Totally Not Ace!

[Jiro]

Psychotic has banned the lovable AGENT PROTO. Now while some might say "cram it proto!", I say "Psy that's totally not ace!"

This is a petition for AGENT PROTO's unbanning. If you do not sign it, I will hunt you down with my army of Australian animals. You will die.

Signatures


Jiro
love hurts
crashNUMBERS
Demon Dude
God
Giga Guess
Trumpet Thief
Captain Maxx Power
Cid
Harle
Blue
loony bob penetrated me
Election Booth
Award Guy
Dear Aeris
Eduardo18
Reine
Behold the Void
Azar
Yams
-N-
TrollHunter
The Space Pope
Woodinator
Bunny
Agent Proto

[rubah]

I"ll unsign it

[TrollHunter]

I'll sign because why the hell not

[Jiro]

You guys seriously love him that little? SHAME ON YOU

EDIT: TrollHunter you are a scholar and a gentleman

[NorthernChaosGod]

I would have signed, but you threatened me with your killer animals. Fuck that.

[Jiro]

Fuck you in the teeth you weaksauce motherfucker. BE A MAN AND FIGHT FOR JUSTICE

[qwertysaur]

What happened? I was dodging pretty colored bullets of death and come to this chaos? :(

[Jiro]

AGENT PROTO has been slain by the devious Psychotic. Will you help us revive him, qwertysaur?!

[qwertysaur]

Was there a reason? Psychotic and I are both members of the elite four as well as the former President/Vice President. I can't fight him without knowing the full story, senseless bloodshed is such a waste. :(

[Bunny]

I shall sign it because I feel the tiniest bit responsible.

[Agent Proto]

I finally managed to lift this unfair ban on myself. Take that, Psychotic! There's nothing you can do to keep me banned for no reason.

[G13]

Oh my goodness, Proto's a warlock! :eek:

[Jiro]

Take that Psy you :bou::bou::bou::bou: :greenie:

[Agent Proto]

Oh my goodness, Proto's a warlock! :eek:

Nothing a Former Staff can't do! :D

[Bunny]

Oh my goodness, Proto's a warlock! :eek:

Witchalok (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/preview_witchalok.pdf).

[rubah]

honestly my first instinct was to post that image, too, but luckily pr00ts beat me to the punch.

[G13]

I don't believe Proto posted any picture recently.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck you in the teeth you weaksauce motherfucker. BE A MAN AND FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
I will be a man and fight your killer animals.

[Mo-Nercy]

Even though I am immune to Australian animals, I believe in your cause enough to be included.


edit: oh, Proto's a warlock. No worries then.

[Jiro]

Fuck you in the teeth you weaksauce motherfucker. BE A MAN AND FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
I will be a man and fight your killer animals.

DAMN FUCKING RIGHT YOU WILL YOU BEAST OF A MAN. MANBEAST

[Timekeeper]

Tbh, there was warning, and that's not the sort of thing you'd joke about.
That's some scary stuff!

[Psychotic]

How about you petition to get yourself unbanned, hot shot? I love the smell of pink titles in the morning. Smells like... victory. :smug:

Well, victory or the accomplishment of power tripping on an internet forum because there's nothing else of any value in my sad and meaningless life. It's an either/or situation, really.

[escobert]

Yay! Finally that creep-o Pr00t w00t is gone! :D

[Timekeeper]

Ahahaha xD

Though it is inconvenient, as I was just about to send him a message...

[Psychotic]

Oh go on then, send him the message.

Let being banned for an hour and seventeen minutes be a lesson to you!

[Hollycat]

sign
why was he banned?

[Christmas]

Wtf is this about?

[Shattered Dreamer]

Wtf is this about?

Seconded!

[Agent Proto]

That's what I like to know! :bigsmile:

[escobert]

dammit :(

[Unbreakable Will]

The smurf? Whatever the reasoning Paul has my complete backing... so he doesn't kill me on Halo when I get back on sometime this month.

[Agent Proto]

Here's what happened.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar posted that Bikini thread. I posted saying the thread's over if THAT picture is posted, and encouraged anyone to post it. Psychotic threatened to ban me AND the person who posts said picture. Later, Bunny posts the Clostlin bikini picture. I call bluff on Psy, and he bans just me! And using my warlock skills, I finally unbanned myself. :bigsmile:

[Cuchulainn]

i couldn't give a smurf mate. sorry. Now he's unbanned my stance remains remarkably similar to the previous one.

[Vermachtnis]

Welcome back...I think. Have a taco!

[Hollycat]

well then... so it was Jebus's fault? Its pretty funny

[G13]

Uhh, what?

[Shattered Dreamer]

Ah yes said vomit inducing photo, makes perfect sense now! To be honest Proto, I like you but I'd ban you for that also :lol:

[Timekeeper]

Whatever happened to Bunny in all this?

[Psychotic]

I didn't ban Bunny or HC because Clostlin is funny, and I wouldn't have banned Proto for Clostlin either except he was being a punk about it. Although if you replace "warlock powers" with "begged a staff member to unban him" (I assume Eric, as he's a soft touch hippie) you might be nearer the mark as to how he became unbanned :p I also then banned Jiro for making this thread.

It wasn't really worth being explained, was it? Just stupid :bou::bou::bou::bou: we do to pass the time. Nothin' more.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol. Isn't there a mod/admin control panel that lists actions taken?

[Jiro]

Psychotic I wasn't even here to feel your punishment and being such a masochistic sunnovabitch I request that you ban me a bit longer.

Hopefully one of you :bou::bou::bou::bou:s loves me enough to save me but I don't bank on it :cry:

[Psychotic]

Sorry, I just look at your little green man and I can't bring myself to do it. Just look at him, all happy and green. I could happily ban a kitten, or a rainbow, but not him.

[Jiro]

Why is it that I must work for my bannings? What if I told you I was PiP and his phallic loving self?

...am I allowed to slander banned members?

[Hollycat]

I didn't ban Bunny or HC because Clostlin is funny, and I wouldn't have banned Proto for Clostlin either except he was being a punk about it. Although if you replace "warlock powers" with "begged a staff member to unban him" (I assume Eric, as he's a soft touch hippie) you might be nearer the mark as to how he became unbanned :p I also then banned Jiro for making this thread.

It wasn't really worth being explained, was it? Just stupid :bou::bou::bou::bou: we do to pass the time. Nothin' more.

Admit it, you would miss me.

[Jiro]

It would definitely leave a void

[G13]

Although if you replace "warlock powers" with "begged a staff member to unban him" (I assume Eric, as he's a soft touch hippie) you might be nearer the mark as to how he became unbanned :p I also then banned Jiro for making this thread.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Proto unbanned himself. He is the Jesus of the internet. :colbert:

[DMKA]

pr00t is a wizard, obviously.

That or he just HENSHIN AND GO GO BABAY'd.