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Shiny
04-03-2011, 10:12 PM
I was sitting here on my computer, and the glare from the screen reflected my freakishly long arms.

This is a self-portrait:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/3551413282_9f7e9d8c77_o.jpg


What on your body is freakish? Please don't/do go into detail.

Jessweeee♪
04-03-2011, 10:15 PM
The teeth in the front of my bottom row are so crooked and jagged it's not even funny!

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-03-2011, 10:22 PM
Double-jointed in my shoulder blades. I can make it look like I'm about to sprout wings. :D

kotora
04-03-2011, 10:32 PM
I'm so good looking it creeps people out.

Shlup
04-04-2011, 01:45 AM
My toes are long.

fire_of_avalon
04-04-2011, 04:49 AM
My second and third toe are both longer than my big toe.

Timekeeper
04-04-2011, 04:54 AM
I also have 'spaghetti arms'.

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2011, 04:58 AM
One testicle hangs lower than the other.

rubah
04-04-2011, 05:56 AM
My body is Venusian.

Yar
04-04-2011, 05:56 AM
Julian: That's normal.

Shiny: I'm Justy Left-Eye Lopes ;) :(

Jiro
04-04-2011, 06:23 AM
There is a cavity in my chest where I imagine you humans have your "hearts".

I can rotate just the lower part of my leg so that my right foot faces right and my knee faces forwards.

I can and do crack my neck/shoulders/knees quite violently. People think I am breaking bones occasionally.

I'm pretty normal, yo

Bunny
04-04-2011, 06:24 AM
I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

Jiro
04-04-2011, 06:41 AM
Multiple dicks huh

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2011, 07:09 AM
Julian: That's normal.
That's the joke.


I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

:stare:

Bunny
04-04-2011, 07:25 AM
Is there something wrong with that? Isn't that... normal?

What the hell.

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2011, 07:26 AM
You win.

Shaka Zulu
04-04-2011, 09:19 AM
The length of my whipping hair, is freakish and accepted in my Zulu Tribe in Northern Canada.

qwertysaur
04-04-2011, 06:14 PM
I can touch my chin as well as my nose, using my tongue. :p (:quina: might be more appropriate here though :bigsmile:)

I'm also very very thin, when I put my hard around my wrist my thumb will touch the first joint of my middle finger.

I have gray eyes, so they will appear to change color based on what I am wearing. :p

I find it very comfortable to sit in a full lotus position for long periods of time, I can enter said position without using my hands.

My cousin can rotate her arm 180 degrees, while keeping the rest of her body still.

Peegee
04-04-2011, 08:35 PM
I have a freakishly thin wrist. It's like 6.5 inches

Fuzakeru
04-05-2011, 08:42 PM
I have huge leg muscles. :( I do a lot of cardio biking cause I hate treadmills and hiking and I'm a freak for it!

Remon
04-05-2011, 09:11 PM
Um...asymmetrical ears :(

Vermachtnis
04-05-2011, 09:19 PM
My nose looks like a penis.

Peegee
04-05-2011, 10:45 PM
My nose looks like a penis.

WHY I CAN'T REP

Unbreakable Will
04-05-2011, 11:34 PM
My tongue can touch just over the tip of my nose and my hands look huge on my tiny wrists.

kotora
04-05-2011, 11:36 PM
My nose looks like a penis.

I bet it gets blown a lot

Bunny
04-06-2011, 12:36 AM
My nose looks like a penis.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/e/e5/553Krookodile.png/576px-553Krookodile.png

Rase
04-06-2011, 12:46 AM
http://juniorgoulart.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/freakazoid.jpg

sharkythesharkdogg
04-06-2011, 01:26 AM
I have a long, thin "Julia Roberts" style horse face. :|


People try to feed me apples.


I have really skinny chicken legs, with lots of hair on them. It's hard to give you a mental picture. They just look awkward.


So yeah, I'm a BAMF. I know.

Shiny
04-06-2011, 05:13 AM
http://juniorgoulart.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/freakazoid.jpg
Exactly, and the fact that you posted that after penis nose.


I have a long, thin "Julia Roberts" style horse face. :|


People try to feed me apples.

hahahaha

I feel for you.

Citizen Bleys
04-06-2011, 05:49 AM
It's my mind that's warped.

I do believe that means I win this thread.

DMKA
04-06-2011, 05:55 AM
Oh come now, you're just begging for some bannable replies.

~*~Celes~*~
04-10-2011, 04:24 AM
Nothing abnormal about me :(

kotora
04-10-2011, 11:32 AM
Nothing abnormal about me :(

Hey come on there's nothing wrong with that. You just can't hang around with us special kids anymore.

Laddy
04-10-2011, 06:07 PM
I have man hands and girly fingers.

Also, big nose is big.

Rostum
04-11-2011, 09:47 AM
I have a larger-than-normal gap between my big toe and my second toe on each foot.

Jiro
04-13-2011, 03:46 PM
Oh, I know! I have ridiculously soft hands. You can tell I've never done a hard day's work in me life.

Unbreakable Will
04-13-2011, 04:37 PM
I have man hands and girly fingers.

Also, big nose is big.
Same here lol

NorthernChaosGod
04-13-2011, 04:41 PM
Soft hands... like a girl?

Unbreakable Will
04-13-2011, 05:11 PM
Aren't all Aussies supposed to have manly rough hands from catching Koalas and fighting with aborigines and such? I have girly looking fingers but my hands are rough. ;)

Remon
04-13-2011, 05:23 PM
What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(

Jiro
04-13-2011, 05:30 PM
Soft hands... like a girl?

Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.

NorthernChaosGod
04-13-2011, 08:01 PM
Soft hands... like a girl?

Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.

Hey, how you doin', Dak? :jokey:

Shiny
04-14-2011, 05:33 AM
What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(

He means this:

http://replicatorinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/picture-54.png

Jiro
04-14-2011, 06:36 AM
Soft hands... like a girl?

Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.

Hey, how you doin', Dak? :jokey:

You should be jealous Julian. I get to touch girls' hands all the time because they want to compare.

NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 06:38 AM
It's not really their hands I want to touch, Dak.

Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 07:06 AM
What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(

He means this:

http://replicatorinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/picture-54.png
Quite right;

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http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/images_neoclassic/misc/pencil.png

Jiro
04-14-2011, 07:06 AM
Beggers can't be choosers.