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rubah
04-14-2011, 05:54 AM
I have never been to New York.

If I win this contest (http://neilgaiman.bookperk.com/engine/Details.aspx?p=V&c=29933&s=7784656&i=1#SD), I will go!

Basically, I've gotten myself way over-excited about this, and I want to get more than 10 votes so I don't feel like a total losre (hi cibie).

For every day I get 50 votes, I will post a new picture of Lola Cat.

meow~

You can register on the site, or you can use facebook to connect, then you are able to vote once per day.

Jiro
04-14-2011, 06:00 AM
Oh, I can use facebook to connect? I guess I'll actually vote for you this time instead of giving up because it's too hard :p

Sorry rubahs :p

EDIT: I am not born in 1990 so I cannot vote. Also this is taking more time than just a connect with facebook

EDIT2: smurf it, FOR ALLIES!

EDIT3: Fucking now I am born in 1989. wtf I don't care if I'm not 21 I want to vote. You better win, I went to a lot of effort and lied a lot for you

Jessweeee♪
04-14-2011, 06:36 AM
Whaaa, you have to be 21? Do I get alcohol for voting or something? xD

qwertysaur
04-14-2011, 07:43 AM
Voted. :p

Bunny
04-14-2011, 07:50 AM
I have voted for "Suggest Removal."

I have done my due diligence.

The Man
04-14-2011, 08:45 AM
So wait, do I have to be exactly 21 to vote or something? If I can vote with my Facebook account I will but I can't be bothered to attempt to vote if it's going to be fruitless.

Jiro
04-14-2011, 11:04 AM
You have to be at least 21. Stupid america

The Man
04-14-2011, 11:05 AM
So at least 21, but if you're over 21 it's ok?

Jiro
04-14-2011, 11:22 AM
If you're over 21, you're fine. Just your country doesn't recognise I'm able to make decisions in an internet competition.

The Man
04-14-2011, 11:26 AM
Right. I'll get on that next time I log into Facebook then. Age limitations in contests like this are quite stupid, though.

Jiro
04-14-2011, 12:37 PM
Also if anyone bitches, remember: We got Linus a fucking job. The least we can do is help rubah win a damn contest to read a book.

The Man
04-14-2011, 12:44 PM
Yep. That was pretty damn awesome.

Also, voted. As long as people keep bumping this thread I'll try to remember to vote daily.

Jiro
04-14-2011, 01:09 PM
We should give the thread a topic. Something about helping people win free stuff.

Remon
04-14-2011, 01:20 PM
I voted :3

Jiro
04-14-2011, 02:29 PM
How does it feel being 21 all of a sudden Remon? :p

rubah
04-14-2011, 02:54 PM
awww you guys <3

The being 21 thing is bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:. The only answer I can think of is because you have to be 21 to enter, but then again, you also have to be in the US to enter, so :confused:

Remon
04-14-2011, 03:08 PM
How does it feel being 21 all of a sudden Remon? :p

hahaha I didn't even see that part that asks for your birth date.

Peegee
04-14-2011, 04:26 PM
I still can't vote - I wonder if I voted for you twice or once? Did I vote for you after 12am last night?

Anyway remind me tomorrow

Psychotic
04-14-2011, 06:00 PM
I voted. I hope you get the reward :)

Madame Adequate
04-14-2011, 06:06 PM
rubah have I ever told you that you have an arousing and deeply attractive voice

it stirs my loins

Citizen Bleys
04-14-2011, 06:35 PM
Also if anyone bitches, remember: We got Linus a fucking job.

EoFF was involved in that, too? Well done.

Peegee
04-14-2011, 06:37 PM
rubah have I ever told you that you have an arousing and deeply attractive voice

it stirs my loins

You should try arguing with her about semantics.

rubah
04-14-2011, 08:36 PM
:D I just want to spur on the next generation of MILFs!

