bet she's probably laughing at us already :(

Also...

...

:shifty:

I call dibs on godparent. FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHA

Timekeeper
04-03-2011, 09:20 AM
Damn, dibs beats most things I can think of...

Congratulations on being born Haiden!

Steve
04-03-2011, 11:11 AM
But nothing beats the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of calling SHOTGUN God Father, it's ok Dakoda can be the God Mother.

Congrat's Nikki and Will.

Crop
04-03-2011, 11:25 AM
Can I be The Godfather?

escobert
04-03-2011, 12:29 PM
yay!

Psychotic
04-03-2011, 04:18 PM
Congratulations, guys. I hope she has a long and happy life. :)

Dignified Pauper
04-04-2011, 03:05 AM
This is wonderful news!

Hollycat
04-04-2011, 04:34 PM
YAY! Congrats!, pics of baby?

Shlup
04-05-2011, 12:35 AM
Firstly, this thread is about Nikki and Will's baby, not weed. Congratulations on babies! I want pics!

Secondly, pretty sure CA has better weed. And the law allows us to carry more. So suck it.

Hollycat
04-05-2011, 12:43 AM
I hope their kid grows up to be the second bill gates, that's my blessing to them

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2011, 01:25 AM
Firstly, this thread is about Nikki and Will's baby, not weed. Congratulations on babies! I want pics!

Yeah, but they're not posting. I congratulated them on Facebook already. :p

I guess I will here to be on-topic. :p

Congrats, Nikki and Will!

Unbreakable Will
04-05-2011, 09:54 PM
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I am now the very proud father of a 4lb10oz baby girl. She's about 18 1/4 inches long. Thanks for the congratulations and more baby pictures will be up soon :hattip:

Hollycat
04-05-2011, 11:00 PM
YAY! I love babies. Until the first time they poop after eating solid foods, then I don't at all.

NorthernChaosGod
04-06-2011, 01:25 AM
Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Seth Rogan?

Unbreakable Will
04-06-2011, 02:31 AM
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/image001.jpg
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb114/kmatis4/rogan.jpg
No but damnit you're kind of right.
I have been told I look like Andy Samberg though
http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt128/cmo2010/samberg.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
04-06-2011, 09:53 AM
Lulz. Seth with your baby and Andy in the car.

Shlup
04-06-2011, 08:21 PM
If Seth Rogan and Andy Samberg had a baby... and then that baby had a baby... it would be named Haiden and would be very cute.

NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2011, 02:00 AM
I see what you did there.

Unbreakable Will
04-07-2011, 04:23 PM
Hahahaha :D

Peegee
04-07-2011, 04:26 PM
Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

I'm well ahead of you. If I ever visit Nikki I will totally devour their child!

PS: the babby is so pretty. I want one

NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2011, 06:13 PM
I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Unbreakable Will
04-07-2011, 06:20 PM
If you do this, I will name you godfather. :doublecolbert:

Bunny
04-07-2011, 07:32 PM
I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.

Hollycat
04-07-2011, 07:42 PM
If you do this, I will name you godfather. :doublecolbert:

I will buy the baby a gameboy (already got a limited edition sp one, if you want it) and a copy of ff6
What will that make me?
Im just kidding, what would a baby do with a gameboy...
Or what if I send you guys some toys r us bucks, I think I have some laying around, I don't like anything they sell there (at reasonable prices), so if I find them I will send them to you guys because the kid is gonna want toys right?

NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2011, 10:18 PM
I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.

Hollycat
04-07-2011, 11:13 PM
I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.
Plus they have candy, they're sweet!

*mew*

Bunny
04-07-2011, 11:29 PM
I think I'll get the baby some Skull Candies and a MP3 player full of metal.

Skullcandy are terrible.
They have skulls on them; they're brutal.

Brutal in that they are terrible headphones, yes.

Steve
04-07-2011, 11:40 PM
If I could, I'd get the kid a set of Beats by Dre and snap those :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty skull candies in half then decorate the beats with skulls painted on by hand.

Jiro
04-08-2011, 12:10 AM
Look he was just trying to help the kid grow up right, don't knock him for his gesture

Bunny
04-08-2011, 12:12 AM
Grow up wrong.

(These (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826106328) > Skullcandy and Beats by Dre.)

Hollycat
04-08-2011, 12:20 AM
GUYZ this is a baby thread about a baby, please stop argueing and talk about teh baby?

*mew*

Jiro
04-08-2011, 12:22 AM
At no time did I say I endorsed his idea. I'm jus' saying, the man is trying. Failing, perhaps, but trying.

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2011, 01:11 AM
Grow up wrong.

(These (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826106328) > Skullcandy and Beats by Dre.)

Those are also like 4 times as much.

G13
04-08-2011, 01:22 AM
This thread is about a baby that was recently born, not about headphones.


http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/897/1288892595140.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2011, 01:27 AM
Being made Godfather is relevant to my interests.

Hollycat
04-08-2011, 01:48 AM
Being made Godfather is relevant to my interests.

Stop spamming or I will scratch you Julia (no N for you)

*.....*

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2011, 01:51 AM
You're not a mod.

Unbreakable Will
04-08-2011, 01:55 AM
Lol, while I appreciate headphones as much as the next guy, this is better-
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/Photo0416J.jpg

Bunny
04-08-2011, 01:55 AM
This thread is about a baby that was recently born, not about headphones.


http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/897/1288892595140.jpg

We are discussing which headphones would better benefit the baby that is being discussed in this thread. Ergo ipso facto shut up.

