View Full Version : In which the beginning occurs

05-01-2011, 05:41 AM
By clicking the spoiler text and revealing this portion of the post, you have unknowningly agreed to hold Bunny, Inc. unaccountable for any of the following circumstances that may occur while viewing this thread:

Feelings of unease
The urge to ban the poster of this information

And now...


Bless my soul
Jiro's on a roll
Person of the week in evry FF opinion poll
What a pro
Jioro could stop a show
Point him at an admin and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled
NCG went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry "vase")

From appearance fees and royalties
Our Jiro had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?

Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect beard
packs a pair of wimpy pecs

Jiro, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunk

Who put the member in staff member?
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor
Jiro, Jiro ...

Bless my soul
Jiro's on a roll
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceited

He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero

He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Jiro's a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!


Unbreakable Will
05-01-2011, 06:20 AM
Fucking awesome :ciddie:

05-01-2011, 05:00 PM
Allie you should actually grow your hair like that, that is hot.

Also this thread needs some more love. 1 reply? :colbert:

Also also, fuck Jiro. :doublecolbert:

Marshall Banana
05-01-2011, 06:16 PM
Gah! Now that song is stuck in my head!

05-01-2011, 10:19 PM
Lulz, very nice.

05-02-2011, 12:10 AM


05-02-2011, 01:49 AM

Loony BoB
05-02-2011, 10:54 AM
Who are those on the left and on the right? I know the middle three, but not sure on the others.

You should have used the Fulham F.C. Michael Jackson statue. :p

05-02-2011, 12:45 PM
I scrolled my mouse over the thread and read without clicking on it.

05-02-2011, 01:25 PM
Who are those on the left and on the right? I know the middle three, but not sure on the others.

I believe it's Lissa (as in Melissaur) and Rachael (as in Miss Lulu) lol.

Why though did I end up reading the lyrics Bunny wrote in a southern drawl? That is the real question!

05-02-2011, 01:50 PM
A monument to me? HECK YES.