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Bunny
05-01-2011, 05:41 AM
In which all is revealed...

Gather round, friends! For today is the day we fight. A great injustice has been done recently. You may or may not be aware of the situation, but I assure you that it was the greatest injustice imparted on a man since, well, ever. I am, of course, talking about the demodulation and banning of perhaps one of the greatest heroes of our time: Mr. Jiro M. Dakodaton. Now some of you may not care. Some of you may not even be aware of what happened. And some of you still may care so much that the very thought of this unjust banning has caused you to lose all sembalance of sanity. Regardless of your current condition, however, I offer a solution:

We fight.

We win.

Today is a simple day of no importance however, after tonight, it shall be known as the day EoFF declared in one voice: we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!

And it is for this purpose that we gather here today, with love for Jiro in our hearts to stand up to the oppressors. Who are they you ask? Here are your enemies. Your targets.

Your

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/BoBstlin.jpg - Loony "Zany B" BoB

Del "da Dawg" Murder - http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Delstlin.jpg
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Shlupstlin.jpg - Shlup "the Slut" Quack

Pauly Psycho - http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Psystlin.jpg
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Rantstlin.jpg - Rantzien, AKA The Furious Führer

Rampagin' Roogle - http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Roogstlin.jpg

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/foastlin.jpg - the Mustached Maestro, fire_of_avalon

Gangsta Guardian XIII - http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/G13stlin.jpg
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Jessstlin.jpg - Wee JessNOTE

Levian - http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/Levstlin.jpg

Set your sights on these monsters and fight for the freedom of Jiro!


This message was brought to you by the Coalition for Injustice Fighting and Jiro Saving and the letters N, C, and...


http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/NCGstlin.jpg

Peegee
05-01-2011, 06:05 AM
this is the single greatest thing to happen to me all night. starting with booze and ending with this thread or me passed out in a corner

i demand more shoops

Unbreakable Will
05-01-2011, 06:22 AM
Bunny, if I haven't said it before let me make it clear... I smurfing love you :D

Raistlin
05-01-2011, 06:30 AM
This is the greatest thread ever made. Bunny, I bow to your awesomeness.

Yar
05-01-2011, 06:41 AM
wtf is going on

The Man
05-01-2011, 06:59 AM
Posting in a legendary thread.

Freya
05-01-2011, 07:11 AM
Oh bun-bun. Your photo-manipulation skills are impressive! They all look so realistic and believable :]

Old Manus
05-01-2011, 10:35 AM
So what did he do

Shauna
05-01-2011, 12:30 PM
All the porns I hear! :p

sharkythesharkdogg
05-01-2011, 02:28 PM
Huh. Why did he get banned? Doesn't seem like the type of thing a brand new mod would have happen to them.

blackmage_nuke
05-01-2011, 02:32 PM
If his banning was a joke now they wont bring him back because they'll be afraid if we get the impression our complaining was what brought him back then you'll complain more in future!

Crop
05-01-2011, 04:42 PM
Yeah what actually happened? I wish the staff wouldn't just ban someone in silence then clam up about it. Let alone such a great member.

Psychotic
05-01-2011, 04:57 PM
I like that I am now more associated with levianface than levian is.

Also I have no idea why Jiro was banned. I was approving of it at first, but then I heard that Raistlin was involved and my stomach turned.

rubah
05-01-2011, 05:31 PM
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Cuchulainn
05-01-2011, 06:06 PM
See this is what happens when you give teenagers positions of power. They invariably abuse that power to manufacture jokes involving sexual organs. Sure did the teenage Jesus not put a vagina of the head of a lepar once. I think he did although I wopnt rule out foul play as the bit about the vagina in my Bible was crudely written in pencil......by....me...when I was a teenager. You get the point thought.

Ali what did you hope to gain from that wall of :bou::bou::bou::bou:e?

DMKA
05-01-2011, 06:51 PM
Yeah, I was wondering why he got banned. Wasn't he a CK!?

Also, what happened to get Kotora banned?

JESUS HOW GLORIOUS IT MUST BE TO HAVE ACCESS TO THE STAFF FORUM

qwertysaur
05-01-2011, 07:01 PM
Those images hgave blinded me, it burns!! :(

NorthernChaosGod
05-01-2011, 10:24 PM
I died of laughing. This is the most epic thread in the history of the universe.

Shlup
05-02-2011, 12:10 AM
I am so confused.

Bunny
05-02-2011, 02:35 AM
I thought it was pretty straight forward.

Completely unrelated and theoretical question: Do you guys respond well to threats?

fire_of_avalon
05-02-2011, 02:55 AM
You'll never uncover the truth! It's all hidden in my mustache.

Raistlin
05-02-2011, 03:03 AM
I wanted him to use your Iron Man mask pic, but Bunny insisted on mustache.

Megan definitely had the best funny pics. Some of you were disappointing.

qwertysaur
05-02-2011, 03:12 AM
Wait, is that Charlie's head for Del?
Leave the Jindo out of the crossfire. :mymelbert:

G13
05-02-2011, 11:19 AM
Good news, everyone! I've created a device that allows me to take Jiro's ban and bestow it upon another member. Raistlin to be more specific.

I wonder what the justice committee has in store for this one. Wowee!

blackmage_nuke
05-02-2011, 11:54 AM
And nothing of value was lost

Laddy
05-02-2011, 12:44 PM
You have my rapier.

Steve
05-02-2011, 01:33 PM
You have my rapier.

Fixed.

And as for Jiro's ban going over to Raistlin, not a problem so long as we never post another picture of Raistlin in a Bikini again.

Jiro
05-02-2011, 01:49 PM
I have returned, loyal forum goers! I fell into the depths of darkness but I have returned to save you.

Being banned is kind of balls, I encourage you to stay on this side of the fence. NOW I CAN VISIT THE STAFF FORUM AGAIN

Unbreakable Will
05-02-2011, 02:28 PM
So... all we had to do was sacrifice Raistlin to the diety in the depths of the Wondersquare and we got Jiro back? Fucking awesome, I love it :D

qwertysaur
05-02-2011, 03:11 PM
So... all we had to do was sacrifice Raistlin to the diety in the depths of the Wondersquare and we got Jiro back? smurfing awesome, I love it :D
You do realize this means Shlup will have to find a new person to fill Raistlin's void. She might even target everyone initially to find a good match. :bigsmile:

NorthernChaosGod
05-02-2011, 04:02 PM
I'll take care of Shlup. :jokey:

drotato
05-02-2011, 04:12 PM
Hahaha... This was such a great thread.

YAY JIRO IS BACK. =D

G13
05-03-2011, 12:52 AM
You do realize this means Shlup will have to find a new person to fill Raistlin's her void. She might even target everyone initially to find a good match. :bigsmile:

Fixed.

DMKA
05-03-2011, 01:01 AM
Raist is banned now?

Oh wow.

Laddy
05-03-2011, 01:04 AM
Y'know, I thought that a joke insisting that since rapiers are more elegant weapons, it would be natural I would hold one.

But the rape joke is a hundred fucking times better.

NorthernChaosGod
05-03-2011, 01:51 AM
You do realize this means Shlup will have to find a new person to fill Raistlin's her void. She might even target everyone initially to find a good match. :bigsmile:

Fixed.

My post works even better with this version.

Jiro
05-03-2011, 08:21 AM
I heard it was a team effort between Guardian XIII and Bunny to concoct this magical device that freed me.