Liquid Website

[Daisy102]

The Internet is still in its infancy as a medium but, slowly -- very slowly -- designers are coming to terms with it. Well, a small contingency of designers anyway.

The sad fact is that the vast majority of Websites you'll come across, especially small-medium sized business sites, would be better off being made into a print brochure.

[Bunny]

Is this some sort of backhanded insult to our frontsite?

[G13]

This is humiliating. If someone gets this one before me I am going to be so pissed!

[Citizen Bleys]

This is humiliating.

The word is "hilarious," upstanding citizen!

[G13]

I'm not allowed to do anything until they break the rules.

:mad:

[Raistlin]

It is so obvious that you are a new CK.

[G13]

Psh.

I've jumped the gun on a few bot bans so I'm trying to be a good little CK and not...

:( Just pressure me into it and I can sleep soundly tonight

[Citizen Bleys]

Add "don't be a blatantly obvious spam troll" to the rules?

EDIT: Although really, if you want to be a good staffer, the general rule of thumb is "When Bleys and Wesley agree on something, do exactly the opposite." So you should Knight him/her/it

[G13]

That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said pressure me into it.

Usually when Wes says "It'll bug staff" I think "How can I get in on this?"

[Citizen Bleys]

I am. I'm pressuring you* to Knight the obvious spam troll for lulz.

*as in the staff, collectively. I did not say thee, for thou must needs employ hax to achieve said ends.

[Bunny]

DO IT ERIC

DO IT

DO IT NOW

DON'T BE A PANSY

ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT

WHY DON'T YOU WANNA BE COOL

YOU WANNA BE COOL DON'T YOU?

YEAH YOU DO.

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE COOL.

JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE STAFF.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE COOL IF YOU DON'T ABUSE YOUR POWER IN SOME WAY?

DO YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR PLACE ON STAFF CAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANNA ABUSE YOUR POWER?

WHAT WILL ALL YOUR DETRACTORS SAY WHEN YOU ARE DE-CKIFIED?

THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST LAUGH AT YOU

AND THEN HOW BAD WILL YOU FEEL

REALLY BAD

THAT'S HOW YOU'LL FEEL

SO JUST DO IT

BAN HIM

THEN GRAB A BEER AND BAN SOMEONE ELSE

SOON EVERYONE WILL BE BANNED

AND THEN WHO WILL STOP YOU?

NOBODY.

THAT'S WHO.

SO JUST DO IT!

http://www.sunglasstent.com/images/NikeSwooshRed.jpg

[G13]

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Uh huh

Almost there

...

Awwwwww yyyyeah. That was good. :smug:

[Jiro]

I feel violated. And what the fuck is a liquid website?

[Rantz]

Rainymood.com (http://www.rainymood.com/)

[Jiro]

Okay good, I thought Eric Liquid Websited when he... y'know... all over the website.

[Rantz]

Cried? Yeah, that was awkward.

[Shoeberto]

It was tricky, but I still ended up being able to masturbate to it.

[qwertysaur]

Liquid websites are all a cover to stop the insane guy in the corner who is trying to melt the internet. Lucky for us he has a weakness for .GIF's of cats and ducks.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay good, I thought Eric Liquid Websited when he... y'know... all over the website.

He accidently all over the forums.

[Crop]

Errr, who the hell banned her? Her flawless business advice has already made me thousands. I need her back.

[Shauna]

You're the only one, Crop. Her advice has already bankrupted me!

[Bunny]

Okay good, I thought Eric Liquid Websited when he... y'know... all over the website.

He accidently all over the forums.

Accidently what? I think you're missing a word somewhere in there...

[G13]

Okay good, I thought Eric Liquid Websited when he... y'know... all over the website.

Sorry 'bout the mess. :shobon:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay good, I thought Eric Liquid Websited when he... y'know... all over the website.

He accidently all over the forums.

Accidently what? I think you're missing a word somewhere in there...
He accidentally the whole forums.
...is this dangerous?

[DMKA]

The Internet is still in its infancy as a medium but, slowly -- very slowly -- designers are coming to terms with it. Well, a small contingency of designers anyway.

The sad fact is that the vast majority of Websites you'll come across, especially small-medium sized business sites, would be better off being made into a print brochure.

I laughed so hard.

Harder than Bleys did that time I tried to defend Windows ME.

[Old Manus]

http://i.imgur.com/zjl3C.jpg

[rubah]

I thought of liquid television then wished I hadn't.

[Bunny]

Okay good, I thought Eric Liquid Websited when he... y'know... all over the website.

He accidently all over the forums.

Accidently what? I think you're missing a word somewhere in there...
He accidentally the whole forums.
...is this dangerous?

Yes, yes, I got you the first time. But what did he do to the forums on accident? He accidently crashed the forums? He accidently rearranged the forums? What did he accidently do to the forums?

[Old Manus]

The WHOLE forum, as a matter of fact. I'd say it's pretty dangerous. I accidentally once.

[Unbreakable Will]

The hell?

[G13]

I purposefully this thread.