Hollycat
04-15-2011, 04:17 AM
Can I go too? I have a scholarship to kings but can't afford the air fare

Jiro
04-15-2011, 04:22 AM
Apparently I've already reached my max votes for today. Wtf your timezones are stupid.

I'm going to apologise now because I will end up missing chances to vote for you

The Man
04-15-2011, 05:03 AM
Voted again.

qwertysaur
04-15-2011, 05:06 AM
+1 more for rubah!
30 more and lola cat time! :cat:

Jessweeee♪
04-15-2011, 07:24 AM
You have to be at least 21. Stupid america

I have never ever had to be older than 18 to do anything anywhere on the internet except here. It's just this weirdo place xD

Jiro
04-15-2011, 10:04 AM
PLUS ONE FOR THE RUBAH

Remon
04-15-2011, 02:21 PM
+1. Who's on the lead?

Jiro
04-15-2011, 02:34 PM
Only rubah. Nobody else is in the competition except for rubah. Any dissent or evidence contrary to this will result in bitchslapping.

qwertysaur
04-15-2011, 02:36 PM
I thought contrary evidence would result in a clawing by lola cat. :p

Jiro
04-15-2011, 03:01 PM
Yeah that makes more sense actually. Good work qwerty!

Psychotic
04-15-2011, 04:12 PM
I voted for rubah again today it was a very pleasurable experience.

Peegee
04-15-2011, 04:39 PM
Is there a way to check who IS winning this? I can't sort by votes (which is good; avoids dumb people voting for the best)

waaaaaaaaaah

rubah
04-15-2011, 10:42 PM
:kaocheer: :kaocheer: :kaocheer:
:kaocheer: http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/bookperkaward1.jpg :kaocheer:

Peegee
04-15-2011, 10:42 PM
That's either photoshopped or you are extremely clever with lighting.

ps answer my question!

edit: I found a fatal fury in the contest - there's no authorization email. So you can either continuously register new accounts with unique emails (but remember your login IDs!) or you can just register 20-40 of them and then vote for rubahs once a day with 20-40 votes.

qwertysaur
04-15-2011, 10:42 PM
:love:

Peegee
04-15-2011, 10:58 PM
:love:

qwerty you're asian like rubahs and I - help!

rubah
04-16-2011, 06:32 PM
50 votes! Time for....


http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5302/5625057884_27723ac66a_z.jpg
Lola Cat ^_~

Lola Cat
04-16-2011, 06:34 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS A PRIVATE!!! MOMENT!

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

*bites*

Remon
04-16-2011, 06:39 PM
She's so cute :love:

Heath
04-16-2011, 10:01 PM
I have voted and on listening to the clip, consider it a vote worth casting. Good luck, allie!

rubah
04-17-2011, 11:48 PM
HELL YES!

I just went through and looked at all the people ahead of me, and there's only about 40 or so! I'm in the top 5% votewise :D (I didn't correct these for elapsed time, because cba, but still)

So vote moar :D in 26 votes, there will be another picture of lola cat~

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 12:29 AM
in 26 votes, there will be another picture of lola cat~

So, basically, you're prostituting your cat for votes.

Welcome to the NDP.

Peegee
04-18-2011, 03:19 AM
shoo, you republican

5 more votes!

Heath
04-18-2011, 09:45 AM
Although I'd like to stress that I'm not endorsing cat prostitution, I've voted to bring you up to 100.

Psychotic
04-18-2011, 10:51 AM
*vote 101* rubah where is our Lola Cat :colbert:

rubah
04-18-2011, 04:02 PM
I was asleep!

Here she is! She's very stretchy

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5225/5630113738_7d2390b052_z.jpg

Peegee
04-18-2011, 05:03 PM
voted!

lola kawaii desu

escobert
04-18-2011, 06:04 PM
voted!

qwertysaur
04-18-2011, 06:06 PM
I think Lola cat is the real victor in this competition. :cat:

Peegee
04-18-2011, 09:14 PM
I think Lola cat is the real victor in this competition. :cat:

lola tastes funny when you bite her.