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2011, 02:44 AM
Lol, while I appreciate headphones as much as the next guy, this is better-
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/Photo0416J.jpg

D'awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Where do you live? I want to know where to send stuff so I can be Godfather. /smug

Unbreakable Will
04-08-2011, 03:01 AM
Lol it probably costs a good bit to mail from Cali to Tn mate xD

Hollycat
04-08-2011, 03:05 AM
If I had enough gas money, I would drive out there just to congratulate you

*mew*

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2011, 03:17 AM
Lol it probably costs a good bit to mail from Cali to Tn mate xD

I could totally just stuff :bou::bou::bou::bou: into flat rate boxes. The USPS is my bitch.

Shlup
04-08-2011, 07:04 AM
Everything is piiiiiiiink!

I bought this book the other day, and I highly recommend it:

http://www.schmutzie.com/storage/post-images/Lets-Panic-About-Babies.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1299626458209

Melissaur
04-08-2011, 05:51 PM
Good Luck

Unbreakable Will
04-08-2011, 11:53 PM
I love it, I shall look for it!

~*~Celes~*~
04-10-2011, 03:02 AM
Congrats~~~ can't wait to see pics!

drotato
04-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Eric, you're so great, thanks for this. :kaoplain:

And thanks everyone for the congrats and such.
Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:

Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud. :D


OH YEAH, PICTUREZZ!?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Renamori/Haiden/DSCN1472.jpghttp://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Renamori/Haiden/DSCN1468.jpghttp://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Renamori/Haiden/DSCN1456.jpg

Melissaur
04-13-2011, 10:56 PM
Little alien~ HOW CUTE!

Hollycat
04-13-2011, 10:58 PM
Little alien~ HOW CUTE!

I was thinking the same thing

Bunny
04-14-2011, 01:51 AM
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.

Shlup
04-14-2011, 02:01 AM
I love the squinched-up newborny look. People who look like tiny old men please me.

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 02:18 AM
Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:

Nonsense, metalheads are very loving people. I love my parents.

Also, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Hollycat
04-14-2011, 04:18 AM
Julian... Do not turn my child into a heavy metal rebel who hates me. (:
Even though Will is probably just going to do that on his own. :colbert:

Nonsense, metalheads are very loving people. I love my parents.

Also, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

we aren't talking about incest here Julian, we're talking about actual love.

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 04:31 AM
Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 04:44 AM
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)


Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.
Whoa whoa, Julian. The smurf, I thought I got to talk about her as well. :stare:

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 05:06 AM
Ninja, please.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 05:12 AM
Damn. :mad:

Bunny
04-14-2011, 05:14 AM
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

Nope.

How about an old fashion duel to the death?


Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.

Dad's still free game? That's how I like 'em.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 05:19 AM
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

Nope.

How about an old fashion duel to the death?

Now you're talkin! :shoot:

Hollycat
04-14-2011, 05:19 AM
Yeah, only Steve gets to talk about my mother.

Guess what I'm talking about?

Rabbits.


you should put the kid in a bunny costume!

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 05:24 AM
Dad's still free game? That's how I like 'em.

You do what you want with him.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 06:14 AM
you should put the kid in a bunny costume!
I'll kill anyone who gets close to my daughter with a bunny outfit. :mymelbert:

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 06:23 AM
Even if it's a Bunny outfit?

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 06:28 AM
Hmm... that might be acceptable.
Sidenote: I want her to have this hat --> :hat:

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 06:33 AM
Bunny in the hat, got it.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 06:35 AM
:D

Shlup
04-14-2011, 06:53 AM
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

You're not getting off that easy. Go change your daughter's diaper!

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 06:55 AM
Btw, Bunny, she gives everyone the dirtiest looks, you would be so proud

Clearly we know who the real father is.
Did someone say paternity test? ;)

You're not getting off that easy. Go change your daughter's diaper!
But they're getting smelly now :(

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 06:56 AM
Like your poop doesn't smell.

Shlup
04-14-2011, 06:56 AM
Infant poop is the worst. The smell, like, infects you. Especially formula-fed babies. That is just nasty.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 06:57 AM
Thankfully she doesn't drink formula now, and with these new bottles we have she doesn't spit up much either! :jess:

G13
04-14-2011, 09:01 AM
But they're getting smelly now :(

http://www.videovat.com/images/1/080614-235618-stewie_loaded_diaper.jpg

Don't let it get to this point.

drotato
04-16-2011, 01:18 AM
Lawls, Eric. That's just wrong. xD


Will, shut up! I will dress her in whatever I please. (:<
She would be cute as a bunny. :heart:

Shlup
04-16-2011, 01:35 AM
Please put her in tiny costumes as often as possible.

drotato
04-16-2011, 01:38 AM
Please put her in tiny costumes as often as possible.

Okay! :D
I wanted to dress her up as a tonberry, I think I will since she looks like an alien.

NorthernChaosGod
04-16-2011, 02:09 AM
She would be cute as Bunny. :heart:

Fix'd.

drotato
04-17-2011, 01:07 AM
Lawl. Then more jokes about who the real father is would pursue. P:

NorthernChaosGod
04-17-2011, 01:19 AM
I approve of that.

Madame Adequate
04-17-2011, 04:34 AM
People who look like tiny old men please me.

You like some weird :bou::bou::bou::bou: Amanda.

Rantz
04-17-2011, 05:20 AM
I'm requesting pics of her dressed in:

- Vest suit
- Metal armor
- Eiko outfit
- Quina outfit

That's all for now. Hop to it! HOP!

drotato
04-17-2011, 05:16 PM
Hop to it! HOP!

Like a bunny? :bigsmile: