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Hollycat
04-17-2011, 08:50 PM
I noticed that all of the sudden a bunch of oldbies who almost never show up have started showing up. Has anyone else noticed this? What is the reason?
Are they invading?

Jessweeee♪
04-17-2011, 08:59 PM
I haven't noticed anything :confused:

Hollycat
04-17-2011, 09:00 PM
look around the threads, they are everywhere.

rubah
04-17-2011, 09:02 PM
bleys isn't exactly what I'd call an invasion

Hollycat
04-17-2011, 09:06 PM
kyle, heath, the man, others

Jessweeee♪
04-17-2011, 09:09 PM
They come back every now and then. I think their cycles just synced is all :bigsmile:

Psychotic
04-17-2011, 09:16 PM
The reason why I can't leave EoFF is because when you leave EoFF, you automatically become an oldbie the next time you post there.

Citizen Bleys
04-17-2011, 09:16 PM
They come back every now and then. I think their cycles just synced is all :bigsmile:

I AM NOT MANSTRUATING!


The reason why I can't leave EoFF is because when you leave EoFF, you automatically become an oldbie the next time you post there.

It's not "leaving," it's getting bored and not showing up for a while, or getting pissed off and walking away until one is no longer pissed off.

EDIT: BTW, Psy, you're an oldbie whether you like it or not on account of the fact that you've changed significantly since joining. There was a time when your screenname was condign.

EDIT2: Wait, Kyle is an oldbie? Who the deuce is Kyle?

Freya
04-17-2011, 09:27 PM
Oh hypo, you're so new. Those aren't all Oldbies, they are just normal members.

I Don't Need A Name
04-17-2011, 09:36 PM
I don't wanna be an oldbie!

Psychotic
04-17-2011, 09:37 PM
EDIT: BTW, Psy, you're an oldbie whether you like it or not on account of the fact that you've changed significantly since joining. There was a time when your screenname was condign.PENGUINS!!!!!!

see, I still got it. :aimsun:

escobert
04-17-2011, 09:53 PM
they all suck anyway so why does it matter :monster:

Heath
04-17-2011, 09:54 PM
I sort of swing around here every few months or so and I often haven't had the time to post regularly at uni because I'm such a socialite, but with exams coming up I need to procrastinate and EoFF is ideal!

And I missed the football thread.


I haven't noticed anything :confused:

:(



EDIT: BTW, Psy, you're an oldbie whether you like it or not on account of the fact that you've changed significantly since joining. There was a time when your screenname was condign.PENGUINS!!!!!!

see, I still got it. :aimsun:

I miss your Walrus BAotW signature.

Old Manus
04-17-2011, 10:37 PM
We all know you're only an oldbie when you leave, delete your custome title, avatar and signature, then change your username to a deity.

The Man
04-17-2011, 10:50 PM
I think Blays, Heath, and I probably qualify as oldbies, but I'm quite certain Kyle hasn't been around long enough yet.

Anyway Bley Blade nailed it; some of us just get bored of this place for awhile, then get bored without it and come back.

Ouch!
04-17-2011, 11:02 PM
Nostalgia trips are fun.

DMKA
04-17-2011, 11:02 PM
You're only an oldbie if you registered before the Chickencha song was released.

Jentleness
04-17-2011, 11:17 PM
Hey! Who you calling old! :mad:

rubah
04-17-2011, 11:46 PM
oh, wait I just realized why I"m not surprised; these guys all post on facebook/twitter/etc. THEY NEVER LEFT ME

Shauna
04-17-2011, 11:49 PM
I see no problem here.

escobert
04-17-2011, 11:50 PM
Holy crapcakes. Hi Shauna :bigsmile:

The Man
04-17-2011, 11:55 PM
oh, wait I just realized why I"m not surprised; these guys all post on facebook/twitter/etc.I don't :( :monster:

escobert
04-18-2011, 12:26 AM
yes but it isn't very hard to find you Aaron :monster:

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 12:27 AM
I don't wanna be an oldbie!

Verily, a fate worse than death. All "oldbie" means is that you've been around here for a while. It's not a disease any more than it's an accomplishment.

EoFF staying around as long as it has as an accomplishment. All I've done is refrain from dying.


PENGUINS!!!!!!
see, I still got it. :aimsun:

...
If by "it" you mean syphilis.


they all suck anyway so why does it matter :monster:

You're just mad because you can't afford me


You're only an oldbie if you registered before the Chickencha song was released.

Or in my case, if you're the one who brought Chickencha here in the first place. He was one of the original admins at Bastardly. Now only Happypeepeehead remains.

You're an oldbie if you know who Happypeepeehead is.

Shauna
04-18-2011, 12:39 AM
Holy crapcakes. Hi Shauna :bigsmile:

Hullo Bert. :)

Thought I'd stop by the ol' forum, then take off into the sunset after my work here is done. Never to be seen again. Until I get bored and come back again.

Raistlin
04-18-2011, 01:02 AM
You're an oldbie if you know who Happypeepeehead is.

Hell, that might be just me now, unless Ogre decides to stop by again.

Heath
04-18-2011, 01:12 AM
It's things like not knowing who Happypeepeehead is that makes you really realise that there is a scale within oldbieness. I'm young, hip and happening compared to Raistlin and Bleys, and by no other measure am I young, hip and/or happening.

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 01:45 AM
You're an oldbie if you know who Happypeepeehead is.

Hell, that might be just me now, unless Ogre decides to stop by again.

I'm pretty sure Shlup, Del Murder, Unne, and BoB would remember.

The Man
04-18-2011, 01:51 AM
I remember the name HPPH and may even have some recollection of what his role at Bastardly was, but I don't believe I ever personally interacted with him. Then again I know far too much about things that happened at EoFF before my time; for instance I also remember the name Dan Walkie (if I'm spelling that right) and never interacted with him either.

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 01:55 AM
It actually is just me and WesLY who would remember people like Dan Walkie, Sir Tyler of Narshe (incl. Stuffed Tyler), and Awalk(numbers).

That is so long ago that it's fair to say we fought alongside Scipio against the Carthaginians.

NorthernChaosGod
04-18-2011, 02:15 AM
Stop being old farts.

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 02:20 AM
Stop being old farts.

Well, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.

As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.

Peegee
04-18-2011, 03:05 AM
Haha Aaron said bley blades <3

I personally believe that I stand right on the cusp of oldbie-dom, in that I am a regular, and everybody before me can be easily ranked as an oldbie.

Another valid definition imo are the close friends of god from this forum.

I miss becky :(

DMKA
04-18-2011, 03:32 AM
I miss HOOTERS. :(

NorthernChaosGod
04-18-2011, 03:40 AM
Stop being old farts.

Well, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.

As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.

Fuck. You win.

Unbreakable Will
04-18-2011, 03:44 AM
The reason why I can't leave EoFF is because when you leave EoFF, you automatically become an oldbie the next time you post there.
By that logic I'm an oldbie, although I do not wish to be called 'old'.

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 04:12 AM
Stop being old farts.

Well, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.

As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.

Fuck. You win.

Wherefore must I be curs'd only to minister
To congregations held in deafen'd pits?

Of elements, sir, a doctor of physic did once explain
That all the Earth is province elemental
Sure and steady as the stone wall foursome
Holding up our own roof
Our traffic unmarred by thy rough and idle chatter
And the complexion of the element
In favour's like the force that ties the room

O, a muse of fire the first element,
Airy breath the second
Though this wind may well be yours for all you flap your tongue,
O wind of misery
Thou hast no wings, and,
Liable to plunge,
You fit not fowl, though foul your interruption
Fished for facts, though fish you cannot be,
So water, elemental third, you are not.
Of earth, no woman left on earth will have thee,
Nor tend thy barren hearth and home
So walk the plains like to a lonely dragon
I care not

rubah
04-18-2011, 04:26 AM
Did you say Dragon!? 8DDD

Jessweeee♪
04-18-2011, 05:10 AM
Man this is like thanksgiving with our neighbors when I had to listen to these old guys talk about lye soap and making dresses out of flour sacks.

Madonna
04-18-2011, 05:38 AM
In tonight's thread, everyone fails to realize how pathetic they must be to announce how old their membership is. Hint, guys: your join date is already displayed; we get it.

The side plot includes a sad look at how easily youngsters nowadays are excited. "Look, an old man; it is an invasion!"

Dignified Pauper
04-18-2011, 06:17 AM
I was banned once or twice or three times or something. Does that make me an oldbie?


Also... I don't think one is an oldbie unless he posted in the FF forums when it was cool to do so.

blackmage_nuke
04-18-2011, 06:21 AM
I for one welcome our Arthritic Overlords

theundeadhero
04-18-2011, 10:36 AM
Meh, old enough to remember a BoB without a CK title.


I miss HOOTERS.:(He was unbanned and posted a bit in your absence.

Psychotic
04-18-2011, 10:44 AM
remember when The Man used to call himself Kilgore Trout, signed all of his posts with "Peace" and his masterplan to become a CK was to insist everybody self-censor "Magus" to "Seven"?

THEMS WERE THE DAYS ALRIGHT.

The Man
04-18-2011, 12:17 PM
I didn't even remember that. I completely forgot I had changed my name to Kilgore Trout for awhile. I knew I had changed it to something other than Deathjester, but I couldn't remember what it was. :monster:

Dignified Pauper
04-18-2011, 12:21 PM
You'll always be a hobbit to me, Aaron.

escobert
04-18-2011, 12:54 PM
Meh, old enough to remember a BoB without a CK title.


I miss HOOTERS.:(He was unbanned and posted a bit in your absence.

He was here long enough to send me friend request :bigsmile:

Loony BoB
04-18-2011, 02:48 PM
We should have stalking event where a set list of names are put down into a thread and then we have to try and get them all to post.

Jiro
04-18-2011, 03:03 PM
I see a few old faces returning from the store. They sure took a while to get the milk. I hope you remembered to buy my twix too.

Shauna
04-18-2011, 03:34 PM
It was a Twix you wanted? I thought it was a Crunchie. Sorry man.

Jiro
04-18-2011, 04:39 PM
Well I'd better eat it since you went to all that effort to get it for me!

Citizen Bleys
04-18-2011, 06:01 PM
his masterplan to become a CK was to insist everybody self-censor "Magus" to "Seven"?


Was that before or after they/we/you* came really really close to making him a CK anyways?

*really don't know which word to use

DMKA
04-18-2011, 06:12 PM
In tonight's thread, everyone fails to realize how pathetic they must be to announce how old their membership is. Hint, guys: your join date is already displayed; we get it.

The side plot includes a sad look at how easily youngsters nowadays are excited. "Look, an old man; it is an invasion!"

The only sad thing here is your trolling attempt. :smug:

Bunny
04-18-2011, 06:29 PM
This thread is irrelevant to my interests.

Peegee
04-18-2011, 07:14 PM
The reason why I can't leave EoFF is because when you leave EoFF, you automatically become an oldbie the next time you post there.
By that logic I'm an oldbie, although I do not wish to be called 'old'.

You joined 8 years after i did, you regular.

Hollycat
04-18-2011, 07:24 PM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple

Peegee
04-18-2011, 07:25 PM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple

It's a privilege reserved by veterans and oldbies

Jessweeee♪
04-18-2011, 07:26 PM
By breaking everything!

Hollycat
04-18-2011, 07:43 PM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple

It's a privilege reserved by veterans and oldbies

technically you are a mouse and I am a cat soooo......

Wanna play monopoly?

qwertysaur
04-18-2011, 08:42 PM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple
The same way I make all of my posts in bold and green.

By breaking everything!
:bigsmile:

crono_logical
04-18-2011, 09:45 PM
This thread calls for a http://clogical.homestead.com/files/cloutcookiecookiemonster.gif :p

Peegee
04-18-2011, 11:17 PM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple

It's a privilege reserved by veterans and oldbies

technically you are a mouse and I am a cat soooo......

Wanna play monopoly?

Meowth loses to Pikachu every time.

You sure?

Hollycat
04-19-2011, 02:16 AM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple

It's a privilege reserved by veterans and oldbies

technically you are a mouse and I am a cat soooo......

Wanna play monopoly?

Meowth loses to Pikachu every time.

You sure?

you are assuming I'm meowth. Pikachu never beat persian. I remember reading somewhere that the only pokemon that has never lost a fight is graveler

Jiro
04-19-2011, 04:03 AM
Isn't that because graveler just self destructs? You can't lose if yer dead.

The Man
04-19-2011, 05:59 AM
The man, how did you set it so that all your posts are blue? I want mine to all be size 1 and purple

I bribed the staff with n00dz

Jiro
04-19-2011, 06:08 AM
He's not kidding.

Hollycat
04-19-2011, 01:17 PM
so if I take naked pic's of myself and send them to Jiro I get purple size 1 font?

Jiro
04-19-2011, 01:20 PM
I'm not a collector of EoFFer porn. I hear Psychotic is up for that sort of bribery though.

Rantz
04-19-2011, 01:35 PM
All staffers start collecting eventually. You'll see.

Jiro
04-19-2011, 01:46 PM
Well, now is as good a time as any.

NorthernChaosGod
04-19-2011, 09:42 PM
Gross.

Jiro
04-20-2011, 06:34 AM
Says the man most likely to have EoFFer nudes after BoB

The Man
04-20-2011, 07:25 AM
I might actually have some. I can't remember. I've been out of the community too long though so probably not.

NorthernChaosGod
04-20-2011, 08:38 AM
Says the man most likely to have EoFFer nudes after BoB

Yes, but not of men.

Raistlin
04-20-2011, 08:54 AM
Of course not. It is well known that Julian caters only to little boys.

G13
04-20-2011, 08:55 AM
Says the man most likely to have EoFFer nudes after BoB

Yes, but not of men.

You mean you didn't save the ones I sent you?

NorthernChaosGod
04-20-2011, 09:07 AM
Only you, babygirl.

Jess
04-20-2011, 06:54 PM
Hi. :jess:

Hollycat
04-20-2011, 06:57 PM
So this is now a thread about which EoFFers you think would be hot?

qwertysaur
04-20-2011, 06:57 PM
Hi Jess!

Did BoB send another mass E-Mail? It might call back scrumpleberry!

Jessweeee♪
04-20-2011, 07:02 PM
So this is now a thread about which EoFFers you think would be hot?

We already have the picture thread for that!

Hollycat
04-20-2011, 07:04 PM
so you think I'm ugly?

Laddy
04-20-2011, 08:09 PM
I'll be here for five years October 1st. 8)

Shlup
04-20-2011, 08:20 PM
This thread is awful.

Citizen Bleys
04-20-2011, 08:21 PM
Love the thread rename so much that I thought somebody funnier had done it.

Hollycat
04-20-2011, 08:24 PM
Love the thread rename so much that I thought somebody funnier had done it.

>_<

Shlup
04-20-2011, 09:40 PM
Love the thread rename so much that I thought somebody funnier had done it.

I hate you.

Bunny
04-20-2011, 09:42 PM
Can this thread be about parties involving lemons?

Hollycat
04-20-2011, 09:43 PM
Can this thread be about parties involving lemons?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If you post a link to lemonparty I will kill you

Bunny
04-20-2011, 11:58 PM
Nice job.

Shlup
04-21-2011, 12:00 AM
Oooo, close one.

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 02:15 AM
lol, but seriously guys, do not go there if you value your life. do not go to lemonparty

NorthernChaosGod
04-21-2011, 02:17 AM
Who hasn't seen that already? o_O

Raistlin
04-21-2011, 02:17 AM
HC, what website are you telling us to avoid?

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 02:23 AM
Who hasn't seen that already? o_O

What? Lemonparty? I haven't. Someone told me to go there, but I had images turned off thank god.

NorthernChaosGod
04-21-2011, 02:57 AM
Then how do you know what it is?

Jiro
04-21-2011, 02:58 AM
How do you know it's bad then?

Bunny
04-21-2011, 02:59 AM
I'm going to help you out.


Banning. Banning is, in most cases, permanent. Everyone gets at least one warning by Mognet before we ban you, except in extreme cases. Extreme cases include mass spamming or advertising, posting or linking to porn or even porn-related / implied material, or posting extremely disturbing content, all of which will get you banned without warning.

