Your mother.

[Unbreakable Will]

:colbert:

What's your favorite response to nonsensical questions?

[Hollycat]

Cause its caturday
heyo
toast
any word consisting of 5 or more sylables (yeh eye misteplt it, wannu fyt aboot it?)
*punch to the face*
*cold glare* (this is what happens the most, and apparently it scares people, I made a girl cry one time by doing this after she said a racist remark.)

[sharkythesharkdogg]

If someone asks what something is, or where something is I always respond with a good ol' aggressive non sequiter.

Example:

"Hey, what time is it?"

"If it was up your ass, you'd know what time it was!"

No one laughs but me, and really, that's the best type of humor there is.

[Peegee]

online?

asl

offline?

o_o

[Agrias]

"Hey Agrias, wanna go get the thing with the stuff at the place?"
"Are you telling me what to do?"
"......"

[Bunny]

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

Lol, best answer yet.

I also respond with "your mother" a lot.

[DMKA]

"Because the sky is blue"

[Jiro]

:stare: O K

[blackmage_nuke]

That's what she said.

[The Man]

That's what she said.

Stole my answer.

[Unbreakable Will]

That's what she said.

Stole my answer.


I use that one a lot as well xD or Quagmire from Family Guy's "Giggity"

[Citizen Bleys]

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

You're taking advice from Allie Brosh's dog? (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html)

I'd advise against the eating vomit thing.

[Bunny]

In my experience, if food tastes good the first time and okay coming up, it will probably taste even better the third time.

Awesome + Okay = More Awesomer.

That's science.

[Rocket Edge]

Something like 'get' said loudly (short for get out).

[Jiro]

In my experience, if food tastes good the first time and okay coming up, it will probably taste even better the third time.

Awesome + Okay = More Awesomer.

That's science.

I subscribe to Bunny Science. Everything's better with Bunny!

[Iceglow]

I'll generally start insulting people's mother or otherwise imply that sexual occurrences have happened with your mother. Unless of course you are Quin. For if you are Quin it is not your mother but your hot sister what interests me oooh Evelyn! :love:

[Unbreakable Will]

I'll generally start insulting people's mother or otherwise imply that sexual occurrences have happened with your mother. Unless of course you are Quin. For if you are Quin it is not your mother but your hot sister what interests me oooh Evelyn! :love:
Arthur's sister is attractive? Ooooh a way into the family! :cool:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Quin's name is Arthur? :o

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I prefer your dad. He's much more of a gentleman.

[Pheesh]

I like "That's what she said" and "hahahaNO o_o".

[Laddy]

B, you mad.

[Jiro]

"hahahaNO o_o".
Yeah I love this one too xD

[Loony BoB]

I prefer 'Your face', personally. This would never work if I was talking to o_O, though.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I prefer your dad. He's much more of a gentleman.

Beat me too it :lol:

[Rantz]

Why respond with words when you can Falcon Punch?

[Jiro]

I prefer 'Your face', personally. This would never work if I was talking to o_O, though.

Then it would become GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT :argh:

[Loony BoB]

Talking, not typing. :) Every time I would say "Your face." He'd say "Yes, yes I am." >=(

[Unbreakable Will]

Quin's name is Arthur? :o
Indeed :grover:

Why respond with words when you can Falcon Punch?
My favorite so far :D