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Shiny
04-03-2011, 09:12 PM
I was sitting here on my computer, and the glare from the screen reflected my freakishly long arms.
This is a self-portrait:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/3551413282_9f7e9d8c77_o.jpg
What on your body is freakish? Please don't/do go into detail.
Jessweeee♪
04-03-2011, 09:15 PM
The teeth in the front of my bottom row are so crooked and jagged it's not even funny!
The Summoner of Leviathan
04-03-2011, 09:22 PM
Double-jointed in my shoulder blades. I can make it look like I'm about to sprout wings. :D
kotora
04-03-2011, 09:32 PM
I'm so good looking it creeps people out.
Shlup
04-04-2011, 12:45 AM
My toes are long.
fire_of_avalon
04-04-2011, 03:49 AM
My second and third toe are both longer than my big toe.
Timekeeper
04-04-2011, 03:54 AM
I also have 'spaghetti arms'.
NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2011, 03:58 AM
One testicle hangs lower than the other.
rubah
04-04-2011, 04:56 AM
My body is Venusian.
Julian: That's normal.
Shiny: I'm Justy Left-Eye Lopes ;) :(
There is a cavity in my chest where I imagine you humans have your "hearts".
I can rotate just the lower part of my leg so that my right foot faces right and my knee faces forwards.
I can and do crack my neck/shoulders/knees quite violently. People think I am breaking bones occasionally.
I'm pretty normal, yo
Bunny
04-04-2011, 05:24 AM
I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.
NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2011, 06:09 AM
Julian: That's normal.
That's the joke.
I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.
:stare:
Bunny
04-04-2011, 06:25 AM
Is there something wrong with that? Isn't that... normal?
What the hell.
NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2011, 06:26 AM
You win.
Shaka Zulu
04-04-2011, 08:19 AM
The length of my whipping hair, is freakish and accepted in my Zulu Tribe in Northern Canada.
qwertysaur
04-04-2011, 05:14 PM
I can touch my chin as well as my nose, using my tongue. :p (:quina: might be more appropriate here though :bigsmile:)
I'm also very very thin, when I put my hard around my wrist my thumb will touch the first joint of my middle finger.
I have gray eyes, so they will appear to change color based on what I am wearing. :p
I find it very comfortable to sit in a full lotus position for long periods of time, I can enter said position without using my hands.
My cousin can rotate her arm 180 degrees, while keeping the rest of her body still.
Peegee
04-04-2011, 07:35 PM
I have a freakishly thin wrist. It's like 6.5 inches
Fuzakeru
04-05-2011, 07:42 PM
I have huge leg muscles. :( I do a lot of cardio biking cause I hate treadmills and hiking and I'm a freak for it!
Remon
04-05-2011, 08:11 PM
Um...asymmetrical ears :(
Vermachtnis
04-05-2011, 08:19 PM
My nose looks like a penis.
Peegee
04-05-2011, 09:45 PM
My nose looks like a penis.
WHY I CAN'T REP
Unbreakable Will
04-05-2011, 10:34 PM
My tongue can touch just over the tip of my nose and my hands look huge on my tiny wrists.
kotora
04-05-2011, 10:36 PM
My nose looks like a penis.
I bet it gets blown a lot
Bunny
04-05-2011, 11:36 PM
My nose looks like a penis.
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/e/e5/553Krookodile.png/576px-553Krookodile.png
http://juniorgoulart.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/freakazoid.jpg
sharkythesharkdogg
04-06-2011, 12:26 AM
I have a long, thin "Julia Roberts" style horse face. :|
People try to feed me apples.
I have really skinny chicken legs, with lots of hair on them. It's hard to give you a mental picture. They just look awkward.
So yeah, I'm a BAMF. I know.
Shiny
04-06-2011, 04:13 AM
http://juniorgoulart.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/freakazoid.jpg
Exactly, and the fact that you posted that after penis nose.
I have a long, thin "Julia Roberts" style horse face. :|
People try to feed me apples.
hahahaha
I feel for you.
Citizen Bleys
04-06-2011, 04:49 AM
It's my mind that's warped.
I do believe that means I win this thread.
Oh come now, you're just begging for some bannable replies.
~*~Celes~*~
04-10-2011, 03:24 AM
Nothing abnormal about me :(
kotora
04-10-2011, 10:32 AM
Nothing abnormal about me :(
Hey come on there's nothing wrong with that. You just can't hang around with us special kids anymore.
Laddy
04-10-2011, 05:07 PM
I have man hands and girly fingers.
Also, big nose is big.
Rostum
04-11-2011, 08:47 AM
I have a larger-than-normal gap between my big toe and my second toe on each foot.
Oh, I know! I have ridiculously soft hands. You can tell I've never done a hard day's work in me life.
Unbreakable Will
04-13-2011, 03:37 PM
I have man hands and girly fingers.
Also, big nose is big.
Same here lol
NorthernChaosGod
04-13-2011, 03:41 PM
Soft hands... like a girl?
Unbreakable Will
04-13-2011, 04:11 PM
Aren't all Aussies supposed to have manly rough hands from catching Koalas and fighting with aborigines and such? I have girly looking fingers but my hands are rough. ;)
Remon
04-13-2011, 04:23 PM
What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(
Soft hands... like a girl?
Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.
NorthernChaosGod
04-13-2011, 07:01 PM
Soft hands... like a girl?
Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.
Hey, how you doin', Dak? :jokey:
Shiny
04-14-2011, 04:33 AM
What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(
He means this:
http://replicatorinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/picture-54.png
Soft hands... like a girl?
Nah I have softer hands than all of my female friends.
Hey, how you doin', Dak? :jokey:
You should be jealous Julian. I get to touch girls' hands all the time because they want to compare.
NorthernChaosGod
04-14-2011, 05:38 AM
It's not really their hands I want to touch, Dak.
Unbreakable Will
04-14-2011, 06:06 AM
What do you mean by girly fingers? You mean like the ones with big round nail plates? :(
He means this:
http://replicatorinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/picture-54.png
Quite right;
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