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 03:09 AM
Which is why I am not linking and am warning you. DO NOT GO THERE! ONLY ONE IMAGE GOT THROUGH AND I NOW NO LONGER CAN STAND THE SIGHT OF OLD PEOPLE

Jiro
04-21-2011, 03:42 AM
I'm going to help you out.


Banning. Banning is, in most cases, permanent. Everyone gets at least one warning by Mognet before we ban you, except in extreme cases. Extreme cases include mass spamming or advertising, posting or linking to porn or even porn-related / implied material, or posting extremely disturbing content, all of which will get you banned without warning.

Thank you for your valuable feedback. I will confer with my comrades and let you know the outcome.

Have a pleasant day Bunny :)

Shlup
04-21-2011, 04:46 AM
Dammit, Bunny. I haven't gotten to ban anyone for, like, almost a week. ;_;

The Man
04-21-2011, 06:13 AM
I can't believe anyone is still shocked by lemonparty in this day and age. It's got to be one of the oldest hazing rituals on the internet.

Shlup
04-21-2011, 07:04 AM
That reminds me, I need to email my mom.

blackmage_nuke
04-21-2011, 09:48 AM
Some people find maturity attractive

Big D
04-21-2011, 12:19 PM
I dropped back in to see what manner of epic :bou::bou::bou::bou: the staff had cooked up for April Fool's. And because my city had just been earthquaked to hell for the second time in under six months and we were all short on things to take our minds off stuff.

Neat so see a bunch of familiar old faces in the one thread.

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 02:33 PM
<div style="font: 16px Candara, Skia, Corbel, 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Geneva, Helvetica, Lucida, 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; color: #38bcee; text-align: justify;">I can't believe anyone is still shocked by lemonparty in this day and age. It's got to be one of the oldest hazing rituals on the internet.</div>

I honestly think the fact that my friend told me to go there and he seem excited about it is horrible! I can't imagine anything more horrible and disgusting. Also, sorry guys for typing it out repetedly, I wont do it again.

Shlup
04-21-2011, 08:17 PM
I can't imagine anything more horrible and disgusting.

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae257/steve777_07/challenge-accepted.png

goatse ftw do it do it

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 08:19 PM
I can't imagine anything more horrible and disgusting.

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae257/steve777_07/challenge-accepted.png

goatse ftw do it do it

You are horrible.

Shlup
04-21-2011, 08:20 PM
Does that mean I win?

Jessweeee♪
04-21-2011, 08:21 PM
Too bad ED is gone. I don't think I've ever made it a quarter of the way through the offended page.

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 08:22 PM
ED? Offended page?

Bunny
04-21-2011, 08:52 PM
I can't imagine anything more horrible and disgusting.

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae257/steve777_07/challenge-accepted.png

goatse ftw do it do it

YouTube - Barney Stinson - Challenge Accepted (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nepysk5rOf4&feature=related)

The Man
04-21-2011, 10:09 PM
I can't imagine anything more horrible and disgusting.

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae257/steve777_07/challenge-accepted.png

goatse ftw do it do itI can't believe you told him to look at goatse on an internet that has the pain series. Goatse doesn't shock me these days either. Pain series still lives up to its name.

Peegee
04-21-2011, 10:43 PM
Aaron can you PM me the pain series? Not on this forum perhaps but maybe on fb.

nah just do it on this forum via PM

edit: if you don't bother to I kinda know how to find it. I'm just lazy

NorthernChaosGod
04-21-2011, 11:19 PM
Some people find maturity attractive
But only weirdos find senility attractive.


Too bad ED is gone. I don't think I've ever made it a quarter of the way through the offended page.

Lightweight. :p

The Man
04-22-2011, 05:18 AM
Aaron can you PM me the pain series? Not on this forum perhaps but maybe on fb.

nah just do it on this forum via PM

edit: if you don't bother to I kinda know how to find it. I'm just lazyI don't actually have a link now that ED went down. I'm sure I could find one in a few seconds but I'm also lazy :monster:

Jiro
04-23-2011, 05:08 AM
The Offended page is still on Oh Internet.

The Man
04-23-2011, 05:56 AM
Ah cool, I'm sure that contains the entire Pain series plus a bunch of other stuff