Hollycat
04-18-2011, 09:37 PM
I think Lola cat is the real victor in this competition. :cat:

lola tastes funny when you bite her.

she has a flavor

rubah
04-19-2011, 01:32 AM
OMG! (http://mymindstain.blogspot.com/2011/04/american-gods-audiobook-contest.html)

Check it out! So close to top 20! Just got to keep this behavior up for what... two more weeks xD!

The Man
04-19-2011, 06:11 AM
I've voted several times since my last poast. And lola cat is awesome. :monster:

Jiro
04-19-2011, 06:30 AM
When EoFF gets its vote on... :monster:

Remon
04-19-2011, 01:17 PM
150th vote. I demand lola cat! :kaocheer:

Psychotic
04-19-2011, 01:27 PM
*vote 151* rubah where is our Lola Cat :colbert:it's kind of cool though that you got exactly 50 votes since my last one.

rubah
04-19-2011, 02:45 PM
152 right now :D

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5310/5634792304_dc8c5d8fc7_b.jpg

LASER EYES

Peegee
04-19-2011, 04:52 PM
The suspense is killing me!

HOW MANY MORE VOTES DO YOU NEED TO BE #20 ?

Remon
04-19-2011, 05:00 PM
34?

Peegee
04-19-2011, 05:03 PM
34?

42

qwertysaur
04-19-2011, 05:37 PM
It's like Lola Cat is saying
"VOTE RUBAH OR I WILL LASER EYE YOU"
:bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
04-19-2011, 05:56 PM
34?

That's Numberwang!

Peegee
04-19-2011, 06:45 PM
34?

That's Numberwang!

i wish i were a numb wang

rubah
04-21-2011, 04:20 AM
200 votes!

But the top twenty are all over 250 :(

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5181/5639369122_0ff129df2e_z.jpg

The Man
04-21-2011, 05:54 AM
voted :monster:

Citizen Bleys
04-21-2011, 08:28 AM
250 :(


That's Numberwang!

And going into the final round, it's neck and neck--Remon has 84 points and rubah is also at 23! It's time to play Wangernumb, let's rotate the board!

I'm reveling in the fact that absolutely nobody has any idea what I'm going on about

The Man
04-21-2011, 09:17 AM
I know it's from Mitchell and Webb, but I've never actually seen the show :monster:

Heath
04-21-2011, 09:36 AM
I'm reveling in the fact that absolutely nobody has any idea what I'm going on about

I always pictured you as one of the Snooker commentators personally...

Remon
04-21-2011, 10:09 AM
212 :kaocheer:

Citizen Bleys
04-21-2011, 06:11 PM
The number(wang) doesn't seem to be rising as fast as it did at the start of this thread.

Peegee
04-21-2011, 11:29 PM
I told allies to remind me

+7 votes from me per day

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 11:35 PM
##vote: Rubah

YAY RUBAH!

Evastio
04-21-2011, 11:49 PM
Voted.

So, how many votes does the first person have? I'm not really familiar with that site and I don't know how to view people in order of votes gotten.

Psychotic
04-21-2011, 11:52 PM
I'm reveling in the fact that absolutely nobody has any idea what I'm going on aboutI'm British, of course I fucking know. But I'm not going to burst out "Hey everybody did you know that Citizen Bleys is making a clever reference to Numberwang, a fictional TV gameshow that serves as a running gag on whimsical British sketch show Mitchell and Webb" because that would make me a twat, and I daresay I do enough twattish things already. I just smiled and carried on with my day.

Citizen Bleys
04-22-2011, 09:10 AM
I'm reveling in the fact that absolutely nobody has any idea what I'm going on aboutI'm British, of course I fucking know. But I'm not going to burst out "Hey everybody did you know that Citizen Bleys is making a clever reference to Numberwang, a fictional TV gameshow that serves as a running gag on whimsical British sketch show Mitchell and Webb" because that would make me a twat, and I daresay I do enough twattish things already. I just smiled and carried on with my day.

Ohhhhh, and that's a bad miss.

Psychotic
04-22-2011, 01:23 PM
Any hobbies, Bleys?

(vote 235)

Heath
04-23-2011, 02:03 PM
(vote 245)

Isn't it a lovely day today?

The Man
04-24-2011, 04:40 AM
vote #249

Jiro
04-24-2011, 05:59 AM
252

The Man
04-24-2011, 06:21 AM
time for lola cat :monster:

Peegee
04-24-2011, 07:00 AM
260 votes *cough* i wonder how

rubah
04-24-2011, 07:35 AM
HDR Cat
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5141/5642219426_d7c082c8c8_z.jpg

Psychotic
04-24-2011, 01:06 PM
I spent a long time looking at your wrist and wondering what the fuck you had done to it before I realised that was a sweater. :shobon:

The Man
04-25-2011, 12:39 AM
278

Crop
04-25-2011, 01:24 AM
That's numberwa...oh it's been done already.

Citizen Bleys
04-25-2011, 02:15 AM
Weren't you paying attention? we've rotated the boards and switched to Wangernumb. That means Freedo loses. Honestly, don't you even know the rules?

Crop
04-25-2011, 04:01 AM
That's numberwank.

The Man
04-25-2011, 04:19 AM
Freedo loses.dammit, this always happens >:C

Citizen Bleys
04-25-2011, 04:33 AM
It's your own fault for getting a numberwang during wangernumb. Now it's time to mail you to space

The Man
04-25-2011, 04:36 AM
Will they at least have internet in space? I'm afraid I can't oblige if there's no internet.

Citizen Bleys
04-25-2011, 04:53 AM
Regrettably, the same laws of physics which preclude the propogation of shock waves in a vacuum also apply to memes.

NorthernChaosGod
04-25-2011, 05:05 AM
Wtf are you people on about?

Bunny
04-25-2011, 05:08 AM
Don't ask questions, NCG. It only leads to explanations.

The Man
04-25-2011, 05:11 AM
Regrettably, the same laws of physics which preclude the propogation of shock waves in a vacuum also apply to memes.smurf

isn't there some way to transmit them using radio waves or something

NorthernChaosGod
04-25-2011, 05:12 AM
Don't ask questions, NCG. It only leads to explanations.

In that case I retract my question.

qwertysaur
04-25-2011, 05:16 AM
Don't ask questions, NCG. It only leads to explanations.

In that case I retract my question.
You can never close pandoras box once you open it. :(

Madame Adequate
04-25-2011, 06:39 AM
Yes you can. You just can't put the bad stuff back in and you have to open it again to let out hope.

Peegee
04-25-2011, 04:03 PM
I keep telling her to remind me. Now we're 10 from 300 , instead of 2

damnit rubah

Citizen Bleys
04-25-2011, 07:39 PM
Don't ask questions, NCG. It only leads to explanations.

Explanations lead to fear...fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate.

Hate leads to a staff job. You wouldn't want that to happen.

Hollycat
04-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Don't ask questions, NCG. It only leads to explanations.

Explanations lead to fear...fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate.

Hate leads to a staff job. You wouldn't want that to happen.

I have much hate. Nah, I've already realised to be staff of this forum I would have to go back in time ten years and make it before the forum was created. Then I would have to kidnap Oprah and threaten to kill her unless you gave me moderator powers. Then as soon as I let go Oprah, you guys would charge me a million dollars to not be banned. Then I would have to go back in time again and punch myself before I could kidnap Oprah. You know what, I have no idea where I was going with this, someone else can mess with it.

Citizen Bleys
04-25-2011, 07:50 PM
You don't really think that's going to work, do you?

Hollycat
04-25-2011, 07:58 PM
You don't really think that's going to work, do you?

http://mhvillages.com/forum/uploads/263/cool_stewie.gif 00100110 :cactuar: :bou: maybe :bou: :cactuar: 00100110 http://mhvillages.com/forum/uploads/263/cool_stewie.gif

qwertysaur
04-25-2011, 08:13 PM
HATE? :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
04-25-2011, 08:27 PM
You don't really think that's going to work, do you?

http://mhvillages.com/forum/uploads/263/cool_stewie.gif 00100110 :cactuar: :bou: maybe :bou: :cactuar: 00100110 http://mhvillages.com/forum/uploads/263/cool_stewie.gif

Riiiiight. You realize that taking advice from me on how to become staff is kind of like taking advice from Fred Phelps on not being insane? I mean, sure, I used to be one of them, but that was so long ago the primary language on the forums was Latin, and today the only reason I'm not the staff's most hated heckler is because I haven't managed to kill WesLY yet. The best way to ensure you never, ever get promoted around here is to have me or WesLY (or both) in your corner. You'd be better off getting an endorsement from Adolf Hitler, Slobodan Milosevich, and Saddam Hussein* delivered in the form of a singing telegram doing a song so horrible that even John Denver sounds good by comparison.

*albeit only because they're dead and everybody loves zombies. If not for that, the Hitler-Milosevich-Hussein trio vs me or WesLY would be a photo finish in a race of utter :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Heath
04-25-2011, 11:40 PM
I'm not convinced the staff would hate you, even with your heckling, if you killed Raistlin.

Raistlin
04-26-2011, 12:13 AM
Let's see, if Bleys killed me... Shlup would be too busy missing me. Foa would fine someone else to threaten with horrible pain. Rantzien would comment on how quiet EoEO is. And then Del would name the date after my death on EoFF's calendar. With pictures of balloons.


I mean, sure, I used to be one of them, but that was so long ago the primary language on the forums was Latin, and today the only reason I'm not the staff's most hated heckler is because I haven't managed to kill WesLY yet.

I haven't really done much since 2006, to be honest. Except for last year's April Fool prank, of course, but I think most of the staff blames Del for that more than me.

Jiro
04-26-2011, 03:25 AM
I wasn't a hater but I still got the job :(

Citizen Bleys
04-26-2011, 08:27 AM
You people aren't very good at reading between the lines, are you? Let me repeat what I said, with all of the unnecessary words removed:



kill WesLY



kill WesLY



kill WesLY

Jiro
04-26-2011, 08:43 AM
Where do I sign?

The Man
04-26-2011, 08:46 AM
295

also, fuckin' signed

NorthernChaosGod
04-26-2011, 08:57 AM
I saw, Bleys. But you haven't succeeded so far, so who cares?

qwertysaur
04-26-2011, 12:52 PM
I wasn't a hater but I still got the job :(

remember, there is a key difference between hate and HATE. :bigsmile:

Remon
04-27-2011, 10:39 AM
309
We're not gonna make it :(

Jiro
04-27-2011, 11:59 AM
310

We'll make it if PG pulls his weight :argh:

Peegee
04-28-2011, 02:52 AM
I have like 8 dummy accounts. do i need more?

Jiro
04-28-2011, 03:38 AM
That should be sufficient, I suppose xD

Jentleness
04-28-2011, 05:01 AM
I voted for you, rubah :catsmile:

Peegee
04-28-2011, 05:07 AM
That should be sufficient, I suppose xD

lmao

btw allies doesn't remind me to vote on a daily basis

The Man
04-28-2011, 05:16 AM
326. moar lola cat plz

rubah
04-28-2011, 05:58 AM
I gave up already!

Citizen Bleys
04-28-2011, 06:54 AM
Well, we haven't given up.

Jiro
04-28-2011, 12:46 PM
328. Lola cat plz.

qwertysaur
04-29-2011, 01:14 AM
Lola cat is a celebrity. :cat:

The Man
04-29-2011, 05:09 AM
333 http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/catpimp.gif